This guy is fiiinnnneeee. I have a son and he's been told that if a boy hits him he should hit him back. But if a girl hits him, he should hit her harder then next time she will learn, just like the boy will learn.
I grew up with a brother and learnt fairly early on that if i hit him, he was gonna hit me back lol. That's was the job done tho and Id never lift my hand to hit anyone, male or female.
@obglobgablob Genius. Some women are like the abusive disrespectful kid that works at his dad's business over the summers, never being corrected. My view on hitting women is EXACTLY the same as it is on hitting men. How much have they provoked me? Have I tried other means? What's the threat and size/strength difference? What is the minimum force I need to use to both stop the provocation AND provide a deterrence for future highly provocative behavior?
I agree. You don't abuse anybody, but there's only so much you can take before it's Ok to hit someone. If women want equal rights, they've got to expect equal treatment to come with the territory. Like Chris Rock once said, "Ain't nobody above a ass-whoopin', just don't do it." I agree with that for the most part.
I'm Bill's age and I don't find this to be some "critical point". I find it to be a sweet spot. I enjoy my hobbies and avoid bars and don't chase women, and that is that!
@Torgo1969 Bravo my friend! You "get it". Men don't need women, but when a guy actually lives that way it's a never ending litany of shaming language from women. Are you gay? don't be mad at all women because you were hurt. what's wrong with you? why can't you keep a woman? why do you hate women?
I can only guess at how much you actually accomplish in a day because you're not tied down by some nagging bitch.
Acquire currency, ignore bitches, live a good life!
@cragmac1000 , So fuck chivalry and fuck equality and women should learn to appreciate what you've got and give back to men. Women, instead of thinking of what you want in your time -- or at that moment -- learn to appreciate the certain point of view of a man.
To all the men on here espousing all these negative ideas and feelings about women - I totally understand and agree. But I will qualify that by saying you are talking about girls in a certain age group, not women. So my suggestion is get yourself an older woman, at least 35+. She won't need anything from you, but will definitely have some wants to be satisfied, so you will need to get your game face on and get your skills in all areas up to par. :-)
@NinjaBooKitty "get yourself an older woman, at least 35+. She won't need anything from you"
With all due respect, are you serious? A woman over 35? If a man only needs a fertile woman's beauty to make his life complete, why would he want someone over 35?
Females are leeching complainers that expect everything handed to them, they feel they are entitled to not contributing anything because of their gender. They judge thier man's every action and try to form them like a play dough man into exactly what they want because they dont give a shit we want to be ourselves and just live our lives in peace.
@SoCalDualSport, I agree a man should love honor,and cherish his wife. I grew up the son of a pastor and the male-bashing in churches is disgusting. The men get blamed for everything. There doesn't seem to be much ,if any respect for men's feelings or pain. A lot of "christian" women treat their husbands like second class citizens.
@afcpz That "second class," however, is so low, that there is no place for a third class, etc......I really have become disgusted by all of that, as well. I've been looking for a church, lately; I walk out of sermons, when they start doing that, and move to the next one.
Mahali must b a LADY. females ruin shit cause they just gotta have what guys have. Female versions of shit. leav rantanreason alone alright thats my buddy we think alike. Dude i was on lunch break. I heard the temptations my imagination. But a fuckin female version. Lyrics didnt change. They said he and his instead of she and her.
The fact that a guy can cum on his own makes women irrelevant. No matter how hot she is or how well you connect you will ultimately be miserable. I'll take porn and my PS3 over any broad. Watch porn,bust a nut,play some games. If you NEED to spike a chick just tag it and move along.
Thats only true in the West that women can have big mouthes like that and act like animals.
In the Islamic world, a woman would NEVER speak to a man that way or she will be beaten within an inch of her life. The Islamic situation is much more healthy than the Western male female relationship.
Men are second class citizens in the West, which has led to the end of the Western world as we know it. The future will be Asia and Islam.
@1226Theman Heaven is not obtainable thru islam. Islam is dead. Believe in islam if you want. God does not give you control over women. You just fake that part. Real men treat their women properly and honor them. islam treats women like dirt. Hitler was also very popular and then.....nothing.. Good luck with your internal struggle. Sorry that you got burned by a woman. Such bitterness..
@SoCalDualSport Actually original Christianity teaches that men are the head of the household.
Paul taught that wives were to OBEY their husbands. Ergo, don't try to make Christianity into some Matriarchal religion that it has become in the modern Western world.
Christianity nor Judaism ever taught men were second class citizens.
This concept is a new post 1960s anti-religion movement.
Rantan dude bein single is great. iv been single my whole life. At about 12 i came a decision. From other peoples experiences i found sex to b pointless and a waste of time. Nv experienced it nv will. Had lots of opportunities just didnt have it on my mind. Im goin to stay single the rest of my life. Its my decision bcause women add on to ur own problems. Im 19 and im goin on wit my insanity.
@jboogi90 Wanna know what's much more fulfilling that sex? Accomplishing awesome things! Go out and find the cure for cancer, I can guarandamtee you that will feel better than sex!
