Jesus will survive

[SirDakkalot]

So when do the four horsemen show up?

[supervaginareturns]

FUCK JESUS HAIL SATAN. IN LIKE PORN

[EmoDragon66]

Why does jesus sound like a woman??

[hecate55]

I have seen this so many times, I thought I should finally get around to subscribing.

No doubt this will offend some people, but.................LOL!

[kvk4life]

i am cristen but i am young so i like this vid (GOD please forgive me!!)

[kuri91akr]

im so sad how the hell the people are so stupid and so ignorant this is so wrong whoever did this video will burn in the hell for the eternity

[RyvernRaigon]

this is soo wrong,but it was funny as hell xD,and geez it's just a joke

[raven2knight]

hahaha priceless;)

[killerponcho123]

What's wrong with you?

[dakradelfall]

u r sooo fucking racist i am christian!!!

[nocheinweizen]

relax dude you can still quit that.

[monkeyfACE6911123]

dude not racisim secteairinism

[darthcrowe]

awsome

[olemissman2012]

Man this is a very bad song how can any of you like this? It is making fun of our Lord Jesus Christ who created every single one of you so you could do this but I don't care if you want to burn in hell that's fine with me.

[GuitarzLover]

man.. shut up

[gamefreaks18]

lmfao!!!

[silkydraws]

I bet that wasn't really Jesus.

[kattylovesjesus]

oh well NAH

[owens10101]

accept vid pesponce please x

[owens10101]

my viersion is better

[darlingmax]

Hilarious ...

[starbound12902]

hahahahahahaha wow I LOVE IT STILL EVEN AFTER IVE SEEN IT A BAGILLION TIMES ROTFLMAO!!

oh and all yall raggin on this great piece of art

GOD HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR HELLO? THE PLATYPUS? I MEAN COME ON A MAMMAL THAT LAYS EGGS hilarious!!! and what about dodo birds? their funny lookin and also REPUBLICANS haha so funny j/k about the republicans nobody is perfect

[mmm12]

oh myGod help me!!

i cant stop laughing

[killerdeliveryboy]

o man im going to hell, cause haha that was freakin funny

[ViperDrifter]

my god, u people are gay

[cardiotube]

uoiiuyoiuyi Funny thing haha gogogaga

[dalexbra]

It's fucking funny. The most funniest movie about Jesus I've ever seen.

[robinho179]

lmfao!!! faking funny jezus lol but uhh dotn be noobishc:P lol kidding it faking nice :P i mean that end:P

[cringedragon]

thank you.... finally someone who reveals the facts

[christian1892]

aSHAushaUSHaushaU que coñazo le dieron jajaja q verga tan loca :P

[decokb]

If some of you are so offended by this piece of comedy why don't you do the christian thing and forgive the film maker?? Faith without works is dead etc

Funny as fuck though

[1337ShadowChaos]

Would you forgive someone while that person isn't sorry and would do it again anytime? Would you even have a reason to forgive him?

Really, if someone would do something to me l would not forgive him until he at least stops with doing it.

But l am not offended, so do not have worrys. A_A

[cringedragon]

yeah, its just a freakin vid, watch it, then forget about it.....

[1337ShadowChaos]

"In this video mocking and killing Jesus is humor. But if it were mocking and killing a homosexual it would be called a hate crime. "

Actually, he has a point.... If it was about a gay you would probably not say "its just a freaking vid" but when it is about somehting that mocks other kind of people it is okay.

So racism against gays isn't allowed but against Christians is?

Ah well, it still is funny.... I am just thinking that packrat23456 has a point.

[cringedragon]

i guess you have a point, but i still don't think i would've reacted any different...

[SHFUTS]

i gay would of laughed and these people probably arent christian so you know go fuck yourself and all that

[madastonniesuh]

lmao!

[OoOJakeOoO]

Oh MY DAYS THAT WAS FUNNY

[KShizZleyo]

Lmfao

[surfershikamaru]

someone lost a bet

[PojkiMouse]

Hey I like this! :-) Maybye it makes fun of god, but who cares about that, the vid is cool :-D

[borntwice872]

what? where is there respect for God??!!! whoever made this should repent immediatly and take this off :(

[sayhey666]

omg man get over it it's only in good fun god is a loving and for giving person he will get over it beside's he prob find's it funny him self lol

[borntwice872]

God (capitolized) doesn't simply dismiss sin. you are either forgiven, or condemned. and no, i dont think He (capitolized) finds ppl mocking Him (capitolized again) funny

[sayhey666]

man dont prich lol this is all in good fun i mean ( all in god fun ) lol man fuck all this god that god this othere we see him at the gate's or not i still love this and I think it's fucking funny as!! lmfao nice work to who ever made it lol

[RoseBlossomGul]

y r u making fun of jesus? :<

[waynep2]

This is brillant the first time me and my cuson had the giggles

[pink2delusion]

lol

[WingedFoxX]

XDDD

[MoeSlitz]

Funny stuff!

