NewsBusted 4/11/8

[bigbuffler]

No, Jonnyhead, it's just POINTED humor---ooops "humour"--you know---pointed---like your he.......oh never mind...:-)

[my1andonly04]

some of the jokes were ok (for conservative humor)...I guess, but showing a picture of a black guy in a wheel chair and then saying "that's just how I roll"??? Yeah, that was weak.

[atemikage]

lol

[jonnyhead]

Obvious American humour, DRAAAAAB

[pwf2412]

yeah, because retarded policeman is much better humour than this. lol

[jonnyhead]

I agree

[blackazzman]

look red necks your better off making fun of yourself...comedy only is built to make us laugh...c 'mon you know this bag of shit aint funny...conservative only sound good being mad and racist come out of the dark and make a nigger joke i know you want to...

[jrigeli]

dis sh!t is funnier than the daily show.

lmao

[pwf2412]

don't put you racist tendencies off on republicans, you're a black man who appears to be a bigger racist than I will ever be. I have never and will never call a person the "n" word. but blacks use it all the time, in conversations, in music and as part of the culture. You make me sick, you seem to think that because i am white i am racist. you sicken me. you are the bigger racist

[egorew]

LOL at baghdad bob/msnbc joke

[pstrmchl]

Before I watched this video, I thought both sides of politics were capable of being funny.

[ATaurusJoker]

Lacks intelligence and humor

[pwf2412]

you're also short and your mom dresses you funny. lol, but seriously, don't let that lack of intelligence thing bother you, a lot of other libs have the same problem. They just compensate by being rude and nasty. now the lack of humor thing is pretty much a lib standard so you will fit right in.

[ATaurusJoker]

Nope, I have a great sense of humor. I just don't think she's funny.

[jrigeli]

your bias is getting in the way of your sense of humor is all.

[RANDOMVIDE0]

Don't try too hard! ;/

[horsey05]

It's not bad, they just don't take it far enough and could be wittier! Go MCCAIN!

[pstisdale]

Der that be funny. me not like dimokrats neither. good job der duh der....shit! MORONS

[pwf2412]

wow, that was pathetic. I think you were trying to be funny, in some smartass, sarcastic way, but it was just too unintelligeble to be anything but, well, like I said, pathetic

[ellenatorz]

auhhh... yeah they should stop making these. I started typing a comment and realized it was the same thing as this.

Its not even Ann Coulter bad. Its just.....bad.

keyword: unintelligeble

[fuckbudget]

Moron can't even spell "unintelligible." The humor is obviously over her head.

[rivaladversary]

well isn't this ironic. "unintelligeble" go back to school redneck.

[thanatogenos]

You should probably stop making these videos. They aren't funny, and your patronage doesn't know how to spell the word hypocrite. The laugh track is a nice touch, though.

[yourtango]

You are very funny.

[Cienfuegero]

AWESOME - She is smart, witty and delivers her opinion in a way that encourages commentary.

[klamjr]

YEah that chick wasn't funny except the wheel chair part. Fuckin hilarious!!! but i kinda just wanted to shove my dick in her mouth to shut her up.

[MiloDC]

LOL! "Principle... and wads of cash from Saddam Hussein!"

[rofyle]

Upabittoolate, you're a fool. I live in Ohio. And in particular, one of the counties where there was supposedly a problem. There was no damned debacle. I stood in line for four hours (and I voted Republican), and not once did I see a news camera or a reporter. All that shit about a debacle was just to stir up controversy for weepy little liberals like yourself.

And yes, my ignorant friend, Bush even won Florida. The only people disenfranchised, were the disillusioned ones like you.

[skwiddjergensen]

Excellent comedy short,

VERY FUNNY JOKES! Very honest!

[tzimtzum1618]

worse laugh tracks ever??Liked the one on the homeless though : )

[CaptainSaintDonald]

heh, I jut looked at a couple of comments, this girl's got some pretty decent comedy skills. Her timing and delivery are impressive. All that I can say, is that if you don't think that her jokes are at least 'cute', then it's not her, it's you.

[LeoAdd0]

To each their own, guy.

[rp1dmc]

Boo you fucking suck!

