Sweet Genius: TF2 [Commentary] Necessary Rant

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[101rugby4life]

dear god

[mccoylewellin]

I love you man your so funny I'm a straight man btw

[rtyui91]

I watch the cooking food network when i have to eat leftovers

[SkeletonMan7]

Did anyone notice at 1:24 Duder from ExTV joins :O

[tonezzonez]

Wait, I honestly don't still understand, is the sweet genius guy fake?

[Bluecho4]

Greatest rant ever.

[NeverrrEverrr]

1:55 HAHAHA "I'm so lonely" with that creepy voice :DDDD

[Molkifier]

0:27 Twiggy has found: Bat

WAT

[psychochickendelivry]

he stabed him with a candy cane O.O

[MaxPayneIzRudog]

Damn Americans.

[Cytozen]

@MaxPayneIzRudog luv dat comment

[MRiSellDrugs]

I hope he's kidding whe e explained the episode he watched

[EbonMaster]

omg another straight male that watches food network and hates sweet genius? I fall more in love with you every vid I watch... in a totally hetero way...

[enlowmation]

The one unfortunate thing about watching Food Network before you go to bed... even if you've already eaten... is that you're always hungry afterwards!

[TheValiantBob]

hey, just curious, your server, is it more for pros or beginners? I ask because I am still newish at the game and I thought that maybe your server would be a safe place to train.

[thefpsmaster1]

0:19 in the sweet genius video... I have no clue what's going on... I am a sweet genius... that's what going on :D

[lunarpking]

0:25

what the fuck.... how the hell do you find a bat?

[SharinganM21]

@lunarpking its a console glitch, it was done on purpose

[TF2JakeC]

@lunarpking rename a stock weapon and you get a tradable version in your backpack

[roflsauce43]

@lunarpking its because he either renamed or changed the description of his stock bat, so the game gives him a new bat for some reason

[RobbyFrig]

@lunarpking ....Do you just watch the chat box all video?

[djsebex]

@lunarpking he could just easyilly add an name with nametag to it...

[whatintheworld91]

Paula Dean is from where I'm from but I have no idea why he is scared of her.

[ZureTheDarkBeing]

Ice cream cone for the Spy as a skin for the Spycicle. Make it happen!

[Anto98molongui]

with what program do you record it?

[whatintheworld91]

@Anto98molongui He uses the demo recorder in TF2

[TmKeliux]

0:28, 3:13 , Those guys just founded a BAT, how is that even possible

[theMRdubermand]

@TmKeliux magic *snort snort*

[opqwf]

Hello, i am a tf2 genius, are you? LMFAO

[Gimme2Dollars]

Is all the info true?

[MrAqqles]

@cuckooclown101 ...

[cuckooclown101]

HE KILLED SOMEONE ON REALITY TV?????? WTF?! how is this guy not in jail and how can he be so non-chalant about seeing someone stabbed to death with a candy cane!?!?!?

[distortish]

He's Dr. Evil not prof X

[3lectricRis1ng]

I would like to tell everyone that that didn't happen, he is not a murderer

[Bluecho4]

@3lectricRis1ng So it was just an act for the show? That's still pretty disturbing for a cooking show, that estensively is not set in hell.

[cRysISxLegendzZ]

3:13 Wut? ''eggzbacon has found: Bat'' wtf?

[jspade1019]

@cRysISxLegendzZ If you use a Name Tag on a stock weapon, you automatically find a new one in a drop.

[cRysISxLegendzZ]

''Wut? eggzbacon has found: Bat'' wtf?

[sirdylan1]

Wait is the sweet genius thong real!?!?

[samber122]

"I often do do this because......i'm so lonely...."

[wira0azmoon]

I've been in a koth game where enemy capped point in overtime and ultimately won in the end damn annoying since we were winning in the first half of the game

[jhvids99]

i know how ya feel star

[thegameguy1000]

3:14 DID SOMEONE JUST FOUND A BAT?!?!?!?!? WHAT THE HELL?!?!?

[TheBandicoot96]

@thegameguy1000 He renamed his stock bat. Play TF2

[ACIIfreak]

he is not a sweet genius he is A FUCKING MURDERUR

[franzfanz]

But didn't you become a TF2 genius by murdering people (virtually).

[internetfanboy69]

you using sleight of hand, star? (loljk)

[petersiep]

ok i watch the promotion the next thing i did is laugh for like 5 minutes

[CreativeForest]

Up until the sharpened candy cane part, I completely believed you. That guy is certainly unnerving.

[Stikerflame]

The reason I clicked this was the shortstop. STAR!! Why do this to me!

[hiddeninja78]

STAR Y U NO KILL PEOPLE AT THE END OF ROUND

[winglee64]

i saw a add on food network, sweet genius is coming back Jan. 4th 2012

[RuiGomes43]

sweet jesus...

[SuperNESmanJr]

eh? eggzbacon has found: Bat? 3:14

[pavaoc0p]

As a professional cook, I can safely say that french kissing another cook is not normal.

[Guppylolz]

Oh that Pringle story... *shudders*

[oblivious12o]

I clicked on this because there was a shortstop.

