Shit People Say To DJs

[Smaiin92]

1:09 IS THAT A FUCKING NINJA TURTLE BALLOON ? 

[casperiito]

"i feel like we just had sex duuuuuuude" lmao

[kovacks2280]

holy shit this is me every night. epic

[pussyass300]

LMFAO

[nelliot628]

This video is well edited to the beat

[KlyptoSounds]

Hey Your my dad

[SweatyLama]

last time i played i got this classic girl comming up "Can you play some house?!". I was like "no way, now scram." abit douchie maybe but you get tierd.. specially when it says on the flyer that ima play dubstep..

[aspenwagon04]

shot and directed huh? go to school kids.

[Karenwise69]

check out ---> shit girls say to police lol

[themeaningofputz]

Dude this channel has some incredibly funny videos, I gotta say this is ok, but check out there other stuff. Damn my sides have been hurting from laughin so hard

[jesusismagic106]

@themeaningofputz haha yea, but I don't like how they make fun of jesus

[rustofki]

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[junkies1111]

Wtf! Never heard this shit before...

[mihaiuuuu]

Ati venit aici din cauza 10 LUCRURI?:))

[Remedy21]

@Djneontothemix True!! Never!

[Remedy21]

I must be dj'n at the wrong spots cuz no one has EVER asked me ANY OF THOSE THINGS. lame ass video!

[Djneontothemix]

i am a dj and they do not say any of the stuff

[DeejayDUMO]

hahhahaha...... LOL @ that guy who said "can you go to my soundcloud and play my mix?"

[SomethingNewNow]

so true... but what about the hot chick that pukes in your crate of vinyl? those were the days lol...

Mix Master Ace

Since 1983

[djdamhsa]

Tracklist?

[TheWordsmithjr]

@djdamhsa ?

[DJCataract]

Win :D

[PURAHOUSEDERESTREPO]

Ron Paul 2012!!!! lol seriously though google this man.

[EbClectic]

It's why i always got my minders around me tossing MFs back on the dance floor.

[DJFitness919]

Girl: I don't like house music, play something else, please.

Me: Oh thank you for asking politely, answer's still no, fuck off you filthy hipster.

[kiDchemical]

I ask them "why don't you write/perform your own music, with the amazing abundance of digital audio tools (many free)? Also, why do you receive so much praise and credit for someone else's art? Just kidding (sort of).

[madtired]

@kiDchemical I'd say- "why are you here?"

[Bfdproductions2012]

So, you work at chipotle? Check out shit people say at concerts, nice video btw

[RobotAndTheDEAMON]

It's funny because it's true

[anatol13]

"ef ai (wobble) gif yu mai smartfon (wobble), kan yyu (wobble) puag ih en n (wobble) pwai a son fo mi?"

-Idiots

[ELREYDELABULLA]

Whem I'm playing a spanish set..."xcuse me! can you play english music? Yes, what kind? English! Yes, but what type, song, genra or rithym?... English! I play a gospel song and I point out to the stupid bicht that requested english music!

[knobgoblenator]

this has too be staged lol there cant be that many stupid fuckin people in one club...funny shit though

[Gibbons3000]

can you play something less rhythmic?

[curlyfrykiller24]

ill giv u sum weed if u play sum dubstep...LOL!!!

[xxIluvyouguysxx]

PENIS BALLOON.

[TheSpeedy49]

Whats The Namee Of The Last Song? O:

[DJStatyk]

12 Year old girl: Can you play Justin bieber skrillex remix? Me: SECCURRITYYY!!!!!!!!!

[avinocicciotto]

0:11 guy. i hate it

[jernellerosales]

Bwahahahaha! They must hate me @the Loft

[area6music]

SO TRUE

[DjNocturnal916]

Really!?! lol

[TheDjHarlock]

I love the guy with the high-five "you're the shit man" That one's pretty true, but I respect it, even if half the time it's drunken ass-kissing.

[hollyrayexo]

"can you play some ghetto shit, just like that, that, dirty, ghetto shit!"

[f0rms]

If one more person says "can you play something good?" without even specifying a genre, i'm going to go mental.

[demetrasettle]

"Don't you work at Chipotle?!?!"

[Dustalicious1]

got any kylie?

[RemixXFX]

I shit you not as well this is a true story, I had a dubstep set and I threw in some drum and bass mixed in with some hip hop, so it turned kinda like halftime and shit was packing, everybody throwing down and suddenly a dude walks up to me and he says "Can you please get the tempo down, I'm feeling a bit dizzy", I play a bit of dubstep, some xKore and Noisia and suddenly the same dude walks up to me, hands over a spliff and says "Now turn the tempo up", so I did and he fucking threw up blood.