Here is the thing you will need to keep in mind my friend. Women WILL use shaming language on you if they ever find out you don't worship them. They will ask you if you're gay, or tell you that you can't get laid, basically threatening you. Understand who you are and what you want to do with your life
@samuelsixvids Dude, i WISH I was attracted to dudes! Fuck women. I'm so sick of them. I've been single by choice since april and I will not date a woman ever again. Hookers or sex robots, that is all I'm interested in now.
@Rantandreason You know, there ought to be a movement to legitimize prostitution. It would greatly reduce the dominance of women. But women say, say now, they don't want that because it demeans women. In addition they say it destroys the family. My response is that, the feminist movement has already done a good job of that.
Some of you boys are taking this a little too serious. I couldn't live in a world without women. They are beautiful, they smell good and they are soft. Imagine going to a party with only men. Nah man, i love woman. And Bill Burr has a girlfriend, he's just playing...
Let's be honest. If there was some way to reproduce without females and to get sexual pleasure without females at the same time, females would be out the door of our society, and you know what? The world would be a better place for it.
@mikelorenz121 , I agree with you. There are way too many spoiled whores stomping around without any understanding or appreciation for what men do for them that they take for granted every fucking day of their selfish and contradicting existences. My attitude is stop giving women things they do not appreciate and do not reciprocate back at you.
@cragmac1000 Exactly dude. Men are waking up to the fact that women are narcissistic, ego driven slags that only care about themselves and have zero regard for men even as human beings.
@mikelorenz121 , It certainly seems that way @mikelorenz121. The only good thing about them is that they are easy to spot, the bad thing is there's so many fucking whores.
Twistedwalrus yo dumb ass. Atheism is a choice just like you choose to belive in a deity that provide when we are dead. Atheist believe nothin is giving but earned u damn turd. Youre a slave to christianity somethin forced on us all by early whites.
@jboogi90 Atheism is not a "choice". I didn't "choose" to not believe in sky-fairies. Common sense gave me no choice. I no more "choose" to not believe in God than I "choose" not to believe in unicorns, there's just nothing they can do to convince me something silly exists.
I don't think Bill Burr hates women. Why is every single comment a hateful comment about us? Seriously, sexism isn't pretty on anyone, not all women are bitches.
@dermisogyn I'm sorry you had bad experiences with them. But there's good and bad in both gender. And right now I'm seeing the worst of the worst of men.
it's not easy to tell your girl that you hate going to visit her parents but when you do holy hell do the tears start. Then you have a whole evening of saying I'm sorry till you can finally put the fire out. What in God's name is wrong with women sometimes?
hahaha The man speaks the truth. I broke up with my girlfriend a few days ago. Fuck, it felt great. She was so irrational and emotional. I swear she heard voices in her head and she thought I was the one talking to her. Every argument we ever had the only words I was able to get out were "what the fuck are you talking about?" Yeah, and she called me an idiot for not being telepathic. And btw, I hope this little rant doesn't sound bitter because I'm actually really happy haha.
Ever notice how when someone alerts women to the constant abuse (physical and otherwise) that they inflict upon men, they ALWAYS cheer? I swear I lose respect for them more and more each day.
@TheEXpothead People think I'm joking when I say it. But right now there are 2 companies I know of that are working on a sex robot. I'm not even joking about this. They want a fully automated robot that will vacuum, do the dishes and fuck your brains out whenever you want. I will be the first in line when they come out and I will never look back! Enjoy your cats ladies. Maybe next time you'll learn to show guys some respect and take a little responsibility for your actions.
@Rantandreason actually, I've havn't heard about the sex thing, but I know they have very realistic robots in china or japan I don't know which one it was, but it's defenitly an asian invention. hahaahaha :) I think that line will be longer then the great wall of china, when that comes out XD
@Rantandreason I would buy this in a second. There's NOTHING you can do with a woman that you can't do with a man other than sex and romance. Women ruin romance because they are completely selfish, and they erode your will to live with their constant bullshit. The only reason no one calls them out is because we want to fuck them. If a robot came out that could fuck me and take care of me, I'd pick that over a woman IN A SECOND and just have "relationships" with my friends.
@MahiAli1994 Not only will I be the first one in line for a female sex robot, but I will personally see to it that male models are created as well. And each male robot will come with a kitten, so you don't get lonely.
@sallylongpants Alpa males are just the strongest who push themselves to the front of the breadline. Meaning, again, women have the power in the sexual arena and basically almost everywhere. In the case of money, women around 75% of money is spent by or for women. Money controls the movement of resources. This is the very definition of power. Prostitution should be legalized. It would cut down on sexual assualt, and lessen the power of women. Make it a more level playing field.
The reason women think they can say that shit, is because they think they are better. I mean, almost everyone, including men, tell them they are better in nearly every way. They have the advantage, especially in the sexual arena. Thus men are far more likely to indulge this bullshit.
Don't get married. Find a good one to have your child. We need more people like you. Just man up, pay child support, see your child on a regular basis but, don't get married.
