Bible Adventures (NES) with commentary, part 1

[razorath92]

At the bottom of the screen it says "graphicsbynina" anyone else want to fucking kill this Nina person?

[Haggzstar]

Lol @ all the haters, dont like it, dont watch it.

Made me laugh anyway

[mrlemmon]

I think they never made GameGenie Codes for this because you would be cheating on a Bible Game,I guess.

[RobRobertTheMusicMan]

And Moses said unto Pharoah. "Let My People Go MotherFucker!"

And Noah said unto The Almighty. "What the Fuck!" "You want me to do What!"

[SteamingBullet]

That one object is hay. Because if you set it by a pig it will eat it and it kind of looks like it too.

[mauq4]

im glad you did commentary with this video lol because if it was just the video and gameplay id feel lonely and would want to smash my xbox because games LIKE THIS makes me wanna never play video games ever again.

[videokiller214]

My grandmother bought a copy of this game at goodwill and when I got it and played it I LAUGHED at it but I was three when I played it and I wasn't good at games at all

[Alex86658]

Your trying to be like angry video game nerd, and your failing Epicly! lol

[NecroVMX]

@Alex86658 Yes, because a candid, ad-lib commentary is *totally* the same thing as a planned-out, scripted review.

Idiot

[Alex86658]

@NecroVMX I mean you constant Fuck, and shit, and the way to speak about the animals and you say your not copying LOL, really man just try some lol

[Alex86658]

@NecroVMX I mean your constant "FUCK" "Shit!" and the way you discribe the animals lol, really man just try! lol

[NecroVMX]

@Alex86658 That's the way I talk, if you have a problem with it, then go fuck yourself.

[K33p3r99]

The way you swear and torture yourself while playing this game makes this video priceless. Thank you for the laughs.

[ghostlabmedia]

Fucking hilarious. I laughed the entire time I was watching this. Your comments and obscenities are priceless.

[sthebg20]

This is the game before "Left Behind"?

[StanleyKellie]

wow. this guy doesn't know any other word but "fuck."....wow....and what a complainer....and its a really easy game. I played it when I was like 6...he keeps complaining that the controls are slippery....maybe he just..oh idk..."fucking" sucks! hahahaha

[NecroVMX]

Yeah I don't know any other words than "fuck" because that is literally all i say in the video "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck"

Idiot.

I forgive you though, you played this as a child, you're obviously developmentally disabled.

Just don't breed, we don't need more of you.

[RokoLokoful]

@NecroVMX your funny as hell :)

[gnawaserge]

Yeah! Go WOrd OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!

[danofearth13]

the funniest part of this stupid review is that this guy is complaining about how retarded this game is and yet... he keeps playing it? lol

[NecroVMX]

the funniest thing about your comment is you don't know what is and isn't a review.

Oh no wait, the funniest part is where I block you and you get all indignant.

[jamey462]

to be such a shitty game, u sure are horrible at it. make something relevant u ass.

[NecroVMX]

You are an idiot.

[IrateFanDude1337]

"You pious ass." Good line Necro.

VLIR

[TheBobcatChannel]

This review is funny!

[TheCrimsoNinja]

as if those 6 animals are all we have

[Wanda4DecentValues]

FINALLY a video game that I will allow my son to play! A video game that is moral and decent, and wasn't made by godless immoral liberals. Where can I find a copy of this game?

[NecroVMX]

Any parent who would wish this abomination on their children clearly hates their children.

[jiltedkiller]

You clearly despise this game! Not that I blame you, religion shouldn't feature in videogames in my opinion. Brainwashing kids!

[Mourningwoodz]

@jiltedkiller

This is how religion works. Pump all this "god-jesus-heaven-hell-bullshi­t" into their brains as long as they believe in Santa Claus and don´t know any better. Then mix it with a bunch of irrational fear and you got your next generation of jesus heads.

[PhantosTheHedgehog]

To Wanda4DecentValues, why not let your son play on the Wii?

[carnival252]

dizzzaaaammmmmnnnn i forgot about this game!! whoa, funny ass memories...keep the playthrough commentaries funny...definitely a subscriber now...woot!

[gambitraven]

Prayer Jump

And god said ye jump higher witht he lord in mind lol

[Mapleholic]

You guys should see AVGN's review SO FUCKIN FUNNY!

[thewenusmastercaterr]

hahahahaha dude you made me laugh so hard lol you won my subscription and 5 stars i absolutely hate this game i actualy ordered it when i saw this video and it SUCKS!!!! BUT SO HILARIOUSLY GAY!!!!

[King178]

This game sucked so much that it was actually fun to play with for laughs, especially when your with other people talking about it. And I like how they use the same music in all the games.

[KypDurron87]

Sweet lord, I remember playing this when I was like 9.

Never beat it, of course.

Thanks for the stroll down memory lane :D

[Majacurihento]

lmao. so frustrating.

[weralasbiru]

the lil cube thing its bush for feed animal :Þ i tryed the game too ..and i hate the second stage..i stoped caus of damn bird keep attaking me.

[NecroVMX]

If "God's word" is anything like this game, then god sucks, because this game sucks.

[NecroVMX]

Dude, I'm not angry at all, you're the one who came down on me for saying a game is stupid. Firstly, I'm not a christian, so don't push your cult on me. Secondly, the game is stupid, regardless of what it's about. I'm not going to say something is wonderful because it's about Christianity, especially since I don't even like Christianity.

[NecroVMX]

We're cool

[NecroVMX]

I'll add fester's quest to my request queue

[NecroVMX]

It'll be a while, it's a long list right now.

[KolerikRocks]

this game should never have been invented it sucks ass so much dude i agree with u

[NecroVMX]

More blood for the blood god, more skulls for the skull throne.

[NecroVMX]

No, only a religious person would think like that. If the game didn't exist we wouldn't have it to laugh at, and for that i thank them.

[AnaliaHyrule]

oh. You do have a point. My spirituality is eclectic, can't be defined. THanks for pointing that out.

[hal0b0y]

this game gave me daibetes

[kathleentheterrible]

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[Sonicwolf359]

Hey kathleentheterrible, been watching my diabeetus video eh? lol. Anyways. This is a pretty bad game. Lame programming, meidocre graphics, lame control. the works.

[chibineptune]

You say the same thing as the AVGN. Like, monkey fuck, donkey shit and you say about that thing the same as AVGN. Why do you do that? Copy like the master. But it was Ok. AVGN Rocks!!!!

[NecroVMX]

I say a lot of shit. I do occasionally and shamelessly use lines he has because they're good. It's intended as nothing more than homage to someone I respect, becuase you're right, the AVGN fucking rules.

On the other hand, he doesn't hold a patent on the phrase "monkey fuck" and I have many of my own catchphrases.

Thanks for not taking it personally.

[infideler]

This game looks so bad I think that watching it gave me cancer.

Why would you're health be measured in commandment tablets!

And the animation of the running and the lifting of the animals.... classic SMB2.