Getting Laid is Overrated

[xmxmal]

Things like this make me glad that I'm gay.

[Edwinthemonk]

been on youtube since its inception, but first time commenting.. I just had to compliment you man!!!! YOU"RE FUCKING AWESOME!!! GO DO STANDUP!!!

[dementedpuppy]

hahaha you're awesome

[Bloomengns]

hahah SHUT UP AND FUUUUCK!!!

[Bllackguard666]

Sex is overrated, boring and messy. Trust me, it's not what it's hyped up to be.

[Foxdude89]

@TheInbornMechanics I totally agree with you! XD

[wtee69]

Man, U wouldnt be so pissed off if u got laid every now and thn!! Gettin butt butt is a stress and mood swiing reliever and u should so freakin try it out!!

[iluvtdi12]

Bro. You're the smartest fucking person ever.

[TimDisturbed]

Love this video. 5/5

[sacredrealm]

Haha I relate to 2:10-2:46.

[xSobhan]

lmfaoofdaspf

[etMEdit]

i wish i could like this video, you're hilarious

[Haloman777]

people need to be more like this dude

[ryanmshepard92]

Regardless of whether this is for real or not, this is just fucking hilarious. Had me on the floor with tears in my eyes.

[lotavic]

HOW can this guy have so little views? Fucking hilarious!

[PORLOWZ]

die in fire

[Dominub]

fuckin lol'd

[loosifur]

la la la la

[koool71]

hey pal, i've fucked, I have a 4.2 with ap classes, and I am captain of soccer team. Let me say, your life blows......

[WeedFax]

@koool71 but just clearly to stupid or lacking to much common sense to know that this is for comedy and he's not serious...congrats.

[PiranhaJaw22]

@koool71 I never wanted to be a captain of a soccer team, or desired ap classes. Your life blows

[1337NoFear1337]

THIS guys is fucking beast :D he Underlines every aspect and every detail awesome:D !

[LIFESTOSHORTTOCARE]

"I AM AN EXAMPLE OF WHY PEOPLE SHOULD KILL THEMSELVES" NEVER HEARD A MORE TRUE STATEMENT FROM YOU.

[PiranhaJaw22]

@LIFESTOSHORTTOCARE Thanks !

[LIFESTOSHORTTOCARE]

@PiranhaJaw22 .But truly piranhajaw22 you actually take the time to think about stupid ass things that are norms in society i don't agree with everything you say but you do have a good grasp of reality.

[a2hunts]

STD is fake.

It's just made to scare you.

[deviatea]

fuckin hell, your hilarious Wongy!!!!! just brilliant!!!!

[dilbert250]

0:23

[ReamisVobe]

You are awesome.

[Sneep29]

This video is funny as hell. I haven't seen a more hilarious video in such a long time. I agree, sex is overrated, but I guess it's the hormones that drive people. Hahaha!

[Evilfisher]

lolwut

[leykris]

this is the funniest shit i've heard in a long long while. I almost wish my voice sounded like his.

[fort3hnoobs]

REDTUBE.COM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dwain1987]

xhamster.com great site for porn

[JaseRIxz2]

Maybe you should try Gay porn

[Kbridge1982]

You rock my fucking socks, man! Brilliant!

[babybuda92]

ok buddy you have problems. if thats ur goals in life then sure. do you even have friends? you really need some friends and hopefully a girlfriend. its more then just sex dude its called a companion .

[TheJungleRabbit]

im not suprised your a virgin

[lestatv3]

Damn, this is GREAT! :DDDDDDD

[B055C0E]

you mad bro ?

[ytacc0]

Interesting. You do carry many great arguments. Problem is, all your arguments derive from being a virgin, far too long.

[hotandspicy666]

Uh...something is wrong here....(lil lol)

[221Spid]

bro you need to chill

[IceTeaEdwin]

I don't know if you're serious...but you're hysterical.

[Solkillerexe]

LOOOOOL

[YourLordliness]

hentaibb.org lol

[ILuvUButULuvHer]

Ha ur bad-ass sweetie(: I Really love your vidies!!! Make more...you are funny yet make a good point.I give u 5 stars!!!(: i will Subscribe to youu!!!

[ILuvUButULuvHer]

ha ur cool(:

[BlueKenshin]

Is that really how you sound? You sound like a fucking idiot. That said, you do make some good points.

[SkylineJet]

even a hoe wouldnt fuk yu poofter nerd chink, fuk china braces boy

[EltBerserker]

I... have, have HAVE, have HAVE never... never... fucked... before... fore... re.... BEFORE!!