Typical answer from some one who most likely has never picked up a book in their life and spends most of their life asleep. Good luck with that! ha ha
Here is an idea. Go outside and find a dirt clod. Now toss it up in the air and watch what happens. Did the dirt go everywhere and then create a vass universe? Nope! There is your proof big bang theory busted!!! You can not create different types of matter out of one type of matter without some type of power, design and intervention. That would be God. CASE CLOSED!!!
@SUNWOLF62 Go outside and find A big rock. Now toss it up in the air and watch what happens.iF you survive being hit withthis rock repeat if neceessary. Once dead explain to god that it was not suicide you were testing a theory and let me know what he says
@Sasarrus I just wanna tell you: don't go to church. many of the people there are DECEIVED and there is an unholy spirit in many of those places. it is better to seek God for yourself: in His Way. humble repentance, prayer, ask for help to be cleaned up by Him (I am not assuming that you are so inclined but the church institution/system leads MANY astray).
Wow you are just afraid to admit there is a God because then you would have to realize you are going to be judged for all the wrong things you may have said or done in your life. Yea one piece of matter can become multiple things without any intervention of any kind.
@penguinworm There is no evidence that proves evolution. What you believe we came from apes? ha ha ha If we came from apes then why are there still apes. You are going to tell me some apes said nope sorry I would rather be an ape and not a man. ha ha ha
the erosion part is sssooo true, i just pray i can find the happy medium between sleeping alone and having my soul crushed and nagged on a daily basis
Yea the funny thing is women would not even exist if it was not for Adam asking God to create him a mate of his kind. Women you owe us not the other way around!!!
@TwistedWalruse "-_- this is starting to get old, we didnt evolve from apes we evolved from the same common ancestor as the apes of today, were cousins not family.
@TwistedWalruse well there is proof for us coming from a common ancestor with todays apes*specially chimps and bonobos* but there is NO proof what so ever that there is a god, when u have tangible proof that there is one come tell me and ill admit i was wrong.
@MasterOfFlash92 So, I tell you that the monkey thing is as old as saying there's no proof in God, so you explain monkeys again?
How is it that we were luck enough that every atom in the solar system aligned so that it made a lush, green planet where life could thrive so well?
Just because you don't believe in religion doesn't mean you're smarter than I am. Religion is for hopeful people, atheism is for kids who were picked on in high school.
@TwistedWalruse well we rly weren't that lucky i mean there are millions of planets that we can live on, and we haven't even looked at more then 1% of the stars yet!
Hope is personal not spiritual, you can hope for death, love, worlds ending, and i never said i was smarter than you,,but if you feel that way then go read some books thats not published by churches?
and i am still in high school and so far i have never been picked on :)
*ps life dont need a green lush planet to thrive*
@TwistedWalruse i think they say that religion is for the fearful. i dont understand why getting "picked on in high school" would belie the belief of atheism. your statements are as weak as the blood of christ you fervently lap up every week (or is that not one of your purported "beliefs"?). we did not come from monkeys, we evolved from apes. if you know anything (which you seem to know it all), you know atoms are not the only thing that comprises the cosmos. no god is as valid as any god
@denverm4x You're telling me I'm a know-it-all when you just spent an entire paragraph with a minute amount of grammar telling me the things I already heard from every other atheist that argues with me? Here's an idea: tell me something I haven't already heard from every single atheist.
This guy is fiiinnnneeee. I have a son and he's been told that if a boy hits him he should hit him back. But if a girl hits him, he should hit her harder then next time she will learn, just like the boy will learn.
I grew up with a brother and learnt fairly early on that if i hit him, he was gonna hit me back lol. That's was the job done tho and Id never lift my hand to hit anyone, male or female.
Amrelee 1 day ago
FUCK THESE FUCKING CUNTED FUCKED UP MOTHER ARSE-LICKING BEEPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clumpft 4 days ago
That line that you can't cross with women wouldn't be so bad if women didn't constantly exploit it.
obglobgablob 4 days ago 3
@obglobgablob Genius. Some women are like the abusive disrespectful kid that works at his dad's business over the summers, never being corrected. My view on hitting women is EXACTLY the same as it is on hitting men. How much have they provoked me? Have I tried other means? What's the threat and size/strength difference? What is the minimum force I need to use to both stop the provocation AND provide a deterrence for future highly provocative behavior?
ActaNonVerba71 2 days ago
@ActaNonVerba71
I agree. You don't abuse anybody, but there's only so much you can take before it's Ok to hit someone. If women want equal rights, they've got to expect equal treatment to come with the territory. Like Chris Rock once said, "Ain't nobody above a ass-whoopin', just don't do it." I agree with that for the most part.
obglobgablob 1 day ago
aahahahaa man where was i, this guy fuckin owns!
FantastyckplastycK 6 days ago
I don't know why you guys that hate women so much just go become gay already. Just contact Vermin Supreme I bet it doesn't cost that much.
thesirenrayne 1 week ago
if everyone didn't want to fuck women no one would put up with their shit. they are psychos
lynchinjesus 1 week ago 2
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33habaneros 1 week ago
I'm Bill's age and I don't find this to be some "critical point". I find it to be a sweet spot. I enjoy my hobbies and avoid bars and don't chase women, and that is that!
