@draemeer girls sex toys cost a lot of money so be thankful there aren't that many things for guys (those of which are equally or more expensive). God gave us 2 hands and mankind gave us porn. Both of which can usually be gotten for free.
I'ld love to fuck this bitch in the ass...and force her to suck my shit covered cock like a good bitch should. This bitch would make a good sex slave, kept caged in my basement only to be let out to get dirty. I'ld fuck her ass so hard that I'ld have to wear earplugs!
thats hot nothings faster than a rabbit to get a woman off rabbit vibrators have the ears to stimulate you with in the right spot no sensation like vibration
not all vibrators look like a penis, some are in various shapes, some are shaped like rabits i even saw one shaped like a rubber duck, some are shaped like a finger, ect...
I have a platypus one that my unlucky Japanese exchange student friend found when he was snooping. I was in the bathroom, and he was snooping!!!! ARGH! talk about non-stop harassment after that.
A few years ago.Parents were out for dinner.When the babysitter noticed a shadow.She called the parents but halfway through the message all the parents heard was a scream.When they rushed home all they saw was the babysitters?Body on the floor.If you dont put this on 10 other videos he will appear at 3o'clock tonight in your bed
Iam so sorry but i can not take a chance with this. do not read below please i am sorry i did but i cant take a chance. i need my mom. you are stupid if you read this. do not read it.
This is so stupid...
But i love my mom deeply...
And i don't want to take any chances.
Sorry.
If you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours
I think it´s a graceful comedy ... certainly it let me remember a little abouth the sex and the city, realist ´cos in full 21st century even there a rather rigid education as for the sex refers, even it continues being a taboo.
I believe that this girl is a clear example of it. Great work
Iam so sorry but i can not take a chance with this. do not read below please i am sorry i did but i cant take a chance. i need my mom. you are stupid if you read this. do not read it.
This is so stupid...
But i love my mom deeply...
And i don't want to take any chances.
Sorry.
If you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours
Iam so sorry but i can not take a chance with this. do not read below please i am sorry i did but i cant take a chance. i need my mom. you are stupid if you read this. do not read it.
This is so stupid...
But i love my mom deeply...
And i don't want to take any chances.
Sorry.
If you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours
That was gold! There are so many women out there that are terrified of using a tool to get THEMSELVES off! Its a damn shame! I know a 30 year old married mother of three, never had an orgasm! NEVER! ...There may be a suprise for her under the Xmas tree this year!
aeiou, I'm sorry, but anyone who claims to have never had an orgasm is flat out lying and is probably just embarassed. My retarded aunt sometimes masturbates at the dinner table during family-get-togethers. If she can figure out how to get herself off, then anyone can unless there is something rare and physically wrong with them that keeps them from feeling anything. I know people that claim to have never farted either. People that claim such things are just very nervous and shy people.
hhahaha...unfortunately, there is lots of guys and girls like that. It is not a crime to masturbate, it is a biological need. The video is funny but it sent a very good message.
hey nice video! my names Samantha, kinda feelin bored if any1 wants to join me on cam or wana chat i will be signed on at __ FriendlyFlirts(.COM) __ my user ID there is Samantha_dabtcxr chat soon xx its FR33 to j0in! mwah
I got one less than six days after I turned 18 (along with a pack of cigarettes). I bought it in a sex shop instead of online and proudly flashed my ID card. So many women today want toys but are too embarassed to avoid shipping and handling fees.
Where do you live? Where I'm from you only have to be 18 to buy a vibrator. Anyway private message me if you want ill pick you up one, just let me know what you want.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you fucking dumb asian bitch how funny is it that you're asking for a teenyass vibrator because you're a tightass asian bitch you chink hahahahahahaha fuck you hahahahaha you stupid asian tight pussy whore i bet i couldnt fit my finger in your vag
Hard to believe though that a broad that age (early 30's?) is so sexually repressed in THIS day and age! Therefore for me, this shit is completely unbelieveable, yet wouldn't be if it were potrayed in say, the 1950's.
If such a woman does exist in this day and age, call me.
