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  • I'm running for president every one vote for me

  • This Dude would have been the next Joke becoming a President.

  • @TheElephant79 Why?

  • im in it to win it...thats why i quit

  • 3:27 "I'm in it to win it and I'm not going to be discouraged by all of this stuff." What happened to you're not going to be discouraged by all of this stuff? It's been almost a month after this Kimmel Interview and now you suspend your campaign smh. The stuff... well shit as he wanted to say on national t.v. must have discouraged him because the Insane Cain Train has ran off the tracks once and for all taking down some of his dumb supporters. "The blind leading the blind"

  • lol Cain didnt catch the Tiger woods analogy

  • Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.

  • Its hilarious how so many of the candidates never talk about any of the truly important issues. From what I have seen it seems that RON PAUL is the only candidate that always wants to talk about the stuff that is really important and consistently says what he means and means what he says.

    Did Cain really speak of himself in 3rd person??? WOW...

    RON PAUL 2012

  • fuck this bitch. im gay because i was born this way. i knew that since 6th grade. puberty bitch!

  • uncle ruckus

  • @Apocalypseplough- you don't know much about the two party history then. You absolute idiot.

  • Herman Cain or Mitt Romney. Either one would be so much better than the Obamanation or any other of the republican candidates.

  • @q19q19q19q19 Don't settle for less, vote Ron Paul!!!!

  • @VisualK3i94 no, sorry. ron paul is a good guy, but he's never going to win.

  • in all cases, Obama 2012

  • Herman Cain is a FUCKING MORON!! He did NOT know CHINA had nuclear power!!!!! He's a FUCKING MORON and SO ARE YOU if you would vote for him!!

  • @012Beth he came from slaves, his parents worked multiple jobs, he worked hard to rise to CEO of a company (godfather's pizza) that was about to declare bankruptcy, then COMPLETELY TURNED THAT COMPANY AROUND. he graduated college with degrees in Mathematics and Computer Science, he worked for the Navy as a ballistics missile analyst, he's been an executive for several major corporations in the U.S., he's been the chairman of the Federal Reserve in Kansas City. he's pretty damn smart if u ask me.

  • @q19q19q19q19 ..AAAmen, brotha! ..even though i'm not necessarily 'with' Cain, i absolutely must acknowledge your statement.

  • @q19q19q19q19 yes but he cant keep his pants on when making the pizza...and when they ask him about Libya he says" Libya? you mean that place between barstow and bakersfield?" LOL good riddance to the pizza guy

  • @Ruffneckization i really don't believe he is a sexual harasser. the first 2 women claimed he had made "inappropriate remarks" even saying that they weren't of a sexual nature. liberal news outlets conveniently left that detail out when reporting on the story. 3rd woman: w w w(dot)cbsatlanta(dot)com(slash­)story(slash)16002149(slash)in­vestigator(dash)herman(dash)ca­in(dash)innocent(dash)of(dash)­sexual(dash)advances again, most liberal news outlets ignored this story.

  • @Ruffneckization the 4th woman prob wasn't true as well. cain seems like an honest guy, & with his ability to give speeches and having a likable personality, he played right to obama's strength and was a threat to the minority vote. since liberals were counting on obama having the minority vote, it caused them to jump on his case and conjure up any BS they could find. look @ the third woman esp: her attorney is gloria allred (BIG time lefty) and she works in the same building as david axelrod.

  • @q19q19q19q19 lol oh come on, he wouldnt sign a severance package and settle out of court if there was no truth it to it, its nto about right or left, a sleazeball is a sleazeball, loook at clinton, this guy never wanted to be president anyway, it was about his book and gaining noteriety, but anyway i dont care, now gingrich is SURGING in polls, he's nto dumb enough to screw it up like cain, he wins iowa and south carolina, goodbye romney

  • @Ruffneckization that shows how much you know about private industry. companies sign severance packages ALL OF THE TIME because it is less expensive to just give them the package than it is for the company to hire an attorney and go through the whole legal process when people make stupid claims. severance packages mean nothing whatsoever. actually yeah though, about gingrich, im kind of looking at him too...might be better than romney, i don't know yet, we'll see...

