"Are you ready for the first portion of my act?! I'm in a box! Oh my goodness! The box is so small! Oooh! I didn't even think there's a lid to the box! I always hate the box. Congratulations to me! That was a small box! ... By the way, I'm a mime!!! I've given you entertainment, give me money! I accept change! I accept bills!"
so another contradiction today, Justin Bieber is a faggot but yet he gets a ton of pussy, that reminded me of my starburst, starburst makes no since either. its a solid, yet, juicy like a liquid.
ARE YOU READY FOR THE FIRST PORTION OF MY ACT?" "I'M IN A BOX!" "OH MY GOODNESS THIS BOX IS SO SMALL," "OOHH I DIDN'T EVEN THINK THERE'S A LID TO THE BOX!" "IV'E ESCAPED THE BOX!" "CONGRATULATIONS TO ME!" "THAT WAS ASTONISHING!" "BY THE WAY, I'M A MIME!!" "IV'E GIVEN YOU ENTERTAINMENT, GIVE ME MONEY!" "I ACCEPT CHANGE, I ACCEPT BILLS!"
@liam4956 i kinda don't believe you, but if i listen closely, it does kind of sound like him. Then again i've never heard Knoxville scream words at the top of his lungs...
CONGRATULATIONS TO ME! This commercial makes me want to go out wearing a mime costume and start screaming stuff and see what happens =] maybe ill film it and put it in YouTube haha
"ARE YOU READY FOR THE FIRST PORTION OF MY ACT?" "I'M IN A BOX!" "OH MY GOODNESS THIS BOX IS SO SMALL," "OOHH I DIDN'T EVEN THINK THERE'S A LID TO THE BOX!" "IV'E ESCAPED THE BOX!" "CONGRATULATIONS TO ME!" "THAT WAS ASTONISHING!" "BY THE WAY, I'M A MIME!!" "IV'E GIVEN YOU ENTERTAINMENT, GIVE ME MONEY!" "I ACCEPT CHANGE, I ACCEPT BILLS!"
@eltonfan30 As if an asian man is supposedly going to be a pro at sounding Scottish. A REAL Scotsman? Well congrats on being more Scottish than some asian guy, you really prove a lot...This is supposed to be a comedy, their not going to try to perfect that because it wouldn't be as funny. Both would be funny, but an asian guy /attempting/ is funnier than an asian guy who can.
Hahah when the mime said he excepts bills, I thought it would be great to just run up to him and give him all my medical bills. Hahah
MrBrandonAM 1 week ago
ARE YOU READY FOR THE FIRST PORTION OF MY ACT?!?!?!?!
I'M IN A BOX! I'M GETTING COLD! OH MY GOODNESS THIS BOX IS SO SMALL!
OH! I DIDN'T EVEN THINK! THERE'S A LID TO THE BOX! I CAME OUT OF THE
BOX! CONGRATULATIONS TO ME! THAT WAS THE START! BY THE WAY, I AM A
*MIME*! I GAVE YOU ENTERTAINMENT, GIVE ME MONEY! I ACCEPT CHANGE! I
ACCEPT BILLS!
Cotygeek 2 weeks ago
Gabe?
Kintaro696 3 weeks ago
@xagonogax get a life and we saw the video
TheChicharote 1 month ago
@XagonogaX thanks I couldn't hear him
br00tal1234 1 month ago
I'd rather watch that mime than a silent one ha
RyMicTheKing 2 months ago
LMAO
Tymoneyy1997 2 months ago
Wait wait... Is that Gabe from the Office?
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"Are you ready for the first portion of my act?! I'm in a box! Oh my goodness! The box is so small! Oooh! I didn't even think there's a lid to the box! I always hate the box. Congratulations to me! That was a small box! ... By the way, I'm a mime!!! I've given you entertainment, give me money! I accept change! I accept bills!"
XagonogaX 2 months ago
Sounds like Ashton Kutcher.
JoanJoan1997 3 months ago
Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im irish korean!!!!
TheFunnysamnoob333 3 months ago
is ashton kutcher the mime?
earthrose93 4 months ago
That mime is angry.