Torgo1969 2 weeks ago
@Torgo1969 Bravo my friend! You "get it". Men don't need women, but when a guy actually lives that way it's a never ending litany of shaming language from women. Are you gay? don't be mad at all women because you were hurt. what's wrong with you? why can't you keep a woman? why do you hate women?
I can only guess at how much you actually accomplish in a day because you're not tied down by some nagging bitch.
Acquire currency, ignore bitches, live a good life!
Rantandreason 2 weeks ago
@Rantandreason good point
dermisogyn 1 week ago
@Torgo1969 yo
dermisogyn 1 week ago
Oh fuck. That line do exists! You can only see it when you passed it.
tednoob 2 weeks ago
I crossed that mental line about 5 years ago. Not kidding. And its true. Your views on everything switch completely.
iliketouploadstuff 2 weeks ago
"What a douche" Hahaha xD
Daazbee 2 weeks ago
Women who want chivalry and equality will never be happy, and neither will men.
cragmac1000 2 weeks ago
@cragmac1000 , So fuck chivalry and fuck equality and women should learn to appreciate what you've got and give back to men. Women, instead of thinking of what you want in your time -- or at that moment -- learn to appreciate the certain point of view of a man.
cragmac1000 2 weeks ago
To all the men on here espousing all these negative ideas and feelings about women - I totally understand and agree. But I will qualify that by saying you are talking about girls in a certain age group, not women. So my suggestion is get yourself an older woman, at least 35+. She won't need anything from you, but will definitely have some wants to be satisfied, so you will need to get your game face on and get your skills in all areas up to par. :-)
NinjaBooKitty 3 weeks ago
@NinjaBooKitty "get yourself an older woman, at least 35+. She won't need anything from you"
With all due respect, are you serious? A woman over 35? If a man only needs a fertile woman's beauty to make his life complete, why would he want someone over 35?
Torgo1969 2 weeks ago
OMG I love him in those jeans! ~drools~
NinjaBooKitty 3 weeks ago
Females are leeching complainers that expect everything handed to them, they feel they are entitled to not contributing anything because of their gender. They judge thier man's every action and try to form them like a play dough man into exactly what they want because they dont give a shit we want to be ourselves and just live our lives in peace.
mriley858 3 weeks ago
Psycho robots..."cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha..." LOL!!!!
MyOttoLink 3 weeks ago
@SoCalDualSport, I agree a man should love honor,and cherish his wife. I grew up the son of a pastor and the male-bashing in churches is disgusting. The men get blamed for everything. There doesn't seem to be much ,if any respect for men's feelings or pain. A lot of "christian" women treat their husbands like second class citizens.
afcpz 3 weeks ago
@afcpz That "second class," however, is so low, that there is no place for a third class, etc......I really have become disgusted by all of that, as well. I've been looking for a church, lately; I walk out of sermons, when they start doing that, and move to the next one.
MyOttoLink 3 weeks ago
Mahali must b a LADY. females ruin shit cause they just gotta have what guys have. Female versions of shit. leav rantanreason alone alright thats my buddy we think alike. Dude i was on lunch break. I heard the temptations my imagination. But a fuckin female version. Lyrics didnt change. They said he and his instead of she and her.
jboogi90 3 weeks ago
0:48 HE'S LAYING HIS ARM ON A GHOST'S SHOULDER!!
TheHouseOffice 1 month ago
I'm a hilarious, and I find this woman.
SuperPhantomBlade7 1 month ago
The fact that a guy can cum on his own makes women irrelevant. No matter how hot she is or how well you connect you will ultimately be miserable. I'll take porn and my PS3 over any broad. Watch porn,bust a nut,play some games. If you NEED to spike a chick just tag it and move along.
Chrisdrumz 1 month ago 2
Fuk this ain't a discussion room people laugh don't laugh thumb up or thumb down then fuk off .ps this guys hilarious
sav20000 1 month ago
Ekt comon man that last example failed if women controlled men then women would control the world. Good one but still.
jboogi90 1 month ago
Men are aggressive, women are passive-aggressive.
Men are dictators, women are sociopaths.
Men fuck things up, women are fucked up.
Men competitive, women are emotional.
Men are clueless, women are irrational.
Men wage war, women spread rumors and give the silent treatment.
Men control the world, women control men.
Ektherion00 1 month ago
@Ektherion00 Only if you let them. Women only have one real power over men,if you master that then they become powerless
lee0nline1 1 month ago
Thats only true in the West that women can have big mouthes like that and act like animals.
In the Islamic world, a woman would NEVER speak to a man that way or she will be beaten within an inch of her life. The Islamic situation is much more healthy than the Western male female relationship.
Men are second class citizens in the West, which has led to the end of the Western world as we know it. The future will be Asia and Islam.
Sorry guys its over due to feminism.
1226Theman 1 month ago
@1226Theman Islam is dead. Women have rights again.
SoCalDualSport 3 weeks ago
@SoCalDualSport Islam is dead? Is that why it is now bigger than Catholicism?
Why are there so many of them growing demographically?
Good logic there dummy.