  • @q19q19q19q19 lol come on put aside the hero worship, this guy has clinton written ALL OVER HIM, especially when the fourth chick came out that one he barely denied, they were like "what if she procudes emails and texts from you?" he gave a tepid non answer, and a couple weeks later dropped out, a sleaze ball is a sleaze ball, no matter what party he belongs to, and yeah gingrichw ould be better...for the democrats. Romney could beat obama, thats why most dems are happy w/ gingrich

  • @Ruffneckization i think cain dropped out for the same reason that his poll numbers were dropping: all this BS is making americans actually think he's a dirtbag. if another woman comes out now, after he's dropped out, then okay, he's probably a dirtbag, but i have a feeling all this crap is going to stop now that he's out of the race and is no longer a threat to the obamanation. btw, i've been watching gingrich & he's too partisan and cocky. romney is smart, level headed, and more moderate.

  • @Ruffneckization unfortunately, their BS worked. also, his Libya answer was garbage. oh well, too bad so sad. i'm voting for mitt romney.

  • Love this guy.... By comparison he makes Obama look pretty small and petty

  • @soma187 I think your IQ is small and petty

  • Camp FEMA the movie.

  • Federal Reserve in the house

  • That's all Cain is. A big fucking comedian.

  • "when they get on the cain train, they don't get off" LMAO.

  • Ron Paul is the only conservative who has a chance and is not a complete fucktard.

  • Herman cain is a dumbass. Niff said.

  • A black Republican.

    Isn't that like a Jewish Nazi?

    It's an oxymoron - like giant shrimp.

  • Herman Cain 2012

    actually to tell you the truth, anyone of the Republican candidates would make a better choice than what we have right now.

  • Uneducated and an idiot? He's a mathematician and smarter than any typical brainless knuckledragger who posts on youtube videos. These accusations are all bullshit and everyone knows it. He got my vote months ago and this guy is a fighter who is gonna mop the floor with Commissar Obama.

  • besides the fact that he has multiple sexual harassment accusations against him, the guy's an IDIOT. he has no idea what he's talking about: /watch?v=WELkanHrSqw

  • america is a joke

  • RACIST WHITE PPL TRYNA SET HIM UP BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT ANOTHER BLACK PRESIDENT!

  • @Fargarsh08 then why is no one accusing obama of anything?

  • Which brings me to my Freudian accusation that y'all might just be sexually jealous that Clinton actually GOT the babes he went for (and we ain't talking paid escort services and diapers, here)--C'mon...Gennifer Flowers; ya know you'd do her if you had a pair--Cain wouldn't score him a Monica with his rapist approach--nah, the ol' wow 'em with the bare chest and grab'em won't get him in the oval office hallway closet anytime soon. Clinton's hearings were for scoring not attempted rape...

  • Besides, I keep hearing about "politically correct," what about "religiously correct?" Seems no one has to actually do anything Jesus said do, just TALK hateful B.S. all day and night and hate on other religions 'cuz they ain't got no Jesus in they souls and hate our freedoms and all this R-tarded Dick & tha Tater generated drivel--they blew up 2-3 countries & didn't kill Osama and the Muslim who succeeded them had to do the job--NOT a good look for the GOP; BLAME THEM y'all didn't get your boy

  • MB3Productions don't respond to my posts since you're juvenile and unable to communicate your ideas in a civil, adult manner. If you don't like the president it's sure not my mother's fault; blame W for being extra lame. Post your juvie drivel on the site--you're not so deep they have to go to my inbox. You fake Christians just wanna excuse whom you like for being johns & lechs & cry about Clinton--one day you'll grow up and be able to actually reach the lever and vote for whomever you like.

  • Jimmy looks like he has his fist up getting ready to punch him @ 1:58 LOL

  • WHY the fuck is the crowd cheering him?

  • @ilovecrap because hes a successful business man who doesn't give a shit about political correctness?

    cain 4 president

  • he is a pervert and fool..

  • But, I digress since we're not discussing president McCain's run for re-election and I'm free to opine his religious bias (or his campaign manager's since you're right--McCain never actually said Obammy was Muslim, he just let a henchman do it, and maybe some folks [me, for one] saw that as unpresidential) may have cost him that. But this discussion is about the GOP field sucking this cycle and it's y'all's fault I digressed and I blame YOU :) \*_*/

  • Dude he is really black.

