HD John Mayer kisses girl in Greensboro 2010

[jadecook12345heart]

i wanna do him. end of story.

[molleeonthemind]

I would have died!!!

[Dionn91]

the awkward moment when the audience of the videos are:

Female 13-17

Male  18-24

Male 25-34

and yes i'm part of that male. fuck.

[AnFraRoi97]

I SOOO want to be her. He`s amazing...

[06records]

background music is improvisation?

[karenZmusic]

i'm getting jealuos!

[ima1291]

he's so drunk in this video !!

[pharoah246]

My guess at these lyrics: Emily (is?)16 today She's gonna get it in the John Mayer way I'm gonna give her a kiss and say Happy Birthday Soon you'll have a Volkswagen Jetta And you'll have some ??? so grab your friends ??? Just because your friend has a car Doesn't make em cool You can take a taxi to the party You can take a bus to school Now keep in mind he's free styling so the lyrics might not make sense, and the goddamn crowd wont shut the fuck up so it's harder to hear him.

[karenn11jm]

IT'S NOT FAAAAAAAAAAIRRRRRR! i mean, i don't think that she knows what really is to chare stage with someone with that talent. probably she "likes" his music but only because he's cute. really musicians know the size of john's talent..

[pipeliningovertexas]

@karenn11jm totally agree im a guy and im not gay lol but totally admire his talent he has the best voice of anyone thats been in our studio, he never has to have his voice tampered with, he has a one of a kind mazing talent.

[yatah]

@pipeliningovertexas What studio do you work in?

[pharoah246]

2:05 She's begging him to do the rest, which apparently freaks John out.

[goraeuskadiRuisko]

@pharoah246 what rest? x)

[ManosOfTerra]

At 2:00 she is probably screaming "Let me marry you!"

[brycemusic]

@ManosOfTerra She says "I love you SO much!"

[beanybudd]

The f*ck. I'm 18, in college, and haven't even had my first real kiss yet. People may say I have high standards, but come on. Would I rather smooch a red neck or that man over there that happens to do the "wrap around your finger dance" whilst frolicking around a 16 year old girl.

I'm legal so he could actually kiss-kiss me.... Goat damn.

[Danklin24]

She went home and masturbated after this

[Danklin24]

first kiss my ass

[ZebraFlash]

I think I'd pee myself if I was her.

[19stuckey]

this is so funny



[itsachickenwiththing]

Best day of her life.

[LadyVintage3]

I Think He Kissed Her Just To Make Her Shut Up ;L<3

[michelleidalo]

while she was clinging on to him i bet she was saying, you can fuck me right now. let's go.

[DuTreyPont]

im so jelouse

[spelldiana]

SHE IS SO LUCKY!!!!!

[yukasagara]

fuck you, im jealous

[Imthebestalive]

hahahaha..no comment, but she's lucky

[leticiaboaventura]

NÃO CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[CrunchyFanatic2009]

Oh my god, I'm not gay. But if John Mayer Kissed me I'd never let go. :)) -3

[Mackulay]

that girl should be wet xD

[SarahKathleen22]

Hahahahaha, he looks so scared when she's clinging to him! Haha

[MisterMammoth]

I love the way John says "Oh..." when the girl says she loves him :P

[Jyobaloria]

this dude is hilarious



[KOFsMaCK]

Emily has the head of a 40 year old man.

[Jamsessionroom1337]

@KOFsMaCK i can smell the hate coming out of your ovaries,

[KOFsMaCK]

@Jamsessionroom1337 Which is pretty accomplished since I'm a guy, yeah?

[314fearless]

@KOFsMaCK haha somebody's jealous of emily. shes gorgeous.

[deutschbog]

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDAMITT!

[MarkjBell1991]

He's an absolute hero!

[shapltu]

@MarkjBell1991 +1

[shapltu]

What he's singing?

[wtfeezey]

@shapltu i actually think hes freestyling haha

[shapltu]

@wtfeezey Ofc he's freestyling, but what he's saying? I need these words to sing when I watch this video!! haha

[SanaKamranButt]

its gonna get real real real real realrealrealrealrealrealrealre­al weird :D :D :D :D

[zombych1]

I was there and I died laughing. He is hillarious!

[kodatastical]

John, why don't you take a seat right there.

[hjalmarBuoi]

@kodatastical i lold

[msmitty12392]

@kodatastical i lold so fucking hard at that

[bjornhelge97]

In the start she looks like she had an orgasm!