-pIRANHAjAW22

[newacc0unt]

Total badass <3

[shadowbender]

And then there was hand gliding. lol

[XSPStudios]

Coming from a guy who has experienced it, yeah, WAY overrated. Unless you're an unimaginative retard or you're a virgin, you'd know YOU can pleasure YOU the best.

This might shock some people, but you get into a relationship for the relationship. I know; who knew!?

[ipodking408]

dude i agree!!! find a comedy club that will let you tell some jokes!!! I think you would make a great stand up comedian!! made me laugh!!! great videos,,,,

[unharmonix]

Bahahaha you're hilarious!

[areskratos]

is this just a joke?

[Flightlevel23]

@areskratos yes

[Pspredatorx]

Dude you have a great voice and make some logically sound points in your videos.

Referencing the asian dudes in porns cracked me up.

[ovinophile]

Getting laid is overrated. Anyone who says otherwise is either an adolescent or still possess the intellect of one. The former group at least has an excuse... it's the latter ones that make me worried for the future of our society.

[NNNatedog]

Are you serious

[Danube03]

goddamn you own

[Hitamaru]

I get pussy every night for free

[limitlessvideos]

Haha soo true dude

[hasafienda]

*dead* @ crazy virgin

[DrLapy90210]

once u actuly get laid trust me u'll be thinking diffrent

[18cowsmooing]

@DrLapy90210 ya so right

[Gnarkade]

yeah you're kinda right but, if you had the choice between fucking or masturbating i think the answers pretty obvious^^

[glasspig]

man this guy must immediately apply for voice-acting for a character on SOUTH PARK

[WinJi]

win!

[b0lkan]

hahahhaha

[xen0gene]

he posted the same video a few months ago....

[lnstrumentalist]

This guy must have been trolled so hard.

[jchavista89]

hes god

[Lazuras88]

dude, you need to get into stand-up. you're fucking hilarious!

[NoJohnDoe]

oh maaan - I wonder - - or just don't remember - how old PiranhaJaw22 is ? - I mean - watch his other clips : as in this one there are some real deep thoughts in his contributions. well - despite that somewhat aggressive attitude I like how reasonable most of his train of thoughts are.

I also deem that there is something like twisted humor hidden behind that said aggressive attitude ;-)

[Starfishlandlol]

What is youtube profile page?

[Rawrcakes]

Best video ever.

[darkphoenix2]

holy fuck this dude is crazy

[meatball123d]

master

[kyoshinhen]

You are my new internet hero

[shrimphoarder]

i love it

[TheEliteDog]

Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

[ovinophile]

C'mon, this isn't a guy who built the railroads.

[WalterMcSwartz]

Do you ever intend on having sex?

[Yosemited]

GO PRAISE SEX SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU KAFIR

[dropalivegorgeous]

LMAO. YEZ.

[SaintSrigoi]

cool ! rly ♥

[GungnirStrike]

5 star

[Shaggoth4]

nice hahaha good points

[LIFESTOSHORTTOCARE]

wait so your an example of why people ought to kill themselves nice dude. btw its at 3:09

[falconmjc07]

I don't know why I like listening to this

[S4criFyc3]

me too but i just do

[mrpoopsy]

Asian porn does suck

[justinichi]

fuck yeah

[farrar101]

you rule so much

[citrusponge]

Hey Piranha dude, I highly recommend you watch/read some anime porn. And report back with your impressions. I guarantee entertainment for all involved.

[pauleau]

You mean that kind of cartoon porn where they just loop the same four frames for five minutes, with some high pitched moaning as audio? Now that really sucks.

Asian porn only sucks when it has some Asian American whore in it, with blond dyed hair, a shit load of make up and a lower back tattoo. She usually gets the shit fucked out of her by two heavily tattooed bald guys and thinks "snowballing" the cum in her mouth for half an hour is hot.

Can't they make that stuff at least a bit tasteful?

[citrusponge]

@pauleau You say true, animated porn is generally piss-poor. But porn in the medium of static ink-and-paper sequential art (aka comics or manga) are often hot and occasionally (!) not completely tasteless.

Your description of tasteless American porn could apply to much Japanese porn. Minus the tattoos.

Tasteful porn? Amateurs do it best (and they do the other end of the spectrum best too!)

[pauleau]

Whatever floats your boat. I am afraid comics aren't doing it for me, but I'd take your word that it's better than it's animated counterpart.