1226Theman 3 weeks ago
@1226Theman Heaven is not obtainable thru islam. Islam is dead. Believe in islam if you want. God does not give you control over women. You just fake that part. Real men treat their women properly and honor them. islam treats women like dirt. Hitler was also very popular and then.....nothing.. Good luck with your internal struggle. Sorry that you got burned by a woman. Such bitterness..
SoCalDualSport 3 weeks ago
@SoCalDualSport Actually original Christianity teaches that men are the head of the household.
Paul taught that wives were to OBEY their husbands. Ergo, don't try to make Christianity into some Matriarchal religion that it has become in the modern Western world.
Christianity nor Judaism ever taught men were second class citizens.
This concept is a new post 1960s anti-religion movement.
1226Theman 3 weeks ago
@1226Theman The word obey doesn't mean second class. The head of the household does not have power over others. Keep reading...you'll get it right.
SoCalDualSport 3 weeks ago
@SoCalDualSport I guess Paul from the New Testament doesn't mean obey when he says the wife should OBEY his husband?
This is the new FAKE feminist revisionist nonsense that the Bible was clearly against.
Women were NEVER to hold authority over MEN. This is an aberration historically and will not last.
1226Theman 3 weeks ago
Captain of the traffic desk!;)
SuperSquishface 1 month ago
@TwistedWalruse Shut the fuck up you retard.
UnknownUserName4267 1 month ago
Rantan dude bein single is great. iv been single my whole life. At about 12 i came a decision. From other peoples experiences i found sex to b pointless and a waste of time. Nv experienced it nv will. Had lots of opportunities just didnt have it on my mind. Im goin to stay single the rest of my life. Its my decision bcause women add on to ur own problems. Im 19 and im goin on wit my insanity.
jboogi90 1 month ago
@jboogi90 Wanna know what's much more fulfilling that sex? Accomplishing awesome things! Go out and find the cure for cancer, I can guarandamtee you that will feel better than sex!
Here is the thing you will need to keep in mind my friend. Women WILL use shaming language on you if they ever find out you don't worship them. They will ask you if you're gay, or tell you that you can't get laid, basically threatening you. Understand who you are and what you want to do with your life
Rantandreason 1 month ago 10
@Rantandreason Very well said.
SprTerrificHappyHour 1 month ago
@Rantandreason you are smart
BoogPow 4 weeks ago
I love this guy so damn much-- LOL! him- Carlin- Louis CK - Harland Williams. Funniest ever.
theremixphilly 1 month ago
Homsexuality. not a bad idea.
samuelsixvids 1 month ago
@samuelsixvids Dude, i WISH I was attracted to dudes! Fuck women. I'm so sick of them. I've been single by choice since april and I will not date a woman ever again. Hookers or sex robots, that is all I'm interested in now.
Rantandreason 1 month ago
@Rantandreason You know, there ought to be a movement to legitimize prostitution. It would greatly reduce the dominance of women. But women say, say now, they don't want that because it demeans women. In addition they say it destroys the family. My response is that, the feminist movement has already done a good job of that.
dnsmithnc 1 month ago
@dnsmithnc legal in my country. expensive but really handy in a pinch.
LDP060681 1 month ago
he's the unmarried version of louis ck
CBOMB219 1 month ago 2
He looks like the pre-evolved form of Louis CK.
MooseyFate100 2 months ago 2
never argue with a woman,no need for that,most of them are retarded,just do what you want to do
TheSUBGAMER 2 months ago
@TheSUBGAMER They will get mad. Then come right back. that can be a bad thing. If the sex isnt especially good.
RunfromtheHeathen 1 month ago
@RunfromtheHeathen who cares if they get mad? just kick that whore out.
TheSUBGAMER 1 month ago
Some of you boys are taking this a little too serious. I couldn't live in a world without women. They are beautiful, they smell good and they are soft. Imagine going to a party with only men. Nah man, i love woman. And Bill Burr has a girlfriend, he's just playing...
Troublesome2008 2 months ago
Let's be honest. If there was some way to reproduce without females and to get sexual pleasure without females at the same time, females would be out the door of our society, and you know what? The world would be a better place for it.
SpikedYum 2 months ago
Women are unaccountable, narcissistic, manipulative, borderline psychopaths. Little bitches that need to fucking grow up.
mikelorenz121 2 months ago 18
@mikelorenz121 , I agree with you. There are way too many spoiled whores stomping around without any understanding or appreciation for what men do for them that they take for granted every fucking day of their selfish and contradicting existences. My attitude is stop giving women things they do not appreciate and do not reciprocate back at you.
cragmac1000 2 weeks ago
@cragmac1000 Exactly dude. Men are waking up to the fact that women are narcissistic, ego driven slags that only care about themselves and have zero regard for men even as human beings.
mikelorenz121 2 weeks ago
@mikelorenz121 , It certainly seems that way @mikelorenz121. The only good thing about them is that they are easy to spot, the bad thing is there's so many fucking whores.
cragmac1000 2 weeks ago
Twistedwalrus yo dumb ass. Atheism is a choice just like you choose to belive in a deity that provide when we are dead. Atheist believe nothin is giving but earned u damn turd. Youre a slave to christianity somethin forced on us all by early whites.