BRENDEBREN 4 months ago 4
a mime for the blind haha
abSOULuteD 5 months ago
so another contradiction today, Justin Bieber is a faggot but yet he gets a ton of pussy, that reminded me of my starburst, starburst makes no since either. its a solid, yet, juicy like a liquid.
tisasnapback 5 months ago
"Are you ready for the first portion of my act ?!?!?" XDD
shadowandnight 5 months ago in playlist Random stuff
So this is how the mimes survived our Purge... Clever...
Cheddarbites 5 months ago
MIME!! - Check out mimespotting - Hilarious new game!
mimespotting 6 months ago
"I accept CHANGE! I accept BILLS!"
Every day I'm hustlin'.
TheEndKing 6 months ago
oh! i didn't even THINK! there's a lid to the box!!
tenshi141 6 months ago
It's not Ashton Kutcher. Like the zombie in the Zombie on a bus Starburst commercial, the mime is played by Zach Woods (Gabe from The Office)
Lexwalk 7 months ago
The T-1000 is a contradiction because he is solid yet fluid like a liquid!
GSPatton89 7 months ago
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robertsfunny1995 7 months ago
he sound just like ashton kutcher
animefangurl45 8 months ago
@animefangurl45 errr, how so?
mrxxbrian 7 months ago
Are all the people who dislike this commercial professional mimes?
RevGNR 8 months ago
This is my favorite one
Olawz 8 months ago
strawburst arnt xacly juicy there so tangy u silivatate
demonfox1626 8 months ago
That mime sounds like Ashton Kutcher!
Amar7605 9 months ago 2
Lol, ummmmmmmmmm okayy
MintChocolateCow 9 months ago
i didnt know ashton kutcher was a part time mime
GoinBaCk2JeRzEy 9 months ago
@GoinBaCk2JeRzEy Crap - I wrote my comment then I read yours!
Amar7605 9 months ago
THIS IS SO FUNNY I LOVE THIS COMMERCIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHA HILARIOUS!!!!!!
Door2DoorDancers 10 months ago 2
mimes don't talk
poopybooyah 10 months ago
you know your not in france whan thers a screaming mime
reactionisslowman 11 months ago 33
he talks in BILLY MAYS
hellboy0o 1 year ago
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ARE YOU READY FOR THE FIRST PORTION OF MY ACT?" "I'M IN A BOX!" "OH MY GOODNESS THIS BOX IS SO SMALL," "OOHH I DIDN'T EVEN THINK THERE'S A LID TO THE BOX!" "IV'E ESCAPED THE BOX!" "CONGRATULATIONS TO ME!" "THAT WAS ASTONISHING!" "BY THE WAY, I'M A MIME!!" "IV'E GIVEN YOU ENTERTAINMENT, GIVE ME MONEY!" "I ACCEPT CHANGE, I ACCEPT BILLS!"
yourfaceh8zme 1 year ago
it would of been funnier if someone at the end yelled at the mime to shut up
Cauldren 1 year ago
dddduuuuddddddddeee I cant stop laughivng! Ppppuuuaaaahh!!!!! "are you ready for the first part of my act"
TheRedgenius 1 year ago
these have been the best adverts on TV for a while now
MiniStig101 1 year ago
Love it. In the words of Colin Mochrie, "...I'M A MIIIIIIME!"
AChimpNamedSlickback 1 year ago 3
A scottish chinese person.
Didn't see that coming.
dicksteele75 1 year ago
@dicksteele75
Scottish Korean person actually :-)
sford605 1 year ago
Is that really Knoxville?
Zanirtak 1 year ago
ARE YOU READY TO SEE THE FIRST PORETION OF MY ACT?
IM IN A BOX!
OF I DIDIN EVEN THINK THERES A LID ON THE BOX!
BY THE WAY I AM A MIME!
I ACCEPT CHANGE I ACCEPT BILLS love mine.
Me:JUST FRICKEN SHUT UP MINE!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU YOU ARE SO STUPID! MIMES DONT TALK SO SHUT UP!
stardollfanful 1 year ago
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AnimeObsession3000 1 year ago
I LOVE STARBURST
TheVarialz 1 year ago
the mime is johnny knoxville ( jackass show host )
liam4956 1 year ago 4
@liam4956 i kinda don't believe you, but if i listen closely, it does kind of sound like him. Then again i've never heard Knoxville scream words at the top of his lungs...
