MST3K Best of Vol. 1

[Palmergedd0n]

I make videos like Mystery Science Theatre. Check them out if you want some funnies!

[ChunAsperEndao]

I completely forgot how much I love Night of the Blood Beast, and I never realized just how many names they gave to the meat head in Space Mutiny. Ah, this was good stress relief.

[SIDisTHE]

oh my god im crying right now that was sooooooooooo funny thank you

[Psycomantis1]

Crud Bonemeal!

[BallsAndAdick]

who else thought the title MST3K was just some weird way to spell MISTAKE for the series...

[DeathProof1997]

"My god I'm pregnant..."

[182akatsuki]

Slam Squat-thrust is the best name ever

[Psycomantis1]

@182akatsuki Reese Blastbody!

[182akatsuki]

@Psycomantis1 Thick McRunfast! Buff Drinklots!

[5that1dude5]

Oh shit it's steve.

[BornToSayTheObvious]

Why it isn't Steve?

[Egarhboi]

Loook a frooog!

[DarkTwoLion]

Steve? I really wish there was a Steve the red Pikmin reference

[abridgedfan]

@DarkTwoLion Hah! And I thought I was the only Chugga fan here. XD

[perplacymp]

@abridgedfan thank you sooo much for reminding me! I had completely blocked him(and them) out. "Now, what you need to look out for is... *******!" :) :)

[thegokartmozart]

Everytime I watch this Big McLarge Huge gets me every single time. Hilarious!

[vennylos]

Awesome editing! You could work for the show! As usual ball-busting laugh on the floor funny.

[suzycreamcheesez]

um...yes?

[vegasblackout]

LoL! Big McLargehuge

[g8rbroncogb2]

the linguistic naming convention at the end really got me - the NFL should do this to all their new draftees, to make it even more interesting

[gHostHeroin]

"everybody is steve"

[goreombola]

"I'll keep fiddling with the corpse..."

[Sharagran]

"Go you bizarre little man!"

My sides are hurtin'.

[farrarjr3]

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY!! LOL

[corbyz]

Missed the BEST stuff from Space Mutiny... the weird high-pitched scream he does.

[leeza2007]

hahahaaaa@lemon zestor of destruction

[solidblood]

woody allen asked me out LOLOLOL

[thedragonsmith1]

"Brick Hardmeat" LOL

[HSimon1981]

1:48 HELP! THE CONDUCTOR'S HAVING A SEIZURE! ROFL.

[HSimon1981]

The Stanley Cup has invaded Earth.

[HSimon1981]

I want a dollar for every time he says Steve.

[loadedjogger]

@HSimon1981 No problem, I'll get Steve on it.

[twags32689]

BOB JOHNSON!

[timb0nic]

Steve?

[CiNtO92]

crankwhore xD

[realradiodevil]

grownups of the corn

[ilovetoparty1]

i died when he said woody allen asked me out

lmaooo

[ZombayQueen19]

"lets give him a little more time to die" great stuff!!

[bevyk777]

Steve?? Get Steve on it! :) I am the lemon zester of destruction!

[neoterous]

a rare godzilla-free day

[cit690]

"woody allen asked me out"

[MegaTaylor12345]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thats a shaaaaaaaaame lol

[Holdington]

What's the second movie in this clip?

[devospud]

@Holdington

Night of the Blood Beast

[Holdington]

@devospud Thank you! I'm gonna fire up this episode this weekend.

[Holdington]

@devospud Thanks for you answer! Sorry for the later reply, appreciate it.

[Holdington]

@devospud Thanks for the help man!

[doobermanpincher]

Aww... the best one from Space Mutiny wasn't in there... "I'm gonna inflate him to 35 pounds!"

[jkautt1066]

And the Steve's are there!

[FlyinGuyGirl]

"oh god, i'm pregnant" HAHA

[tessdale]

by god this has...

"takes off sunglasses"

steve written all over it

[TomSFox]

@tessdale YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

[IggyHazard]

"Woody Allen asked me out."

It's funny (in a sick way) because it could actually happen.

X-P

[CyclopsHD]

beef punch beef

[trier4952]

"Dick Courier, when dick absolutely has to be there overnight"

[Ziggy7789]

"Not everybody is Steve!"

