How to Drink Water

[mrsshesasaint]

whats a faucet?

[DarknightVader]

Are you the guy from V Sauce?

[randomstuffedpork]

@DarknightVader no. he is wheezy waiter

[dstrbdxxxprncess]

mmmm mmmm mmmm optional... go mmmm mmmm mmmm

[hipsterimposter]

Now I laugh every time I get a glass of water. Thanks.

[Tibbieman1]

I place the glass under the faucet before I turn on the water. Just another way to go.

[uhhassjack]

the crusty sound when you make a beard slam is AWESOME

[WantRandom]

Ohhh...Thats how you do it!

[krellekagemand1234]

your drunk



[xTxMONST3R]

My GOD YOU HAVE AN AMAZING BEARD!

[F4rl30d]

@alwayswheezy

you said before that juliansmith is your inspiration

[earthboundmisfit79]

I use Gain dish soap too.

[bigapplezpengu]

do you know you have Chuck Norris's nose?

[mikeysrose]

Wait... is "Drink water" part of Step 4, or is that a new step? I'm trying to write this down!

[Ganguro666]

But how do I get the glass Wheezy!? I'm so confused!

[tati13221]

r u on drugs

[FSoundStudios]

Damn! I always forget step whatever...

[MrSmithDynamite]

Ty the Regular Guy drinks more correctly

[ItsMichelleOmg]

you didnt teach us how to drink water, you taught us how to put water intoa cup. Please hurry and tell us how to drink water because I dont know what to do with this water in a cup!

[TheAnonymousSarah]

But...but...I haven't been laughing before I drink! Have I been doing it wrong my WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE!?

[FaytheKcilah]

I love Julian Smith! I can't wait to see the video :]

[OrangebearProducts]

I love Julian too.

[dslknight]

You can't have "drink water" as a step in the instructions of how to drink water! Because that's not really telling people how to drink water now is it...

[KatherineAftrDentist]

You can actually drink the faucet water in Chicago? If you do that here you grow a third arm...

[carstenwjensen]

you need a haircut before you look like a viking/barbarian

[GodofChookie]

enjoey your Malk

[howdoesitburn]

Where is THE alligator pitt

[Edwardo1993]

juilian smith and wheezy waiter!?!? aw this is gonna be good!

[Gallifrey103]

This is making me thirsty. I notice this is in the comedy category, rather than the 'How to' category.

[leandeganis]

said that Intel have to approve your videos? wtfuck?

[metalvocalistwanted]

hey wheezy could you make a more in depth tutorial please? i got confused somewhere around step three and ended up inhaling some water. perhaps if you went through the steps a little bit slower. thanks! :D

[TheANBart]

omg, julian smith! :)))))

[ShiningSilverwind]

OMG! I just tried water for the first time! Its so good! I think I can't live without this stuff anymore!

[GreenElixir]

I failed the second step, I went to the faucet, but no magical cup appeared in my hand... WHERE DO I GET THE CUP?! D:

[LemonLimeGrl]

juxtaposition!!! 00:02

[spitfire321]

Hey Craig, "I WROTE THIS FOR YOU!"

[MaddiMoMo373]

I live under a rock.

[stove180]

plz look up Graig your first name in the online urban dictionary and youll be surprised what you get but you might enjoy and plz send a reply thanks!!!!

[Foqk]

i love with all my heart and soul and body and .......penis

[Holzy09]

step 8 rhymes

[Bored2Dlimit]

This video made me need to pee sooo bad!!

[sapphirekaye]

Are you laughing at the people who CAN'T ACCESS FRESH WATER!! just kidding

[iBubz3y]

@sapphirekaye fag

[ExtremeHannah]

Your kinda handsome! :)

[SamStarscreamForever]

are video responses turned off?

[Aluciel286]

I used to be afraid of the dark until I found my way to Wheezy's beard. Yes, it's dark, but still somehow soothing making me a fearless savage.

[theneedledrop]

<3 you craig

[turtletarian2]

i cant belive you drink noodle boiler wheezy thats gross!

[xoxosarah18]

But I'm afraid of the dark!

[rockin2hellnheaven]

being left in the dark never felt more beardly

[randomperson63758]

i was wondering why there was a lack of explosions today.

[tramlaw72]

I thought about applying to work with Julian when he was in Chicago. Now I wish I had cause I would have met Julian and Craig.

[lavfisch]

If you saw Julian, I hope he introduced you to Jeffery...

[fearandregret123]

tap water is so gross, i cant even..

[DeannaDLH]

That wasn't nice :(

[moonlight293]

Gaaaah sweaty beard!

[sirjj9050]

Eww tap water with extra sodium fluoride in it yuck!

[PointlessVideos48]

i liked the part while you were drinking the water.

[princessnerdfighter]

The beard is looking good.

[colewilder]

wait im a little confused on step two. i think it might be because i have the glass upside down. but i can never tell the difference. do you have any helpful hints as to how to tell what is the top and bottom of the glass?

[thegodofallchickens]

Wheezy and Julian together is a dream come true.