jboogi90 2 months ago
@jboogi90 Atheism is not a "choice". I didn't "choose" to not believe in sky-fairies. Common sense gave me no choice. I no more "choose" to not believe in God than I "choose" not to believe in unicorns, there's just nothing they can do to convince me something silly exists.
xDuBx420x 2 months ago 2
I don't think Bill Burr hates women. Why is every single comment a hateful comment about us? Seriously, sexism isn't pretty on anyone, not all women are bitches.
kellyraye815 3 months ago
@kellyraye815 women = fail.
panzer903 3 months ago
@kellyraye815 mostly
dermisogyn 1 week ago
@dermisogyn I'm sorry you had bad experiences with them. But there's good and bad in both gender. And right now I'm seeing the worst of the worst of men.
kellyraye815 1 week ago
it's not easy to tell your girl that you hate going to visit her parents but when you do holy hell do the tears start. Then you have a whole evening of saying I'm sorry till you can finally put the fire out. What in God's name is wrong with women sometimes?
uvu157 3 months ago
@uvu157 What I do, is not give a fuck.
cobolt13 3 months ago 2
hahaha The man speaks the truth. I broke up with my girlfriend a few days ago. Fuck, it felt great. She was so irrational and emotional. I swear she heard voices in her head and she thought I was the one talking to her. Every argument we ever had the only words I was able to get out were "what the fuck are you talking about?" Yeah, and she called me an idiot for not being telepathic. And btw, I hope this little rant doesn't sound bitter because I'm actually really happy haha.
carlinsaves 3 months ago 43
@carlinsaves good for you
tsunchoo 1 month ago
@carlinsaves
Fuck yeah way to keep that hand out to redirect the robot! "LET'S GO SEE MY PARENTS!" (dekdekdekdek)
iceman8067 1 month ago
@carlinsaves i am SO FUCKING HAPPY FOR YOU ... i give you a standing ovation
riccochet88 4 weeks ago
@riccochet88 Yup, I was pretty fucking happy for myself too haha. Thanks for the applause. You're too kind ;)
carlinsaves 3 weeks ago
psycho energy lol!!! xD
spookymachine 3 months ago
15 women are insane robots
mnypwrrspkt 3 months ago
2:00 lagoon...LOL!!!!!
ShueHorny 3 months ago
tatatatata
theemphyrean 4 months ago
"...you know why? Cause you can't hit 'em!"
ImUncreative100 4 months ago
Ever notice how when someone alerts women to the constant abuse (physical and otherwise) that they inflict upon men, they ALWAYS cheer? I swear I lose respect for them more and more each day.
StraightOuttaDC 4 months ago 4
i stabbed myself of jelousy, this guy is so good yet < Bill Hicks
xxfroobxx 4 months ago
I only heard bill a few weeks ago and I'm hooked. He is the most accurate comedian on things in my life, fuck yeah
BizaroMustard100 4 months ago
I'm soooo happy to be single again!
MrWrof 4 months ago 74
I STILL LIKE SPORTS!
AttackMyAss 4 months ago
OH MY GOSH! THE LAUGHTER HURTS!!!
steelcannibal 4 months ago
If weman didn't have a pussy, how many would still have a girlfriend?
TheEXpothead 5 months ago 119
@TheEXpothead They still have titties
idunreallycar 5 months ago
@TheEXpothead Still a couple other assets you left out, when i out weigh the pros and cons i can do without them having mouths.
RamirezRoyalty 4 months ago
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philiphuynh 4 months ago
@philiphuynh u mean not all weman have an asshole?
TheEXpothead 4 months ago
@TheEXpothead If women didn't have a pussy . . . how many would still be women?
danielwest4 4 months ago
@TheEXpothead immagine if women didnt have vocal chords!!!!!!
divorce rate would be 0%
all relationships would be perfect.............ahhhh a man can dream right?
mrtundra45 4 months ago 4
@TheEXpothead they'd still have assholes and mouths so i'm sure a lot of guys woulds still have girlfriends :P
archangel8323 4 months ago
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Sephlock 4 months ago
@TheEXpothead Zero.
astonbrock 4 months ago
@TheEXpothead Exactly. Without that, we would not voluntarily interact with them.
Cap285 3 months ago
@Cap285 blinding us from doing stuff we have to like finding out what the fuck we are doing here on this planet.
TheEXpothead 3 months ago
@TheEXpothead depends on how well she makes sandwiches?
Skatercorey16 3 months ago
@Skatercorey16 agreed, that's an extremely important part of having a girlfriend *joke* :)
TheEXpothead 3 months ago
@TheEXpothead 0
lord69z 3 months ago
@TheEXpothead How do you misspell women? The "o" is no where near the "e".
ionshade3 2 months ago
@ionshade3 not every guy got
TheEXpothead 2 months ago
@ionshade3 not every guy in the world has 1 woman :P then it's called "weman".
TheEXpothead 2 months ago
@TheEXpothead Hahaha! Well you got me there!
ionshade3 2 months ago
@ionshade3 y, isn't that awesome or what. 3 way anytime u'd lick if u had 2 wifes XD
TheEXpothead 2 months ago
@TheEXpothead It's spelled women dumbass
jeremiahjacksoncomic 2 months ago
@jeremiahjacksoncomic sorry asshole.
