Microsoft Kinect

[alexbeathaloreach]

the mom needs a wide angle lenses for that huge ass

[seba2001100]

3rd place uuuhhh

[seba2001100]

3rd placa

[gitaar393]

@hip egt heel cool ik vind het super cool

[LinkZeldax4eva]

Buying this

[teampback]

thumbsup for the guild! :D

[alexbeathaloreach]

@teampback the guild sucks

[shredman130]

WoW White people dance -_- they even cant dance

[jacobsky18]

i like the part where he said "nice"

[KickDownDoors]

If they created a virtual porno game I believe this would be a successful product. Everyone wants to score points while being the best lover.

[buggee1997]

is the kinect compatible with all the xbox 360's ? please reply

[MEDSandFEDS]

@buggee1997 I have an old Xbox 360 and it worked fine with it. No need to buy a new one.

[mastax1234]

@buggee1997 duh

[apradov]

Yes, it is better to play outside, but if you live in a city that rains 300 days a year, is a valid option to play a couple of hours.

[etpark5]

i stubbed my toe so fucking bad while playing the hurdle game lmao

[piratasdocrysis]

putz

[damonster5000]

jeez my family never gets together like that. especially to play games

[wesleythorsen]

this looks so fuckn lame

[theonlyberlin]

hat sie SCHEISSE gesagt?

[nx2overide]

Now all they need to do is bring back "punch out".. and you can knock your mom out boxing.

[RCROX5000]

Kinect, it's such a revolution! In order to play, you have to wave your arms and flail about like a 4 year old! What fun. NOT. Kinect is for little kids. The REAL gamers use a controller.

[andrewjones1977]

@RCROX5000 ps move is just an evolution and kinect is a revolution.

[brandenmabeutube64]

@tommy01470 they didnt steal one thing from nintendo, nintendo uses remotes..oh yeah just like the PLAYSTATION MOVE while microsoft uses full body motion..playstaion moves a rip-off

[planewaves]

What a Stupid GameBox!!

[ethanhurst]

look at the mothers face mid-way through the kids' dance. hahaha.

[tulpoy]

lol. it will come with a helmet. they wont make people watch a 14 inch screen from 10 feet away.

[519Awesomeness]

can you play the kinect sitting down? i mean, certain games like forza. Would you be able to sit on your couch and play forza? or other similar games?

[WiiForever302]

@519Awesomeness Yup you dont have to get up all the time. I play Joyride sitting down so yea..

[totalnewbie11]

gaming with your kids is also pretty lame.

[acdcfn888]

@totalnewbie11 gaming with your parents is also pretty lame

[tomek123kotek]

jump jup jump everybody jump jump jump

ima tired of jumping now

[tommy01470]

look! microsoft ran out of ideas and stole something frim nintendo! how sad...

[chahid1992]

lol typical american fake acted comercial

[Inskid]

imo its not the technology and/or the idea that sucks but the games they are making for it ..its not for gamers..its for families which prefer to stay at home behind the screen lol..but they really should go and play outside instead..

[surfr01]

whats wrong with you haters? This is the best technology we have received ever! You should all be excited and show some appreciation for what we are seeing here.

[lazerlight2010]

wow this is great to make your self look like a jackass but they already are because thay own a xbox 3shitty

[pyscho9mike]

lol they make it seem like the family is using the kinect all day

[Troxton]

im sure he says fuck em at 0:47

[IamHim22]

@Troxton lol

[wshu20]

wow... this is.. a rlly good.. thing... it show all the reasons why not to buy that peace of shit!

[RoeliusMaximus]

Wow, that looks really impressive...

[InsanePickle007]

"nice...and fast..."

[JTWAYNE500]

terrible games

[xxblksabbathxx]

that was honestly hard to watch

[DisgaeaWare]

Wow acted

[NozzRhad]

So if a bug flies in the room near you and ur watching a film.... LOL

[crazyelite00]

i think this is not for gaming but for like computer and other stuff i think this s ign that will have computer with out a screen on the air you will see screen this sign that tech has advance and this is the begin but sony just copys liek they always done duh stupid i rather a buy a wii

[C0DESUB]

wii ripoff?

[cooldude89012]

@C0DESUB no playstation move is a wii rip off

[QWEFFF146]

this sucks so much dick lol

[trevornish000]

the kid in the green is so hot

[halfingr]

I think its funny that people that the Kinect isn't aimed at, act like Microsoft is aiming the Kinect at them. Microsoft isn't forcing you to buy their shit.