[Thedreamycatcher]

@RemixXFX What The! Whaaaa..........

[MakinaDeMuerte]

@RemixXFX cool story bro

[TheKennyz666]

The 15 dislikers r the people who ask the DJ to play Justin Bieber... :D

[AdamAint]

@TheSpinologist it's unreleased SHK THT material, check out the soundcloud for updates. Thanks for watching/listening

[PinkWolfieLove]

Can you play that song that goes BUM BUM BUM BUM DADADADADADADA?

[heresthegoodpart]

Aside from is the knob hard to turn, I haven't said anything like this. Mostly I just stare and ask what switches do. But I'm afraid to touch it, so the fun ends there.

That's what she said.

[IamJRico]

There's a lot you can add to this video... This should be called "Shit people say to djs, in one night." lol

[ryanjwinisdead]

@IamJRico this is more like shit people say to a dj in an hour lol

[wwwdjblastercom]

Can we have a full conversation, while you mix. Goodtimes

[fickfetsen]

The thick shits who play records should be tucked away in a box in the corner of the club. Problem solved.

[wutangclander]

Spanihs subs pleaaaassee.

[djsemira1]

'Can you show me how to dj?' Surprised it's not in the video, although the girl says,' is that knob hard to turn', One guy asked me to play trance during a 105bpm world electro set.. I told him I was hired to play groovy chill, trance is at home. 30 minutes later i tell him, check your girlfriend;; he looks, she was dirty dancing in front of the speakers while he was saying 'people can't dance to this..he was stunned, they ended up dancing til dawn..sweetest couple!

[TheSpinologist]

Can someone ID the track at 1:03? <3

[sleeperawaken36]

Do you have internet? If I tell you where to go on Youtube, can you play this one song I found there? (Yes, I have actually gotten this request several times - No, I am not going to use an internet browser to mix with, that is not why I purchased expensive gear, so I would use Firefox/Youtube to play your track that you can't remember the name of)

[Ca1mdownplz]

SANDSTORM!

[thefamilyk]

@Ca1mdownplz haha damnit sasha

[jukeboxgio]

I do the High Five thing all the Time! ...LMAO!!!!

[jaxsolable]

why does it stop at 1:40???

[crazystaceyg84]

and, "can you play that song, i dont know the name, but it goes like this..."

[senorjbarnes]

I like that two people asked him "Didn't we do cocaine/blow together?"

[mattwhammer]

maybe don't film it when you're actually DJ'ing in a club. The whole 'sound' thing is kind of important for film.

[digitalb0y]

@mattwhammer - not only did I hear every word, but having the club sound is what makes this piece poignant. If you've ever been on the receiving end of this nonsense, you know this is almost exactly what it feels like, only in a real booth, the questions are even harder to hear.

[mattwhammer]

@digitalb0y Poignant? You found this profoundly touching? I get it and I'm not a DJ. You don't have to actually be in the club to get the references or have it make sense. I could hear every word but the sound was shitty and the footage too dark at times. However, some of the lines are pretty funny and I bet there are a lot of idiots with a lot of dumbass requests.

[willgivensjr]

Can you play Rihanna??



[talkshowhost7]

"I have a song on my ipod, can you play it? "

[djbryanc]

You should join the conversation on this on twitter @thedjgospel...pretty funny stuff all these requests and tons more...sad but true

[MistressMandiannaTV]

This looks like it was filmed @ Babylon in Ottawa.

[allways28]

best one was - 'hey you got that tune rogan josh?' .... 'you mean guru josh? and no that aint gettin played!!'

[dj4mula]

So much truth to this video. Great job!

[djkinetic]

LMAO

[GaragebandGuild]

Dubstep set: "Can you play some hip-hop?"

Hip Hop set: "Can you play some Dubstep?"

I shit you not, the cycle is never ending

[EbClectic]

@GaragebandGuild I think the reverse version is worse: You are already BLASTING hip hop and the dumb chick goes: "Can't you play some hip hop. Please?"

