Assaulted Nuts 3/3

[LibertyInProgressNOW]

"FOR GOD SAKES GET A PAPERCLIP!"

LMFAO

[argentinasucksballs]

ONE OF THE BEST EPISODES OF ALL JAJAJ

[Elfredo]

The woman in the bank is so annoying!

[BigWilki123321]

"Straddle me so I can get a better angle" LMFAO!!!

[mazdaplz]

HAHAHAHA the way he looks at everything at the bank that's the way i always get when my girlfriend is nagging me, like a staple to the nut!

[RosehillEnt]

i think its hilarious when carrie throws the pen at her XD

[alexman9876]

thats a huge staple haha 

[midocrimsonfate]

''Mr and Mrs Hefferman''

Mrs and Mrs HefferNAN''XD

[BROWMSEAN]

LMFAO

[PsychedelicInDaBrain]

2 ppl need to take some cyanids

[SaintsCanada]

Did everybody notice the episode title? Lol!

[EurowomanPink]

@SaintsCanada Ehm .. yes?

[revshah7]

@Fangoverfang me too

[Fangoverfang11]

when she pulled up his pants I winced hard^^

[Arianeful]

Doug should have just gone to the bathroom and taken it out! all of that was unecessary

[Raisingfear102]

@Arianeful he said he didn't know if it would come out straight or bent. It would tear your nuts up if it was bent and you just pulled it out.

[Arianeful]

@Raisingfear102 oooh ok thnks

[GzP800]

right in the tool box LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[abcjc1]

Did you see the size of that staple? ouch!

[pyramid8]

Thanks for uploading! I love this show! Arthur has made some of my days so much better!  "Right in the tool bag!"

[YankeePat94]

Arthur's boss: Spooner, SPOONER!! Arthur: what? Arthur's boss: stop carrying that gun. Arthur: don't tell me Arthur's boss starts shooting nails Arthur: AAAAAAHHHHHH

[chris24027]

My balls are on fire right now.

[TheBigpimpinak]

who goes to the hospital for a staple in the nuts/ those staple wont go in you unless you push hard against a surface, and if you did manage to get it in, save the 1500 and pull that shit out yourself!

[romeo56]

This episode made me uncomfortable. I could feel Doug's pain, women wouldn't understand.

[arthurtats]

if you pause at 7:07... you can tell doug still has on his shorts

[TheBigpimpinak]

@arthurtats well no shit their stapled to his nuts retard

[arthurtats]

@TheBigpimpinak it's a joke you piece of shit

[dinoBIF123]

That guy in the hospital looks like Jamie Foxx?

[BetterBillieveIt]

okay, when authur said he's experienced with sewing needles, i jumped and grabbed my crotch,,, ouch!!

[morrisal]

"Right in the toolbag!" :D:D:D

[tamilvideosite]

Pull up ur pants!!!! lol

[LittleMissClumbzie]

lol love this show!

[Jiguhbiduh]

I don't mean to be rude, but just when the doctor pulls the stapler out, I could swear that's Kevin James' sex face

[Jiguhbiduh]

Oh! There it is! Right in the toolbag!

[valsal1000]

Undercarriage.......lol... love it

[Mistkerl6]

honey, i would like to here them! ... fine ...

[BigWilki123321]

"Stradle me so I can get a better angle...................Ooooh there it is, right in the toolbag!" LOL!

[jkc4usc]

"For God's sake get a paperclip!" Too funny.

[wardyladohaye]

@ChadMedellin idiots

[wardyladohaye]

gr8 episode...heferNIN!

[iruleudrool05]

Carry must have really hurrled that pen hard at the lady @ 6:18 ...if you look closely you cant see the pen fly thru the air until it is bouncing off the table top & hitting the lady in the lower jaw

[vtecivicsib18]

can someone shave my coin purse

[JMVEntertainment]

'babysteps, babysteps'

'...violating your very essence of your manhood'

'then i caught my undercarriage'

'please use mine'

'for god's sake get a paper clip'

'don't tell me'

i just lost it on the paper clip part

[DeathPala102]

"Oh, there it is! Right in the tool bag!"

[pakothug]

3:13, nothing special i just bookmarked it to get back there soon.

[abcjc1]

that was a big staple!

[JelloOwnsU]

you stapled urself in the mall...? xD

[LilJohn148]

"Some months your payments will be lower and some months you'll have a sharp metal object in your testicles"

LOOOL!

[OverdrivenKatana]

lol they rush a patient and doug is like "this is a 1st come 1st sever deali" doug gat screwed

[asianhawaiianskater1]

"dont. tell. ME." hahahahhaha i love arther

[sunburningstare]

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS !

TO THE RESCUE!

[davidgtr]

when she hiked up his shorts and that look on his face.....priceless!!lol

[strawberries404]

The episodes on King of Queens are so original. I've never seen these storylines on other shows.

[GrandMasterScotty]

Definitely one of the best episodes of King of Queens. Classic.

[xLaLegendreyx]

how come they always mention baltimore in this tv show ?? im from baltimore, maryland and id like to know :P

[wardyladohaye]

@xLaLegendreyx i never noticed that b4-do they??

[xLaLegendreyx]

yeah they always do.

[ucanthandledizz]

i agree! it is so stupid how people argue in the comment box! and you're arguing about what...? nothing important. you dont even know who the other person is. you could walk by them at the supermarket and not even know that this is the person you are having daily intense internet battles with. this is a funny show. enjoy it.