Obviously, this is supposed to be a happy family. You know, like the happy family that most hardcore gamers lack? Jealousy much guys?

[gebruikersnaam999999]

this is sad...

[meredithlevi]

This is retarted what happens if i just sit up and it pauses my movie..... and the kids look ridiculous when they are dancing lmao

[Supersupernatify]

wut family does that? my mom will never jump like a wieirdo

[AuthenticMrE]

This looks like probably the gayest thing I"ve ever seen. Ever.

[potato69100]

the little girl had no idea what she was doing during the dancing part.

[calumelliott]

the 360's not a family console why are they trying to make it one?

[sisudo21]

@calumelliott because of sales. Nintendo's Wii has raked in so much profit that its forcing other companies to "copy" or follow. This is the generation of interaction what with the touch-screen, motion controls, and voice recognition.

[Deranged360]

moms smile is creepy at 0:46 seriously though what the hell were they thinkin forget about this family friendly bullshit and focus on making some good games.

[shirhh]

the future... is NOT this

but the girl is hottie

[stapmnam]

is this games good for a 16 year old some one?? (is dit spel geschikt voor iemand die 16 is??

[k9triz]

third place - a.

[BigNorwegianBear]

why not have a big AK 47 Cut Out Controller and u couldve shoot people on the screen with it

[axeljordan1]

the sons sayin ugh,nice and moms sayin ok here we go

[Euroman25]

I must say being able to fast-forward a movie like they show in the clip wow

[DJFG85]

Mom! OMG is that how you were running when you caught daddy fucking the secretary?

[kalvaza]

WOO! GO MOM!

[shirhh]

wtf??????

when i want to run and dance i will go to run and dance......... when i want to play videogames i wonna sit on my sofa and play videogames not jumping...

another sucks product from microsoft 

[BlueFox310]

@shirhh LOL that proves your a fat ass. but u know you can still use the controler on kinect kinect is just a add on to the 360.

[shirhh]

@shirhh that proves that your a stupid ass, maybe fat ass as well that think this is a real sport.. they should make augmented reality games insted of that stupid crap

never mind when i play it's on PS3... i'm sure that this is gonna fail like the "surface"

[tezcatlipoca3000]

I would abandon my family if my family were like this

and get adopted to a rich kind family!

JK

or am i?

[Raixaz2]

0:27

Daughter: Good job mom!

Mom: SHUT UP I'M CONCENTRATING!!!!

[JasiekJott]

hey guys what's the name of the song in 0:36 ??

[MultiDinoboy]

Yep that sarcasm at the end sums it up. Kinect will fail!!!

[Drover26]

Motion systems rule!!!!!!!!!!!!



[lol5ify]

i hope there will be Mortal Kombat for the kinect

[jordanhatesyou]

o its so cool instead of relaxing and pressing a small button i have to move my arm and talk warning this product is not for lazy bastards

[Aragiss]

srsly whats so great about having to jump every 10 seconds when you can do that by pressing the freakin x button. this will be very very tiring. sony's wand thingy will be better, its definitely going to be more responsive and you wont have to jump around.

[Fridlyst]

OMG seriously i would kill myself if that was my family. Wtf is wrong with ppl. GOod hob maaam

[nonamestochoose420]

ps3 fanboys, it's not like you have anything better.

At least Microsoft didn't completed copy wii like the "move". Sony that is so original.

[XxKuRoTsUbAsAxX]

@nonamestochoose420 I'm not a crazy PS3 fanatic but..what's wrong with that? In any industry, you HAVE to adopt some ideas from your competitors or your business will fail. This is what I've observed, Nintendo are the innovators but the products they produce are often sub par while Sony adopts their ideas and further improves the technology. This Kinect thing also looks very stupid....turning a nation of obese diabetics to...something even worse then that. (if that's even possible)

[nonamestochoose420]

@XxKuRoTsUbAsAxX How is it going to make people fatter? It's a wii-controllers+voice control= kinect. Sony's version: Two black wii remotes+ gay looking balls added on top= move.

Microsoft is one step ahead of Sony on this one. Sorry to burst your bubble buddy. If Sony had this and Microsoft had the move, I bet you'd be arguing for the kinect and vice versa. Sony would be ahead instead.

One more thing, video games were NEVER looked as a way to get exercise....so keep that in mind.

[XxKuRoTsUbAsAxX]

@nonamestochoose420 For the making people fatter part, I was actually referring to the E3 demonstration of Kinect haha. Kinect makes everything too...easy and I honestly can't picture using it any games (the ones shown in the video seem retarded). And no, I would not be supporting Sony if they happened to have the Kinect. You're right, conventionally, video games were never looked at as a form of exercise but that view is slowly changing. From Nintendo's Wii Fit to other Wii games that (cont.)

