Tsouk My Breath Away

[PharodWormhair]

2:12

[njstilez]

2:28 zack from saved by the bell

[severrnijKGU]

its not that we hate him, he's such a rich source of internet meme.

[7iden]

wow 2:26 even Arnold wants a picture with him... cool..

[7iden]

Tsoukalicious baby!!

[rmisionero]

2:12 I think is what he means by an alien.

[RaIphLauren]

my penis cried a little bit

[ravensrock31]

I liek choc melik

[Videoplox]

A legend

[chosen1Imcoming]

Snookie + Rob Schneider = Giorgio

How did it even happen you ask..? Aliens bra... Ancient ass muthafukin' Aliens!!!!!

[KellyDawn]

Oh Giorgio, you glorious tanned Adonis, with your majestic lion's mane perfectly coiffed. I wish we were best friends so we could explore temples and pyramids together and swap alien theories over cigars and wine.

[SamuelJoaodaSuica]

Why does, his hair look like Vegeta's???

SAIYANS!!!

[SamuelJoaodaSuica]

How does he get pussy???

Chicks dig ALIENS bro...

[SamuelJoaodaSuica]

So get this...

They were Aliens...

But they were also OLD!!!

In fact, some would go as far as to say they were ANCIENT!!!

[SamuelJoaodaSuica]

I had to write an essay today on the guy I want to most be like when I grow up... I wrote down

"That Ancient Alien Guy from the History Channel"...

even though I just found out his name, He has always been my hero after I first saw him on TV... Greatest intellectual Crackhead ever...

[SamuelJoaodaSuica]

Every time he says Aliens his hair looks more like that of a crack head...

[jamesrumsey]

DOUCHEBAG

[xirvin92]

this is what happens when you give tv screen time to a fucking crystal meth addict

[SuckBoot]

this guy is such a troll

[GodfatherGaming1]

TOP GUN? ALIENS seriously!!!

[BeAnBeAn22]

weird. art bell from the kingdom of nye radio show on coast am talks about ufos and alien encounters a lot and this song is the main theme on his radio show. conspiracy? yes.

[SpearofOdin1]

Giorgio Tsoukalos pimping earth women sence 1973.

Payed with Anti gravity hair gell of the gods!

He once discovered an ancient stone of great power, "the pussy magnet"

[MaximilianMontesa]

He had me fooled. He looks so much like a delusional, nerdy, loser in the show. Yet in real life, he's a douchebag chick magnet? How is this even possible?

Aliens

[Wavedude21101]

Giorgio the ancient aliens guy with a girlfriend?

ALIENS.

[htiberian]

Arnold Schwarzenegger of course killed an alien with a log, so logically they should be friends.

[Tolly1616]

Giorgio had a bad hair day? Aliens. 

[d61045]

why is his hair always sticking up?

ALIENS.

[LookIntoHistory]

I want his life. or at least to see as much as he has.

[Thallod]

If Aliens visited Ancient civillians from along time ago then they must be from other planets.

Therefore... Ancient ALIENS!

[Aaidas2]

It's the hair! Srsly, it's awesome :D

[ukraina95]

youtube

an alien invention forgotten for centuries...

[LukeRech]

The thing about aliens is, they're ancient.

[dr3a4lyfe]

I love his hair...

[CapnDumpsterDiver]

does any one know how to contact him?? Serious Reply's only please.

[dudefrombelgium]

@CapnDumpsterDiver

Try calling Atlantis, someone's bound to know em there

[JediKnight012]

2:11 oh so he finally meets an alien

[dannyboy12357]

it looks like he is suspended upside down all the time

[baked4211]

4:01 

[Ibleedketchup]

How does he know so much about aliens?

Aliens.

[shaygahweh]

Escalators?

Aliens.

[alliesbeware]

I can not... stop... laughing. Thank you.

[0411mb]

Was making the video worth the pun?

[1rucrazy]

I think I love me too much! Get over yourself!

[vonsgu]

Elevators? Aliens

[TechnoRevolution100]

Shit my youtube is failing

Aliens.

[TheSuperkooz]

1:39 do you smell what tsouk is cookin'?

[baked4211]

just an example of what years and years of pcp can do

[QuikDJ]

00:48 "I run this shit"

[wiseye61]

This video? uploaded by aliens

[DaniJCast]

I would fuck the shit out of this guy.... why? Aliens.

[ozakisound]

at 3:13 it looks normal

ALIENS 

[Bamein]

HAWT!

[willystar777]

Giorgio forever! <3

[barbapapaland]

Why oh why am I watching this?

[B1o2e3rg4e5r6]

@barbapapaland Aliens.

[poopikins]

Thought the song was Paparazzi ._.

[andriaaam]

lmao the title got to me

[jamesarod2693]

he's a lot like Indiana Jones... not when he kicked ass; more like he was in the 4th movie

[yesthatbrentjacobson]

youve just been berlin-ed!

[KKSH2]

<3 Giorgio...

[jamiedarrens]

giorgio and a alien disliked this video.

[bna0001]

:06 is that a dude

[punkshaman]

@bna0001

Aliens.



[ZeldaFoxEars]

0:29 - look at the old lady in the bottom left. xD

[ninja9511]

if i could have hair like his...

[International72521]

He's a super saiyan.

[MarioSpeedWagon]

2:12 not going to say its aliens...but its aliens.

[TheBigFactor]

This ass has nothing on David Childress! VIVA #THECOLOSSALDAVIDCHILDRESS!