TheAndroid732 11 months ago
I love this one by far!!
Dylanlover111 1 year ago
; By the way, I AM A MIME!!!!!!
YouBeTheAnchorLove 1 year ago
I made a box!!!
hioeo 1 year ago
i would give this mime money
poodlecupsfive 1 year ago 4
@poodlecupsfive I'd give him money to SHUT UP. -_-
GenghisKhan44 1 year ago
ll people didn't know there was a lid to the box
halo3gamer9 1 year ago
@halo3gamer9 2 people? I think you mean 11 (note: II are the Roman numerals for two)
MathUhhhSaurus 1 year ago
my favorite commercial
anicholson8 1 year ago
Best...fucking...commercial...EVER
TeenieTeener 1 year ago 6
starting to hate all mimes (including screaming 1's)
nightmare111222333 1 year ago
If all mimes were like this the world would be perfect
stephaniesonuy 1 year ago 127
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SegaSaturn64 1 year ago
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BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER
SegaSaturn64 1 year ago
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BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER
SegaSaturn64 1 year ago
Think outside the box!
RayRoark2009 1 year ago
the mime is johnny knoxville
liam4956 1 year ago
The mime lol "I AM IN A BOX"!
matix9494 1 year ago
best. commercial. ever.
bravery99 1 year ago
It sure as crap sounds like Ashton Kutcher, I bet you are right. I saw the, "Your boring me back to death one tonight, laughed my ass off".
trackudown1 1 year ago 3
LOL
Blobgela 1 year ago
That mime must have been in the military.
"BY THE WAY, I AM A MIME."
medivalme 1 year ago
I bet thats Ashton Kutcher, that fucking douche.
SirGodLordKing 1 year ago
@SirGodLordKing its johnny knoxville
liam4956 1 year ago
Scottish chinese people. Awesome.
Fishstickification 1 year ago
@stormyluvdu1nce too bad starbursts and skittles are both made by mars...
Reddistance123 1 year ago
Starting to hate screaming mime.
Lol!
HarryPotterTrio91 1 year ago 6
Scotch Korean meets Screaming Mime...funny
esm82ify 1 year ago
whoever disliked this works for skittles
stormyluvdu1nce 1 year ago
That mime sounds like my old coach from track.
Anihilist 1 year ago
If I saw this dude in the street, I'll give him 20 buck
dwc500 1 year ago 5
@dwc500
Ditto! xD
AnimeObsession3000 1 year ago
BY THE WAY I AM A MIME!!!! lol
bgray97 1 year ago
Sounds like Ashton Kutcher
ElegicAgony 1 year ago
@ElegicAgony lol I thought the same the second he started to yell
smegnose 1 year ago
if that was the first portion of his act, i wanna see the rest of it! thumbs up if you want to see the "next" portion of his act!
riotpoliec 1 year ago 4
"ARE YOU READY FOR THE FIRST PORTION OF MY ACT?!?!"
bedavelli 1 year ago 5
"CONGRATULATIONS TO ME! THAT WAS ASTONISHING!"
Hilarious! Watching every contradictions commercial I can find now.
Mac1634 1 year ago 2
whoever came up with this deserves a raise
littshepkid 1 year ago 5
CONGRATULATIONS TO ME! This commercial makes me want to go out wearing a mime costume and start screaming stuff and see what happens =] maybe ill film it and put it in YouTube haha
pointeprincess302 1 year ago
if they want a contradiction they should have ZZ Top, frank beard, the only member of the band without a beard
xgmb45 1 year ago
Starting, to hate, Screaming, Mime(:
Golly i adore this video!
cutiepiemaddie14 1 year ago
BY THE WAY, I AM A MIME
LuteXLux 1 year ago
lol this is so funny
yolilgangstergal 1 year ago
8 jealous mimes disliked the video.
