[11/25] Thanksgiving Octopus

[olfan92]

his handwave = proof of gay.

[tagalicious2789]

you make me so happy. ha



[Cheeseburgher]

70 pounds is like...more than I weigh.

[JesusBitches]

i think we have the same personality

what's your zodiac?

[theseanc118]

lmfao!!! omg!!! joe i love u!! this has been like the best vid ever!! im laghin so hard im actualy crying!!!!!!!!!

[FatCDTrans]

I love your voice ...darnit ..<3 

[LonesomeRhapsody]

you forgot to say you were thankful for boonesfarm! :O

[TheScottyMason]

ARE YOU FREAKIN KIDDING ME?!?!?! WHY DO I JUST NOW WATCH THIS?!?!?! I freakin live in Savannah, and I went to ATL with my bf the day after Thanksgiving. AHHHH! I wish I coulda seen ya. Bleh.

[MusicVideoSpot]

I never noticed that you had a tattoo. What does it say?

[PNKEEE07]

can you send me patricia?? i would absolutely LOVE it

[RilesonMerskull]

You're the funniest 5AG by far. I love you.

[ceres51892]

Oh my God! XD Patricia. I'm so happy to see this.

-Ri

[penguinking93]

Your kid voice sounds like Sarah Palin!

[Katrinaface]

youre so cute

[ccfulton22]

you're little kid voice is creeeeepy

[nikosia]

can Patricia be framed and sold?

[MajorlyAlexa]

PATRICIA <3

[LiveLikeaPunk]

when you first said the turkey needs something special, I thought about gold glitter, then you pulled it out, I think we are soulmates

[Minkz89]

iron your t-shirt.

[McCallmeLauren]

"70 pounds is like, more than i weigh."

/dead.

rofl!

[FattBoiLuvCake]

Is that a tattoo I saw on your arm?? And someone gave me a bottle of Boone's Farm this Thanksgiving and I immediately thought of you! lol Happy belated Thanksgiving!

[emixvol20]

hahaha I am so freakn thankful I found this channel. <3 hearts

[eClickNick]

you went from pokemon to poke a man... thats what growing up is all about.... this is such an inappropriate comment... don't hate me.

[N3THER]

Nothing wrong with some pokemon

[sirmixalot1]

Patricia needs to do something about those eyebrows.

[Akakiba15]

OMFG ILU SO MUCH

[IBleedSkittles89]

is she single ;D

[nohohongs]

most awesome thanksgiving turkey

[TheThunderDragoon]

I love it.

[itsthegreenplatypus]

1:01 Are your nails painted? XD

by the way you look like ness from super smash bros. in this video XD

[carmindyy]

@itsthegreenplatypus nope, look at like 1:05/6, his nails are just a bit long

[lilteddymouse]

I would love to play some Pokemon after school. Meet me by the swing set?

[natcary7]

you look like Ash from Pokemon with the red cap on lmao

[theoldkappa]

Can you PLEASE do a random winner selection and mail out that bad ass octapussy? haha Its so awesome!! :D

[InfamousMe13]

i love the twelve year old voice <3

[dukehey2]

Oh wow, we were both in Georgia for Thanksgiving!

[1drazmus]

Was that a Wiggles reference?

[patricknott]

I wanna play with you after school.....

pokemon that is :)

[yellowseahorse]

I LOVE IT!!

[DaynaLang]

i love it! :P

[kim89yay]

aw, now im sad im home instead of at school in atlanta.

[smoothlikebutters]

I feel like we'd be best friends in real life.

[DebSLC]

I am Thankful for the 5awesomegays, you guys are great!

[xxcrashspyroxx]

now i'm afraid the turkey i ate yesterday is a rogue octopus.

[Rockismylove]

hey patricia! ;)

[mannydmammoth]

wait wait wait... you get ur nails did!?

[natcary7]

@mannydmammoth okay, I thought I was seeing things. good i'm not alone

[Centro256]

Don't get me wrong, this was an amazing video, but I was really looking forward to another session of drunk Joseph on Thanksgiving lol :P

[midnightmonkeychow]

DUDE you are my FAVORITE out of the 5AG!!!!

[bryarworship]

I just noticed something...

Aren't most holidays on Thursdays???

[urbanburglary]

@bryarworship OMFG

[alexhalbritter]

WE HAVE A BEACH HOUSE IN HILTON HEAD. COME VISIT.

[ccatherinecsc]

I like your twelve year old voice.

[DoTheVictor]

Oh I'll poke your mon after school.

[PiccChickOhTen]

Atlanta!!

I live there.

[BleedingHeartsLove]

I would play pokemon with you any day. And I don't mean that in a sexual way. Ew.

[notnerdyjustsmart]

I didn't know all 12-year-olds had speech impediments. 

[jimmyho315]

I know why Patricia only has 5 tentacles. A Tentacruel tried to pick a fight with her , because it was jealous that Patricia was born SHINY (i.e. bedazzled) and it wasn't. Too bad Patricia thought she was rude, and *cut* her...

