DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVER NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARE CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
Mr. Chow: Come on. Phil: HEY CHOW! YOU GAVE US THE WRONG DOUG! Mr.Chow: Not my PROLEM! Phil: No, FUCK THAT SHIT! NOW YOU GIVE US OUR 80 GRAND BACK AND TAKE HIM WITH YOU! Doug: No, no come on man, I'll be yo doug. Mr.Chow: Oh yeah, okay, oh I take him back. Uh, right after you suck on these little Chinese NUTS! Doug: AHHHWWWWW! That's nasteh! Mr. Chow: HMMMMMMMMMM HOW'D THAT SOUND? MMMMMMM PSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!! SO LONG GAY BOYS! Phil: Wait a second! Doug: He's a nasty lil' motherfucker!
Doug: I TOLD YOU HAD THE WRONG GAH LITTLE BOI! DAMN ALAN WTF'D YOU GOT ME INTO?! Phil: You know him? Alan: Yeah this is the guy who sold me the bad drugs, how ya doin'? Doug: I didn't sell you no fuckin' bad drugs. Stu: Wait, he sold you the roh..the rohypnol? Doug: Rohypnol? I sold you roh..wha? Phil: WHO GIVES A SHIT? WHERE IS DOUG? Doug: I AM DOUG! Alan: You're name's Doug? Doug: Yeh..YES I'M DOUG! Mr. Chow: (yawns) Alan: Oh his name's Doug too, classic makes up. Part 2 soon
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'' See he fine, now give me money or I shoot him and I shoot all you mothafuckersss and then we take it !your choise! '' Best line hahaha
Wjzkhalifa 5 days ago
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Wjzkhalifa 5 days ago
so give me money ,or i shoot him ,and i shoot allll you motherfucker, anthen we take it, your choice bitchs.....XD
paco121 1 week ago 2
anthony dayboch brought me here..anhony if u see this..i see you... O_O
sonicbuddy10 1 week ago
@sonicbuddy10 dafuq?
apetrowitsch 6 days ago
@apetrowitsch 9gag?
GuitarAlex198 23 hours ago
LAK A SOMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODEEEE
MrDarknessandDeath 1 week ago
I shall forever remember this as a typical Chinese stand up
MrWasian 1 week ago
No c'mon man! I'll be your Doug!
Andreea1003 1 week ago 2
Alan: Do you got anymore ecstasy?
Doug: No, I ain't fuckin' got no more ecstasy.
AFC12812007 2 weeks ago
pshhhh
FLIGHTCOMPANY 2 weeks ago
"Trow it ova"
facefuk100 2 weeks ago
sooo long gay boiiiiisss!!!
xXxMoDzAnYoNexXx 3 weeks ago
He reminds me so much of myself
Aznpwn14 4 weeks ago
So long gay boys
jsnalvarenga7 1 month ago
PSSHHHHHHH
KKOPPI 1 month ago
Mr Chow reminds me so much of myself.
thebestladintheworld 1 month ago
Phil: "GOD DAMN IT!"
Alan: "Gosh darn it!"
Phil: "SHIT!"
Alan: "Shoot!"
lmfaoo
CarzInTheDriveway 1 month ago 6
LESLIE chow hahahaha why did i not notice that? So long gay boys - says the guy with a gay name
YashRamisetty 1 month ago
THWOW IT OVA...
gooniegoogoo23 1 month ago
best movie ever
friendlyfamaudi 1 month ago
YOUR COICE BIITCHES LOL
salvadoradame0 1 month ago
"of course stu, that is cool"
jaylias 1 month ago
1:50 Ta-da.... HAHAHAHAHA!!
Alex626dance 1 month ago
Haha fat gut fall.. Fat guy fall
JazzyCool234 1 month ago
lmao
dragonsniper1000 1 month ago
How dat sound
dragonsniper1000 1 month ago
what you talk about willis.......that him
TheBobby1bobby1 1 month ago
"WHAT YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT WILLIS, DAT HIM!" lol.
psychosocials117 1 month ago
the dislike bar is as big as his little chinese nuts
sportskidoftheyear10 1 month ago
LOLOL @ "tada"
DILDOTROLL 1 month ago
hmmm psssshh~!!!!
