my question is: who DOES find paris hilton attractive? i mean, seriously? o_O
i can understand his aversion against born rich kids, too. some of them are able to reflect and be cool about it, but many are just plain snobs, thinking they own the world without ever having done anything...
@nachvornegucker Paris Hilton attractive? Dude, I wouldn't fuck that with a borrowed dick. Only blind people could find her attractive, untill she starts talking of course.
elien in makeup...... the i have to apologize to eliens.....hahahaha that was genious
i love him,he is so hilarious
shookah1 5 months ago
haha am i eurotrash? no no no 'cause i have a job. YEEEEYYY!!!
DarkRiver756 6 months ago
Man likes mountain lions lol. Love Craig :)
sparrowlover0626 6 months ago
He really has lost his accent a bit.
knaiLO 7 months ago
craig is crackalackin'!
XSC3 10 months ago 2
@b3nny85 He needs to get angry more often.... :D
RelukaHaske 1 year ago
when he gets angry he's using his accent :D
b3nny85 1 year ago 6
@b3nny85 When he says "crap" he sounds like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers.
cotybarker 1 year ago
shit... i like caviar... but i ain't reach, it just happens that i like it xD
Nevertheless, great monologue as always
mpakouras 2 years ago
I really like his honesty!
aleksandrovskysad 2 years ago 3
an alien in make-up! That was funny...
Thank God for Craig's wonderful sensibility and for saying it like it is!!!!!
viriata84 2 years ago 6
hmmm, was this before or after Paris came on the show? Hilarious!
EmilyRondel 3 years ago 5
wayyyyy before. I think this might be one of the reasons why she pouted and nodded when Craig asked if he'd ever made fun of her. Ick.
Love Craig... not so fond of Paris.
brodie0089234 3 years ago 8
"i'm creepy by definition!" - haha
he's not creepy, he's ADORABLE!
brodie0089234 3 years ago 12
a mOUntain lion! lol
resiherm 3 years ago 7
he sad all the right things! I love him!
ljplexus 3 years ago 4
yay white sox
mkarmam 3 years ago
I wouldn't complain about seeing Craig in a speedo ;D
haaleyy 3 years ago 9
woohoooooo. craig doesnt find paris hilton attractive! lmao id like to apologise to the aliens. .
jab070 3 years ago 24
my question is: who DOES find paris hilton attractive? i mean, seriously? o_O
i can understand his aversion against born rich kids, too. some of them are able to reflect and be cool about it, but many are just plain snobs, thinking they own the world without ever having done anything...
nachvornegucker 3 years ago 33
@nachvornegucker Paris Hilton attractive? Dude, I wouldn't fuck that with a borrowed dick. Only blind people could find her attractive, untill she starts talking of course.
Prka01 8 months ago
Craig is so funny. I love him. And by the way I don't find paris Hilton attractive, too.
SarahBGfan 3 years ago 11