Best Story Ever

[gotthelovehere]

he completely made this up. people do know that right? lmao.

[alwiega]

I have this on my favorites. If you ever have asked God for anything with total fervent passion, you know this is possible!!!!!

[mivadjo]

I can't believe I see this for the first time! FREAKING AWASOME! :)))))))

[magicmaryy]

uhh I want what he is having.

[olive345]

lmao he is like, permanently stoned. I wish this dude just followed me around telling whack stories

[brodyisabella4]

I've watched this video, like, 4 times and it cracks me up. It amazes me how creative and funny he is. He's REALLY smart, too. This wins him major points hahaha

[Morrisseyisdead]

And people say he can't act?

[MelbieToast]

Loved this video! Thanks for sharing!

[xtracex77]

God, he's so hilarious. KILLS ME.

[blackAzureKnghtmare]

this is from the hour..its a canadian show...

[matiag333]

please please please.... i'm begging here.......... can someone tell me what he is saying after 1:08 please......... i can get some things but they are really scattered... ppfff

[usooicee]

@matiag333 he said 'the jacks or tacks or whatever there called'

[vamosrafa07]

He should be a writer.

[beauleeful]

Where is this show originated from??

[Donyel51094]

omg he sounds like a crackhead

[ultimateSpagety]

lol, what?

robert pattinson is such a spazz

even if it is a joke, where does one come up with a story like that?

[vamosrafa07]

ahhh the perks of a vivid imagination

[iluvpurple911]

PLEASE tell me this is not a joke!

[ObligatusConsicus]

haha.. He's so sweet.(:

[kseniorita09]

having people think he said 'butter' instead of buddah, makes it all the more funnier!!

[limepink1318]

i thought he was saying butter haha i was like what? then i read the comments and i realiaed he did indeeed say buddah hahahaha

[iLoveAlexFrost]

where can i find the whole show?

[Tesszaaa]

HAHAHAHAHA.

what is he talking about ?

butter in my head hahahahaha

[kseniorita09]

buddah. : )

[MiSzKayLuH]

Lol this is hilarious. But I didn't even know he was saying Buddah until I watch it like 3 times.

[Nevaine]

..is it just more or does he seem like hes tripping on drugs?

[magicalmalu]

is this real?

[random4life219]

Oh god, you guys thought he was saying "butter?"

That just makes the whole video funnier if you think of him saying butter instead of buddha. Haha. Robs hilarious.

[mlife29]

LOL, totally sounds like an acting exercise. So that's why he wants to be a writer.. to exorcise all the little people running around his head.

[kstewfan115]

Lmao, he's hilarious.

[MsSparkly1]

LMAO...this guy is too funny...lol

that is the best story ever..loooooooooolll.

i wonder who that girl is? hmmm..

[ladeadanielle]

i love him, but he is so weird.

[maurarockz55]

something similar happened to me once.

[MeganCullenBlack]

was he like high or something? hahahaha and this is why i love himm.

was he saying butter or buddah? i saw this a while ago and i always thought he said butter.

[beauleeful]

So buddha put you in the harry potter movie and then Catie Lung chased the buddha away?? I suppose?? :)

[xxxTheRealNikixxx]

Lmfao!!!!!! He's so funny!

[loren525]

he so stupid

[smartgirlkim2002]

who's the girl that replace buhda???

[smartgirlkim2002]

Rob are you having delusions????

[VampsSparkle]

ROFLMAO!!!! That's an amazing story! I want one of these Buddhas man!! lol.

[trackgabster]

lmao !!

[sydneyparra96]

omg hes stoned lol

[spongebobrox15]

this was bullshit it wasn't even funny

with that laugh track in the background

and he looks homless!

[iloveunicorns08]

wtf rob? your crazy =)

[Alirox15692]

I <3 U ROBBY XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXx

[megan8rox]

hahahahahahahah <3

[ainas90]

haha, he's funny :)

[EdwardPattinsonLove]

um is this real or did he just make it up?

i hope he made it up...

maybe he had a drug problem? haha luv him no matter wat...

[carrolinabelle]

Uh he made it up it's a joke for "The Best Story Ever" segment of of the show The Hour of the CBC a Canadian broadcast

[Ann14Panicmore]

ROFLMAO!

Hahahahahahahahahaha

What a funny thing!

xD

Peaace!

[ShesMajorOx]

he says buddha real sexy dosent he?

.. or is that just me!

everything he says is sexy, god i love him!