[lobna640]

@bjornhelge97

loooooooool

u killed me man

[chandlerherbert2]

I am impressed with this awesome talent.

[Superdracula]

Haha you could totally see her mouth the words "I love you so much"

[Superdracula]

Haha you could totally see her mouth the words "I love you so much"

[hailmary7283]

Hi John i'm Chris Hansen Dateline.

[joeyparker123]

SHE IS THE LUCKIEST GIRL ON EARTH.

[gabriell16bishop]

why do 16 year old american girls look like moms?

[jayZ006]

@gabriell16bishop mtv?

[retroguy02]

@gabriell16bishop Probably cause she is a teenage mother. A 16-year-old with such raging hormones shows all the classic symptoms of a certain psychosexual condition known as "being a slut who'll take any guy's sperm in her"

[spreadingSilencex6]

@gabriell16bishop because the pretty much are moms.

[advili66]

@gabriell16bishop

so true !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[romani63]

@gabriell16bishop because we like milfs.

[goraeuskadiRuisko]

@gabriell16bishop HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA ohh no! is beautiful! x)

[SuperGamer87]

@gabriell16bishop You've clearly never been to L.A. before.

[MarideMedeirosLessa]

Girl: "I love you...I love you so much!" and I suppose that John was thinking: "Ok, but...You can go now and let me end my show?" This scene was so funny! Hahaha

[jprg12]

I'm a guy and if John Mayer kissed me, I would've shat myself

[MagicMusic3]

he is like 9 feet taller than her

[iamthenewkid]

he's so wasted haha...i love this guy

[Sinfire3XC]

Livin legend

[Sinfire3XC]

Hahaha he's a legend

[Cloudz2789]

Where the fucks my kiss?

[gaiolinn]

I'm a guy and I want Mayer to do the Rain Dance around me too.

I'm also ok with the kiss.

[MrsBenaglio]

lucky bitch. damn :') haha. shes beautiful. i wish i was her. :D

[gaiolinn]

@MrsBenaglio Jealous bitch.

[cristiano4music]

Beautiful girl

[OhMyFunsize]

0:50 thumbs up for awesome mayer dance!

[d26s10]

LOL I think John gets freaked out after the kiss..he's like ok let go of my hands now!

[gaiolinn]

She came 4327432 times

[ankennk]

JEALOUS!!!!

[marcustayble]

HAHAHAHA OMG AWESOME FUCK DAMN THAT IS ONE LUCKY GIRL!!!

[quincywho]

damn he is so hottttt

[Danklin24]

John looks a little freaked out when the girl starts grabbing him. Like she's yelling at him or something. And what about a lip kiss? Pussy

[DonRMB]

@Danklin24 She was 16... That's jail time man..

[jasminesherrell]

that just made me melt!

[RicardoEstevesMusic]

I'm a guy and I wish I was her!

[brandodeano3]

@RicardoEstevesMusic This comment was the first time I have actually laughed out loud because of a comment online - in recent memory. touche.

[RicardoEstevesMusic]

@brandodeano3 Well, thank you!

[gaiolinn]

@RicardoEstevesMusic LOL que grizo.

[ENMather319]

He's such a wonderful individual. (:

[allowaa69]

what song is he singing?

[polarbearsrme]

I would so do this to Alexis if John Mayer were playing in Country!! Or if Taylor Lautner wolf guy was shooting in this area I would so makes something like this happen for her 16th!!! What a great bday gift, I would be the bestest mommy EVER, but hey it's the thought that counts right?? So I wish I could do this for you Boo!! Happy Sweet 16 B~day Boo, I love you!

[sheslike7]

can anyone write me the words of this improvisation please

[theorhcp]

This video is priceless, first because it's funny to see how much this man is awesome and so cool, but also because the music is so good ! at @1:20 his improvisation is fucking awesome. I love this man.

[konatown5]

Funny thing is, most of the people in the audience have no idea who Sting is or the song he's talking about.

[DavidCookFan146]

OMGG. I would just die right there of a heart attack. Hes JOHN MAYER. next time i go to his concert, i better be kissed. <3

[cillebabzz]

I wish it was me

[tylerdwells]

I wonder if I held a sign for my sweet 18th he would kiss me... Lets not leave the guys out right?

[gerdoyle]

What she did when she got home was took a sample of his saliva, she's now gonna spend the rest of her life creating the John Mayer clone. :P

[alteco123123123]

ohhh johnn!!!you pedo! :)

[12luiguti]

mayer rules

[darkblueeeeeexD]

@ryan549871 that's so true I would've done the saaaaaame thing :)

[reebee12345]

hahhaahah

[RKSherenii]

Anybody lip read what she was saying to him?!