YuneShik 1 year ago 5
Mimes would be so much better if they were like this one. :)
typicaltwilighter09 1 year ago 5
WOW!! lmfao! instantly one of the funniest commercials i've EVER SEEN! imagine if u actually saw this in reality haha... super funny omg!
Qushma 1 year ago
starting to hate screaming mime
forgottenwolf30 1 year ago
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ashleighnicole414 1 year ago
This was the funniest one
varnlestoff 1 year ago
the uncut version, if there was one, prob has the screaming mime going overboard and screaming "BY THE WAY, IM A MIME B**CH!!!" XD
MCDoomCarrot 1 year ago
@MCDoomCarrot
Omfg someone so needs to make an uncut parody of this commercial and do that.
XxDieInLovexX 1 year ago
Hate this commercial, makes me hate starburst, just don't see how it's funny
yusukeurameshi2007 1 year ago
@yusukeurameshi2007 Then you have an empty soul my friend....
koalalord145 1 year ago
@koalalord145 lol
Blackoutguy123 1 year ago
ARE YOU READY FOR THE FIRST PORTION OF MY AAAAAKKKKKKKT!!!!!!!!!
Anarkyfox7 1 year ago
Starting to hate...screaming...mime
LittleMissPsychotic 1 year ago
awesome commercial!!!!
1LadyLady 1 year ago
[Insert funny comments from the video above]
MadNhater 1 year ago
I think I'm gonna do this later.
shad0w12346 1 year ago
6 people disliked this. how could you not like this lol
IrhsPlayer9 1 year ago
@IrhsPlayer9 they either have no sense of humor or there stupid and accidently clicked dislike
looP53up 1 year ago
BY THE WAY? I AM A MIME!
AnuxeL 1 year ago 3
haha i want starburst now =)
DarkMip68 1 year ago
ninjahQK 1 year ago 166
@ninjahQK Thanks for telling me what happened in the whole video. Just in case I didn't watch it and only read the comments...
Oxidized 1 year ago
@ninjahQK thank you! i couldnt hear the mime yelling because of the thoughts of the crazy old man...wait..theres another contradiction! LOL! XD
coolsims94 8 months ago
R U READY FOR THE FIRST PORTION OF MY ACT!!!!
ReverseDamage 1 year ago 3
BY THE WAY, I'M A MIME.
So hilarious.
Oxidized 1 year ago 4
I AM A SCREAMING MIME!!!
best commercial ever xD
xShinyBlueGuitarx 1 year ago
WHY CAN'T I STOP LISTENING TO THIS...? WHY DO I FEEL LIKE I'M SCREAMING...?
headlesskiller 1 year ago
i like mimes:] especially this ine
i watched it so much nd laughed so hard i cried:]
i love whoever thought of this
PiyumpS 1 year ago
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PiyumpS 1 year ago
Is this guy meant to sound Scottish? He sounds fucking Iraqi. Fucking terrible , terrible accent attempt. From a REAL Scotsman.
eltonfan30 1 year ago
@eltonfan30 If you look the guy actually looks asian
Jumpinjahosafa 1 year ago
@eltonfan30 No one cares about your damn heritage! loser
Y2JboyKc 1 year ago
@eltonfan30 As if an asian man is supposedly going to be a pro at sounding Scottish. A REAL Scotsman? Well congrats on being more Scottish than some asian guy, you really prove a lot...This is supposed to be a comedy, their not going to try to perfect that because it wouldn't be as funny. Both would be funny, but an asian guy /attempting/ is funnier than an asian guy who can.
ChelseaTheFlareon 1 year ago
@ChelseaTheFlareon yes and the asian scottsman is supposed to go along with the theme of the commercial in not making any sence
toshareisdorff 1 year ago
@eltonfan30 THAT'S THE POINT YOU DUMB FK
infamousNfamous 1 year ago
@eltonfan30 dumbass
agalloway87 1 year ago
I'M IN A BOX.
CinnaZilla 1 year ago
Makes me want a Star Burst
12DMC81 1 year ago
this commericial just made my day! his voice is so sexy XD (yeah weird lol) starburst does good commercials :D
xMickachu 1 year ago
"CONGRATULATIONS TO ME!" Hahaha, oh my gosh, I laughed so hard when I first saw this.
wegotorangeomg 1 year ago
btw!!! i am a mime!!!!
ranzuki101 1 year ago
(writing) starting... to hate ... screaming mime....
joemomma1729 1 year ago
6 people aren't ready for the first portion of his act.