[Aliceandsparkle]

Oh no I feel like an idiot now. He says buddha! I thought that he said butter 8-D

This trurly is the best story ever, lol.

[laylalov189]

he says buddha really weirdly

[JessicaTheShark]

LOL! Rob, you are so funny!

By the way, that clay-creature thing at the beginning and the end looks creepy....O_o

LOL! Don't ask...!

[lungworms]

im gay

[meganlynn15tds]

thats nice

[EdwardCullen550]

omg i have a theory that if rob was actually a vampire his ability could probably be messing with fate like with the butter story lol if its a true story then that could be a possibility because in the books it says that a vampires gifts are determined from things that happen when they're human.... i thought that theory was kinda cool if u think about it!!! lol

[joyirulz]

lmfao

[starmessenger]

It's too bad that the majority of the people on this planet believe that everything is solid matter and follows laws of physics as deemed by mass consciousness. The fact is, it's all an illusion! Our souls are real, but physical matter is a hologram. Laugh all you want - but it won't change the reality of our fake reality!

[londonfreak1234]

sophilioclism (sp?) the belief that you are real and nothing else is. ineresting thought.

[mariyaBozh]

come on people he is so NOT high...he just have the most bizzare sense of humour and you can tell he's making it up on the spot but he's reallly funny.Love him...he's great xxxxx

[diniebear]

What a beautiful story Here's a man who bares his very soul and less evolved people make comments like he's on drugs. It took bravery and humility to share this story of faith. I hope he never stops voicing his beliefs or becomes as cynical as so many others. I notice that people are awed by his physical beauty and miss the only thing that truly belongs to a human being-their soul.

[lovepeterw2911]

Hey, I had that same story too Rob! Except I was intoxicated from too much sex and Bud Light...

Lol, jk. I love you.

[Jelloxox]

LMFAO hes so fucked up in the head its beyond funny... I cant believe they let him make movies.

Kids this is what drugs do to you lol hes still gorgeous tho.

LOVE ROB...please get help tho...Your GQ interview scared the shit outta me

[hippiiex]

in other words....

your jealous

[Jelloxox]

LMFAO

troll

[xcxhx]

Omg thats so funny & yet kinda worrying Lol.

Maybe he should go talk to someone lol.

[robpattinsonluv101]

OMG OMG!! I love robert Pattinson!! he`s sososososo hot and funny!!!!!!!

[crafterika455]

hahaha! wow! i love him!

[supasta920rw]

DEFINETELY HIGHHHH

[JESsi61298]

ughh i dont care...i still love him:)

[aehilliard]

i still think he is high..

[anap992002]

I love the way he said Buddha in his British accent, so cute!!

[EnthralledByRob]

sweet, sweet rob...

[MMHW1]

so weird.. haha but fun :P

But he really looks drunk !!

[notpointed]

oh cool

I don't know if he just made that all up

(would be so typical)

or if it really happened

I actually had to watch it twice 'cause I was so sidetracked by his voice the first time that I didn't understand a word he was saying

[larvigagine]

He is forever lookin drunk!but i still love him!!!!!!!!

[MiauAnele]

he's so kūl. hahaha.

[dekanossidze]

OMG guys, you don't have to take it so literally! Obviously he was joking, i think he made up all of it on the spot. This is just the kind of sense of humour he's got, it doesn't have to mean that he's stoned or something, lol

[twilightp0wer]

HAHAHAHA LOVE HIM <3

[ZanessaIsLove101]

I swear!!!! HE'S DRUNK!!!!!!

[last2right]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I wish I had my own little mind-haunting Buddha!

[Nirvanapeng]

@@ Whut?

[malmo722]

That was so weird what was he talking about

[Brignogan101]

it took me a while to realize he said buddha. butter doesn't make the best sense. i love his accent though!

[Ruthless973]

hes high out of his fukin mind

[caliigurl925]

im so so sorry to agrree with you but i do. i thinkn he had a few too many drugs before going on the show.... though i do luv him......

[hotasianbarbie]

I would tell a bizarre story like this. He's seriously just as crazy and weird as I am. Lol.

[ATRANNx]

LMFAO this man never ceases to amaze me :]

[Parrotsforlife2]

WHAT THE FUCK is he talking about??!

[xPenelopeRenesmeex]

Wow, Spunk Ransom  says some of the strangest things i just can't help but laugh and wonder..He's unique that's why he is special to me...Love him loads, even though he can be strangely weird...