[XxKuRoTsUbAsAxX]

@nonamestochoose420 that involve rigorous moving with the Wii Mote and etc, the Sony Move, and Kinect, it's apparent that they're appealing to perhaps parents worried about their children not moving enough while paying video games or something. This is just how I interpret the advertisements made for these products so granted, I may be wrong.

[nonamestochoose420]

@XxKuRoTsUbAsAxX Yeah I can see your point. Now that I look at it, it is really quite sad what people will do to get their kids some exercise these days.

[jordanhatesyou]

@nonamestochoose420 Wii fails at the motion thing though lol idc though im not even going to by connect or move

[dexter432432]

jesus fucking crist....... say good bye to shitbox 360....

[Zern227]

So fucking such a kid game I swear it's nothing but a piece of kid shit

[MrMonkyy]

looks like made with a hobby camera on one midday

[MrJuliusrapper]

emo,s

[TheKj0nes]

I cant help but feel that this is £150 for party games and the ability to tell your xbox to pause.

[RDDN]

captenwaffle: I have absolutly same problem... but I think about shooting microsoft ad managment too...

[elukok]

This video is killing natal instead of its advertise in good way... They look such like an idiots...

[captenwaffle]

As I was watching this video I don’t think I have ever thought that seriously about shooting my self.

[MertHacks]

RARE?? *PUUUUKEEE* FUCK STOP IT *UAARGHHHPUUKE*

This..This cant be Rare. And why the Fuck do they have now that gay Rare Logo?? D8<

[despitetheloss]

horrible, terrible games I hate you microsoft

[EvilCook1e]

Hey thats The Guild at the end!

[GoolevskiSb]

lol thats gay even for the casuals

[strontkegel16]

....I wás looking forward to this gadget coming out after seeing the milo demo. But this just looks WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIII....:-/

[MarcelP1990]

Imagine every time your dad would raise his hand, he'd accidentally fast forward the movie you and your family are watching..

[moviefact1]

proofs once again that microsoft is one of the most unoriginal companies in the world

[EvilCook1e]

how is it unoriginal?  Sony Move was unoriginal

[S1lenzo]

Gaming with your parents is one of the saddest things you can do...

[wstretnyzabol]

you are so sooo right!

[Chefmafia]

The People who made Natal , first want to sell it sony (the same product, technology) :) but sony dont want it !!! So Sony make its own thing called Move ;) which has more precision :)

[kyokoyama1]

OPA_OPA お疲れ　Kinect　面白い

E3で

猫飼うやつ　めちゃ　かわいかった

[Tribersman]

That's GREAT ! You can look like an idiot, HIDE what's really on the screen to your family while you play, have the FRUSTRATION of a failing because of the lack of sensibility of the game, or if the room is too furnished to be practical.

But don't worry, rather than putting everything in creativity the developers will now only make game so easy that even your 4years old brother will be able to play.

[YuberSepiroth]

hey mom... what an ass you got there, bouncing like that. i like that..

[Trianvil]

GOOD JOB MOM jesus christ this is retarded

[anticlovek]

gayshit

[BigDaddyMac480]

it's official..... I'm short selling Microsoft stock tomorrow! This is gay Bill Gates, sorry.

[giddione]

nice ...jump jump sweet go go mom mom jump nice nice SHUT THE FUCK UP

[SpyderT22]

Three words. What. The. FUCK.

[sleeppymonkey]

wtf ur gana look like a dumbass playin this shit.....everyones copying wii now

[Hidd3nman87]

lol so if u fall in the track jump thingy in the game do you fall in real life?

[mychucks1234]

i wish i could go back in time and show everyone this,

they'd piss themselves :)

[gettheledouthomes]

@Paperfire2 I couldn't agree more dude that fast forward almost made me piss myself

[paperfire2]

I couldn't think of any gamer who would rather play with an imaginary lightsaber.

[iSweetlollipop]

WRONG VIDEO FOR ADVERTISING!

[paperfire2]

Is this garbage supposed to be fun? Good news Nintendo, you are longer my most hated company!

[515MHz]

you can tell which markit microsoft are after with this shit trailer the kids the playstation move trailer has socom 4, a other shooter, a apropper street fighting type, game table tenis with realitic graphics not the kiddy ones of the wii. all games with hd graphics and telling you how the p move works then you got kinect with jump,jump jump games that have been done to death on the wii. the retale price of playstation move is £50 uk, kinect you have to pay £10 just to preorder it.