I would love to meet a woman who hasn't shoved all kinds of stuff in herself and likes to watch porn, I'll take a fifties woman over a 21st century woman in a minute! I guess by repressed you means, has standards of behavior.
omg!!that one was gr8..i really wanna get that inside me...want 2 such vibrators..i cant really wait to have them..never had such tools before..
freak7205 2 months ago
I just use my joystick to masturbate... it vibrates really well!
normalisme 3 months ago
Fuck they created vibrators for girls! I need a dicksucking machine :X
whizhunk 5 months ago
In my country if you pay you can get evriting even and RPG
krismaniq2 6 months ago
@draemeer girls sex toys cost a lot of money so be thankful there aren't that many things for guys (those of which are equally or more expensive). God gave us 2 hands and mankind gave us porn. Both of which can usually be gotten for free.
Money48666 1 year ago
women want respect and to be taken seriously,but they do shit like this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
simonward123 1 year ago
ummmm whoa, 4:12 its all decorated and stuff!
vanillavinefly 1 year ago
Vibrators should be a requirement for U.S. Citizenship for all women. Matter of fact, I'd like to head up the new Department of Vibrator Security.
willmeditateforfood 1 year ago 2
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Draemeer 1 year ago
@Draemeer actually there is. (its called a fleshlight)
avenged7foldforlife6 1 year ago
@Draemeer dude... never heard of a plastic pussy?
LiLSteffie940 1 year ago
i have no respect at all for women that do this shit theirs something wrong with you!!!!!!!!!!!
simonward123 1 year ago
@simonward123 ummmmmmmm
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I'ld love to fuck this bitch in the ass...and force her to suck my shit covered cock like a good bitch should. This bitch would make a good sex slave, kept caged in my basement only to be let out to get dirty. I'ld fuck her ass so hard that I'ld have to wear earplugs!
sitonmyfacenfart 1 year ago
If a gal's a virgin, will the average dildo or vibrator break her hymen? I think that's another reason why a lot of virgins are afraid to use them.
paintcookies 1 year ago
damn it black video
BreakinpopRG 1 year ago
Does anywone knows the title of the movie?
WMalek 1 year ago
i could remember when i first used myn i was a sensation of a life time i was 16 but who cares it was gd feeling
jennykert122 1 year ago
OK then......that was just a little weird....
Gooblyful 1 year ago
lol :)
battlefield47 1 year ago
i have my own already!!!
but its a little bit smaller
selfrivalry 1 year ago
those girls are ugly
lovebugg327 1 year ago
@lovebugg327
but sure that if one night you can fuck them,
you fuck this girls without doubt :)
gabber4hardcore 1 year ago
I'm Smille.
wesley2733 1 year ago
my bf is gunna get me one for my birthday cus we are in a long distance relationship and it would be epic
shazzawoot 1 year ago
langweilig.....
Schlumpf5408 1 year ago
omg i sooo want a vibratorr !!!
bootsychic 1 year ago 4
damn when she cum it's loud
cashdol 1 year ago 5
hah..i liked it!
distortionpedal 2 years ago 3
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PefahizJytypa 2 years ago
LOL. Great vid. Rabbit and butterfly ones are the best :D
grumpytosnowwhite 2 years ago 3
why is the girl so afraid!?
PURPLE020240 2 years ago 7
Some think masturbation is a sin.
(shrug)
harleykman 2 years ago 10
@harleykman It is. But hopefully nobody gives a damn. It's too damn enjoyably to not do it AND it's healthy for ya.
The2008Vip 1 year ago
@harleykman enjoyable*
The2008Vip 1 year ago
lol
phatbirdy3689 2 years ago
very funny.......really funny
lovelly112 2 years ago
ha ha
aspirinwhite 2 years ago
I wish I could do that :( I don't have a pussy.
mikecrazy12345 2 years ago 23
o happy day!!!!!
muff303 2 years ago
ohhh i want one!!
Turquoise66 2 years ago 10
That was hilarious, thank you !!
matrecarrefour 2 years ago 4
god i really need me one of them dildos but im too young to buy one
ilovealexnorris24 2 years ago 147
@ilovealexnorris24
fuck dildos,
call to one friend.....
you be more happy and he be more and more happy than you :)
gabber4hardcore 1 year ago
@ilovealexnorris24 same here i really wanna try out a vibrator tho =(
boilingpuppies 1 year ago
@ilovealexnorris24 to young to buy one? How old are you?