  • What a dumbass. The republican party is a joke

  • Herman Cain accuser Sharon Bialek came across as impressive in her press event and her appearance on Piers Morgan. But her background doesn't inspire a whole lot of confidence. She has declared for bankruptcy twice. A former boyfriend calls her "a complete gold digger." And she's been a litigant in at least seven lawsuits over the last decade or so. She also hugged Cain when she crossed his path at an event last month. She declined to air her grievances for fourteen years.

  • Killer whales are smarter than Herman Cain.

  • go suck a dick uncle ruckus

  • Disregarding politics, Cain seems like a likeable guy here. I mean I would never vote for him but I don't get all the "FUCK U CAIN UR SATAN!" comments

  • @Ichiboy900 Those comments are by people who are deeply troubled with an African American being a conservative and a Republican. You see, that isn't consistent with the liberal narrative about conservatives, Republicans or the TEA Party. Even though Republicans: freed the slaves, had the 1st black congressman, started the NAACP, passed civil rights with a larger percentage, etc. The liberals paint them as racist "homophobes". In reality, the Liberals need blacks to be dependent on them.

  • @MB3Productions You saying that is just like liberals saying the Tea Party is made of only racists. The reason liberals don't like Herman Cain is because of his 9-9-9 plan that would raise taxes on the lower class and benefit the upper class. The hate has nothing to do with race. I mean I can't stand liberals either but I know that they care more about economic issues than anything to do with race.

  • @Ichiboy900 "Sambo", "Uncle Rebus", Uncle Tom" & all the other crap is being spewed about Herman Cain. Look at the press. Harry Belefonte saying he's "bad apple". Cornel West saying Cain has to get off of the symbolic "crack pipe". Janeane Garofalo saying Cain has "Stockholm Syndrome" and is being paid to run to put a false face on the racist Republican party. She also called TEA Party members "Red Necks". Allen West and Herman Cain are TEA Party supported blacks.

  • @MB3Productions It isn't any worse than Obama being compared to a monkey. "Obama only got elected because he's black" remember that? When Obama was first elected I remember not being able to talk to anyone (In the South at least, where I live) without them telling some racist Obama joke. I never thought I'd see Republicans accuse Democrats of being racist, but now that you have a black candidate you can pull the race card. I wish people would just shut up with the race crap and talk about issues

  • prays the lord obama 2012. he is the only real person in this lord who has a heart, bush mad the debt and the banks to the bad stuff, o lord prays everyone in this world with hope o lord PRAYS THE LORD HE"S A REAL TROOPER. obama 2012. and btw the lord has made everyone in this world a human unlike rommy and pery and cain they are all idiot. o lord plz forgive obama2012.

  • If you would have touch my mom, I would have  fuck your creepy smile up HERmaaann Cainn... Go back making my pizza!!!!

  • Why does he keep talking about himself in third person?

  • i know this guy is full of b.s. & he has no idea how to run the government, but this interview is fucking hilarious, this guy seems so lovable, aside from being a cheater & being a bought politician of course

  • Cain 2012!!

  • Herman Cain is such a joke!

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  •  TWITTER = TheRealSunGod

  • why so many dislikes?...

  • @seeyaspacecowboy

    because cains a puppet and your a sheep who needs to wake up : )

  • @narutocaprirequest2 oh and obama isn't a puppet???? it seems like every politician is, however cain seems like less of one to me than most. at least he can speak without a teleprompter. but i guess obama didn't seem like a puppet initially. you really can judge how a candidate goes about their presidency based on their campaign, they can promise the gold at the end of the rainbow and money for everybody, it's all bs. look at what obama did.

  • @seeyaspacecowboy

    please wake up fast , this is the US's last chance

  • @seeyaspacecowboy

    Because herman cain is a piece of shit.

  • @seeyaspacecowboy I suppose people's way of showing their disapproval for Cain.

  • @seeyaspacecowboy Because there are 10x more democrats then republicans on you tube.

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  • @seeyaspacecowboy He wants to put Muslims in camps.

  • @BabyBang17datruth if you honestly feel this way, you have not listened to Herman Cain... he is not a big fan of shira law being a part of our judicial system- it should not be involved in decision making in our courts, period.

  • @seeyaspacecowboy because jimmy boy is obnoxious

  • Obama's a joke? So that's why the GOP's fixing to run the biggest joke of this bunch? Obama's a Muslim--so said McCain; until he said he wasn't...sigh...I miss John McCain--NOT! I'd like the chance to miss Dick Cheney but he won't go away. I look forward to missing senile Rick Perry when he goes away (as a presidential candidate, anyway) Cain's gone, he just doesn't know it.