Cheerioaths 1 year ago 6
omg i'm chocking while laughing at this. i needed this omg lol
Phillip87 1 year ago
Stupidest shit ever. Shows how stupid people have become.
TonyThriller 1 year ago
Listen In the background
OH MY GOODNESS THIS BOX IS SO SMALL!!
LMAO
CharlesCreationGames 1 year ago 3
I AM IN A BOX!
outlier1985 1 year ago
THERE'S A LID TO THE BOX! I ESCAPED THE BOX! CONGRATULATIONS TO ME!
I'VE GIVEN YOU ENTERTAINMENT, GIVE ME MONEY! I ACT ACCEPT CHANGE; I ACCEPT BILLS!
purplewowies 1 year ago 107
By the way, I'M A MIME!!!!!!
XD
XD
XD
ninjahQK 1 year ago
i love this commercial. it is so funny
barwee08 1 year ago
i laughed so hard i started crying ARE YOU READY FOR THE FIRST PORTION OM MY ACT!?
paradisisland 1 year ago
IM IN A BOX!!!!!!!!!!!
xoMUHLINA224xo 1 year ago
By the way, I AM A MIME!
rawr93211 1 year ago
BY THE WAY I AM A MIME!!!! hahaha too hilarious :D
xikilledthescenekidx 1 year ago
BY THE WAY I AM A MIME!!!! hahaha too hilarious :D
xikilledthescenekidx 1 year ago
LMAO i love these contradition comercials. XD
XxKryexX 1 year ago
uhhh no comment lol
migette2011 1 year ago
Thought thet were French....
:/
campbanana726 1 year ago
@campbanana726 they
campbanana726 1 year ago
I'm almost more than sure that this is Trevor Moore from "Whitest Kids U Know".
naaorima 1 year ago
...by the way I'M A MIME!!!!
NWLsardine015 1 year ago 2
Starburst makes no sense either
ExileChan 1 year ago
BY THE WAY I AM A MIME..."Starting to hate screaming mime" LMAO
LEOthemorbidfreak 1 year ago 3
i barely saw this commercial today, ive never seen it before :D its so funny!
streetsmarts990 1 year ago
I read somewhere that the mime is Ashton Kutcher! If anybody knows the truth let us know!!
beatlesfan109 1 year ago
@beatlesfan109 It sounds like him, but I can't find confirmation.
Agent0009ng 1 year ago
OH MY GOODNESS I DIDN"T THIN THIS BOX WAS SO SMALL!
effing hilarious!!!
Mikey4Geelove 1 year ago
I LOVE THIS ITS SOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!OMG HILARAUS.
seetojo 1 year ago
"COngratulations to me!"
a192589 1 year ago
I could watch a mime scream his act like this for a while lol.
agumon51 1 year ago
LMAO!!!
Rundas342 1 year ago
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lmao this made my day!!!! by the way... i am A MIME!! best part lol.... and the part where hes like "i did not know there was a lid to the box" :')
MsJuNeToWn88 1 year ago
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MsJuNeToWn88 1 year ago
IM IN A BOX!
AlchemistNeon 1 year ago
LMAO. If mimes were like that, they would make shit loads of cash.
"By the way, I am a mime!!" Hahahahaaha!!! Funniest line ever.
LibertineDeSade 1 year ago
BY THE WAY, I AM A MIME.
Very subtle, lol.
peechyprincess 1 year ago
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PrincessPrettynPink 1 year ago
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He sounds like he hates his job.
PrincessPrettynPink 1 year ago
HOLY THAT WAS EPIC
Skinnydevil1995 1 year ago
lol this is hilarious screaming mime like what the heck?
ilovebillkaulitz96 1 year ago
this commercial made me laugh my ass off...i thought the mime sounded like ashton kutcher
megdaegg1 1 year ago 56
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best starburst commercial yet
Supernun91 1 year ago
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