[se7endreams]

never gets old, lmao

[Kyorihart]

forgive and forget,

whoever did this video will get his retribution.

i admit although i hate it, i can't do a thing about it too

[OmnesExeunt]

Haha, excellent. Truly, truly excellent.

[Intachi]

I LOVE this video!! hates jesus and everythin'!!

[starrgzer3]

Byorp is a Bud light chugging dumb ass religious fanatic who loves the sound of his own voice. He is a racist, a bigot, and lastly but certainly not least, a complete fucking idiot. 'yes, please ignore all homophobic or otherwise ridiculous comments' jackass

[yourworstnightmare30]

ha funny

[byorp]

hola

[musicjaygirl]

eeerr allow this man shve next time plz!!! no one will get attracted 2 u if u thing tuff luck

[DasFahrt]

do you even live in america? you are sadly mistaken. Americans don't think of EVERY SINGLE country lesser than US, and we only steal recourses from Iraq because of george bush, if you actually studied in your THIRD WORLD schools that WE send money and supplies over for you would shut the fuck up right now. WE STARTED OUT AS NOTHING, BROKE AWAY FROM THE MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AT THAT TIME AND OCCUPIED ITS PLACE, GET IT RIGHT AND STOP MAKING RETARDED ASSUMPTIONS.

[MaguiNightmare]

Hey man...part of what you say is right (the fact that none of you should be pointed because of you president's decisions). But, only for you to know, our "third world schools" are as good as yours, and for you to know, giving ressources to us is not the only thing that your president(s) do "for us". Please lets try to understand the facts forgetting our only side...thinking as a planet and not as a country. None of our countries is inocent of nothing.

[tviksas]

LOL :D

[ChrisMargM]

Very creative! I think God would get a good laugh from it, too!

[evkaevka]

u know what....go to hell, daddy will be glad...

[xxdxxscimxx]

wos he ment to be run over?

[LuisBusca]

Hahahah, that was wicked.

[luvinbigbrother]

well it's just that person's opinion and no need 2 b rude manchesterDon !

[TheGudmen]

Ha ha ha ha ha. Love the ending hilarious.

[123pink1234]

banter u go jesus u the man

[ricardojurca]

Seus infieis!Onde já se viu? Jesus Cristo never sing this horrible music... He, com certeza, iria preferir: YMCA!...rsssssssss (I'm sorry; my inglish is very bad. I'm speak portuguese only!)

[VolcanicRatsBum]

read the bible

[TouzokuKami]

No thx.

[rlndgoerignoie]

if you love jesus so much, why are you cussing like everyone word..or almost

[crazycells12]

ıs he sure that he will survive?

[0incorporeal]

That's not funny, and it's really a waste of my time watching it. I can see why it offends people, and it is in bad taste. P.S. Jesus = fictional.

[theryan244]

i gusse its ok, and other people who thouhgt that this was bad 4 jesus cmon its just a movie!

[Cerealkiller050]

How is this Disgraceful?? It said HE WILL SURVIVE!! hahaha, pretty funny.

[BlackestIncarnation6]

fuck the jesus : )

[byorp]

fuck you and your mom, Blacke...

[BlackestIncarnation6]

haha dude, go ahead, fuck my mom. shes a goddamn slut. if actually had the honor of seeing you or jesus. id slit your fucking throat and leave you for dead in an alley you bastard.

[byorp]

no, you will just suck my cock, idiot, get lost.

[BlackestIncarnation6]

haha iv seen you say that to many people kid. god doesnt like homo's too much. id watch out for lighting!

[byorp]

She may well be a slut if you are her son, but I'm not interested in your biographical details. Get lost idiot.

[byorp]

Ignore my previous messages, Blacke... May God have mercy for you, and for your mom and family.

[philanselmoxxx]

u have to apologise to put this video

[TouzokuKami]

You make me laugh.

[dark282]

hehehehehehehe..

[tuputam]

hehehe

[conchubar2]

who was driving the bus?

[NaikoroAbarai]

That's a disgrace to Catholics!!!!

[TouzokuKami]

Duh

[kph2pt0]

it's a disgrace to a lot more than catholics!

DUDE THAT WAS THE ABSOLUTE BEST!!!