[Kilendger]

hahaha wow that is terrifying. Um, I hope henry isn't jealous of your your other octopus.

[JebpyHP]

"70 pounds, that's like more than I weigh!" HAHAHAHA

[wink360]

That octopus looks pretty arkensassy. 

[lilballerina]

OMG. You are totally my friend, Riel.

[Layla818]

i love that you have glitter and gems handy (:

... haha "handy" (; get it?...ha. ha. ha.

[tabas1]

You are a really funny and beautiful person. i don't usually go for the more flamboyant guys, but I find you very attractive. Bless your heart.

[shakie1828]

absolutely hilarious

[Tlelaxue]

What does the tattoo on your right bicep say?

[Rishtastic]

@Tlelaxue "fuiste mi bella traición que mató mi razón"

Because I am that much of a creep, Joe. Haha

[triskaideca13]

kinda sounded like a pedo at the end there

Just sayin

[kitchenflails]

"I'M PATRICIA"

[editswithno]

When you attempted to provide the octopus with a female voice... you just made it sound like a man...

[NathanRETROSPECTIVE]

Smeargle may have low base stats, but it makes an awesome baton passer, and an even awesomer 1 hit killer B)

[matchyoursocks]

Joe equals the cutest, even if he doesn't do emotions.

[whoshify]

hiltonm head island, NC?! I live there! Find me!

[hawknobility]

haha awesome turk...uh...octopus :)

[depolarized]

all of my facebook pictures are slightly sideways..............

[thunderwings90]

I wanna play some pokemon after school D:

[bakachew]

You need to do laundry? Your shirts really wrinkley. :)

[1daylate4now]

Yay your accent is back!

[dramageek4567]

The latest Surviving The World comic instantly reminded me of this vid. I would link it, but youtube won't let me :(

[Mrsir2]

I never thought there'd be a day that I'd see a 5 legged, bedazzled, glittery, thanksgiving octopus. 12 year old Joe is the best. Ever. :L

[goodboyturnsbadboy]

I LOVE PATRICIA

[Zonbie33]

awesome octopus! :D

[lormike]

Love the T-giving Octopus!

[billyfreitag]

haha. Henry's sister, Patricia! I LOVE it.

[mysexygameboy]

That is beautiful.

[iatemyhomework]

i love your octopus!

[gamarti14]

Love Patricia!

[HisTubes]

patricia haha

[charlieissojokezlike]

1:46 LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[allieSunl]

Happy Thanksgiving Joe!!! =)

[dramageek4567]

I LIVE IN SAVANNAH. Just saying.

Also, this is possibly one of my favorite videos of you. Haha happy thanksgiving!

[MrsxEdwardCullen96]

That made my day. XD I love you. lol. Have a great Thanksgiving :D <3

[iamemilyrosex]

Pentapus = )

[Diamondelight92]

What happened to Patricia's other three tentacles?

[TheK3lsinator]

I love Patricia. I think she should be featured more in your videos with Henry =D

[spacewhombus]

Your Thanksgiving "turkey" is most definitely my favorite. Love you! :)

[killerMFer]

yes i would like to play pokemon after school!

[autumnsfall25]

You are adorable. I love your glittery octopus.

[kassiehp0593]

I think it would be a Pentapus.

Cause there's only 5 appendages...

[IBleedSkittles89]

@kassiehp0593 OMG she is super sensitive on how she lost her other appendages so rude!

[friendoftheood18]

You're so cute!

[mypinkash]

I love you!

[Stupidkibbles3]

NOOO YOU'RE IN ATLANTA NOW?! ZzzZzZZ I left and I'm in St. Louis atm.

[Esoccer17]

haha win =D glitter= happiness for everyone

[hemeanseverything2me]

That's not Henry's sister... that's Henry in drag! =D

[dancertm]

I bet he picked up his turkey from Boone's Farm.

[sadieladyful]

how long have you had that tattoo on your arm? >.<

[specsCsims]

EVERYTHING is better with some glitter and some sequins.

[Rishtastic]

Hahahahahaha Oh my God I fucking love you Joe.

[LoveLongDistance128]

HAHAHA OMG. your funny :) im so glad i subscribed to you guys!

[invictusheart92]

You can't be thankful for friends... you don't HAVE friends... be honest with yourself and your viewers Joe. And I♥Patricia. She HAS friends.

[stealingcitylimits]

OMG I LIVE NEAR ATLANTA!!!!

AHHHHHHH!!!

I love you, Joseph :)

[Paladin1701]

you can never go wrong with glitter

[alabamashepdog]

Joe your vids are the Best of the whole channel !!!!!

[smilinchika]

I would absolutely love to play some pokemon after school

[pasta1017]

patricia is one hot mama

[emma0john]

I would play Pokemon with you after school!

[meow0meow7]

I was really hoping you would say the classic line, "Why is fucking Thanksgiving always on a fucking Thursday?"

Maybe next year.

[Misp0610]

dear god.

can I have your octopus? pleasepleasepleaseplease?! It is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen!

[redstapler22]

I just wanted to say that I think that you are wonderful. You are great and I hope that when you read this, you smile. Have a wonderful Thanksgiving!

