But at least it's well polished with smooth animations and the races aren't all the same 4 body types with pastel colored skin and swapped out alien heads.
Swtor on the other hand is a poorly written game that gives the illusion of choice, 90% of the voice acting is forced, the game is unoptimized, the races are all bland, the animations jerky, the graphics dated, the gameplay even more so, and horrid customer service.
@Redfield224 Compare that to Vanilla wow in its first three months... garbage questing in wow vanilla, bad animations back then and serious balance issues with no raids.
@Demandred02 That was eight years ago. Why would people pay to play a shitty, unfinished MMO when they can play WoW? The game is dying. It's like Warhammer Online all over again.
Why do Biodrones insist on clinging to this fucking excuse?
8 Years ago was a completely different console generation.
Blizzard didn't have a 300 Million dollar budget.
Blizzard only had everquest to go off of.
Bioware on the other hand KNEW they were making a WoW clone...And yet they copied all the shit features from WoW and NONE of the good ones. They didn't need to think of 8 years worth of ideas, Blizzard did it for them.
WE NEVER INTENDED THIS GAME TO HAVE FLYING SHIT. FOR HIGH RESOLUTION SHIT YOU WILL ONLY SEE IT IN A CUTSCENE AS INTENDED. WE DID THIS BECAUSE WE KNEW YOU COULDN'T HANDLE SHIT IN HIGH FIDELITY.
U COMPRAIN ABOUT GRORIOUS DEVEROPUR? DING DONG BANNU
U COMPRAIN ABOUT GRORIOUS MODURATORU? OH, YOO BETTA BEREEV DAT'S A BANNU
IT HAS COME TO MAY GRORIOUS ATTENTION DAT NASTY TRORR HAZ BEEN IMITATINGU ME ON FORUM DIS IS A SHAMEFUR DISPRAY AND UNACCEPTABOO SO DEY DING DONG BANNU
@TheMordredz While I don't know about you, I don't tend to pay 60$ for something, just to get treated like shit from the ccompany, laughed on by one of the worst patches in MMO' history, having full days of maintenance time(11:00-19:30 PM) all this. ALL this shit while they try to seduce me by resubscribing for an amazing "Founder" title!
Mass effect 3 anyone?
XFerginatorX 14 hours ago 2
Be excrement to each other.
pyranology 2 days ago
Oh god, I thought I knew what was coming, but it was so much better
sihylm0 5 days ago
So is this the Online pass DLC?
LordHamm 5 days ago
Don't forget day-one DLCs, now with 15% more jamaican ginger bread.
KethamBodds 1 week ago
THIS IS INNOVATION! I will buy the collectors edition 10 times!
joevidya 1 week ago 9
Never knew Hamburger Helper lived in the hippo pool
fresca9990211 1 week ago 16
out of breath
hikuro14 2 weeks ago
I just showed this to my mom and she has made me post it to her facebook wall in order to share the joy!!
fifilouloutrixibelle 2 weeks ago
this is how ME4 will look when they put all actions on SPACEBAR
LaxeCas 2 weeks ago 10
passed out for 5 minutes
WoshJilliamson 2 weeks ago
This made it's way on to the official SWTOR forums. It is how I found out about this little gem. I wonder what the developers think of this!
LOL
lippmannk1 2 weeks ago
I can't stop laughing.
lippmannk1 2 weeks ago
That is an inaccurate representation of the SWTOR MMO. For more accuracy, the fart should have sounded in hi-fi and made by Jeniffer Hale.
chomag725 3 weeks ago
i actually can smell the fart :s
dulf87 3 weeks ago
@dulf87
Dude it's probably your upper lip.
shrek187 1 week ago
Did Hamburger Helper lose weight?
Vidyadude 4 weeks ago 13
enjoy the show...fuckers
chinamen555 1 month ago
DOOR KNOB!
nataher123 1 month ago
Hamburger Helper in her natural habitat.
RavingKunaiX 1 month ago 10
Best cutscene in TOR by far!
ghettosweep 1 month ago 7
Alright, who let Hepler out of her cage this time?
9Se8ru7 1 month ago 5
Hamburgerhelperwritingme3scrpit.jpg
muffinmad 1 month ago 33
HELP IVE FALLEN I CANT GET UP! lmfaoooooo
deathkid64 1 month ago
he does not give a fuck!
MrFirellama99 1 month ago
I pissed myself.
Iemanonymous1 1 month ago
I think i heard a kid saying "Mom do you think i can learn to do that?"
TheDoucheChanel 1 month ago
GOOD GOD I THINK I CAN FUCKING SMELL IT
XoXitsSaruhh 1 month ago
WoW killer. It's a feature.
Clembo 1 month ago
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Clembo 1 month ago
It's a feature.