[pinochet222]

you have to be seriously fucked up to like this shit

[JotaroKujo]

Says PINOCHET. Whos the one f*cked up?

[knab69]

She's pretty good overall - funnier than I expected.

[LeoAdd0]

I guess you weren't really expecting much.

[cooolness3]

The voting for Hillary bit was funny!

[JotaroKujo]

I dont like it. Some of the jokes sound like comming from the mouth of an misinformed ignorant fool. Its my fault i guess, i was expecting a SNL news or a daly show-like thing.

[pwf2412]

what were you really expecting from a low budget youtube video? the daily show? really? if newsbusted had that kind of budget don't you think this would look better? you come in here and say, "this sucks, daily does it sooo much better" i would bet money that when daily started out if he were working with this kind of budget, he would suck ass. grow up and compare apples to apples. air america sucks and they have a big budget, Rush, or ingraham, or bennett all kick it butt, apples and apples

[JotaroKujo]

Budget and whit are not proportional. You gave an example yourself. what this show lacks is not money as much as talent... You dont buy a joke, and still some jokes suck and some dont. Except in this show, all the jokes sucked. The girl is not the problem, the writers are, and the lame recorded laughter they add to make the show funnier by empathy.

[upabittoolate]

careful, pwf is going to attack your politics because the jokes aren't good.

[LeoAdd0]

I see where you're coming from, but there are low budget Youtube channels that are good enough to be aired on TV. This just isn't one of them. Sorry if I'm not a fan of this chick, but it is what it is.

[jtkirkfan2002]

"sound like comming (sic) from the mouth of an misinformed ignorant fool."

I've been watching for several weeks, and while humor is open to opinion (I like it), I have never heard an ignorant or misinformed statement. I think lib's don't like this because it hits too close to home and lets them know that we see right through their lies and deceit.

[JotaroKujo]

Im not a "lib". Im not even American which you might have noticed because of my spelling mistakes. Im from a spanish-speaking country, and, before you say it: No, its not Mexico. Anyway, what i dont like about it is the lack of grounds in some of the statements. It all sounds childish to me, like a kid saying "your stupid!" "Why?" "Because you are ugly!"... You know what I mean?

[jtkirkfan2002]

Well then I will tell you that none of it is made up. These are all based on real news stories. Yes it has a conservative slant, but the mainstream news in the USA has a very liberal slant. This just counters it.

[JotaroKujo]

I can see that. But theres no point in this kind of counter. Its like making a picture of a teacher you dont like. Your classmates will laugh because they might not like him just like you, but whatever the picture shows is not real and probably has no ground. An adult mind needs something deeper, and thats wit. As I said before, the girl is good, but the jokes need more brain into it. Just being agresive is not all there is to it. And its not hard to find grounds for a joke about a democrat.

[prawnfun]

hey has this show really been created by the democrats to make the republicans look lame?

[LeoAdd0]

There's an idea. PARANOID, but an idea nonetheless.

[LeoAdd0]

Okay, I like the idea of a right-represented comedy. But can they get someone with a better delivery? This chick sucks.

[OneGyT]

Yeah, I'm not such a fan of their comedy. I like Newsbusters and the idea of comedy for conservatives, but the jokes really aren't that great either in my opinion. Most of them lack subtlety and miss opportunities. I probably couldn't do better, but then that's why I'm not in the business of producing a new comedy video every few days. ;)

[upabittoolate]

y'know i made the same analysis but people ran at me like it was some liberal rhetoric. the truth is, many of these jokes arent funny

[LeoAdd0]

I won't attack you. But I amicably disagree. I think it's her delivery. Jokes on The Daily Show aren't as funny as they used to be, but John Stuart is still pretty funny. This woman is phoning in all of the punch lines.

[upabittoolate]

they are dialed in, i dont disagree 1 iota. but in this case, i blame the writing, production choices & direction. she has very little with which to work. some of these jokes could be very funny but they blow it. is she gonna be over the top, tongue in cheek or dry. any method may work but producers determine that. she's the talking head so to speak. jon stuart is quick on the draw but he's been around for 25 or so years, so i cant use the daily show as a litmus. im sure you can agree in part

[pwf2412]

but she is getting better each time. she is much better than her early ones. Was daily as funny as he is now when he first started? or did he need to develope his style? it is a process, i think we give them credit foer the good work done so far and we watch as they get better. it can't be easy turning out 2 of these a week on a small budget like they have.