  • @Balzinurgob01 McCain NEVER said Obama was a Muslim. Obama even said that in an interview with George Stephanopoulos on ABC. The same interview where Obama slipped & said: "...my Muslim faith". Stephanopoulos had to correct Obama and said, "..uh, Christian faith". Go watch it here on YouTube, it's called: Obama: "My Muslim Faith"

  • @MB3Productions Um, don't care, dude. They shoulda stuck with the birth certificate dirge since being a U.S.citizen is a requirement to holding the office of the presidency whereas the U.S. Constitution says there should be NO test of faith to hold office. It doesn't say anything about booty-grabbers so vote for all of them you want, dude.

  • @Balzinurgob01 the only "Booty grabber" is your mother. There is no test of faith to hold office. We put a Muslim in there, didn't we? :-p

  • Damn! That'd be a great ticket--the Koch-Cain ticket; everybody vote Koch-Cain now, hear? P.S. @ KidATL06 looked what popped up? tee-hee (Cain's crotch tent)

  • @ChristopherJohnOgden why would you even post a comment like this on a video that sheds light on how ludicrous Herman Cain is? Obama would mop the floor with this clown, and you're calling HIM the joke? Right...

  • @JasonGafar Obama knows better, hence the attacks coming out of Chicago and the blonde accuser being Axelrod's neighbor! They fear this man. He's more intelligent and real than Obama. He's produced results in the private sector and is becoming more & more popular, contrary to the attacks. Cain's a real black man raised by two black parents in the south. Obama is half white from (allegedly) Hawaii raised by a white woman. Cain is Obama's worst nightmare: a conservative African American.

  • Obama 2012!

  • @fungye77 oh please,the Kenyan import has no chance of getting reelected.

  • I absolutely hate this guy.. buut boy do I love Jimmy :) Wish he ran for president :)

  • Koch~Cain!

  • @ThePositiveAussie you're right! in fact,apparantly the only person that Cain trust the most is the Koch Brothers.

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  • Cain along with Romney & Perry are idiots! Ron Paul is the only real option.

  • @mkslatte41 why? cuz he supports weed?

  • @mkslatte41 here here! ron paul all the way! no one else comes close!

  • The devil is HARD at work against this man.

    And by devil, I mean the person who worked for him and went to work for Rick Perry and WELL...look what popped up.

  • He almost said, "I'm in it cuz I love the pussy." :p

  • If us Americans vote for this joke we are all f--ked. In it to win it! Moron to the 1000th power and come on two black candidates running for President? Racism in America would truly be over. Obama has it in the bag if he just doesn't say something stupid like all the other candidates are doing now.

  • He can hire her to do the dishes

  • Am I the only one who could tell exactly what Cain wanted to say about Gloria Allred? She might have a sexual harassment claim too.

  • THIS GUY IS A FUCKING MORON ......

  • @mrbabysarm28 "Morons" can't turn around backrupt companies!

  • I don't really care about this sexual harassment thing, but Herman Cain is a buffoon.

  • Obama wishes he had smarts equal to Cain.

  • If Hermann Cain becomes president i am going to kill myself.

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  • @EvanVanEtten No, Obama

  • @niterainbow47 obama 2012

  • Are all republicans crazy?

  • "Is America stupid? We have one candidate who is getting a major reel of public attention because of sex scandals and assault, and another candidate who talks about balancing the budget, cutting spending, and ending the wars overseas. WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE NOWADAYS??"

    "It is frustrating to see idiots in politics, but it's even more frustrating seeing people supporting these idiot clowns by giving them the attention they want and putting Ron Paul in a corner."

    /end rage

    Ron Paul 2012

  • turd sandwich gets my vote

  • ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING, what a foolish PIG

  • @annerdynamo Man just wanted some pussy. Can't blame him for that.

  • Actually, he did, and the great racist liberal icons of the day (KKK wizard Robert Byrd and Al Gore Sr.) voted AGAINST the Civil Rights Bill. The Civil Rights bill was passed by a Republican-majority Senate. Southerners of the day were mostly DEMOCRATS my friend. My apologies for confusing you with the facts, I know the truth can be painful. I await your profanity-laced response.