[Ziggy7789]

HELP! THE CONDUCTOR'S HAVING A SEIZURE!

[tk339]

Steve?

[TheWizardIsaac]

Steve?

[huzdaman100]

Let's see..yep. Still dead.

[IROCKFORME]

owlsrmyfriends141, i love you. so much.

[FredDude27]

"Look a frog" cracks me up everytime :D

[pnutbutrncrackers]

@FredDude27 I don't get that one. Could you clue me in?

[FredDude27]

@pnutbutrncrackers

Watch the clip from 04:41 onward and eventually you'll get it :)

[pnutbutrncrackers]

@FredDude27 ?? Must have a mental block. Or I'm not hip to dirty stuff, if that's what it is. Many of the lines I find hilarious. Such as ...

"What's that -- a man?" (Answer:) "Yeah, believe it or not, yep."

"... a rare, Godzilla-free day ..."

"He's getting deader."

"Steve, Steve and I have something to tell you."

"What a selfish thing to say."

[Technoboy200]

Who doesn't love MST3K?

[ashland1977]

This is all so hilarious, LOL.

[FuzzboxVoodoo94]

"Is that a man?"

"Mhm."

Yeah, believe it or not!

[tehWudge]

YEAH MINNESOTTA!

[MikeJRodden]

How can this be "Best" without Joel?

[Blahblobify]

@MikeJRodden

mike nelson shits on joel just like pearl makes her dad look like douche leftovers..LET THE FLAMES BEGIN !

[MikeJRodden]

@Blahblobify "Yeah? Well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man." - The Dude

[Blahblobify]

@MikeJRodden

This agression Will NOT Stand !

That carpet really tied the room together.

[MegaTurbo45]

a rare godzilla free day !! ahahahaha

[747795Footballguy]

I'm Hard Rock! I'm Coco! I'm Joe!

[typacsk]

Well, hopefully Steve, Steve and Steve from Yugioh Abridged would be reassured to know that there are other contenders for the worst Steves ever.

[FredDude27]

Steve?

[AnimeEyes143]

Bob Johhnson :D

[KimxRonForever100]

"I'm going to go kill myself again."

[Xanaset]

This has "Steve" written all over it.

[revinevan87]

I am the lemon zester of destruction. XD

[bevyk777]

STEVE??!!! Get Steve on it!

[bevyk777]

"grownups of the corn"

[CPTHAP]

-I want a good explanation for all of this.

-ELVES.

[TheJboy88]

If I ever find myself alone in a movie theatre with my brother, we are SO going to do something like this.

[kidcapri789]

Steve, Steve and I have something to tell you. XD

[454RedHawk]

smokemanmuscle

[pandapittie]

It's a rare Godzilla-free day!



[cavalierfan1995]

OI OI OI

FLINT IRONSTAG

CRUD BONE MEAL

CRUNCH BUTT STEAK

BOB JOHNSON (OH WAIT)

[emilynextdoor]

Thick McRunfast!

[queerpriestess]

"He's getting deader...It's as if he's dead!"

XD

[Assissan1232]

WHY ARE THEY SO DAMN FUNNY!? I CANT DRINK ANYTHING WILE WATCHING THIS!

[illmsg77]

HAHAHAHA.......... Big McLargehuge

[MrShadowzs]

Look a frog

[Fudoko0114]

Roll fizzlebeef!

[Assissan1232]

there must be a good explanation for this, ELVES!

hold on i guess theses not

XD

[YehoshuaWhite]

Big McLargeHuge

[whoohaaXL]

@YehoshuaWhite That was the best one, lmao!

[Lissbirds]

"This has Steve written all over it."

One of my all-time favorite MST3K lines.

[ddgasm]

"Dick Currier. When dick absolutely, positively has to be there overnight." XD

[Durgyburg]

Grizzle Mcthornbody

[COD4freak123]

not everybody is steve :o

[rwaggs62]

Listen @ 5:08 ...

[rwaggs62]

Woody Allen married her!!!

[AlexJ1]

Slab Squatthrust, reporting for duty.