[jtkirkfan2002]

Toolate, you don't find the jokes funny, because they strike too close to home. You're afraid that if anyone listens carefully, he or she might find out the truth about the democrat, (not democratic) party.

[pwf2412]

amen

[upabittoolate]

it's not her, she'd be perfect for the job except: 1) that laugh track FUCKS up ANYTHING that may have passed for funny & ruins credibility 2)the setups & punchlines always well constructed in fact many of the jokes are just "nyah nyah liberals suck" without any witty analysis 3) i dont mind being considered the joke butt but at least make it a funny one; they often fail because the 'humor' starts on a poor premise

[LeoAdd0]

Yeah, I'll agree with that. This seems more of a desperate attempt to maintain conservative morale rather than at attempt at making something funny. Man, I'm probably going to catch a LOOOOOOONG reply for that one.

[upabittoolate]

hey not from me brother (im taking for granted that rene is that male version). ive been saying that all along. it's okay to make a joke but when we get into this us vs. them it gets corny. youre correct

[LeoAdd0]

Yeah, I'm a guy. My parents weren't English speakers when the picked the damned thing and they weren't big on doing research. ...idiots.

[upabittoolate]

hey broSEPH, those are your p's. honor 'em. nevertheless, you came out thinking thoughts so my hat is off to you. conservative or liberal, you're a thinking, living, breathing citizen of this planet. at risk of soundning like a hippy, you're straight with me. tha's all i'll ever say; most stuff is in the same language. but you're quite cool with me, in fact i consider you a brother (aren't we all?)

[pwf2412]

just wanted to say hi and respond to your post

[LeoAdd0]

It's nice to interact with somebody secure enough to not shit on another person in a post forum, so yeah! Peace, bro. (Subscribed!)

[upabittoolate]

a joke someone wrots about sen. pat byrd:

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That man looks like Senator Palpatine before he was promoted to Supreme Chancellor, before he was promoted to become the Emperor of the Galactic Empire.

that's funny. it was easy to relate, vivid & irreverent. that's comedy (although juvenile but nobody's perfect)

[uliovona]

Jon Stewart's punchlines are basically that, as are David Letterman's. You don't notice they're "Republicans suck" jokes because you agree with them.

[upabittoolate]

not even close. funny is funny, a lot of this stuff ain't funny. why do you idiots think it's a shot at conservatives? it's a take on attempts at humor that aren't good. besides, jon stewart has always brought another dimension to it & not addressed it as combative but as finding the funny stuff. dennis miller is a fantastic comedian, i'm not complaining about his politics because he's good. funny is funny. pull your head out of you ass

[pwf2412]

the problem the libs, like toolate, don't like these episodes is that it is new and frightening to them, as conservatives we are used to dealing with the jokes and ridicule, our skin is thicker, but the libs have been pampered for so long that they never really believed someone would disagree with them and they don't know how to respond except with hatred and insults. it's really all they have. just read most of toolates posts and you will see what i mean

[upabittoolate]

no, IT HASNT BEEN FUNNY LATELY!!! why cant you get that through your head. i dont even cae about the politics, im talking about the poor humor. dude, youre not too smart in addition to being a loser in your mom's basement. please leave me be. if you see my comment & it bugs you, just give it a thumbs down because youre incapable of being reasonable

[jtkirkfan2002]

Liberals DO suck, toolate. Anyone who wants to raise my taxes in an economic slow down and try to regulate what kind of gas I can buy, car I drive and light bulbs I can put in my house sucks.

[pwf2412]

preach it brother

[upabittoolate]

no, the jokes arent well constructed. it has nothing to do with my politics. i wouldnt have subscribed if i were so indignant that it 'struck a nerve'. the shit has not been funny lately. im not talking about the politics at all. im reflecting about the art of humor. you catn even site 1 incident where i myself have attacked anything...except a poorly constructed joke.