[sano0311]

This is Nerd Extreme :)

[Yahya194]

this is a FAIL...

if you are playing a shooting game how would you look behind you,

even if you turned around you wouldn't be facing the screen.

playsation move FTW.

[TheIncredibleFusion]

@Yahya194 turn your ass around

[WashingMachine0]

So this is the future of gaming.....

get me a fucking time machine

[MysteryoftheGods]

Lol. what if you need to go up and have a pee? Or wave at someone passing by. Do you accidentally trigger the movie to pause?

[yourvidisbad101]

wait.... so how would u play first person shooter games??

[iceman23332]

@yourvidisbad101 I imagine the call of duty geeks will have to actually know how to steady a rifle rather than just press a button and the gun is PERFECTLY steady. And I guess you would have to pretend like you're holding a rifle.

[yoitsbrandon45]

that kid in the green stripes looks like such a douschbag lol

[xxxXGreenXxxx]

that's so gay!!  controlers rulzz

[ike111111]

wow how unique *coughs* Wii *coughs*

[B23POW23]

this is a gayer less fun version of the wii

[iceman23332]

@B23POW23 The wii sucks because the move isn't precise at all it lags a lot, this is awesome.

[billeyjbob5000]

looks boring

[goodkiller123]

can u play original games on kinect other from this useless garbage?

[danybrowar]

użyj tego w bloku :-) sąsiedzi "z dołu" prędko po policję zadzwonią

[oceandubsucks]

PlayStation Move is 100 times better than this.

[kobashk]

@oceandubsucks the wii is waaay much better than both! the ps move it's just a copy of the wii mote + wii motion plus

[oceandubsucks]

@kobashk Amm no it's not. Sony had that technology since the ps2 go search up some vids man.

[OHGODWHY1]

Oh boy can't wait to try Kinect............

5 minutes later

jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump

[zimtower]

Virtually Retarded...

[zombeh42]

GOOD JOB MOM.

[A1ll9e5n]

To be honest, Microsoft had lost by making this trailer.....It is not like the Sony Move.

Sony Move trailer got music and interaction....this got ...." jump...jump"

[Lionsbaseball15]

@A1ll9e5n uhhh ok reday go jummp

[ShmackYouSilly]

@A1ll9e5n At least kinect doesn't look like a giamt dildoe

[ItalMafioso]

@A1ll9e5n Fuck off ps3 fanboy if you think its lame then dont fucking watch asshole like really! stop going on xbox vids just to take a giant shit on it.

[A1ll9e5n]

@ItalMafioso ......are you period ...

[SergeantCrunch]

thank GOD my family isnt that corny... i would never play videogames with my mom and 4 yr old sister

[chechnya]

@SergeantCrunch This country has lost it's sense of "family." I think it's excellent the family is playing a game together.

[jelmer4life]

@SergeantCrunch rofl me neither

[N1NJ4JESUS]

@SergeantCrunch hahaha

[m0livi]

nothing special... except the fast forward xD

[Scaarfii]

Hey everyone block the TV screen with your hand on every kinect video and they look retarded LMFAO!!

[jcnba28]

this video belongs on failblog

[dbYrNeo94]

@jcnba28 true

[galletanopr]

well we can't stop this this is how movies describe the future and i'm glad cause i love the future . less gadgets = me more happy.

but i hope the old gamer have there controllers so they can be happy

[TheNitendofan]

soo.... they made a wii whithout controls and i cost like 2x more than a wii? thats only poor... (im sorry for my bad english)

[ksthebest]

@TheNitendofan No, Sony made a better Wii, Microsoft made another (read: not better) EyeToy.

[iTurriagaFilms]

@ksthebest Sony made no better Wii, I don't even own or like Wii, and this is pure garbage, when have you seen a happy family playing video games together? If the kid gets a Xbox with that new shit he'll just look for new ways to jerk off, and fuck her sister.

[Madman7711]

Wonder what Grand Theft Auto will be like :/

[domdabom15]

All of these games are FAIL......They spent there time on this crap for a year and this is what we get? the Playstation Move is shitting steamy shit all over Kinect.

[hacky33]

heel vreemd verhaal maar bedant voor de upload

[Wasakracker155]

They should make a Fifa version or a UFC version

[robbiertje123]

check the project natal first vid that skate game and fighting game kicks ass

[jkdoorbinnia]

Both natal and playstation move are gonna fail. I cant imagine me doing thos in real-life, imagine multiplayer online, its gonna be friggen embarassing.