Autry29 1 year ago
@ilovealexnorris24 thats why god gave you hands ;)
machinmaman87 2 months ago
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wanna try me?
malupetus03 2 years ago
mmmmmmmmmm
99xroger 2 years ago 5
i want a vibrator (:
this video was a real turn on for me
im all wet :p
OGSle3pYOG 2 years ago 99
@OGSle3pYOG dude that thing is huge!
lovebugg327 1 year ago
thats hot nothings faster than a rabbit to get a woman off rabbit vibrators have the ears to stimulate you with in the right spot no sensation like vibration
guitarman4u44 2 years ago
holey fuck, that boned me on the spot
41007911 2 years ago 2
holy that was a crazy video
pinkkitty6969 2 years ago
did she just bought a vibrator online?
DTN1029 3 years ago
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You flamin' freaks I was dared 2 watch this u r soooooooooooooooo weird I'll say it again so that it sticks FREAKS!!!
lilpinkmusicfan 3 years ago
shut up , masterbautoin is normal. You should get a grip, your acting like a 7 year old.
Nargels99Jop 2 years ago 26
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Why does every Vibrator look like a Penis?
SuNnIeHHH 3 years ago
because it a replacement 4 a penis
aceheartz521 3 years ago 9
not all vibrators look like a penis, some are in various shapes, some are shaped like rabits i even saw one shaped like a rubber duck, some are shaped like a finger, ect...
BeautifulLady523 2 years ago 7
maybe what you saw was acctually a rubber duck?
dixierebelnor 2 years ago 7
no, it was a vibrator that looked like a bath toy so nobody would no what it was
BeautifulLady523 2 years ago 6
tricky devils
Angelazreal1 2 years ago 5
No, my friend had a vibrator that was shaped like a duck. It was pretty cool, lol it's for easy disguise.
onix2coo 2 years ago
I can has platypus.
I have a platypus one that my unlucky Japanese exchange student friend found when he was snooping. I was in the bathroom, and he was snooping!!!! ARGH! talk about non-stop harassment after that.
kaoruneko16 2 years ago 4
Cause some of the real one's don't work. Like yours!
fugtard 2 years ago 5
wow um..................ok? it was sorta funny when she was like trying to scream in pleasure
blackpanthe123 3 years ago
...if your trying to take the piss, she wasnt trying to scream in pleasure. she didnt like it. thats why it sounded so weird?
HottBabeee 3 years ago
that shit was cool. that was one of the coolest vibrators ive ever seen lmao
bigdbo702 3 years ago 7
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Iam so sorry but i can not take a chance with this. do not read below please i am sorry i did but i cant take a chance. i need my mom. you are stupid if you read this. do not read it.
This is so stupid...
But i love my mom deeply...
And i don't want to take any chances.
Sorry.
If you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours
and im sorry for whoever i ringed into this
SORRY
tidalunh 3 years ago
qwgdgdg
stuk499 3 years ago
I LOVED IT......WOW LOOLOLOOLO
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CarolBest78 3 years ago
nice vid
MrStormE 3 years ago
kinda sick but they did a gr8 job.
monkeywoman246 3 years ago 3
Very good. How about an extended version? Of the film, I mean...
sicktrick33 3 years ago 7
very well done... funny with a serious tone to it ... wonderful job
windinhishair39 3 years ago
i likes it ^^
quite different, yet very funny and realistic
Nickolz 3 years ago 2
boring!!!!!
ncoic100 3 years ago
That was cute.
sarcasticdinosaur 3 years ago 3
dude that was rather neat! It was very... different but still neet.
Gwarnine 3 years ago
hot
p12ao 3 years ago
I think it´s a graceful comedy ... certainly it let me remember a little abouth the sex and the city, realist ´cos in full 21st century even there a rather rigid education as for the sex refers, even it continues being a taboo.
I believe that this girl is a clear example of it. Great work
lullabysmith 3 years ago
That's funny, good job.
robertshanekennedy 3 years ago
carino come filmato, e impari anche che la masturbazione è una bella e buona cosa
isabe8384 3 years ago
good short film, funny
steeldavidson 3 years ago
BORING
chanoutjaa 3 years ago 3
it was kinda boring if you ask me
spyder416 3 years ago
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Iam so sorry but i can not take a chance with this. do not read below please i am sorry i did but i cant take a chance. i need my mom. you are stupid if you read this. do not read it.