[AssassinNetwork]

Ew, I didn't know Jesus was gay...

[BlackFireRain]

THAT'S SO FUNNY!!!

[ARC805]

Jesus was a gay hairy man? fuckin knew it!

[airfrontman]

lol !

[byorp]

No, Iou are, ARC idiot

[Cin143dy]

that was awsome!!

he shuld die again

though shalt see Jesus run over by a bus.

[byorp]

Instead of writing this better keep silent.

[tooleyyxo]

that totally wasnt funny.

[archbishopjabber]

I watch this whenever I feel sad and it makes me happy.

[musicman9897]

haha, this is such an amazing video, and ya, shudup ho's

[boxerbhai99]

shutn the fuk up plz, dont giv us a lecture, we just wanna see the guy christinas think is the son of god get run over

[666satanluvr]

hahahahahaha kill him again!!!

[alchemyfreak3]

xdddddddddddd!!!

[ghgfhjgd]

wtf?

[ArchiAngel]

Hell is a mistranslation of grave or ground or earth or dead. It's also the name of the Finnish Goddess of Death (Hel) that would lock away the dead for all eternity that the other gods didn't want as servants. Satan means "Doubter", and story of the Rebel Angels and their leadr beiong thrown down to earth (cast into Hell) is written in the Revelations...in other words 'Future tense'.

[ArabianStig]

funny yet wrong

[redkiller123]

Eh..Funny..But..ITS Realigious..HAHAHAHAHAHA

[SyntheticCFM]

MMM FUCKK FUCK FUCK FUCK. Jesus . CUNT LICKER!!! How COULD YOU POST A VIDEO!

lol I liked it

[byorp]

fuck your mother, syntheticCFM

[ZeNiDaS]

cristo y mis bolas, asi de simple jodido gringito si te choka no veas y dejas asi de amanerarte por algo tan simple como eso...maldito rupestre...T KB EL SALAME :D

[PotterPhantom]

calm down everyone its just a joke. Its not like anyone really believes in this (if they do they need an appointment) anyway, its just a fake video. its not like you'll go to hell for watching this fake joke. calm down. I mean rly.

[dicknut17]

Regardless of the merit of this video, I have to say that the comments here are hilarious! What kind of "believer" scours YouTube hoping to find morally redeeming stuff? You're only gonna find stuff like turtles fucking each other and Jesus taking a dump. Enjoy it!

[pecenka]

this is LIEK EXSTRAMLY HILLARIOUS!!!

[knate08]

Christianity makes me giggle.

[BendixX69]

jajajajajajajajajajaj RELIGIOSOS RECULIAOS

wajajaja

[TeejVarell]

This made me laugh so much.

ah man..jesus and a bus.

hey asshole being gay, he didn't get hit by a bus FYI, he was pixelated in, so really..no harm done. get over it. =D

[ZassouGita]

if you don't like this video then, don't watch it. You're making fools of yourself...and don't curse

[mgolobay]

Hehehehehee.... Here was a guy who never married and spent all of his time with twelve other bearded, swarthy, hairy men clothed only in robes and the cultists here are horrified at an image of him camping it up. Comedy gold.  Keep it coming fundies.

[ArchiAngel]

Jewish Tradition stated that only the Mother, the Wife, or the Sister of the deceased was allowed visit the grave to apply the herbs and such to the body. The Angel Appeared to Mary Magnopline that wasn't Jesus's Blood Sister or his mother. Aslo God's first commandment was "be fruitful and Multply" so Jesus staying Chaste and Celebate would have been a bad example Do the Math.

[Killthesmiley]

wow...

well jesus didn't bless you with the ability to spell...you should be pissed at him

[tigerstripes12]

hey...that was funny but dont make fun of jesus that way...you hear me?

[TruthMonkey]

It's a video for mobile phones. And if you are a christian then you never write such words infront of kids who might be reading it! No, I am not a christian.

[sexpuppetsandmonkeys]

90% of you are retarded spoon fed Christians with no sense of humor.

seriously.

grow up. You don't have to watch it, so don't. go pray or something.

[jeska9387]

It was cute and funny until the bus. That was just stupid. I liked the video until that, but now I completely despise it. That is not funny.

[potentpotables]

But that's the beauty of irony, isn't it?

[hugoTHEpudim]

haha muito bom!

[Escuro]

TAKE A CHILL PILL, people make jokes about religion 24/7 but then you decide to look all great and randomly become a bible humper, you post a hate reply... Get a life, this video is win.