[0nfiyah]

lmao.. oh Giorgio <3

haha

[andriaaam]

0:29 , SUPER SAYIAN 99999

[whichonespink65]

My new hero

[orsadam]

I'm pretty sure he's alien. Saiyan to be exact :D

[jaydawg7]

Biggest payoff is @ 4:00 into the video but so worth it.

[sdav9262]

i love this so much

[rundebrains]

How does he get so many women?

ALIENS

[justin22seiko1]

biggest pimp

[stripes5150]

nice hair

[thegenrl]

nailing bitches n seeking the truth

[Vtechmega]

this is fucking hilarious

[coppatop]

I'm not saying it was aliens but....

IT WAS ALIENS!

[MrMayhemfan]

Was he posing with the Rock at the 1:40 mark?!?! Must have been Aliens....

[Cannabinol2]

and someone said porn was good for mastubating

[upakyou]

He is a PIMP

[TenouHaruka0]

O_O wtf this is awesome and hilarious at the same time

[mannster23]

This guy has no shame and no clue. wtf.

[MisterMemebase]

This video has dislikes? Aliens.

[immeister]

Giorgio, you're my hero.

[8triagrammer]

Tsouk can kick the shit out of Chuck Norris

[ShareYourUnderwear]

oh sweet jesus.

[ThisIsolatedRoom]

@ShareYourUnderwear hahahahaha you took the words right out of my mouth

[LethalPandaBear2]

LOLOOOOOOLOLOL



[poopmcscoopface]

0:29 No gel on this planet can support that hair... and if you replace gel with aliens you get

Aliens.

[GoldenCenturion]

@poopmcscoopface The only logical explanation: Aliens did his hair.

[mickys91]

what did i just watch?

[ThisIsolatedRoom]

@mickys91 he takes her breath away... its the result of an alien invasion

[corujafdp]

of course he gets laid. look at that hair.

[shiningbeans]

girl at 0:10 he met while shooting the porno assonaughts

[wojtuniakfrog]

this made me hard

[willlliw]

say what you want about the man, you can't deny the research he does

[PharodWormhair]

@willlliw Tell me about it. It's so hard to go visit archeological digs and claim aliens created/influenced them all.

[JerseyJersey100]

His hair is an easy target-but he kinda pulls it off.

[HardcoreAssKickinWiZ]

He's so sexy AND intelligent

[Doesumama]

Giorgio Tsoukalos uses hairspray made by aliens.

[andreiclawhammer]

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Ancient fucking ALIENS

[000TheZombie000]

what a fucking retard asshole.

[wojtuniakfrog]

@000TheZombie000 U m4d br0?

[Neonman78]

If there's any proof of the existence of aliens, it's Giorgio Tsoukalos.

[fathom26]

0:29 I thought giorgio's hair was crazy in ancient aliens but DAAAAAAAAAMN

[beatnikmgk]

Don't get me wrong I actually really like the guy...BUT WHAT IS WITH THE HAIR?

[Digian]

@beatnikmgk He would not be famous without the hair so he probably does it on purpose now, lol

Good on him for not being afraid of what people think, the guy's hypothetical questioning is great.

As soon as anybody gets famous talking about UFO's, people start trying to destroy them. Shame really.

[beatnikmgk]

@Digian Right! Look at Einsteins hair and we took HIM seriously!

[Digian]

@beatnikmgk Nice try if you believe Einstein was never ridiculed. The simple fact of life is if you say UFO, your career is mud. At least he has the balls to stand up, and wave his crazy hair around.

[beatnikmgk]

@Digian Oh my God! You made me laugh so hard..."wave his crazy hair around"...that was funny!!! And you are so right. Any "serious" scientist would be too terrified to say anything connecting himself to UFO's no matter what be actually believed, because as you said, his career would be over. Giorgio has the courage of his convictions, and a large following because of it. Well, that and the hair.

[jonibologna2012]

Thank you for making this. I LOVE GEORGIO. (TOO)

[Amerikaner2]

my pants spontaneously fell down when I watched this video. not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.

[PVPwarcraftologist]

if this guy would at least brush his hair and lay off the caffeine maybe i could take him more seriously on that Ancient Aliens show LOL

[beatnikmgk]

@PVPwarcraftologist Your comment made me laugh so hard I was crying!

[LargeFootedLad]

LOL

[AncientAlienTheorist]

Cocains a hell of a drug.

[newpageone]

oh damn, carla gugino? imma start doing my hair like that

[JerseyJersey100]

Pauly D bit off Giorgio ha

[JerseyJersey100]

goofeball probly gets laid

[HardcoreAssKickinWiZ]

@JerseyJersey100 Well he was a bodybuilder and had his own bodybuilding company.

[hungryhungrymetroid]

@JerseyJersey100 Must be aliens.

[rcm2680]

@JerseyJersey100 with the help of aliens

[carsonlstivers]

0:30 for hair of all hairs

[CUNTENFUCKER]

Berlin is in Germany, therfore Alien.

[dthibds]

LMAO!!!!!!!!

[SmokeDef007]

lmao i cant believe i just saw this whole video

[vicpalushaj]

LOL this guy is an alien. I hope he never makes first contact with aliens they will instantly destroy us.

[bybota01]

OMG, this is so hot!! He is so unique & tasty!

[IheartSweeneyT]

Why?

[ThisIsolatedRoom]

@IheartSweeneyT I'm not saying that its aliens but... it was aliens...