JeKale0ma 1 month ago
mr chow....leslie chow
better than
bond.....james bond
perfection404 1 month ago 3
OR I SHOOT HIM ! , OR I SHOOT ALL YOU MUDAFUCKAS
nikki7558 1 month ago
Now give me money or i shoot him and i shoot all u mothafuckas and then we take it , your choice bitches!
tinaboyable 1 month ago
TA-DA
KoRnrulesM6 1 month ago
VbcxvbczDfvkgwasqeq2e245tthv v;g
Heartwideopen08 2 months ago
A corse duee, that is coo
Bieber0Love 2 months ago
MIKE EPPS
domomomo1 2 months ago
Sure stu. That is cool
MrRaiz27 2 months ago
HOW ABOUT YOU SUCK ON THEESE CHINEESE NUTS!!!
theprinceofdarkness4 2 months ago
wanna marry him :)
hennymus89 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
SOO RONGG, GAY BOIIS
headbangers67 2 months ago
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Yeah this is the guy who sold me the bad drugs how you doing? lol
hooligans61 2 months ago
Yeah this is the guy who sold me the bad drugs how you doing? lol
hooligans61 2 months ago
hahahahaha funny fat guy fall on face
king78613 2 months ago
1:19
Ziggaboy77 2 months ago
Chrow it ova ! LOL
j3vintimilla 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
hold down 9 the guy masterbates to mr chow
punisher27575 2 months ago
What is this movie all about?
sonnytenedo 2 months ago
mmmmmm... how that sounds? mm... PSSHHH.. lol sounds juicy!
fallensixdrummer 2 months ago
What u talking bout Willis LMFAO !!!
j3vintimilla 2 months ago
SO LONG GAY BOYS!
dzambulat92 2 months ago 2
Phil:God Dammit
Alan:Gosh Darnit
Phil:Shit
Alan:Shoot.
SIMPLY EPIC
sidisthebest88 2 months ago
Not my prahem!
StraightEdgeSavage 2 months ago
2:45 NUTS!
aronsk8veliz 2 months ago
@2:36
pinkchicken1999 2 months ago
watcha talking bout willis?
iSerpens 3 months ago
2.31 classic
MrJohntsport 3 months ago
so longg gay boyyyys
djfunky817 3 months ago 46
Dayut Him !
ishallkil 3 months ago
can someone link ggg aaa yyy - gay?
Cucumber090 3 months ago
hahaha 1:24 to 1:28 the guy next to chow is trying so hard not laugh
agent254422 3 months ago
Nah man i'll be ya Doug!
BlitzWars 3 months ago
MMMMMMM how dat sound?
so funny to watch over and over
TheBigRedMario 3 months ago 3
right after you suck on littel chinis nuts
TheMB0723 4 months ago 26
Classic mixup
DuskDismantled1 4 months ago
What you talkin bout?! DAT HIM!
barbie11ification 4 months ago
of course stu, that is cool!
MILE2k11 4 months ago
Right after u suck on this chinese nuts
ben10000000000000ful 4 months ago
What you talkin bout willis!? That him!!
auWarEagle2012 4 months ago 4
TA DAA
FiTNESSisKEY 4 months ago
MMM PSHHH
Raperboy228 4 months ago
Of course Stu, that is cool
UmmNoNames 4 months ago
NOT MY PROBREM!
TheGOWPRODIGY 4 months ago
SO LONG, GAYBOYS!
hunhistory 4 months ago
This was, pretty much, the ONLY funny part of the movie. Other than this part, this movie was horrible
jkbrait 4 months ago
@jkbrait Then you dont know what funny is dumbass!
itsjasminebabe 4 months ago
shoot
satellitejr 4 months ago
what the fuck does KACH-CHE mean hahahaha.
PsychoBisket 4 months ago
1:48 Tah daaah... LOL
meberic 4 months ago
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DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVER NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARE CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
Qazman7 4 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUNNY! FAT GUY FALL!
TheHackerYouKnow 5 months ago
Now gimme money, or i shoot him and i shoot all you mothafuckas and then we take it. your choice bitches.