[RudeBoiMassiv]

lemon zester of destruction lmao

[JerichoDitch2]

Slab Clenchfist, Pec Squarejaw

[ayerjake]

Tuff Rustrod , Slam Squathrust

[theretrogamer14]

I may be asking a stupid question but who DOESNT like mystery science theatre!?!?!

[perplacymp]

55 people worked on the dubbing of "Prince of Space".

1 person wrote the autopsyscene for "Night of the Blood Beast".

Someone introduced them to youtube.

[FredDude27]

Big McLargeHuge

[UchuuKeijiRaidanjin]

@FredDude27 Punch RockGroin

[BigDaddyVa0]

Will Steve need help boarding up the windows?

Get Steve on it.

Oy

I can't even find this show in syndication anymore. Life's not fair.

@lixunan, I can't believe you went through Mutiny in Space and omitted the scene where the woman we just saw murdered is working at her post on the bridge. Man, that was one godawful movie! Only the MST3K crew could make it entertaining.

[EveLynne2031]

"He's still dead."

[NEZDRED]

"This has STEVE written all over it!" haha I love this show.

[BBCorran]

big mclarge huge, hahahahah

[ninjomaniac]

Damn dude, this is what my friends and I do when we rewatch movies normally

[PyrozPlayground]

There's an explanation and a good one for all of it...

ELVES.

XD

[test08151337]

crank whore? ^^

[grindman69]

these clips might have been funny in the context of the movie, but as disparate jokes they don't work.

[imakeyougoWTF]

. . . Reef BlastBody Big McLargeHuge Smoke ManMuscle Feet PunchBeef Hack BlowFist Roll FizzleBeef.

[imakeyougoWTF]

Blast HardCheese Slab BulkHead Bold BigFlank Splint ChestHair Flint IronStag Blot VanderHuge Thick McRunFast Buff DrinkLots Crunk SlamChest Fist RockBone Stump BeefKnob Smash LambChaw Punch RockGroin Buck PlankChest Stump Chunkmen Derk HardPeck Rip SteakFace Slate SlabRock Crud BoneMeal Brick HardMeat Whip SlagCheek Punch SideIron Bristle McThornBody Slate FistCrunch Buff HardBack Bob Johnson Blast ThickNeck Crunch ButtSteak Slam SquatThrust Lump BeefBroth Touch RustRod . . .

[Letalone]

stumphardnob

[Masterorp]

BUFF DRINKLOTTS!!!!!!!!



[PyrozPlayground]

@Masterorp CRUNCH BUTTSTEAK! LOL

[gnrcr]

Only these guys could make ''Steve ?'' a phrase that could make me piss my pants.

[pullmylink1223]

Brick Hardmeat. ROFL

[jordinyc]

Oh like anyone's gonna get the "F-Troop Ghostbusters" reference XD

[helrazer101]

Steve?

[Sorce473]

Big McLargehuge!

[AlanSmithee06]

Steve? Steeeeeeve? Steve!  OMG STEVE!

[snoozer998]

I love Whose Line is it Anyway's Film Dub game and was recommended to watch this. I couldn't even get through a minute of it.

[krisshayfur]

Great video to watch in olde timey 1911 style.

[alexthehunted]

steve

[AlanSmithee06]

@alexthehunted Steve?

[SexyGreekBaby89]

"he's getting deader, it's like he's dead!" hahaha

[clbiel99212]

Crank whore?



[mind27901]

im steve

[VerityDemortem]

I wonder if Little Kuriboh got his "army of Steves" idea from this.

[laney50w]

LOL "Woody Allen asked me out" LMFAO!!!!!!

[454RedHawk]

@laney50w

Yeah that one was the best IMO LOL

[laney50w]

@454RedHawk LMAO!!! This episode has got to be in the Top-5 All-Time Greats of MST3K, hands down!

[aocidicoa]

@laney50w best riff here!

[aocidicoa]

"Steve? Steve and I have something to tell you"

[zachtheninja1991]

big Mclarge huge lol

[keikuru1]

big mclargehuge

[thedom101]

He's a little low on air...

[Veronox117]

Brick hardmeat.

Big McLargehuge.

[GriffithAMPS]

Truman Capote sent to fight Krankor

[kingslice75]

Should have known most of them would come from "Prince of Space" and "Neptune Men". They're both the same movie

[elevencrows]

"Gristle McThorn-body!"