[last1000]

dumass

[botch12]

bitch

[EldoranLagoon]

how about you?! you did this right! did anyone who wants this video! will have a Sexrayita! right! hey!!!! what the hell did I'm doing?! how those of you guys how making fun of Satan! will have! Satanlitari! get it?! Satanlitari! hahaahahahahaha! holy jesus who die! holy to the America Sexrayita!!! THAT'S MY JOKE YO! I KILL THE SHRIT! DID YOU THINK I SEXYARITA! I'M GONNA HAVE A SEXYARITA I WILL NOT SURVIVE! YOU LOVE THIS JOKE! RIGHT! albertomf

[EldoranLagoon]

how about you?! you did this right! did anyone who wants this video! will have a Sexrayita! right! hey!!!! what the hell did I'm doing?! how those of you guys how making fun of Satan! will have! Satanlitari! get it?! Satanlitari! hahaahahahahaha! holy jesus who die! holy to the America Sexrayita!!!

[denali1]

hmmm i liked this so much ive watched it twelve times in counting

[LastCokeInTheDesert]

Jesus got PWNED! Poor bastard

[E5861E]

omg this is soo bad but hilarious! i think that whoever is offended by this.. come on jesus can take a joke!!! i am also a christian by i no hes laughing 2 so yeah.. anyways i luv this !!!

[simbasei]

very loool

[droperosthia]

LOOOOOOOOOOL

[KremeDeMentia]

to all those offended: sticks and stones may break bones, but tiny videos will never hurt the creator of the universe. besides, he just has to turn all the cheeks on his body, just like he tells others to do..

[GreenGoddessOfNighma]

THAT WAS SOOO FUNNY!! I liked the end when Jesus died *shrugs* I'm not a satanist unlike doctorlew..I just don't believe n a higher power thats all :)

[weeliamcee]

I am actually confused to whether say that is sick or funny. . . . I think that it is rather immoral only jkz its hilarious hahaha

[correodeadolfo]

Well...

[Xonimi]

Wow, public semi-nudity. I just love the way people look at him.

[punkisgod]

did anyone actually believe that jesus was run over by a

bus then?

[Edal1]

JEsus is my main man!

[foxboy1]

Now if we did that to Mohamad we would have people killed...

You can put Jesus on a pickle jar and that's okay.

Come on Muslum people, it's only someone elses opinion! SO WHAT?

[Stoise]

It's not all muslims though is it? you get Christain fundamentalists in exactly the same way as Islamic ones - and those christain people would be massiveley offended at this video.

[foxboy1]

No, of course it not, but there are many who would kill others over a cartoon, this is pretty sad. No, I don't believe fundamentalists Christians would wish to kill anyone over any thought process. Yes, they would be offended, but not therefore become killers or murderers, there's a big difference there, my friend. Anyway, this is not about Mohammad. My point was that we are a pretty tolerant society, bad taste and all. Is this good for a society? I have not the answer.

[Roxie568]

lol funny

[xiaoxiao19]

at the end is a fake(I think).Anyways, it is funny.

[patomaiden]

Oh yeah Fuck me Jesus!

Great video! Screw those christies...

[byorp]

Fuck your mother, idiot whore "patomaiden"

[LordsLight]

Holy Jesus..that is really bad and not funny at all how it ENDED.

[Youaremylife]

OMFG it's so freaking funny! kinda disrespected to the christians but it's niot the whole "kill jesus" thing I laughed at, it was the actor, he's so funny xD

[electricxtorix]

xD funny!!! It always cracks me up!

[tiagobatalha]

puta q pariu!!! issu é um pecado horrrendo!! isso é blasfêmia!! cuidado cara o salário do pecado é a morte!!

[dsntgy00]

shows disrespect

[Tsunio]

This is a horrible video. Blasphemy anyone?

[DashingZero]

porkeria de video!!! porq no grabas a tu vieja haciendo eso !!!

[bougabouga]

lolllllllllll my favorite part is when he hits the guy with his ass

[paulconrad]

I was laughing up until I spewed Mtn Dew all over my monitor. This is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

[smalichic]

Classic! LMFAO

[Blondcookie24]

LAUGHING MY ASS OFF! THIS IS HILARIOUS

[parvpatil]

lmfao i love it! :P

[KailzIsOmg]

I love this video.

[mrjosephranchez]

pike si jesus!!! parang si justin gonzalez!!!!

[DevilsDiamond]

....shut up gay

[Davpronk]

hahaha i love his sexy body movements....NOT

[Pandemoniumsk8er88]

i dont care who u are and what religion u believe thats funny as hell

[KingLeroy]

This is hilarious! The guy is a bit too thick to play Jesus, but that makes it even funnier! Love it!