TheEXpothead 2 months ago
@TheEXpothead So no people then?
KainSlash 2 months ago
@KainSlash well, some say yes, some say no sofar.
TheEXpothead 2 months ago
@TheEXpothead No I mean: No pussy = no people. We wouldn't exist.
KainSlash 2 months ago
@KainSlash yeah, unless we find out how to clone ourselfs ;)
TheEXpothead 2 months ago
@TheEXpothead O.o
slaieth 2 months ago
@TheEXpothead lol that doesn't make any sense...
iPriestHolmes 2 months ago
@TheEXpothead People think I'm joking when I say it. But right now there are 2 companies I know of that are working on a sex robot. I'm not even joking about this. They want a fully automated robot that will vacuum, do the dishes and fuck your brains out whenever you want. I will be the first in line when they come out and I will never look back! Enjoy your cats ladies. Maybe next time you'll learn to show guys some respect and take a little responsibility for your actions.
Rantandreason 1 month ago 37
@Rantandreason actually, I've havn't heard about the sex thing, but I know they have very realistic robots in china or japan I don't know which one it was, but it's defenitly an asian invention. hahaahaha :) I think that line will be longer then the great wall of china, when that comes out XD
TheEXpothead 1 month ago
@Rantandreason "I will be the first in line when they come out and I will never look back! Enjoy your cats ladies.'
One of the funniest things I've read in quite some time. Thank you sir for creating it.
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@Rantandreason I would buy this in a second. There's NOTHING you can do with a woman that you can't do with a man other than sex and romance. Women ruin romance because they are completely selfish, and they erode your will to live with their constant bullshit. The only reason no one calls them out is because we want to fuck them. If a robot came out that could fuck me and take care of me, I'd pick that over a woman IN A SECOND and just have "relationships" with my friends.
Astafar13 1 month ago
@Rantandreason I love you man :)
You made me laugh
Timberworkbenches 1 month ago
@Rantandreason I hope they make male sex robots :) then we wont have to deal with your shit :)
MahiAli1994 4 weeks ago
@MahiAli1994 And you wonder while most people think OJ Simpson was guilty.. more than 85% men think Nicole Simpson Brown deserved it..
1975howardgoldman 4 weeks ago
@MahiAli1994 its called a vibrator, get one.
wyzat520 4 weeks ago
@MahiAli1994 Not only will I be the first one in line for a female sex robot, but I will personally see to it that male models are created as well. And each male robot will come with a kitten, so you don't get lonely.
Rantandreason 3 weeks ago
@Rantandreason don't be an ass not all girls like kittens
MahiAli1994 3 weeks ago
@MahiAli1994 My bad. There will be an option then of a kitten or a purse sized puppy. Better?
Rantandreason 3 weeks ago
@Rantandreason
DUDE I haven't even watched the Bill Burr clip yet, and based on your comment I am right behind you in line. /waves check book
70Slinger 2 weeks ago
@70Slinger I approve! :)
Rantandreason 2 weeks ago
how the hell is there a religious conversation here?? jesus fucking mohammed
latex0r 5 months ago
@sallylongpants Alpa males are just the strongest who push themselves to the front of the breadline. Meaning, again, women have the power in the sexual arena and basically almost everywhere. In the case of money, women around 75% of money is spent by or for women. Money controls the movement of resources. This is the very definition of power. Prostitution should be legalized. It would cut down on sexual assualt, and lessen the power of women. Make it a more level playing field.
dnsmithnc 5 months ago
VOLUME
denverm4x 5 months ago
LOL!!! Susan was my last ex! She sure was a crazy bitch, never get with white women!
yumyumluckycharms 5 months ago
The reason women think they can say that shit, is because they think they are better. I mean, almost everyone, including men, tell them they are better in nearly every way. They have the advantage, especially in the sexual arena. Thus men are far more likely to indulge this bullshit.
Don't get married. Find a good one to have your child. We need more people like you. Just man up, pay child support, see your child on a regular basis but, don't get married.
dnsmithnc 5 months ago
Your hand will NEVER reject you.
Mcquiz91 5 months ago 2
Bill Burr is great. To those who like his stand-up, give his monday morning podcast a listen if you haven't already.
chrono643 6 months ago
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chrono643 6 months ago
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come at me
squareinatriangle 6 months ago
best comic ever in my opinion
mynameisbob1100 6 months ago
Burr nails it on American women!!
4Fathers 6 months ago
I will pray that some day you will see the light. Hopefully it won't be after the Rapture because then it will be too late!!! God Bless
SUNWOLF62 6 months ago
Typical answer from some one who most likely has never picked up a book in their life and spends most of their life asleep. Good luck with that! ha ha
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SuperJohnycakes 6 months ago
Sunwolf masterbates
SuperJohnycakes 6 months ago
Here is an idea. Go outside and find a dirt clod. Now toss it up in the air and watch what happens. Did the dirt go everywhere and then create a vass universe? Nope! There is your proof big bang theory busted!!! You can not create different types of matter out of one type of matter without some type of power, design and intervention. That would be God. CASE CLOSED!!!