[TehGraffitiCarrots]

"He is the creepiest person i have seen in a long time, that has not offered me a Pringle" Thumbs up if you know the story ;)!

[hakurouroku]

@TehGraffitiCarrots And thumbs down if you don't?

[looolMovies]

that sweet genius is realy scaryyyyy

[MegaLabman1]

Back when the shortstop was awesome, now it's reload time is loooonnnngggg...

[HeatherHeartless1]

i have seen the show an he is cold oh so very cold an creepy. the one ingredent of duck fat an all these ther items like sea food in desserts that is pushing hings a tad far

[kraziekid9]

Wow I Kant spell

[kraziekid9]

Wow imp

[kraziekid9]

Holy lord Jesus I watch food the omly onenet 2 lol I knew I wasn't

[iintayin0kita]

Hello guys, im a clothesline genius 1:36

[DeeMolition]

Sweet Genius is the strangest thing I've ever seen. I cannot understand it, but I can't stop watching it. It's like a train wreck.

[PaypaPlane]

Are you serious when you said he stuck a candy cane in the guys stomach?

[unholyraviel1]

wow thats show sounds fucked up. ugh

[IAmTheEvilToast]

Star, I am addicted to this show now.

I HATE YOU.

[weedwar09]

I think that would make a great movie

[xXr3ddeathXx]

If you notice in his commentary "Loch n' Load: TF2 [Commentary] Counting Damage" near the end of his video, he was being assisted by "genius"

[tintinytdj]

Sounds like cupcakes to me.

Relax, the bronies got this.

[thegodcan]

HOLY Fucking shit I just shit in my pants when i watched the show

[Lemonjelllo]

I WATCHED THIS THIS SHOW WEEKEND AND FUCKING DIED!

[xXr3ddeathXx]

does anyone notice ragdoll engys at 1:36 and 3:58 o_O

[88Vinay]

LOL STAR MAKE MORE RANTS THEY ARE AMAZING

[TheVideoGameMasta]

i saw that commercal and that guys creeps me out too :/

[awsumcentral]

2:40 he speakin my rape language

[soarcheetah]

I second the previous comment.

[Mitsywolfe]

next time you SHOULD open with ima a tf2 genius :l

[pie65576]

i watch food network.

[ApostleOfDub]

2:48 makes pedophile joke, scout laughs.

PERFECT TIMING.

also im having some problems understanding when you start getting jokes and when ur for srs.

cuz i halfway believe that penis-head guy kills people because he's mad he got his cranium circumsized.

[Annalookingforfriend]

Holy hell, that "sweet genius" really looks freakin' creepy....it's like Hannibal Lecter's rape face if Lecter was a pedophile.

Yep, "rapeface" seems like a more appropriate name rather than sweet genius. This guy....idk, but I certainly wouldn't eat anything he cooked.

[thegrlluvr]

@Annalookingforfriend "Rapeface Genius" has a nice ring to it... someone call Food Network.

Also, STAR needs to introduce himself, "I am the TF2 Genius" in his best creepy Ben-Israel accent.

[xXJuneBuggerXx]

does someone know how to see the healing and damage on top of ur health cross? I got the damage and health on top of the enemy but not on top of my health cross. Someone help?

[sprjcube]

you're a commentary genius

[dong2512]

Man, that dude looks pretty much like Hitman from Hitman but with glasses and unhealthy obsession for sweets and a case of insanity.

[senojnomis]

This commentary was necessary, thanks STAR!

[crimsonwings9999]

"Sweet Genius" is actually the title given to people who have eaten a piece of Einstien's pickled brain dipped in caramel, so that story about getting his show via crime/murder might not be very far off.

[Antimonkey125]

ur a good lier brah



[vlaDVille]

Star, you watch Food Network too?

I LOVE YOU.

[frostbiteCP0]

Why did two people find a bat in this game? Wtf

[TellNoMore]

hahah the pringles story

[WildFangWolf]

I swear... he looks like a pedofile...

[XDBlueYoshi]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH TROLOLO

[kgman125]

OSAMA BIN LADEN IS BACK GAHHHHHHHH

[sniper0diper]

ron ben isreal is a killer?

[Chessyfan]

Your a Sweet genius star tehehehe ooo yes yes you are a sweet genius hehehe thehehe mmmmmmmm oooooo yes oo boy yes you are muahahahha

[Pokemaniacify900]

"An oyster with a pearl in it" is what made me re-evaluate my entire life.

[MrProgrampro]

"He is the creepiest person I have seen in a long time that has not offered me pringles"

ROFLMAO!!! :D You're so hilarious!

[with0utskill]

2:48 was oddly specific star.

is there something you need to tell us?

[BloodEyeV]

also, you have just gained +9001 respect from me for watching the food network

[BloodEyeV]

I LOVE THE FOOD NETWORK.

I watch it for 2 hours every night.

But every time I see the commercial for "Sweet Genius", I just cringe....

[TheDarkshadow1900]

i know i mean wtf dude

[FlareRider123]

Holy crap at 2:56 watch the kill feed. Chainstabs.