[phoenix9ty]

Hope you have a safe trip. Please be careful on the roads. Happy Thanksgiving to all of you.

[ItsDianaSkye]

LOL that octopus only has 5 legs

[JJtheJaxartosaurus]

If all 12 year olds really sound like that I will kill myself now...

[heartsxcupcake]

" wanna play some pokemon after school?! "

hahah YES.

[123joost]

YES! I want to play pokemon with you all day long!

[fidget68]

Where are its other three legs? =0

[miguelhp1]

that's an octopusy, eww.

[qborg69]

You're creepy.

[gordogreat74]

With the bedazzle & eye shadow you could have made Lady Gobble. =:P

[madniklab]

i really enjoy watching evil joe. but happy joe just makes me smile :)

[KariBeriii]

PATRICIA! I love her... andthe answer to your question is yes, I would love to play pokemon after school <3

[RilesonMerskull]

You're the funniest out of the 5AG for sure. Be my best friend?

[doulikeamericanmusic]

lol i always look forward to thursday

[niknakpattiwak]

"The main BIRDen of being Thursday..."

[chuckyfreedomfries]

You are seriously one of the funniest people on youtube. I love you!

[TheBored711]

i thought you would be tankful for your dick!

[riguy81z]

I want to iron your shirt. or at least throw it in the dryer

[childinterrupted]

thank you! just thank you! i was really depressed before i watched this video and you tatally made my effing day!

and yes. i will deffinetly play pokemon with you! ^-^

[ThePianoChild]

Awesomesauce!

[TheRealSammich]

HAPPY THANKSGIVING! (:

[nu1soxi5490]

i have that shirt.

[augustanyday]

patricia is sooooo cute

[KitteyDrake]

you toootally looked like Ness in this video :D

[carrlozXemiliano]

did she loose the other hands cuz they got stuck in u know were? ;D

[sparkley1234]

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :)

[johnlysenko]

LOOOVE Patricia bahaha <3

[dennis6843]

Wauw! You're so happy in this video :-) Also, the way you say "burden" is very Arkansassy :-D

[garnelaf]

I'm really unsettled by your 12 year old impression. I feel morally questionable.

[NathanRETROSPECTIVE]

Joe, my EV trained smeargle team could kick your teams butt ;o

[disneykid1]

@NathanRETROSPECTIVE um, smeargle has like the lowest base stats i'm pretty sure. but whatever.

[IllogicalGenious]

): I thought you were serious. I would've played pokemon with you after school.

[Azukibeanuh]

I luffs eet <3

[Bleon2010]

Ahhh love that shirt!!! I bought it like a month ago :)))

[TeganES]

i swear ive seen Patricia in an MC hammer music video

[druidess22]

I'm really incapable of expressing my feelings

haha

[youareagetawaycar]

this is just beautiful.

i'm crying from laughing.

[notcalebkruzel]

70 peaounds?

[ItStartsToday2010]

I'm thankful for Staryu.

[firebluenew]

Joe your so cute. I'm thankful for you being on 5AG and being able to watch on Thursday

[PrairieBoy78]

That voice at the end was creepy ...

[josephjuvenile]

LMFAO! you are sooo cute Joe! I can't believe your older than me too, haha. And only YOU would make it into an octopus! lmao that was a sexy "turkey" ;)

Happy Thanksgiving!

[carmindyy]

you seem really happy in this video :) which makes *me* happy. so yay.

i'm gonna preorder your cd tomorrow, kay? i just worked and i'm working again this week, so i'll have enough money =] TOTES EXCITED

oh, p.s., i didn't know twelve year olds all had speech impediments which magically disappear by the time theyre 22? "hey guysh, wanna play pokemon after shkool?" haha

[pc9007]

OMG his sister only has 5 testicles I mean tentacles? poor Henry, I guess he won't have time to hang out with you any more if he has to take care of her

[matthew1915]

I'm thinking you need to iron that shirt!

[XandGunn]

I am freaking in love with the octopus. I want to train her and sick her on my enemies.

[Natureslayer]

You ALWAYS have to be the different one...

[WhiteNeko90]

lul

[weirdall51]

I don't know why, but you are my favourite person ever. Let's get married.

[carmindyy]

@weirdall51 i've seriously told some of my FRIENDS about him. friends who dont have a clue about 5ag or who dont even care about youtube at all. that's how much he's my favourite person.

[RobWantsMore31]

I expected your 'turkey' to be a stick figure since you were using your fingers as the template

[justinsane61c]

we were supposed to hang out in atl tonight :(

[disneykid1]

@justinsane61c sorry i wanted to hang out with my best friend i haven't seen in two years lol.

[justinsane61c]

@disneykid1 haha no worries. next time!

[Xxnicoroxxx]

Ur creepy but cute

[NICKR25]

I love you! Today is my birfday! Can you wish me a happy birfday on twitter?! @fucking_nick

[AnushaSamudra]

I think that your 12 year old boy impression kinda scared me. You kinda sounded like a 70 year old drunk man with a really high voice.