Bert2DX 1 month ago
Looked and sounded like a weedwacker...
lolque99 1 month ago 6
hamburger_helper_writing_mass_effect_3.avi
toldosaurusrex 1 month ago 8
hippos kick ass next to the sloth
Maper555 1 month ago
Who the fuck is Hamburger Helper?
rabidm0ng0se 1 month ago
what was that?
baryon15 1 month ago
hamburger_helper_interview.wmv
pallynei 1 month ago 2
Hilarious. BioWare goofed with Dragon Age 2, but they do make high quality games otherwise
RasenReturns 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Hey look! I think I see WoW as one of the pieces of mud!!
SQUASH!!
Oh shit..BioWare giant hippo in the room just squashed WoW! :O
people : "good riddance, who the fuck wants to be a panda"
kid "mommy they have pandas there!?!!?"
dad "facepalms"
lol
did any of you catch what i was doing there? :P
TheJedimaster6788 1 month ago
@TheJedimaster6788
Say what you will about WoW.
But at least it's well polished with smooth animations and the races aren't all the same 4 body types with pastel colored skin and swapped out alien heads.
Swtor on the other hand is a poorly written game that gives the illusion of choice, 90% of the voice acting is forced, the game is unoptimized, the races are all bland, the animations jerky, the graphics dated, the gameplay even more so, and horrid customer service.
Redfield224 1 month ago
@Redfield224 Compare that to Vanilla wow in its first three months... garbage questing in wow vanilla, bad animations back then and serious balance issues with no raids.
Demandred02 1 month ago
@Demandred02 That was eight years ago. Why would people pay to play a shitty, unfinished MMO when they can play WoW? The game is dying. It's like Warhammer Online all over again.
Ripulintuoja 1 month ago
@Ripulintuoja Because people are sick of magic.They want the force.But the force failed us.Chuck Norris wasn't playing the froce this time.
TheDoucheChanel 1 month ago
@Demandred02
Why do Biodrones insist on clinging to this fucking excuse?
8 Years ago was a completely different console generation.
Blizzard didn't have a 300 Million dollar budget.
Blizzard only had everquest to go off of.
Bioware on the other hand KNEW they were making a WoW clone...And yet they copied all the shit features from WoW and NONE of the good ones. They didn't need to think of 8 years worth of ideas, Blizzard did it for them.
I bet you liked Dragon Age 2, didn't you?
Redfield224 1 month ago
@Redfield224 You're an idiot.
rabidm0ng0se 1 month ago
@rabidm0ng0se Explain how he is an idiot. Instead Ill tell you that "You're an idiot.".
MrMittenshasatophat 1 month ago
ahaha very true
GlorySWTOR 1 month ago
Pre-ordered.
JohnMooreification 1 month ago 7
game of the year 2011
wootbastard 1 month ago
@wootbastard every year
rabidm0ng0se 1 month ago
Bioware: I don't think they like to eat our shit anymore. Can we now make Kotor 3 with Obsidian?
EA/LA: No because then fans would be happy.
MrSunstar81 1 month ago 9
@Notewell1994 LMAO
borek92 1 month ago
What has been seen can not be unseen.
rhinoxbeans 1 month ago
Got MILK?
nokkien 1 month ago 2
The hippo just typed-out some code for a new SWTOR quest.
GrievousCommander 1 month ago
"I think we're don here"
Sorry, lady. You're here forever.
jroddd66 1 month ago 12
This has been flagged as spam show
This is how Hamburger Helper writes the story of Bioware games.
junkietomato 1 month ago
This is how Hamburger Helper writes the story of Bioware games.
junkietomato 1 month ago
THE SHIT FLYING IN OUR FACES ISNT A GLITCH
ITS A FEATURE AND I ENJOY IT
nakedsnake351 1 month ago 146
@nakedsnake351 THE SHIT IS WARM AND FEELS GOOD. I AM ENJOYING IT. IT'S NOT A GLITCH BECAUSE IT AFFECTS US ALL.
alternatively:
ME AND MY FRIENDS ARE NOT BEING SPRAYED WITH SHIT SO YOU MUST BE DOING SOMETHING WRONG.
junkietomato 1 month ago 8
I haven't laughed this hard in weeks.
Abramisen 1 month ago
GODDAMNIT, /b/!!!!!!
aMondayMorning 1 month ago
I'm flattered.
gattocake 1 month ago
WE NEVER INTENDED THIS GAME TO HAVE FLYING SHIT. FOR HIGH RESOLUTION SHIT YOU WILL ONLY SEE IT IN A CUTSCENE AS INTENDED. WE DID THIS BECAUSE WE KNEW YOU COULDN'T HANDLE SHIT IN HIGH FIDELITY.
Classic0187 1 month ago
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Classic0187 1 month ago
the Hippo was only asked about his PvP experience in SWTOR.
fidzlefou 1 month ago
WE LIKE THE SHIT FLYING IN OUR FACE, EVER HEARD OF INNOVATION?
alidan233 1 month ago
THE SHIT IS A FEATURE AND I'M ENJOYING IT FLYING IN MY FACE!