[dickstarbucksmut]

cant you people just enjoy the show and stop argueing all the fuckin' time??its a fun sit-com..people come here and watch it to have some fun time..cause we have real problems in real life and we need a lil time-off from all the stress and the drama..unlike you 2 losers..your life must be so easy and jolly..thats why you have the time and energy to talk bullshit on a video of a tv show on youtube...dont you have any weird friends to play and talk with??

[morikahjo]

:)  thank you!

[trackddiesel]

this jus shows carrie really loves doug

[morrisal]

No, i haven't heard of it, and - to be honest - i don't really follow...

[morrisal]

Just a thought: in my language a woman who's "parturient'" IS already a mother. This misunderstanding shows that you can learn a language perfectly, but you always think by your native language. (A language is not just made of words, grammar, but a nation's whole culture and mentality.) So i can't think in English.

[morrisal]

Ok, cynism is not necessarily negative, but your sarcasm has been hurtful. Life is ephemeral? Now, ephemeral is also a pretty "obscure" word, isn't it? :) And this whole line ("life is ephemeral as is the shooting star, etc") is full of triteness, you know. I don't really like Ancient literature, but i'm in love with the 20th century's existentialism (Kafka, Camus, etc.). And my country has a lot of great authors, like Magda Szabó or Péter Esterházy. So I read a lot.

[morrisal]

I see, you still cannot understand that English is not my first language, yet you use expressions that i haven't even heard of. I didn't think that "it must be cool using an obscure word ", no. It just came to my mind, i didn't even know that parturient is a "relatively obscure word". I just used it. Don't poke at my language skills, it's a very rude thing. Or, in "obscure": it's brusque.

[RoseForMyValentine]

hefferman..

no..actually it is heffernen..

okay..hefferNAN

[morrisal]

You are cynic. I can't talk to anyone like that. And it's not just me, but almost everyone here. Haven't you seen the comments on your page? Either you make fool of everybody or you're just that antisocial.

[morrisal]

Now, the first part of your comment is irrelevant and - sorry, but - i don't really care.

The scene where the doctor remove the staple reminds me of birth. And i think the creators' goal was exactly that. The way they act (Carrie's worried, Doug's straining himself, etc.), it's like Doug was the parturient mom.

[morrisal]

O.K., you're unable to communicate in a nice way. You always want to bear down everybody. Why?

Do you think people enjoy your arrogant style? I think you've got issues with your self-esteem.

Btw, i wasn't saying that the staple in the nuts story was a typical sitcom device. I meant the directing of that scene was a gag. There's a similar approach in Friends, in the episode where Joey has a nephrolith. You didn't understand me, but i won't show off like you always do.

[biohazardstrategist]

staple yourself in the mall??

lol..

really its. staple yourself in the ball, lol

[morrisal]

I never look at the comments page, i go straight to the vid. It's easier, because there are music videos (or others) which i don't remember, so sometimes i have to see tmycomment and the video at once.

About your question: it was a typical sitcom device, a gag. Most people associate it with the birth. (I'm one of them.)

[morrisal]

Was on purpose what? I can't find my comment you replied to.

[budellababy]

U probably already found it by now, but it's called "Business Affairs"

[Mandy9059]

Doug's situation is similar to that of Ben Stiller's in 'There's something about Mary'

[raviel12345]

when she pulled up his pants his face went pink lol

[MrsThumpa]

Arthur is the typical CRAZY OLD MAN!!! I love him though

[trumpetsoul]

YEAH!! ROCKS!! One of my all time faves of koq!!

[LuvvyDuck]

LOL, poor Doug! It hurts just to watch that lady hitting the stapler.

[xcandybabex90]

at the end it looks like his givin birth lol.. to a stapple

[morrisal]

yeah, the creators did it on purpose. wow.

[2007may20]

It's Business Affairs

[tinazo85]

i love this episode!! tooooo funy

[Richie2k6]

"Leave it in? I'm attached to my IPS shorts"

"Not a problem, just make sure you don't lose your job"

Hahahaha! Arthur = God!

[Toojool]

that was a big staple

[Atai9]

6:00 *Pretty* :D

[mattyslice]

"what you'll end up with is a common office supply violating the very essence of your manhood"

HAHAAHAH XD

thanks for uploading :p

[LunaStrawberry]

thank you :) I wish my english teacher would agree ^^

[LunaStrawberry]

yeah like when carrie needs to decide wether she should sell her marriage-ring arthur tells that someone wanted to buy his favorite hat^^ but the point is that all of his advices to those diffcult situations are useless LOL

but i love arthur... "my advice to you: leave it in." xD

sorry for my bad english -.-

[kryss666chin]

DON'T TELL ME!! hahaaa

[allezleblue10]

lol

[Gladiator281]

"Yea, we like balloons"....."Pretty"

[GstateBALLER925]

"for god sakes, get a paperclip!"

roflmao... and the part where hes getting it removed is just like giving birth (if its not already obvious haha).

[lolrofl5]

that bank lady is sooo annoying. I want to punch her in the face.

[123DTRAY123]

right in the toolbag

[ityu]

spooner? spooner! don't carry that gun in your pocket! Don't tell me! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HH LOL!

[06bigd2000]

I would've told her the second she tugged at my pants

[gball0003]

Your the best