[MrAlexghirlanda]

I love this video!!!! 7

[AdamAint]

@LunchboxUFX it's an unreleased SHK THT original

[AdamAint]

@iamFACEMELTER the track playing in the clip that ends around 1:35 is Silkie-"Come Out" the track in the next clip is an unreleased SHK THT original

[AdamAint]

@Beatly313131 it's an original unreleased SHK THT X Caitlin track, check out my channel for a preview of it

[adaryanani]

quality... they shoulda included someone waving a mobile phone in the dj's face with a request, and then giving a cheesy grin of success and a thumbs up after he's read it

[ComandanteNissaro]

Ima vote for Sean Paul

[pinayperfection]

Last week there was couple literally humping eachother next to the booth. We took photos & posted on facebook lmao

[jorquise1]

haha 

[zomgapankake]

Hahaha, it should have said "CAN YOU PLAY DEAD MAU FIVE"



[20rs06]

When you're playing a dope gang starr track and someone comes up to you and asks you to play some hip-hop.

[Zargon314]

don't you work at chipotle? lol!

[JordanFu01]

this is why i keep my headphones on when i play

[DJWilburC]

Benga? lol only messing.

[smokydave]

dude came up to me on NYE and told me "Hey, in case you need it I have unlimited DATA on my phone! If you need me to setup a hotspot just let me know."

[TheCoolestKidss]

If I give you ecstasy will you be be friend?

Yes, yes I will.

[loftkilla]

Awesome, that shits funny as shit

[twistedimagev2]

if i give you some weed will you play some dubstep

[MakinaDeMuerte]

Hey,,, could you play some dubstep?

[MakinaDeMuerte]

@MakinaDeMuerte No not this... this isn't dubstep. Do you have any skrillex?

[MakinaDeMuerte]

Hey man... good set.

[smokeandmirr0rs]

because regular DJ's and drunk people are the biggest retards lol

[bigrawbio]

"Can you play something good?" - dumb white girl that wants to hear Rhianna

[jasoncerna]

"Can you play something that people can dance to?" *while the entire dancefloor is packed and raging*

[LanaLJ]

@jasoncerna YES! I'm a DJ and I have gotten this! My favorite question ever, what the heck...

[08kaem]

@jasoncerna I've gotten "can you play something with a beat?" had just started playing a song with a long/64bar i think intro -_-

[jasoncerna]

Can you play some hip hop?  *while J-Live or Erick B. and Rakim is playing*

[hardcoremystic]

I am a professional mobile DJ- and i get 98% of these questions and remarks on a daily basis.

[TheMRLAZEROFFICIAL]

bang on, i hear this shit every time i play live

[tomsawyersucks]

IVE HEARD ALL OF THIS SHT!!

[peteng24]

This is sooo True!!

[philldafunk]

I died when homeboy brought up the balloon cock!?!?!

[iamFACEMELTER]

Song at 1:35 please!

[beatly313131]

whats the track at 1:07?

[lunchboxUFX]

What's the last track before the credits? At about 1:35? Great vid!

[Mekkal0epicfail]

Oh yeah, and also: "Can you play some Skrillex ?!?!!?!"

[boitel87]

1:08 xD

[garffi3]

I was playing a DNB set once and this asian girl called me rasist because i wouldnt play bhangra ha ha ha

[AdamAint]

@tycro231, it's an unreleased SHK THT track, it'll be on Cineghetto Vol.1 :)

[TheDjJudasX8]

Here is one of my stories...

Random Bro: [Says something I can't hear]

Me: [Points to headphones on both ears]

Random Bro: [Repeats what he says louder]

Me: [Takes headphones off]

Random Bro: "Hey do you know where I can get some pills?"

Me: "Dude, I'm DJing at the moment, and no I don't know.

My Mix: WaahWWahhhWahh [missed my transition point] Break down already happening...

Me: "Oh fucking great I missed my cue!"

Random Bro: "Well if you want some E hit me up."

[robzta1968]

@TheDjJudasX8 lol. How many times have I missed my cue cos of random shit like that...

[robzta1968]

One I get not mentioned is getting an iPod shoved in my face with the request. And I'm like: if you have it on your iPod, what? Do you expect me to play THAT? Tell you what. As you've managed to find it on your 'pod, go play it on your pod and stop bothering me...

[Mekkal0epicfail]

@robzta1968 i've replied once with throwing the ipod back in jumping crowd lol

[robzta1968]

@Mekkal0epicfail lol. gotta remember to do that next time!

[Lukester132]

can you play some dubstep if i give you some weed man!

[Addok]

People who ask if I can rinse one of their tunes in my mix, and request that I go on soundcloud, can FUCK OFF.

[MeGus97]

this is hilarious :D

[TheChivakilla]

Ive heard all of these but i think the worst three are:

1) Can You Play Something I Can Dance To?

2) Hey,Play This Song __________ (After You've Already Played It)

3) Hey Can My Friend DJ For Alittle While?