This is so stupid...
But i love my mom deeply...
And i don't want to take any chances.
Sorry.
If you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours
and im sorry for whoever i ringed into this
SORRY
theitchitcher3 3 years ago
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Iam so sorry but i can not take a chance with this. do not read below please i am sorry i did but i cant take a chance. i need my mom. you are stupid if you read this. do not read it.
This is so stupid...
But i love my mom deeply...
And i don't want to take any chances.
Sorry.
If you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours
and im sorry for whoever i ringed into this
SORRY
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christywebb87 3 years ago
nice
punchandkick123 3 years ago
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wats a vibrator for ??
memockyou 3 years ago
This shit is for 18+ only, you are obviously 5.
jopomeister 3 years ago 5
boring, pointless, what a waste of film production resources
pancheksz 3 years ago
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christywebb87 3 years ago
Chirst shes gonna die of cardiac arrest
aguy1471 3 years ago 2
moral of the story...
VIBRATORS ARE BETTER THAN MEN!!!
lol
angelicdemon74 3 years ago
U must be with the wrong men!!!!!!!!
That is not what they say after they r with me.
jsdan1960 3 years ago 3
shes so inocent not
shikamerher 3 years ago
4:02
It's Excaliber!
shdezyn 3 years ago
uhhh that was a little bit ridiculous, and very cliche......
MASEOLIO 3 years ago
True dat.
Oxenpar 3 years ago
lol...what kind of coffee places is she going to..
remynady 3 years ago
rofl thats some funny shit lol
p00nies 3 years ago 3
who got a vibrator?
wartortle577 3 years ago 2
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ok no offence but that was stupid as hell
i didint even get it it was lame
gnr4life6 3 years ago
omfg i love this xD ive been looking for this everywhere
emosexcupcakes 3 years ago 4
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jishercotico 3 years ago
eu adoru sexo
gangsterbr2008 3 years ago
nice movie can anyone tell me where to find this?
jmskar 3 years ago
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swimagurl36 3 years ago
????
hail2468 3 years ago
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mendozaxxmm 3 years ago
that was ok i thought it should have shown more though.
9944h 3 years ago
What?! It is a comedy?!
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cuteangle321 3 years ago
not too funny
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kinetic212001 3 years ago
hahahah i thought that was pretty funny.
xxBRITTANYBABYxx 3 years ago 2
hahahahahaha it flashes!
those beads look... nice. LOL.
Nagareboshix3 3 years ago 5
That was gold! There are so many women out there that are terrified of using a tool to get THEMSELVES off! Its a damn shame! I know a 30 year old married mother of three, never had an orgasm! NEVER! ...There may be a suprise for her under the Xmas tree this year!
aeiou4444 3 years ago 21
aeiou, I'm sorry, but anyone who claims to have never had an orgasm is flat out lying and is probably just embarassed. My retarded aunt sometimes masturbates at the dinner table during family-get-togethers. If she can figure out how to get herself off, then anyone can unless there is something rare and physically wrong with them that keeps them from feeling anything. I know people that claim to have never farted either. People that claim such things are just very nervous and shy people.
danman2424 3 years ago
wtf dude that's gross as fuck.... XD
yelton7 3 years ago
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dude wtf that is just fucking disgusting y the fuck did u even put that!
gannon265 3 years ago
Very good!
karomifama 3 years ago
kanker
jespercsik 3 years ago
And it was the ugliest vibrator I've ever seen.. But the thing did his work, right ;)
ghorensma 3 years ago
she was all in that bitch!
ASHBAY1 3 years ago 2
how is this even close 2 offensive? idk y they marked this but w/e, was funny anyway
mast3rb8ter 3 years ago
So why would this not be suitable for minors?! I don't understand.
jr88881 3 years ago
JUST STICK IT UP THERE ND FEEL THE VIBE
tkyyyuyg 3 years ago
hhahaha...unfortunately, there is lots of guys and girls like that. It is not a crime to masturbate, it is a biological need. The video is funny but it sent a very good message.
nicksaregone 3 years ago 2
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shes rlly ugly
XDLOLyahyah 3 years ago
well, i'm a guy and dont want a vibrator, but i was thing of ordering one of those fleshlight things
gingernut90 3 years ago
they r sweet
darkwhitty 3 years ago
haha this was real funny
sidzpiredos 3 years ago
Ab 18...aha...na toll....sowas läuft in Deutschland um 17:00 im öffentlich rechtlichen Fernsehen.