[1800twilight]

rofl copter way to be rob way...to...be...lmao that was awsome possom haha i luv yu rob!!!!!!!!!!

[darkfirelightrain]

I thought he was christian... oh well. Maniac.

[kaylinkirsten]

Hahaha that was fantastic,

best story ever.

[AliyahhNeall]

damn, he sexy. i dont care about your buddah your still amazing!(:

[loveisallyouneed64]

Wuite excellent story Rob.

[IrratatingJanice]

lmao.

i dont know if thats true or not but seriously rob it only makes you even sexier :L

[ucangodieunderarock]

BUDDAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CarleneMarieCullen]

OhMyGod!

That was seriously the freakin' funniest thing i've ever heard!

He must have been smoking a little bit more than cigaretts to come up with that.

[Hollisterluva13]

waiiit woah! was that made up or a true story?

[LiFExONxMARS]

schizophreniaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[meiting15]

Haha LOLXD

[themeelsshow]

This is actually hilarious! I love how totally serious about the 3D buddha he is! I love him, fab imagination!

[Fantasylover7]

Wow he has a good fantasy when this story came to his mind from out of nowhere!^^

[shizzz1]

Oh my lord. Rob seriously wtf?! I friggin love this.

Bwahahahahaahahahahahaha. He's on Crack.Yup. Definately on crack.

[CrazziCatLady4Life]

omg my sis cuz and I laugh constantly at this omg! hehe but edward/robert is still my hubby! TWILIGHT ROCKZ MAN! lolz!

I ♥ the was he says buddah (bodda?? buda? booda? sry idk how to spell it :'( )

i luv my husband to death! lol Mrs Cullen-Pattinson!

[larvigagine]

it kinda sounds like he said butter but thay wudnt make any sense at all wat so eva.(i love his british and american accent!)

[JohnnyDeppLover994]

weird... but soooooo cool :P but still kinda funny...

[sarah123rooth456]

IT WAS ON THE HOUR! ITS FAKE

[sailormoonluver1996]

what this makes no senese !! lol i still loves you rob

[random4life219]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA­AAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAA that just made my freaking day :D

[StephenieMeyerFan93]

Hahahaha!!

Does Rob do drugs or something??

Please, Rob fans, don't kill me,

but come on, WTH was that??!!

ROFL!

[HystericalMadness]

drugs? maybe.. but so what if he did? if he wants to do that, we can't stop him, can we. and if he doesn't do drugs, he just has a enormous imagitation ^^ but if this is really true, I love him even more :)

[StephenieMeyerFan93]

LMAO.

Those are all very valid points.

I agree completely.

:D

[CrazziCatLady4Life]

he smokes and drinks. but oh well he is still awesome and my husband lol!

[PartyatPalgrave]

this is the funniest thing i have ever hear but everyonr had there own opions

[sotsosts]

that was...weird...0.o

[ElizabethXXXTRUTRU]

hahahahaha

wtf?

[LetMeSign4ever]

LOL thats weird. but funny xD

[LarsUlrichFan1988]

No way! This can't be true! Haha! Hilarious!

[aehilliard]

impromptu speaking?

[ImNotVainJustBetter]

omg :L:L

hes so serious.. i wonder if there really was a magical 3D buddah holigram

[Ata2735]

I love the way he's telling the story, all he's saying is weird but he remains serious anyway :D

No need drugs for that kind of humor, love it !

[slushie126]

maybe he misinterpreted the title of best story ever, maybe he thoguht you had to make up one...

[0nly2lov3]

ok...

no words can explain whatever i feel

idk if i show laugh or just go ugh , what, umm

[jaynelly11]

har har..XD i actually tried closing my eyes and hoping that "buddah" would give me the answers to my exam today!! lolXD

he looks like he made it up on the spot though lolXD i dont really care i likes weird ;)

[Hollyjollywheatfield]

How much do you have to take to get this point???(:

Love ya anyway Rob!!!!!11

[ThatOneWeirdSinger]

wow that was hilarious

[EmmaCardinalHale]

i wonder what drug he did.

hes amazing.

[ibugcutie]

i think he was drunk

[0nly2lov3]

i cant agree with you more

it was all monotone

[slushie126]

I agree, but then again he always looks stoned

[Elz12345]

Buddah...? ahhhha funny stuff.

[IlySkittles]

lol, oookay rob.

[thawabeaar]

I LOVE YOU :L:L:L:L

[lycum]

Nice..