[GreenTangerineband]

@RKSherenii Thank you so much, so much, you have no idea.... Then she started getting crazy... I think john sensed it, acted like he was gonna give her a hug then instead led her back off stage lol

[phatfieldguitar]

@GreenTangerineband No its, thank you, thank you! I love you soo much, you have no idea! And then she turns away and I can't see

[phatfieldguitar]

@RKSherenii Thank you, thank you! I love you soo much, you have no idea! And then she turns away and I can't see

[PhilosopherOnWeed]

@phatfieldguitar No she says: ''I'd love you to bang the living hell out of me...''

[phatfieldguitar]

@PhilosopherOnWeed No, I don't think so.

[kimberly1450]

I would hang on to and i am 28! haha

[littlemisswhitewaves]

oh come on! you're kidding me. it was my birthday too. dammit.

[littlemisswhitewaves]

oh come on! you're kidding me. it was my birthday too. dammit.

[england716]

This is in hi Winter Tour Battle Studies video with Edge of desire, lucky girl!

[kohai2000]

i was here!

[kimberly1450]

this is too funny but would have probably done the same and worse at 16 ! 

[333Jonh]

Fuck John Mayer sucks balls If I see his racist ass imma kill him

[spencerwincer181]

@333Jonh how is he racist?

[vivalaking]

@333Jonh he's not racist. Hes been firting around with Alicia Keys for ages.

[lllzehcnaslll]

@vivalaking that is so right but people don't understand that he's a sarcasm god

[suzyalex20]

He's too cute...I don't understand everything he's singing, but I get it's only silly stuff...but damn, he can make silly sound good...such a smooth voice...especially the way he sings happy birthday! That was beautiful!

[o0Shawna0o]

I freakin LOVE this video!!  Thank you for posting this!! :) :)

[jakeeeeeeers]

@o0Shawna0o no problem!

[jdogsguitar]

I wish i could understand the words he is singing.

[hersheykissie12]

I laugh every time at the end of this at the way she holds onto his bicep when he walks her off stage hahaha

[princessyouyouyou]

I wish i was her

[easty7]

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[phaner79]

I think its hilarious how he holds her back arms length, thinking shes going to go psycho on him....hahaha

[cloud9skimmer]

this camera is amazing what kind is it?

[yesitsalexandra]

When i was there i was like right behind this chick. I screamed let him go! ahahah she was so weird. I think she was the creeper. ;o

[ryan549871]

@yesitsalexandra okay seriously, she is a 16 year old girl who got called on stage by this awesome rock star so he could kiss her. Can you blame her for holding onto him? so many girls would have done worse. That doesn't make her weird or a creeper, she is just like any other 16 year old. Don't hate!

[yesitsalexandra]

@ryan549871 well she is 16 so i think she would have a little more sense. i wouldnt held on to him, because then i would have looked stupid, & im 14.

[ryan549871]

@yesitsalexandra you say that now, but if you were actually put in that situation like she was, you would have done the exact same thing, maybe even worse. You are probably just jealous of her, thats why you feel the need to post mean comments.

[yesitsalexandra]

@ryan549871 oh yeah. you got me, thats exactly it. *cough*

[HLswimgoheels]

@yesitsalexandra i couldn't agree with ryan549871 more. Why are you 14 and on youtube? shouldn't be studying or playing on the playground or something? Don't even try to hate on this girl, she was so excited and was obviously a huge fan. So stop being mean alexandra. Go fly a kite or something.....

[yesitsalexandra]

@HLswimgoheels actually, i did go fly a kite. and anyways, i wasn't trying to be mean i was just saying that it was kind of creepy, so get over it.

[cashmoneyvagrant666]

@ryan549871 dude im a grown ass man and if john mayer did that for me i'd hold on to him too.

[McGovP]

@ryan549871 im a straight guy and i would have held onto him :)

[xiomararbdrebels]

@ryan549871 Ha! You got that right I would've jumped on him and dropped him to the floor haha! ;P

[CaptainXLB]

oh my goodness.. his "string wrapped around your finger" dance.. so weird and oddly charming

[MoviesinMaking]

Ohh and this girl was sitting at the end of our row just awesome concert

[MoviesinMaking]

Omg i was there it was probably the most exciting night of my life it was awesome

[marshaba]

The whole audience was afraid this girl would never let go of him after this moment...it was just too much!

[MannyAreDee]

John Mayer is too awesome for words