Carollx333 5 months ago
black guy : cmon man i will be your dog
mr chow : oh yeah ok oh i will take him back uhh right after you will suck at this chinese nutts!! ( masterbating penis ) pshhhh!!
lmaoooo
michael14kim 5 months ago
@michael14kim doug* not dog.
ihxq 5 months ago
and i shoot all you mudafuckas!
lmaoooo
killemachine080 5 months ago
"See he's fine. Now give me money. Or I shoot him and I shoot all of you motherfuckers. And then we take it. You're choice bitches." LMAO.
ksbaxter 5 months ago
Chow is fucking hilarious in the movie. He's fucking crazy lol!
ksbaxter 5 months ago
oh god Mr. Chow is fucking hilarious!!!
imajesusfreak1993 5 months ago
Of course Stew, that is cool.
JeppeGutt 5 months ago
G-d dammit, G-d darn it, Shit, Shoot ha ha Alan
TheSupertzvi 5 months ago
KACH-CHE!
deadmemoriezs 5 months ago 65
ha ha ha ha funny fat guy falling on face
TheDap97 5 months ago
Oh I take him back, right after you suck on these Chinese NUTS!
Mmmm...how that sound?
Hnnngg...pshhh!
So long, gay boys!
iyasaekki 5 months ago 4
this is black doug
N8veMericanFruit 5 months ago
"See he fine. Now, gimme money or I shoot him and I shoot all you mudafuckas, and den we take it. Your choice bitchez." Haha iLoveMr.Chow♥
SirenaLove09 5 months ago
WHAT YOU TALKIN BOUT' WILLIS!?
tsunamibami 5 months ago
"What are you talking about Willis, that him."
Swervz 5 months ago 2
NOT MY PROLEM
justinerachael 5 months ago 63
"Give me money, or I shoot him and I shoot all of you mudafuckas and we take me money, your choice bitches!" I fucking love Chow.
JeppeGutt 6 months ago
wait. if they dont remember anything, how did alan remember that guy sold him the roofies? :/
ZombieKiller766 6 months ago
@ZombieKiller766 They weren't high clearly at that time, since they yet hadn't bought the roofies.
StringerDev 6 months ago
@ZombieKiller766 you lose your memory shortly after taking them supposedly...
callumritchie 6 months ago
2:52 - 2:56 The best part ;D
vector666cwalk 6 months ago
"So long, gay boys" xD im gonna start saying that
ZombieKiller766 6 months ago
Mr. Chow > Chuck Norris
pacman5698 6 months ago
God Damn It ! Gosh Darn It ! Shit ! Shoot ! Lmao
WaWplz 6 months ago
'the doug we know is a white'
purpledino64 6 months ago
"HAHAHAHA FUNNY FAT GUY FALL ON FACE" LOL FUNNIEST GUY IN THE HANGOVER...... I MEAN CHINESE GUY
MsBunnychick 6 months ago
the douge were looking for is a white ahaha
moss666666 6 months ago
BSHHH!!!
oOblueFireOo99 6 months ago
Check out my mr chow video:
Mr Chow autotuned :)
95CuiwasieniPictures 6 months ago
The doug were looking for is a white!
303celtics 6 months ago
"claps" cachet!
Muslimbomber95 6 months ago
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davkim 6 months ago
Leslie ^^
Skylinetaenzer 6 months ago
see he fine haha
annemasse11 6 months ago
your choice!...BITCHES!!!!!! LOL mr. chow ROCKS!!
CharcossSkateTeam 6 months ago
TheStupidoes 7 months ago
TheStupidoes 7 months ago
See long motherrrrrrrr fuckkkkkkerrrrrrrrs
Lilbluedude6482 7 months ago
Yah rite after u suck on these chinese nuts!
Lilbluedude6482 7 months ago
Trhouh it ova. Lol. Your choice bitches.
casinoonisac 7 months ago
"OH yeaa...ok...oh, i take him back,ahh..right after you suck on these little chinese nuts....ammmm! how that sound...ammm psssshhh!!" LMAO
LiLxGai 7 months ago
I didn't sell you no fuckin' bad drugs! lol
Z00WeeMama 7 months ago
gosh darnit!..... shoot!
zach galifanakis. another stud. i have a jacket where it is a pic of hime. and it says one wan wolfpack. :D
w1ldcats6 7 months ago
hahaha ha funny fat guy falls on face.
leslie chow, whatta stud.
w1ldcats6 7 months ago
Haha funny fat guy fell on face . LMAO
thequeenofsports 7 months ago
Mr Chow Lesley Chow
thequeenofsports 7 months ago
"How that sound? mmmmpshshshshsh. So long gay boys!"
rrwryan 7 months ago 2
"SEE HE FINE NOW THROW MONEY OR I SHOOT HIM AND I SHOOT ALL OF YOU MOTHAFUCKAS AND THEN WE TAKE IT YOUR CHOICE BITCHES"
TheCagefighter1999 7 months ago 2
the doug we are looking for is a white
malamanathan 7 months ago 2
how about you suck on these chinese nuts?