DatWittyName 1 month ago 5
WHY AM I FOOKEN LAUGHING SO HARD
Sinsearach 1 month ago
but i know i guy who works there, he's awesome
donavanman 1 month ago
lol at kid "what was that!!?"
SirQuote 1 month ago
This is sw:tor gameplay at its best !
MugiwaraNoGintoki 1 month ago
This wouldn't be funny if it flung that shit in your face.
PrezOfHP 1 month ago
Hot.
TheCompleteWeirdo 1 month ago
I didn't think I would laugh. I laughed.
NotTrollingAtAll 1 month ago
Eggs. Milk. Your roommate. Camera. Youtube.
epsilon881 1 month ago
my sides
vinnieveritas 1 month ago 70
Level_up!.avi
GustavoMsTrashCan 1 month ago
The flying shit is not a bug is a feature that adds immersion and realism to the gamer. Pre order and you get one more hypo's ass
jrthedonald 1 month ago 13
SWTOR in a nutshell
beebeembopp 1 month ago
Just wait to see the DLCs!
baldulf2024 1 month ago
The shit hitting your face is a new feature, it's NOT a glitch.
ilaglikehell 1 month ago 7
Oh god.. lol
SuperGnomegrinder 1 month ago
Just like how SW:TOR went. People were all excited at first, but then Bioware just shit all over them. Ending in utter disappointment. lol
Darcside1000 1 month ago 7
DAT KIDS FACE AT 0:06
mem1o 1 month ago
@mem1o
It was his response to patch 1.1
twocows360 1 month ago
LOL
toldosaurusrex 1 month ago
Be excrement to each other.
SeductiveBaz 1 month ago 5
JenniferBrandesHelperwritesyetanothermasterpiece.wmv
Surpalago 1 month ago
Dat shotgun shit
Waterlemonish 1 month ago
TOR blows that thing - whatever it is...
puritain1 1 month ago
And thats why Mass Effect sucks, the end
BlueSnech 1 month ago
rofl.
StBeasty1 1 month ago
Congratulation, this is the only fart video I've ever laughed at. God damn.
Whelt 1 month ago
You missed a great opportunity to shop Hepler's face on that thing.
StripedShirt7 1 month ago
"What was that??!"
That, lady, was SW:TOR.
CaptainPengu 1 month ago
i like how every single little kid is freaking out about it getting out of the water
EmofacePS3 1 month ago
The pre-shit fart represents the trailers.
Trollfagget 1 month ago
"Okay I think we're done here now" - Bioware on Star Wars games
Vit837 1 month ago 3
Has Hamburger helper lost weight?
Kuukkelix 1 month ago 61
@Kuukkelix I liked this comment on 2 separate accounts.
FugaziCharon 1 month ago
3 hours to go
saminabox 1 month ago
HEY GUYS IF YOU JOIN NOW YOU WILL GET FOUNDER STATUS. ISINT THAT COOL YOU GUYS? PLEASE DONT GO. PLEASE EAT OUR SHIT DONT GO. PLS.
pixledemon 1 month ago 11
@pixledemon
lmao
CelticAngloPress 1 month ago
500 MILLION
tq3eufiy 1 month ago 7
Well they closed that threat realy quick, man i cry while lol-ing! xD
Reuzenkabouter 1 month ago
Fuck EA.
TrashMinky 1 month ago 3
That's some muckspread.
invadrgir 1 month ago
I like the lady at the end. "I think we're done here."
mortman200 1 month ago 3
This has been flagged as spam show
I AM STANRY ROO
GRORIOUS MODDU OF BIOWARU FORUM
U AR ARR NASTY TRORR AND WIILL BE DING DONG BANNU
U CRITICIZE BIOWARU GAEM? DING DONG BANNU
U NO RIKE GRORIOUS MODDU? DING DONG BANNU
U COMPRAIN ABOUT GRORIOUS DEVEROPUR? DING DONG BANNU
U COMPRAIN ABOUT GRORIOUS MODURATORU? OH, YOO BETTA BEREEV DAT'S A BANNU
IT HAS COME TO MAY GRORIOUS ATTENTION DAT NASTY TRORR HAZ BEEN IMITATINGU ME ON FORUM DIS IS A SHAMEFUR DISPRAY AND UNACCEPTABOO SO DEY DING DONG BANNU
END OF RINE
---- RINE ENDS HERE
1234Mindgames 1 month ago
So that's how they make so many DLCs!