[elevencrows]

This has "Steve" written all over it!

[WolfPaw19]

4:57 through 5:49 had me LOLing hard on the floor. All those names were hilarious! XDD Big McLarge Huge!! XD and Stump Chunkman!!

[sdfgsfgbvdfv]

i would have loved if they did movies people actually knew about. can you image them on something like "The Breakfast Club"

[hippiebutnot]

@sdfgsfgbvdfv they make fun of well known movies too. Youtube "Rifftrax".

[nowais]

Steve?

[mph1ish]

Yes they are on DVD!! I have a ton of them. Check Ebay for the best deal.

[tanrat7]

I wonder if MST3000 episodes are on dvd

[Snazz15]

@tanrat7 They are. You can rent or instantly watch some on Netflix.

[tanrat7]

@Snazz15 oh ok cool

[Franky000]

Stump Beefknob

[stilltainted922]

"he's getting deader- it's as if he's dead"

[dcelliott12]

lol what movie is the last one?

[guns4hire2000]

Big McLargeHuge :)

[MrOrangePancake]

I love the robot on the right :P

[NomaTheFox]

@MrOrangePancake Crooooooooooooooooooow!

[Rogers1981]

Oh! Krankor blew up a potential tackler on the 40 and now there's nothing but daylight!

[propanobend]

haha big mc large huge

[Dablkwid0w2008]

Helloooo

[ninjawraith17]

@gregoryschmo

After that dog!

[xXxDANMANxXx]

hahahaha 0:48 and 0:53

[Drez26]

53 people weren't Steve

[SurlyInsomniac]

@MichRockHop81108 You must be a lot of fun on long car trips.

[MichRockHop81108]

@SurlyInsomniac thumb comments are dumb, and unfunny, stay out of this sir.

[SurlyInsomniac]

@MichRockHop81108 No, losing your temper and swearing like a mental patient over a harmless YouTube post from is dumb, albeit a little bit funny. Stop playing Internet Tough Guy. It's obnoxious, pointless and a good way to get yourself banned, sir. If I lost my temper every time I read what I thought was a "dumb and unfunny" YouTube comment, I'd have died from a brain hemorrhage years ago. If you don't like what someone has to say, give it a thumbs down, like I'm about to do to your posts...

[MichRockHop81108]

@SurlyInsomniac You left that comment because you wanted people to think it was clever, and you wanted it voted up. I don't know WHY else you would say something like that.............Were you laughing when you wrote that???? Did you ACTUALLY think 53 people weren't Steve was a funny comment? If so then wow....You must be a lot of fun on long car trips.

[SurlyInsomniac]

@MichRockHop81108 Why does every YT thread, however innocuous the subject, inevitably attract some foulmouthed bully? You don't think Drez26' post was the height of wit? You are entitled to your opinion. The way you expressed your opinion however was over the top and out of line. You're just the sort of humorless bore the MST3K guys liked to make fun of. Oh, and in answer to your questions; no, I don't laugh as I write. Yes, I am a delight on long car trips. Am I clever? Only comparatively.

[MichRockHop81108]

@SurlyInsomniac How come every YTthread attracts some doosh who thinks it's funny to comment on thumbs. You see it on almost every video and I just like talkin smack about that subject. You dont like THAT? Dont get involved, but as of now you havent left any stupid thumb comments tryin to be cool, so I aint got no beef with you. Feel free to start one though.

Love,

Marsh

[MichRockHop81108]

@SurlyInsomniac okok how about this. I respectfully demean your thumb comment as it isn't funny or clever and I anticipate that you left it in the hopes of feeling cool. I removed the F word one.

[SurlyInsomniac]

@MichRockHop81108 It wasn't my comment you were originally criticizing but I appreciate the sentiment, nevertheless. Lord knows I certainly don't want to "start a beef" which could escalate into a bloody, winner take all mano-a-mano. And by "bloody, winner take all mano-a-mano" I mean "humiliating and increasingly tedious series of email exchanges between two nerds who apparently have nothing better to do with their time".

[MichRockHop81108]

@SurlyInsomniac what are we talking about?

I just really hate thumb comments