I agree about the Japanese porn, though. I don't like those rape videos they seem to adore so much. Strangely, the censorship and pubic hair (which everyone is always complaining about) don't really bother me that much.

[citrusponge]

Fair enough. How do you feel about the suggestion of the undeniable superiority of amateur porn?

[pauleau]

@citrusponge

As a matter of fact, I fapped to some less than 5 minutes ago.

[Zyphet]

Oh man XD

This is great, I love you man.

[Pesh512]

I love you. This video was hilarious. Why does it only have 1k views.

[ijasop]

hilarious observation of asian sex videos

[highchief42]

Jap porn does suck too much censorship and they are the hairiest goddamn people ever

[stefmax]

"You white people love to eat this shit up." Hahahah. Your great.

[howdouwin]

I hate those damn porn story lines, so every video I go to the 3/4 part of the movie when it's most hardcore.

[madbug1965]

Don't kid yourself if you think fixing your teeth is going to help you with women. You seem to have a lousy personally which is something that no amount of money can fix. Women usually call guys like you "creeps". I still think you are funny looking even with the new teeth...

[BLOODG0AT]

He's a creep because he voices his opinion amirite

[Reverendwyotech]

"I don't want to know your name. I just want too, Bang Bang Bang!" -Group X. Awesome 5 snairs

[BrockaLee12]

lulz, shit troll is shit.

[Anon1696]

Horizontal buttcrack.

wat

[pauleau]

So true. It doesn't matter if you found the Higgs boson or a cure for cancer and became a billionaire with it , society will still call you a loser if you didn't put your dick in a vagina.

[Hurrimadurr]

Best be trollin'

[Anonymous5125]

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[Bzeager]

His parents fucked to have him.

[3131222]

Does this guy ever blink at all? Geez, it's like I'm watching the antithesis of John mcCain!

[ASDKAODJAKSJ]

GAY NIGGER AIDS

[ravingmaverick02]

I can see why he's a virgin. loved the video though.

[Sempfwurst]

lol

[SaintSrigoi]

ich würde ihn tun <3

[NullusSomnus]

I loved this video. I agree with you on everything you said.

[101Jman]

But! You should go get laid and realize it isn't as bigger deal as you've made it to be.

Still,l funny video tho.

[TheSweetMarcus]

I like this *thumbs up*

[monoham1]

you ever seen that japanese one where they're underwater

something about a island ledgend and then theyre all like - hey ur not a ledgent, ur regular people - yeh you guys too

lets fuck

and it continues the end

yeh 1hour vids suck ass

[Gadoubyuu]

So funny!

[SiNN4R]

Darwinism in effect.

[firehawk2k2]

I FUCKING LOVE YOU

[xharoldbx]

Oh my god I have never laughed so hard.

That was the funniest thing ever.

[JoeSomebody2]

BYAH!!! :D

[quirkphinder1]

this guy owns

[TherapistakaDemon571]

LOL god damn it why did you disable ratings? i would give this shit 5 stars.

[VideoDude87]

lol nice :)

[qqddeeeeeeeeee]

dude,your fucking awesome

[MassAttck]

"SHUT UP AND FUCK ALREADY!!!"

[hotpopcorncake]

Dude we have some shit in common hehehe

[madbug1965]

You look like a guy who likes a nice big cock...

[AzNxBuddha]

Well I get pussy every night for free, because I have a girlfriend, eh he he, beat that BITCH

[LOLOLDESUDESU]

this is hilarious I honestly don't know if it's a joke

[sethdonut]

i love you

if you respond to this i'll make a video response

[mayormcbooby]

I get pussy every night for free because I have a girlfriend huehuehuehuehuehue.

[shoted]

Unfortunately you are Brazilian.

[LilEhko]

lol nice

[anonymous0s0egion]

An example of infallible logic you are my friend.

[mayormcbooby]

I know you can go to a massage parlor and get laid I can do that.

[IshidaTheQuincy]

"I have never fucked before!" - PiranhaJaw22

[ThorkellTheTall]

YOU ARE A GENIUS

[artinbazikyan]

u mad?

[FOADgamers]

Well I know you can go to a massage parlor and get laid, and lose your virginity. I knew that!

[ToaOfFlameX]

dude u rock

[outled]

you are wise beyond your years :)

[GoucheGizmo]

"SHUT UP AND FUCK! SHIT, FUCK, FUCK!"

[happosai27]

lol excellent XD

i could fuck too if i wanted to but mehh..

[khazamondo]

VIRGIN RAAAAAAGE