[upabittoolate]

i think youre very far off what the liberal ethic is. you have an American right ti burn whatever light bulbs & gasoline you want but at what cost? we're in the middle of an energy crisis. for what it's worth, tax hikes suck through & through, i dont disagree with you at all on that 1. ask yourself whose regime spent all the budget surplus & is spending $1B daily in a losing war being fought on 2 fronts. then ask yourself if giving metaphoric raspberries is sophisticated humor. it's NOT...to me

[jtkirkfan2002]

I am not far off on what the liberal ethic is. It's the lib's who promise to eliminate the Bush tax cuts despite the fact that government revenues shot UP after they were instated. There never was a budget surplus. Clinton projected one based on "current trends" at the time. However he headed us rigtht into a recession. And why have we stopped hearing so much about a "losing war" from the media? Because the troop surge WORKED. There aren't enough characters allowed for me to continue.

[upabittoolate]

you cant prove an argument by inducing another variable, that's an inductive fallacy. there was a budget to which i credit reagan because he was so stingey. no, we haven't heard enough about a losing was because our young men & women need to be home with their families & protecting their families best interests; a dead father/mother is useless. fuck no, we haven't heard enough about an illegal war that's fought under guise of police action when it's about setting ancillary petroleum prices

[pwf2412]

you are an idiot, really you are. Our troops serve because they want to serve, that is why when they are asked, they say that they want to COMPLTETE the mission. That is why they OVERWHELMINGLY voteed for bush and the majority are planning to vote for McCain. They know what they are doing and they don't like people like you undermining thier effort.

[upabittoolate]

dude, i'll be whatever you want on a pc screen. namecalling on a computer is quite cowardly. you & i both know that you wouldnt say 2 cross words in person to a 6'5" 230lb athletic black man. so show some class & lay off that. nevertheless, Bush was not 'overwhelming' voted for in any election, see Florida recount & Ohio debacle. it kind reminds me of the Reichstag. there is NO war on terror, this is a blatant abuse of military force for petroleum control. stop lying to yourself.

[pwf2412]

why is it that all we hear from the dems/libs is the war is going on too long? we were in japan longer and in germany too, and now look at what we accomplished there. but they can't let that happen now, because that would prove to too many people that war iis a necessary evil and you achieve peace through VICTORY, we had peace with japan and germany BECAUSE we DEFEATED them, completely and totaly, when it was over, they knew we were the victors and peace was thier only option

[pwf2412]

a losing war? we are winning the war on terror. why do you think we have not been attacked since 9-11? because we took the war to the terrorists, and in the process, freed an ENTIRE population from an evil dictator, who raped, tortured and killer his own people with impunity.

[macarenalucia]

idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pwf2412]

thank you for your comment. Did you have anything to add? like maybe a fact or two, or did you just want to call someone a name and run and hide? it's fine with me, but it just makes you silly

[JotaroKujo]

What do you think your troops are doing out here? You talk about dictators? Have you any idea of how many dictators have been suported by america? Freedom is not something american goverment cares about. Nor is ecology or human rights. Thats why your army kills for oil, your corporations cause 50% of world's polution and CIA throws down goverments that dont suit any of the previous parties interest. Meanwhile they trick the most stupid of you into a xenophobic mass histeria, so that you agree.

[pwf2412]

i'm sorry, I forgot to check your home page, turns out you're not an american, and therefore your oppinions of MY country have no validity. Thank you foer wasting your time. Because EVERYONE in the world knows that the real champions of freedom for the world are the argentinians, Yeah, you see your army coming to the rescue ALOT. when you have something useful to add, why don't you tell it to your brave soldiers, BOTH of them.

[JotaroKujo]

The fact that my army didn't invade many countries... Or any for that matter, doesn't necesarily make it worse than yours. If you really think your country is a champion of freedom then you are either more of an idiot than I expected or you know nothing about freedom at all. Name a war you've had (you'll have a lot to choose from there) and I'll tell you what interest made your country send a lot of soldiers to kill people (most of them civilians) in that war.

[pwf2412]

and your knowledge of American war history is so impressive because you have... what?.. listened to the U.N. or the liberal news that seems to be a part of most world. We stopped the Nazis, we stopped communism, and now we are going after terrorism, and the whole time you sit in your 2nd world country and cut down the people who have HELPED more people worldwide that you can even count.