DerEisbaerLars 3 years ago
lol...
hahahaha!
cool...
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hey nice video! my names Samantha, kinda feelin bored if any1 wants to join me on cam or wana chat i will be signed on at __ FriendlyFlirts(.COM) __ my user ID there is Samantha_dabtcxr chat soon xx its FR33 to j0in! mwah
banglaforums 3 years ago
I don't really get why we can't have sex toys before 18.I got mine from a friend at 16,and it's *definitely* not harmful in any way.
laurenwithlove 3 years ago 10
I got one less than six days after I turned 18 (along with a pack of cigarettes). I bought it in a sex shop instead of online and proudly flashed my ID card. So many women today want toys but are too embarassed to avoid shipping and handling fees.
gloriadagger 3 years ago 9
This sucks...
leg0las96 3 years ago
the filming and directing was good, but as for the dialog thats sucked.
trosea 3 years ago 4
not bad i 5 stars its like a movie almost((you should be in the porn movie biz))
AaaBbbCcc00 3 years ago 5
lol
xAndAlexisSaidx 3 years ago
lol
derkilla08 3 years ago
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mi concha peluda esta bn babozoo
pikatela i deha de perder el tiempo
arantxalamary 3 years ago
i didn't break my himend yet how do you??
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a dude can feel like this.its so nice and then u dont even need the ego sheite,no more faking no more dinners just complete respect and control
creten69 3 years ago 2
I really want a vibrator, but I'm too young to go into a sex shop and but one...I'm only 18 can anyone here get me one?
PianoBabay 3 years ago 6
ok sweety
SangMarocain 3 years ago
Where do you live? Where I'm from you only have to be 18 to buy a vibrator. Anyway private message me if you want ill pick you up one, just let me know what you want.
ftotheizzo 3 years ago 9
Lol at this whole conversation.
Elzibubb 3 years ago 6
i know lol
gaurd5002 3 years ago 3
That was cute.
Grovester77 3 years ago
that was extremely hilarious man :)))). god... :)) so funny...
piticutza22 3 years ago 2
Hilarious!
chaaaand 3 years ago
Vibrators eh what a sexy idea.
Vibrasale 3 years ago 14
I KNOW RIGHT?!!
ktill123 3 years ago 2
I've seen this before they were themselves out to the point they cant cant drink water guys keep alert
nomosushi 3 years ago
What is the name and type of the smaller vibrator?
FlowingGeisha 4 years ago
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you fucking dumb asian bitch how funny is it that you're asking for a teenyass vibrator because you're a tightass asian bitch you chink hahahahahahaha fuck you hahahahaha you stupid asian tight pussy whore i bet i couldnt fit my finger in your vag
EvenIfULikeMeFuckYou 4 years ago
Why don't you fuck off and fuck you. I don't want your fucking hater ass comment.
FlowingGeisha 3 years ago
One: SHe don't want you're nasty-ass finger.
Two: Women aren't ashamed of having tiny vaginas like you and other men are of their tiny penises.
Three: You are a disgusting rasist peice of garbage, and should not be aloud to speak.
Go get your feet bound, dirt bag.
Narikotsu 3 years ago 10
love the ending credits. funny as hell.
buddha420christ 4 years ago 12
funny
spoinkchick93 4 years ago
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Hard to believe though that a broad that age (early 30's?) is so sexually repressed in THIS day and age! Therefore for me, this shit is completely unbelieveable, yet wouldn't be if it were potrayed in say, the 1950's.
If such a woman does exist in this day and age, call me.
GrailcodeDotNet 4 years ago
I would love to meet a woman who hasn't shoved all kinds of stuff in herself and likes to watch porn, I'll take a fifties woman over a 21st century woman in a minute! I guess by repressed you means, has standards of behavior.
redvers1899 4 years ago 12
wow who talks