[Mapleopian]

3:10 and then my train of thought is derailed from then on

[Sebasdownlow]

OMFGOSH i watch FOOD NETWORK to go to SLEEP too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[butters92126]

Hey star, i think as a loadout you should try demoman the sitcky jumper, persian persuader, and the wee booties :D just sounded interesting with the amount of ammo the jumper gets and the health you get from the persuader

[DerpyFuckles]

@butters92126 Why would you use wee booties with out the targe/screen?

[Savage413]

very nice job with the shortstop

[xerofirex]

wait so the guy killed someone on tv?? isnt that illegal??????!?!?!

[soarcheetah]

Shouldn't have included the stabbing part, totally blew your story.

Other than that, nice Scout gameplay. I'm terrible with the shortstop.

[imaterminator]

how do you have 150 heath?

[Sycth50]

@imaterminator he has the milkman set

[CrentBrent]

@imaterminator He has the Milkman layout.

[imaterminator]

@CrentBrent So if you have mad milk on you get +25 health?

[J6Unlimited]

@imaterminator no, if you have mad milk, shortstop, holy mackerel, and the The Milkman

[AFRODUDE1925]

He's not that creepy star...

[Ahead818]

I believed you until the part with the secret ingredient

[RealSokka]

he didnt kill anyone on TV. you foolin us star?

[WHOAgwPOPMYTHUMB]

Yea I watch the cooking channel alot and that commercial comes on and I think he is the weirdest individual ever

[Ezekielpurger]

Star, if I ever do watch this show it won't be nearly as good as you've made it out to be.

[blues03]

What the hell. You lost me after the kissing and stabbing part.

[MahdiKhazaali]

Its Chuck testa...

[imaterminator]

@MahdiKhazaali shut the fuck up

[5000goraea]

He's like a Simon Cowell on a cooking show....

[iAshTV2]

Yeah, you must have some balls if you go on a tv show, call yourself a sweet genius, and stab people with candy canes....

[Darkdruid1435]

Hey, since when did Gary Busey get a cooking show?

lol

[Tom03110]

this is the funniest commentary ever.

[IAmTheEvilToast]

Anyone notice the Scout laughed after he made the pedo joke?

[PlacenProductions]

Star, I love your attitude towards things. Make more of these!

[Shutpoem]

why dont u join a team?

[XC11301991]

Was Star describing his nightmare after watching the show?

[noahmil1998]

my aunt work in the food network

[TheDefiantSquirrel]

IS DIS REEL?!?!

[kuzyasexy]

U DA MAN, man

[MrGamers246]

are u joking or did he really kill some1

[Nixitur]

@MrGamers246 Yes, he murdered someone on television and they are gonna eat his corpse.

...

Did you seriously think that's true. -__-

[bakuboy501]

@Nixitur i did lol

[MrSupergen]

@MrGamers246 LMFAO

[Lilbiz94]

I like how the Scout begins laughing hysterically as Star finishes the rapist bit of the rant.

[H20fulman]

3:12- look closely, somone found a bat 0.o

[DJdeaddude]

i think you might be getting sweet genius mixed up with csi or something. either way WTF

[Kujar3Player]

You are so random Star :D love your videos!

[antiquatedannomaly]

Idk about him being a genius, but he is a narcissist for sure.

[cheapmovies9P]

@suomiguildi yes, Quake 4

[suchahipster]

2:48 Nice timing, scout.

[zotde75]

This video is hilarious, and it showed up in my sub box

[snugglebear97653]

hey what gun is that?

[Aaroning]

@snugglebear97653 short stop made from force of nature and reclamed

[snugglebear97653]

@Aaroning thanks! 

[koolfool88]

This did not show up in my sub box

[bassoonistfromhell]

how do you feel about anthony bourdain?

[WoodenZigzagoon]

They're eating her! And... then they're going to eat me!

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOO.....

[LukeTheElite]

Oh wow that was great

[csm153]

2:48 funniest moment 

[AndrewByrneNCC]

sry wrong time its at 3:16

[AndrewByrneNCC]

beast pyro at 3:33

[grandfireball]

shortstop <3

[AntiGrav510]

Obligatory. Every time Star joins your server, now you gotta switch to the name 'Sweet Genius'

[WoodenZigzagoon]

@AntiGrav510 YES!

[fakeadam19]

Now this is what I'm talking about Star: you're a bright young man but you... Need to lay off the sauce.

[Galimag64]

Lex Luthor's getting a cooking show?

[ZestyMcLime]

I'm pretty sure that the stabbing someone with a candy cane and using him as an ingredient is not real....

unless he's the scout.

[Xebanily]

He looks like the Mystery Man from David Lynch's "Lost Highway." D:

Link for those who haven't seen it:

/watch?v=vZLQW2qr5Hs

[ThyEvanRocks]

The shortstop is ridiculous if you have good aim. :)

[AmiEvander]

Wait wait lemme get this straight...he actually killed someone for real on the show? Or are you having nightmares about it? Because if he really did...*insert office season 5 meme here*

[nielpedro]

my tf2 broke again, i have to reinstall it.its the 27th time i reinstall it since the day tf2 have been released in 2007

[thejsword]

does he actually kill or...

[privateignoto]

star has really lost it lol