SUNWOLF62 6 months ago
@SUNWOLF62 Go outside and find A big rock. Now toss it up in the air and watch what happens.iF you survive being hit withthis rock repeat if neceessary. Once dead explain to god that it was not suicide you were testing a theory and let me know what he says
yinrjekyllyanghyde 6 months ago
@SUNWOLF62 can't tell if troll....or just REALLY FUCKING STUPID XXD
WhyMex69x 6 months ago
@SUNWOLF62 why ar eyou on a comedic video, speaking something nobody wants to hear on a comedic video? thats like going to a church, to buy groceries
Sasarrus 6 months ago
@Sasarrus I just wanna tell you: don't go to church. many of the people there are DECEIVED and there is an unholy spirit in many of those places. it is better to seek God for yourself: in His Way. humble repentance, prayer, ask for help to be cleaned up by Him (I am not assuming that you are so inclined but the church institution/system leads MANY astray).
NWKklown 4 months ago
@NWKklown Or even better don't believe in god.
Mcquiz91 4 months ago
Wow you are just afraid to admit there is a God because then you would have to realize you are going to be judged for all the wrong things you may have said or done in your life. Yea one piece of matter can become multiple things without any intervention of any kind.
SUNWOLF62 6 months ago
@penguinworm There is no evidence that proves evolution. What you believe we came from apes? ha ha ha If we came from apes then why are there still apes. You are going to tell me some apes said nope sorry I would rather be an ape and not a man. ha ha ha
SUNWOLF62 6 months ago
@SUNWOLF62
Dinosaurs, Man, Dinosaurs.
What does god say about dinosaurs, friend?
GivinStatic 5 months ago
Not married 4 life : D
XSirXLoveX 6 months ago
THIS IS ONE FUNNY NIGGA
prince112233 6 months ago
the erosion part is sssooo true, i just pray i can find the happy medium between sleeping alone and having my soul crushed and nagged on a daily basis
djn00nan 6 months ago
As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent.
-- Socrates
Of course those are not the only two options, one can stay single and not be celibate, but that too leads to emptiness
monsieurhassan 6 months ago
this guy is right......married people are lame and boring........
papishotcooking 7 months ago
He speaks the truth.
bubasa87 7 months ago
Yea the funny thing is women would not even exist if it was not for Adam asking God to create him a mate of his kind. Women you owe us not the other way around!!!
SUNWOLF62 7 months ago
@SUNWOLF62 You believe in that shit when there's so much evidence that proves evolution?
penguinworm 6 months ago
@penguinworm ...If men evolved from apes, why do apes still exist?
Oh yeah, and Darwinism is for butthurt kids that were bullied in high school.
TwistedWalruse 6 months ago
@TwistedWalruse "-_- this is starting to get old, we didnt evolve from apes we evolved from the same common ancestor as the apes of today, were cousins not family.
MasterOfFlash92 6 months ago
@MasterOfFlash92 It's almost getting as old as you saying there's no proof a God exists.
TwistedWalruse 6 months ago
@TwistedWalruse well there is proof for us coming from a common ancestor with todays apes*specially chimps and bonobos* but there is NO proof what so ever that there is a god, when u have tangible proof that there is one come tell me and ill admit i was wrong.
MasterOfFlash92 6 months ago
@MasterOfFlash92 So, I tell you that the monkey thing is as old as saying there's no proof in God, so you explain monkeys again?
How is it that we were luck enough that every atom in the solar system aligned so that it made a lush, green planet where life could thrive so well?
Just because you don't believe in religion doesn't mean you're smarter than I am. Religion is for hopeful people, atheism is for kids who were picked on in high school.
TwistedWalruse 6 months ago
@TwistedWalruse well we rly weren't that lucky i mean there are millions of planets that we can live on, and we haven't even looked at more then 1% of the stars yet!
Hope is personal not spiritual, you can hope for death, love, worlds ending, and i never said i was smarter than you,,but if you feel that way then go read some books thats not published by churches?
and i am still in high school and so far i have never been picked on :)
*ps life dont need a green lush planet to thrive*
MasterOfFlash92 6 months ago
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@MasterOfFlash92 You didn't answer any of my questions with even slightly relevant proof.
TwistedWalruse 6 months ago
@TwistedWalruse i think they say that religion is for the fearful. i dont understand why getting "picked on in high school" would belie the belief of atheism. your statements are as weak as the blood of christ you fervently lap up every week (or is that not one of your purported "beliefs"?). we did not come from monkeys, we evolved from apes. if you know anything (which you seem to know it all), you know atoms are not the only thing that comprises the cosmos. no god is as valid as any god
denverm4x 5 months ago
@denverm4x You're telling me I'm a know-it-all when you just spent an entire paragraph with a minute amount of grammar telling me the things I already heard from every other atheist that argues with me? Here's an idea: tell me something I haven't already heard from every single atheist.
God has no proof.
No god is vaild.
Making fun of the differences of the same belief.
Evolving from apes.
Telling me I'm a know-it-all.
Acting like you have valid proof there is no God.
I've heard them all.
TwistedWalruse 5 months ago