  • "Do not think for yourself.. you must let us think for you.. OBEY!" - the liberal media

  • Tax cuts alway result in increased economic activity which yields MORE revenue to the government. JFK knew it, Reagan knew it. The problem is to keep Democrats AND Republicans in Congress from spending it. No matter how much money the government brings in, the Congress will craft spending bills to exceed it and if we happen to have a Democrat in the White House, then it will be signed into law.

  • Ron Paul's policies would only lead to greater inequality. Admit it, America: your political system is so broken that anyone who stands against the power of corporations in order to actually create a better country will not ever become even a candidate. Obama was a good example on that. It's not about being black, a mormon or gay that prevents you from becoming a president. It's the "not supporting what the big corporations want".

  • You fucking idiots! Stop tearing Herman Cain down and at least support him through this! The next smear campaign could be your candidate! You don't have to vote for him, but at least step up and let these character assassins know that we won't stand for it.

  • herman cain is an idiot...in one of his speeches he quoted a "great poet"..and i swear to god this is true, he quoted the lyrics from the pokemon movie song

  • RON PAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Cain is a serial rapist - that creepy leer at the end of the "Block smoking" video says it all. Yeah Herman, put out more videos of your creepy leer and make more sex jokes ("I wouldn't hire Allred for ANYTHING") as your limp defense of being a sexual predator....

  • A liar, possibly a sexual deviant. Why does America continue to embarrass themselves by promoting these nut job's. The crew on the Republican ticket are all out of their minds. Good Luck Occupy America, your very existence is at risk.

  • the Koch brothers have bought damaged goods, they should ask Godfather's for a refund

  • will these allegations hurt the Pizza Brand?

  • interesting sexual attack technique, grab a women's private parts. Clinton would just expose himself and ask for a blowjob.

  • Kimmel keeps a safe distance away from Cain, gropesafe zone

  • What a asshole!

  • he'll make a good mackdaddy

    i'll give him that

  • @WillyWonkaPunch wether it's true or not, maybe this "999 being the number of women cain has actually slept with" deal will actually help Ron Paul, 

  • @WillyWonkaPunch You were doing all right till you said "Ron Paul 2012" and showed that the U.S.A. is indeed a stupid country.

  • I swear this dude is just trolling us all.

  • /watch?v=SZq426pbYMU&feature=c­hannel_video_title

    all the kids are doin it

  • Creepy when he makes his little joke about not hiring Allred with the implication being he wouldn't hire her for sex. So in defending himself against accusations of sexual misconduct, he busts out a weird "I wouldn't hire you as my prostitute" joke? So weird. Cain is a creeper. Start viewing at 1:20.

  • If this guy gets voted in Americas now lives up to every stereotype you have been labled with over the past 10 years. Jesus H this guy is bat $h1t crazy.

  • do people really think the sexual harassment thing is true? this happens to a candidate like every presidential race.

  • @curry136

    Ha! Four women come forward to report his sexual harrassment and you think it's not true. Cain 'forgot' that he had to pay them a settlement of tens of thousands of dollars to shut up and you think it's not true? Awesome.

  • It's all just a big misunderstanding. Herman Cain only wanted the ladies' opinion on his new $9 9-inch 9topping all-meatsausage combo

  • "FIST IN THE AIR IN THE LAND OF HYPOCRISY!"

  • @Synnek1 Why do you keep commenting on president Obama? This is about Herman Cain. C'mon man! lol.

  • H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E!

  • F-R-A-U-D!

  • L-I-A-R!

  • KEEP DREAMING, Herman Cain! YOU, SIR, WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT! LOL!

  • Herman Cain = HYPOCRITE! LOL!

  • Lol jimmy invite a real man on your show, ron paul. I don't want to see this pussy ass bitch rapist coward draft dodging who gets stumped by any question his fag smoking campaign manager didn't prepare for him.

  • POWER FOR PUSS!!!

  • I hate how he refers to himself in first person...

    "Herman Cain does this". "Herman Cain does that." Normal people don't speak this way!

  • @leecooker That's the third person.

  • @leecooker I hate how people say things when they have absolutely no clue about what they are saying. From where I come from that's called ignorance, you probably look at it as intellect. Tsk tsk.

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  • Send them to the Maury Show and wait for

    "the Liar detector says this is ___"