[clevis9155]

awsome story

[girlatwork28]

it was totally a made-up story, wasn't it? O__o'

[gabbytwilightgirl]

wow rob wow

[moniqueseveux]

hahaha rob's weird.

i like weirdos;) hahaah i seriously just love his bad guyy thing and how he doesnt give a shit about anything. he just like talks without even realizing what hes even saying. gah, I ADOOOORE YOU ROB! hes very different from edward cullen, i dont know who i prefer=S hahaha

[TheSwanGirl]

wow

[feehransom]

lol omg! hahahahaha

[Laijjsah]

Thats kinda funny xDxDxD HAHAHHA ;) He´s so qute :)

[CHECKitOKAY]

lol wow. random.

[LilyashnAeralvr]

Spunk Ransom.... Or Spunk Random. Come on Rob, I have weird ass dreams like that, but I wouldn't tell everyone in the world about them. Brave man. <3 "And for 5 years, I resented her" Haha

[JonasGirl4813]

WTF! That has to the the randomest thing I've ever heard in my entire life, but as strange enough that story doesnt shock me one bit! I mean its comming from Rob, it doesnt suprise me at all! LMAO!!!

[1rose2c]

well jeeez can you say randomm!

[ohdearyno]

Hahahah it would be so cool if he and Paperlilies would make up stories. She rocks at that too. It would be priceless.

[jackiez456]

hahahahhah hes really good at telling things on the spot. hahah I would have to be so fucking high to picture shit like this. hahha but i love it.

[leop0829]

ROFLMFAO if he did that on the spot it was fucking amazing lol i want more

[300beatles60]

is he jokingg? or did it really happen ?

[ihaveashed]

Guys.. its called sarcasm/joking... he obv made it up

[rosedewitt]

hahaa wtf that was weird, but good for him, well not when the buddha left obviously but :p

[avadakadazzleclf]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AcBn83]

LMAO THAT IS DEFF THE BEST MOST RANDOM STORY EVER! i luv rob!!

[tobiyoko]

woooooooooooooooooooooow

srsly best story ever

[leopardgeckosrule332]

LMFAO! that really is the best story i've ever heard. sooo random tho.

[chia3456]

Hi, i'm italian. Can you please tell me in few words what he's saying? thanks!

[meimicat90]

He had an imaginary Buddah in his head. It gave him all the answers to life and did what ever he asked it to do. Buddah stayed for three months. He met a girl. He became obsessed with her and the Buddah left. He resented her for 5 years. He saw her one day and asked her about it. She did not know what he was talking about.

[kelleo615]

haha. that was the best story ever.

[twilightforever413]

LMFAO!! i loveeee youuu Rob!!!

XD

[TinkerBells599]

WoW! He is sooo crazy!

[alexrokz101]

LMFAO That's hilarious. =D

[ryiotxxrkstr]

ROFL.

that's all i can say haha

off subject- i need friends, cmnts, subscribers ++++++ :)

[ChaosAndCupcakes123]

AAACCCCCIIIDDDD!!!!

[ObstinateMe]

He need to lay off the paote

[twilightloveOME]

hahahaha omg was he serious??

I love you Rob <3 XD

[melodiouslove]

I am so confused wtf is this?! lol ooooooo robbb whatever the hell you were saying...well I just...and...were you....omg wtf.

[sexytennisbaby]

poor guy he's crazy...

wow this is really scary

[bovis4000]

" i got obsessed with this girl... and then the buddha went away..."

haha, i love him :)

hes so hot!

[iHeartRobPattinson1]

idk why but when i read ur comment i spit out my water laughing! lol thx!!

[FlawlessMamiiii]

hahaha thats really funny , theymake up these story's on the spot hahaha hilarious his mind is so unpredictable lol buddha!!!

[Marianag812]

hahaha. something like this happened to me too..but i was high.

[alanaa22391]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

did he just make that up on the spot? that is hilarious hahahahaa ohh i love his mind!

[ampm89]

okay he should be really happy that his extremely gorgeous because if he weren't I would just think his straight up crazy and so high. Maybe he was high when he saw Buddha...

[ugl1fru1t]

I don't think he's serious. OR IS HE? lol

Either way he's unbelievably sexy.

[streethannah]

Ohhhh. BUDDA. I thought he said Buga. Like booger the first time. That made even less sence. LOL

[streethannah]

WTF?!?

OMG, can anyone make a little recap? english is not my language and what I´ve understood... has no sense at all... I think...