[JotaroKujo]

You did all that for your own economy's sake. And you have also KILLED more people worldwide that I can count, no only through warfare but also through economy manipulation and it's side effects. You cannot say you are champions of good and be the only country that used atomic bombs on civilians at the same time. And again, many dictators have risen to power thanks and for America, and believe me they weren't good guys... Except from your pocket's point of view that is...

[JotaroKujo]

You keep talking about liberals. There are no liberals or republicans here. Your vision of the world is very narrow.

[Cienfuegero]

Please describe your vision of the world in a manner which won't bore me.

[JotaroKujo]

Im not here to entertain you. I said that because that guy knows im not american but still thinks I'm liberal. He thinks the world is a bigger version o americans bipartidary democracy. That means Only 2 mayor partys to chose from. That makes the "With us or against us" aproach to induce mass histeria easier to implement.

Democrats and Republicans are two sides of the same coin. Their difference does't lie on their objectives, it lies on their way to get them.

[pwf2412]

so you are just one big happy people? no discent, no arguing? just one big happy political party who does all thing for all people for the good of the country and it's people? so you're communist?

[JotaroKujo]

No, our partys go from communist and socialist to Conservative, so theres actually a wider selection.

[JotaroKujo]

Secondly, don't talk about communism without knowing whats wrong with it. I know why communism is bad but you just use it as an insult and a tool for prosecution. Read a little. You probably asociate communism and although that asociation has proven it existence many times, so it has with capitalism probably with more numerous examples. Read a little.

[pwf2412]

communist, socialist and conservative... let me guess which party you're not a part of. so you're a socialist or a communist, well that sucks twice for you doesn't it. yeah the two party system sucks, at least here we only have 1 party who tries to take our money and run our lives, you have two of them. Yeah, you're soooo much better off than america is. loser

[pwf2412]

yeah, because the nazis or the communists, they didn't kill anyone. it's just the evil americans. Get your head out of your backside and get a clue. you want to trash america, but then you complain when we won't pay the highest precentage for the U.N. or give enouigh to world aid. we are terrible people until you want in our pocket books.

[JotaroKujo]

Im not defending neither of them nor I want you in our pocketbooks. Besides, world aid from you would be plain hypocresy.

[pwf2412]

and yet, hypocresy or not, you people keep takin it. who is the hypocrate here after all?

[JotaroKujo]

Actually we don't take anything, even though you are trying to force us to get into ALCA. You have 2 partys that try to ruin everyone else's life. Anyway, this discussion makes no sense anymore... At least liberals make more interesting arguments... Have a nice ignorant life.

[pwf2412]

The only reason we are having an "energy crisis" is because of the environmentalists and the libs/democrats. we can't build any new refineries in this country due to EPA rules, we can't drill for oil in our own country because of envronmental wackos, and because of a bunch of crazy our nuclear program has been almost completely scrapped. Face it we are spending billions of dollars a year more that we need to because of lunatics like you and your friends.

[anaheimrules]

stupid!!! the funny one was the hills

[staffman08]

Cool show.

[SisyphusOne]

I love NewsBusted !!

[ICANGO247]

LET ME SEE YOUR BREASTS!!

[botgbotg]

one of your best Jodi, keep up the good work

[wmc1019]

You keep getting better.  Keep it up.

[sdfsadfsdfasfdsb45w3]

Newsbusted FTW!

[alexofsyrr]

Nice, This was a good one. Keep it up Newsbusted!

[mcoop221]

I was wondering what happened to Baghdad Bob.

LOLOL

[ivl71]

Thank you News Busted.

Your the best!

[Macbeagle]

Not bad, not bad at all.

[Silntthnkr]

LMAO Great one!!

[joshua7647]

NYT is a lying biased liberal tool, thanks for the info.

[red33410]

FTA! Woo hoo!

[TylerNull]

Not that anyone cares to prosecute treason anymore, but just in case, here are the politicians owned by that Iraqi spy, "travel agent", and CAIR operative, Muthanna Al-Hanooti. You know CAIR, the group that Democrats work with to attack US Telephone companies because they helped the FBI wiretap Al-Quida after 9/11.

Saddam's Three Stooges:

Jim McDermott (D), WA

David Bonior (D), MI

Mike Thompson (D), CA

Democrat treason never rests.