MagmaChinkasu 1 month ago
MMM AW YEAH SHOVEL IT INTO MY MOUTH NO FASTER PLEASE YES BIOWARE OH IT TASTES SO GOOD AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH
RobotFetish 1 month ago 2
Is this the trailer for patch 1.2?
noja877 1 month ago 9
@noja877 well played sir, well played.
extinction1337 1 month ago
Then dont play and gtfo, thanks sunshine...
TheMordredz 1 month ago
@TheMordredz While I don't know about you, I don't tend to pay 60$ for something, just to get treated like shit from the ccompany, laughed on by one of the worst patches in MMO' history, having full days of maintenance time(11:00-19:30 PM) all this. ALL this shit while they try to seduce me by resubscribing for an amazing "Founder" title!
Fuck that game.
Jagarl1 1 month ago 4
@TheMordredz get out of the shitheap whiner, the rest of us will gladly eat up your shit as well
UnemployedMigrant 1 month ago
@TheMordredz
how does bioware's shit taste like?
taste good?
Randomtubeaccout 1 month ago
Who the fuck is sips?
Stop talking about him.
Rachman1337 1 month ago
I don't want to take this away from the bioware talk, but why the blue flying fuck would someone have to ask "what was that?" after that?
AppiusOS 1 month ago
lol this is exactly how i feel about Bioware at this time
derrick5277 1 month ago
is this real?
xJT94x 1 month ago
That video was more entertaining than a SWTOR cutscene.
resptsr 1 month ago 124
Trust Sips
T0M034 1 month ago 2
Looks like shit's hitting the fan.
heyitsfp 1 month ago 90
Sips!!!!!
onoznz 1 month ago
That was EA's contribution to the Mass Effect franchise.
MyChemicalBromance 1 month ago 5
from what sip video did you come from ? i just needd to read the comments on that video
athomicritics 1 month ago
@athomicritics sips liked this video on his channel, that's why.
TheRiculi 1 month ago
>8,522 views
>wot
L0ll3p0opz 1 month ago
THUMBS UP IF U LOVE SIPS!
mptgray 1 month ago
CHAINSAW!
mptgray 1 month ago
TOR endgame in a nutshell
FeanorBR 1 month ago
what the fuck is sips?
themightygeorge 1 month ago
Sips maybe the master of trolling.
twinallan 1 month ago
Sips why did you bring me here?
SirCastleBoy 1 month ago
is this that video of the hippo crapping... gets to 0:17 yep I thought so... :|
thewhiteone102 1 month ago
The sound is actually fake
MyLamington 1 month ago
when's the release date?
sexyfishproductions 1 month ago 2
I laugh at you noobs coming from Sips' channel, mandalore movies ftw!
challengingshout 1 month ago
@challengingshout Noobs? WE ARE SIPLETS!!!
Nepathian 1 month ago
Sip that!
dubey3008 1 month ago
The hell Sips?!!
acexyz5 1 month ago
Ty sips
tomsabin 1 month ago
sips troll
DamAlvmetal 1 month ago
the new weed whacker had arrived
TAmaster9 1 month ago
ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็
YouMadBro1001 1 month ago
Sipsters UNITE!
SirGoldfish092 1 month ago
Sips <3
1333melly 1 month ago
ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็???
wowmattias 1 month ago
Sips WTF???
slyfox3333 1 month ago
Damn you Sips....
MrBladimir3 1 month ago
"Did you see that?!" Morons...
Dino502Run 1 month ago
FRoos RO DHAA POOOOOO!!
Mattatacker 1 month ago
emmmm.... sips? we dont get any evenings with you because of this? im slightly dissapointed
TheYoungerScrolls 1 month ago
The woman that asks if someone saw that.Way to go, lady.
DrexzHD 1 month ago
SPIS-SIPS Y U BRING ME HERE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
mmatthewmulligan 1 month ago 2
wow sips...
Dodobane 1 month ago
sips you are freaking amazing
EpigDuelVids 1 month ago
Sips you bastard!
stevenington 1 month ago
sips brought me here
v1ODevastation 1 month ago
Sips for the Win!!
walkerk05 1 month ago
I think the description just about sums it up....
MrOlympuse410 1 month ago
Thanks....so...much sips....
shecterman99 1 month ago 3
what size Sips do you take? :)
TheEpicGaz 1 month ago
woman: "what was that?"
are you kidding me!
holyboddy 1 month ago
100% natural!!!
Dogofwar100 1 month ago
Sipsters unite!
aaroncassidy7 1 month ago
nature in all its glory! XD
pezy1408 1 month ago
no description available
Jimbobshawobodob 1 month ago
Happy birthday! *Blows party Blowout*
Jimbobshawobodob 1 month ago
SIIIIIIIIIIIPSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
rusty4000p 1 month ago
INCOMING SIPPERS!!!!
FaberFallout 1 month ago
WTF??!!! XD btw Sips Sent me
FrozenLaugh 1 month ago 2
When did Hamburger Helper get so skinny?
Personadero 1 month ago 49