[CookieMonsterLives54]

BUT WHERE DO I GET THE WATER GLASS CRAIG?

[Knifeblade11]

Holy crap feels like I'm stuck in a beard now

[SoSPACEY]

Is it weird that the ad on the side of the video says. CRAIG, THERE'S A DEAD GUY'S BODY INSIDE THIS RIDE?

[morganlouise63]

@SoSPACEY its even weirder I go one that say "Craig! Walt is in the water!" o_O

[kyleh596]

OOO that how you drink water

[turtletarian2]

eww o.o is that noodle boiler??? gross wheezy

[MistuhCazzmoney]

I need a longer tutorial on how to drink water, i got kind of confused in the middle so im still not sure how to drink it :/

[eatmarth]

from now on I will always laugh when I get a drink of water

[FictionalToby]

Just a heads up, the second I see Julian's video has been uploaded, I'm posting the link here saying 'He made this with you.'

[TheOtherNothing]

@FictionalToby Lmao. You are win.

[glowstick145]

YOU AND JULIAN?!?! The only thing that could make it Better would be if Tessa is in it... xD

[KaberianRoyalty]

@edbassmaster1fan Best of luck! :) Hope Wheezy does it for you!!

[edbassmaster1fan]

@KaberianRoyalty Thanks! This is the second time I've posted it on a video... :/ Maybe it will work..

[KaberianRoyalty]

@edbassmaster1fan Well, you have 159 thumbs up on your comment! Maybe the second time's the charm?

[IraiShikyo]

@edbassmaster1fan do a wink video on halloween if you get him to do it!! XD

[nonze81]

@edbassmaster1fan  that would be awsome!

[edbassmaster1fan]

@nonze81 I know!! I'm crossing my fingers!!!!!

[yellowmeerkat97]

"Intel to approve it" uhoh...

[FluffyKittenMEOW]

I tried this but I forgot the "drink water" part. :-( Better luck next time!

[ace71730]

Wheezy, you're the only Youtuber I still get excited over when I see a new video in my sub box. Thank you for staying unique.

[DerMeister86]

Wheezy and Julian :D

[BenHowellTV]

nice

[Gabriellaella23]

Lol optional mmm

[whothehellisthat]

mm mm mm mm

[sofiamedia]

Running!! Been a computer geek for a few days which required eating burritos and spending way to much time on my computers but if you can drag yourself outside, so can I!

[TheBrendanMills]

nom nom nom nom water!

[mazerunner13]

JULIAN SMITH???????!!!!!!

[SleepingPorcupine]

u have AMAZING eyebrows... just saying

[fishsticksNcustard11]

Am I the only one who paused this video to go (PROPERLY!) get a glass of water?

[xcky24]

CHUG TAHT AGUA!1!!

[KoolThing14]

To think, I've been doing this wrong all these years, thank you Craig

[LYBNIAWW]

hahahaha the add that popped up when i was watching this video was "Craig, walt's in your water"

[kattybatty13]

1 person couldn't get a cup of water

[xbladeofgrassx]

@kattybatty13 5 days and still just that one... impressive.

[kattybatty13]

@xbladeofgrassx haha, if you didn't reply to this I'd never have known :P But clearly still; that awkward moment when only one person who disliked is being directly spoken to and is shown in a top comment..

[kattybatty13]

@xbladeofgrassx haha, if you didn't reply to this I'd never have known :P But clearly still; that awkward moment when only one person who disliked is being directly spoken to and is shown in a top comment..

[xbladeofgrassx]

@kattybatty13 lol

[EthannatMC]

Whaaaa-- Craig, why is it so dark in your beard!?!

[erikesemo223]

When is the Driftless Pony Club music video going to uploaded?

[Ziggystarla]

Step whatever is the most important step of any process...clearly...

[maggitrymbill]

Your life is still boring ....

[0Button]

Your mustache looks like it's growing from your nostrils.

[Mightyenapup]

Maybe you should make Matt do handstands on your behalf.

[rummingbum]

I miss your daily videos Craig... :(

[TheGentlePipe]

STOP MAKING THESE DUMB VIDEOS I KNOW HOW TO DRINK WATER!!!!! But wheezy, how do i drink soda? 

[MrPopify]

@TheGentlePipe You can drink water AND soda?! Why am I only hearing of this now?

[Enemynarwhal]

When I tried to complete the step "drink water" I drowned. Please help me wheezywaiter I don't know where I am but I think this is purgatory. There are giant fountains of flames everywhere and Ronald Reagan keeps laughing at me. I am so scared please get me out of here. Why couldn't you actually tell me how to drink water?

[bstjames1611]

did julian make it for me

[killisys]

why there no step for getting sah glass is it maggeec :D

[ThroughLidlessEye]

More Smith meets Benzine??? YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-UUUHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[TopHatKidd]

EXPLOSION!

[CassesVultus]

Aaggg I can't get the 'drink water' part right. I think I have a drinking problem ;)

[LovePink278]

julian smith is my husband!!