[OriginalFakeHI]

People always say "is serato a type of drink or something?"

[TheEDMlover]

-Lmfaooo! @ the white guy asking for "Ghetto Shit"

[AdamAint]

@mikesoccerstorm if we're talking "bass music", don't forget Benga, Silkie, Joker, Gemmy, Roska, and Lunice! Mad respect to all of those dudes

[mikesoccerstorm]

@AdamAint I was joking lol

[beastman5566]

love the balloon dick hahahaha

[StephenWalking]

yes

[StephenWalking]

yes

[djhapka]

"Hey if I give you some ecstacy will you be my friend?"

[MalwareDubstep]

what no tit flash on a tune request?

[mikesoccerstorm]

0:42 "Are you the only like, successful black DJ?" No. The other one is 12th Planet.

[TheRealBlackN9ne]

@mikesoccerstorm and Benga, Coki, Mala, Spaceape :D

[dxmothehero]

"Can you turn it down???"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Heard that so many times XD

[kayhatful]

Could have been done a lot better, heaps of lines that aren't realistic or at all subtle.

[oliverclaros]

1:21 The same shit  happened to me hahaha I have a new friend now :D hahaha jk He didnt have anything xD

[cfc000]

forgot to mention, "can you play some top 40?"

[MysteriousBrown]

CAN YOU PLAY SOME LIKE SKRILLUX? No joke someone came up to me and asked that.. while I was playing a Skrillex song.

[Nowzies]

@MysteriousBrown I guess most "skrillex fans" know like three or four of his tracks.

[dirint]

Ron Paul 2012!!

[whsfight123]

@dirint Fuck ron paul, vote Gary Johnson 2012. He is for the legalization of marijuana.

[rosstupharian]

@whsfight123 You obviously dont know who Ron Paul is. Hahahah Ron Paul is for decriminalizing all drugs. Ending the war on drugs. 

[whsfight123]

@rosstupharian Ahh shhhit your right bro. I'm to high already. Thanks for telling me though.

[rosstupharian]

@whsfight123 No worries bro. Ha Burnin one down right now..

[dirint]

@whsfight123 Are you batshit crazy? Ron Paul is for the legalization of fucking EVERYTHING man!

[mrwiggles35]

I'm not a DJ and I'm guilty to saying one of these :S

[djidentity]

So very true! Love it!

[Krazypantsful]

oh man this is so much truth; brings back some f**kin' lol memories. The DJ industry sure is good for hilarious stories. :')

I'm suprised by the low number of "Play [shitty song]!" in this video, since you can bet it will happen at least once every gig. My favourite being "Play [shitty song] by [not even the artist who made it]".

Makes me miss it just a little :')

[TheWordsmithjr]

@Krazypantsful

its true I'm surprised none of us said anything about playing a specific song...kind've dropped the ball there

[WhoIsDeva]

@TheWordsmithjr One mentioned Freebird..

[neonemu]

Hahahaaaaaa - Fuckin YES.

[joenebula]

Its the high five !!!! Class :)

[DJWubson]

EVERY. DAMN. GIG.

[mizeyesis]

I've experience ALL of this. OMG thank you for posting this, LOL!!!

[mdimaria]

Haha, love it. Nice work, Wordsmithjr! Here's a bunch more shit people say to DJs on cocktail napkins, pieces of scrap paper and on the backs of beer labels: NoBreastsNoRequests.tumblr.com

[Gruftchiller]

do u have facebook? can u turn it down? can u turn it up? do u have some dirty south house? can u play that song again? Go on Youtube and play "insert random song"! do you have somethin softer? somethin harder? its called hip-hop night- why u no play Lil wayne? do u have some rihanna? pwahahahaha I feel you bro!

I tought I could spreed some good music taste as a DJ.. My conclusion: I dont want to live on this planet anymore!

[AnDruzOfficial]

you want katy perry, well i show you datsik!

[kzrwngboi]

The ghetto shit line is amazing

[spekt1]

they always ask for Skrillex or Bassnectar, or sum top 40 bullshit...and it always "harder" or "softer"

[spekt1]

pretty funny guys but.. doood! i wooda kikd ther fkkin asses!!! for real....first i say next time, then i givvem the middle finger, then i yell"get the f##k out or i'm kikkin yu out the club!"

[Jannell]

I'm not even a professional dj and I STILL have heard at least a few of these.

[RawFrequency]

@Jannell Haha yeah same, I'm surprised they missed out that awkward moment when some random girl claims she's a DJ too and tries to get you to let her have a go.