3vilShady 7 months ago
no no the doug we're looking for is a white :L :L :L
fuckoff6142 7 months ago
I'll be your doug
sockpuppet1231 7 months ago
i hella laughing when he said hahahaha funny fat guy fall lol cause the he laugh
technicalknockout09 7 months ago
Right after you suck on these chinese nuts
Gasser4x4 7 months ago
Not My Problem.... NO FUCK THAT SHIT. Hahah a bunch of idiots in the middle of a desert
beastrapper69 7 months ago
n-noooo, c'mon man. i'll be your doug.
samm1809 7 months ago
GODDAMN IT!
Gosh darn it!
SHIT!
Shoot!
XxRandomxNamexX 7 months ago 2
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LOL @ 1:47....tada!
cluckfuk 7 months ago 2
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cluckfuk 7 months ago
"I told you you had the wrong guy little boy !" hahaha
SteveNiceNess 7 months ago
keep pressing 6 for "what you talkin about willis?"
HighCaliberComedy 7 months ago
Of course Stew, that is ok.
Lawyer2Junkie 7 months ago
I LOVE MR. CHOW!!!!!!!
ThoGunArm 7 months ago
2:45 :D hahah :)
ninjazchikk 7 months ago
"chwo it ower!"
lovetotalk3704300 7 months ago
@0:30 "Hahahaha, funny fat guy fall." Lol
EeDrickBoy8 7 months ago
hahaha funny fat guy fall XD
mcruz824 7 months ago
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH FUNNNYYYY GODZILLA STEP ON ASIAN
yolaJADE 7 months ago
'Haha, classic mixup' lmao
roelmarco 7 months ago
@ 1:31 Catchk!
yuursk 8 months ago
So long, gay boys!
truebeatlesfan8 8 months ago
"Naw c'mon I'll be ya' doug. D>"
BreatheRadio 8 months ago
Love the little T'dah at 1.49 LOL
richnick001 8 months ago
Hahaha ... It's Funny Coz He's Fat---- Legendary!! Mr Chow The Best!!
Anjjan93 8 months ago
keep pressing 9 all gayboys
Hardyboyzfan67 8 months ago
Damn it..dang it....shit....shoot lmao xD
jason25ranger 8 months ago
mmmmmmmm pxxxxxxxxxxiiii
tcaetano1 8 months ago
What're u talkin about willis? XD
ItsRobinWhoTalks 8 months ago
wat u talking about willis trow it ova
hanley2458 8 months ago
Ill be ya doug lmao
mertz313 8 months ago
"just do something" lolz
Danio1012 8 months ago
Stberlin thanks LOL
1234mh15 8 months ago
Hahaha funny fat guy fall on face. lol
stberlin 8 months ago
Classic mix-up!
OiSHATAP 8 months ago
Haha funny fat guy fall...
Mr. Chow Leslie chow
I shoot him and I shoot all u mothafckers and then we take it ur choice bitches
Sure rite after u suck on these Chinese nuts hmmm how tht sound mnm phshhhhhhh lol I-3 mr chow
KassieHowell542542 8 months ago
of course stu, that is cool
ninetyninecent 8 months ago
"Right after you suck on these little chinese nuts!!!"
lmfao, u gotta love Mr.Chow!!!!!
crazychicks49 8 months ago
"of course stu, that is cool"
fucking love how he says that!
AlexStonan 8 months ago
He's not saying dude, he's saying stu
gtrwizrd567 8 months ago
0:00-3:09 funniest part EVER!!! Mr. Chow makes this movie better.
1234mh15 8 months ago
@1234mh15 He said whatcha talkin' about Willis? Youtube ID Qw9oX-kZ_9k
a phrase made famous by Gary coleman as Arnold in Different Strokes
He said it because Doug is black. LOL
stberlin 8 months ago
My favourite phrases:
What you talking bout dat him
No dude its cool clap clap cachick
Uncovers tadaaa
So long gay booooys
Not my problem lol mr. Chow is the BEST actor EVER!
1234mh15 8 months ago