[uzellyman]

Julian Smith!!!!! FUCK YEAAHH!!!!

[mirsh123]

wait wait wait wait wait! so i have to DRINK the water? oh god this is confusing :(

[BLACKzeronine]

Is Julian Smith scary in real life?

I imagine him so freakin scary.

[superfox1080]

You made another vid with Julian?? YESSSSSSS

[36bigmac]

when are there going to be more platoon of power squadron episodes?

[xYumemilee]

How To Get Water* still waiting for further instruction on how to drink water.

[porterble]

I love how he calls us Beard Lovelys instead of Beard Lovers. It makes me feels special inside.

[rethinkOURreality]

You really need to get a filter for your faucet.

Also, when is the Inspectors music video going to be uploaded? I can't wait to see it!

[kazooga1234]

i cant drink water and this is a ha bisky upload eventhough it didnt have any explosions

[achuyman]

water ? where is the caffeine

[testtickles1]

Straight from the tap????? who does that anymore????

[SoldierOfLight90]

@testtickles1 MeekaKitty and her crew say that tap water is the water of "gods"

[Jsoekee]

Yeeeey Collab with Julian! :D

[ErasedFromExistance]

Thanks for making this tutorial, I've been thirsty for so long

[TheScottKonar]

what do i drink out of?

[TehNoobyCanadian]

How do I drink water though!!

[FyberOptic]

You didn't say how much water to drink. How do I know when to stop?

[girlwiththefez]

Maybe for Movember, you could shave off your beard! It wouldn't be the same, but it'd be a task!

[ThinkUrAContra]

That was one of the most triumphant laughs I've ever heard. :]

[MACastaldi2]

Wheezy can be so good looking at times

Would love to see him trim up his beard

[berryberry789]

Please save me from the monster!

[Tuddley3]

Ewww, tap water, how disgusting !!!

[MPHN00B]

I was drinking water while watching you. Then I rememberd that I didn't even know how to because I wasn't done watching the video yet.. so I stopped.

[mgaspesie]

@MPHN00B LOLLL

[ohyaimcoolest]

what about smart water? :3

[TRDPaul]

why do americans call taps faucets?

[sortaAWSOMEish]

@TRDPaul i have no idea why us americans call taps faucets....

and we call the water that comes from the faucets tap water.... we americans contridict ourselves alot... its in our nature

[TehCabbinator]

@TRDPaul why do you call it a tap...?

[testtickles1]

@TehCabbinator

its tap water

[LaughingOutKraut]

Oh gosh, another WheezyWaiter/JulianSmith collaboratio is just too much talent for me to handle! Yeah, I ment to write "collaboratio". Bananas.

[MrsTheNelora]

One does not simply drink water!

[Crazycali1]

you missed a step.. dont forget to spit water out in suprise

[0vesty]

@SpecialQue85 Step Seven: Become a Beardlover

[kyandeiai]

Julian!? Awesome, can't wait for that to pop in my subscription box!

[SpecialQue85]

How to watch a WheezyWaiter Video

Step One: Get a computer or iphone or anything that can connect to the internet

Step Two: Connect to the Internet (Step 2B: Get Internet)

Step Three: Go to Youtube

Step Four: Subscribe to WheezyWaiter

Step Five: Watch WheezyWaiter Video

Step Six: Laugh

[slylink690]

is Jogging the new handstand!?

[Twefrence]

I'm still not really used to how in America you can just turn the tap on and drink tap water like that o-O

[ctrlaltkirsty]

this made me realize that i have a pathological fear of drinking tap water. i kept thinking you were going to pour it out and go for a Brita or something!

[losergoescrazy]

No more dehydrating for me!

[imbored2]

julian & wheezy! omfg! YAY! >.<

[Furisu212]

Something's wrong! I tried to drink water and now my beard is wet and I'm still thirsty! What happened?!

[cvcaproductions]

Finally! Thank you, Wheezy! Now I can enjoy a nice glass of water after many, many years of never having one...

[lordanikan3]

how to drink water is false!...i cant drink tap water down here (texas) because theres to many minderals in the water and it turns your teeth yellow...i have a fridge water thing in the fridge in the kitchen in the house in the city in the state in the country in the contenint in the world in the solar system in the universe in the nothing

[Rosjuice]

I have been staring at a glass of water for years wondering how to drink it. I now know how. Thank you.

[JimGabeMomo]

Portland may have a lot of trees, but it's still cold as f*ding*.

[TheRealrocker74]

Isn't it hard to run with a beard like that on?

[IvarHuisman]

I hate being left in the dark =( But I love soft fuzzy warm beards! WHY IS LIFE SO COMPLICATED!?!?!

[JEWsMuse]

THANK GOD This was here, i would have been lost without it.

[PetraDobat]

I ALWAYS LOL at the crunchiness of beard slams :D

[FiZZY371]

Step 4 is the most important part

[ThisGuysMovies]

haha!

[DroolingYeastman]

You got boobies on your wall... fffffffffttttttt :i

[raywingsx]

@DroolingYeastman wheeeeere are these boobies?