BioShock In Five Minutes

[DarkerThanBlack456]

4:52 Pure Genius!!!

[jdogg91798]

would u kindly suck my dick

:)

[McRafi9]

ur using xbox!

[homohillbillysrlol]

@ 4:04 "I'm your...shoeses!"..............­...*Whap!*

Hahahahahahaha, without context, I bet that line was really confusing

[mariofan989]

What if Atlas says to Jack

:Would you kindly do what i say :3

KINDLYCEPCTION

[nightofhalo]

would you kindly give me some msp?

or gives me reconZ

[bocachiva]

That only bioshock 1

[dsfan888]

Thank you IGN, for helping me understand this game. Now, would you kindly post more videos. Thanks.

[Orthropox14]

i liked this one way better than the second. the city looked better, the characters, and i liked jack better than delta. i remember downloading the free demo on steam just to try it. it kicked ass. i didn't like the second one as much.

[Gamewacher2224]

Yeey its a party in the end XD

[TheMrFlamingskull]

I have played bioshock many times through, but where is do you find the seaslug at 1:08?

[MrGemod]

@TheMrFlamingskull harvest a cute ass little sister i think

[bloodfox060]

@TheMrFlamingskull. MrGemod is riht you do havt to harvest a little sister

[Fawksau]

What would happen if someone said "Would you kindly go f*ck yourself"?

[PoachedOG]

Lmfao💙

[arrowoflight98]

The citizens of rapture can now party in peace

.......until 1968

[DrFirax]

Lairs it's not 5 minutes it's 5 minutes and 13 seconds who can you trust if you can't trust the internet

[TheCopperwire]

@DrFirax "Lairs" indeed, lol!

[avptremor]

BEST VIDEO ON YOUTUBE!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheGangsternate]

2:05 iv never seen that ?? Is that part 2.?

[dtanobo]

@TheGangsternate It's part of the cinematic trailer for the first game

[crazehcakes]

I MAN CHOOSES... NOW GIMMIE DAT GOLF CULB

kk dad -swings-

DAMIT

[caveman67cwdw]

It would be so annoying if atlas was asian "WOURD YOU KINDRY?"

[eamonhughesify]

I bought bioshock 2 and don't understand the story leading up to it

[atza20]

aha ign your title was misleading it only took 4:55 mins i saw through your lie!

[PanzerMold]

System Shock Reference

[BlackNi99a97]

now I understand thanks :-)

[arrowoflight98]

Beautiful presentation!

[KWelch60]

naked girls.

[RecycledClock]

Every time I have the impulse to buy this game I think " Nah I don't have enough money" DAMNIT BRAIN I gotta get this off Steam or something

[GreenAndTheGoldPSN]

JX23

[lleytonart]

Would you kindly like this comment

[doifhg]

@lleytonart no

[clonekiller38745]

@lleytonart Somebody already wrote that so would you kindly not copy the top rated comment.

[anagron63]

@lleytonart NO!

[g4fight12]

What movie is that on 0:51?



[clonekiller38745]

@g4fight12 nineteen eighty four.

[42crazyguy]

OH NO NOT THE BEES!!!!!

[strippingcthulhu]

Why have i never played through this?

[MrHarbinger360]

That is a big mistake

[LittleSister113]

".....are blood thursty and bad f*ck crazy.." Welcome the Cullens!

[ChetZenor]

"...Shock to Jack's system." Well played, IGN.

[Psps9877]

97 people got insect swarmed

[T0mFrame]

AAAH NOT THE BEES

[Tr1pleN2]

So ryan was jacks father?

[MsValkyrie13]

Two things that i would like to do if i travel to rapture:

Become a big daddy and guard a cute little sister so i can shoot a whole lota splicers

OR

Become a little sister and stab corpses witha big syringe so i can drink the adam.

either one will do.

[JayJayM57]

@MsValkyrie13 how about a big sister

[MsValkyrie13]

@JayJayM57 ...uh...i guess

[TheGenaral18]

Lol system shock refrence

[EyeLikeElectro]

NOW YOU CAN SAY THE ENDING WAS

*puts on glasses*

SHOCKING!!

YEAAA XDD

[Silverwatch5055]

BioShock. Is. The. Best. Thing. Ever. Nuff' Said

[rkamilek41]

Why didni watch this

[Michael1234567860]

lol dancing at the end

[ComplexSimplethings]

1984 REFERENCE!

[Ziggist123]

JACK IS RELATED TO RYAN??? i dont play bioshock 1 i play bioshock 2 so i dont really know

[KashgroundTM]

you dont fuck fontaine.FONTAINE FUCKS YOU

[shadowdemons117]

@KashgroundTM in soviet russia....

[KashgroundTM]

@shadowdemons117 wtf does russia have in common with a quote from the last part of bio 1?

[shadowdemons117]

@KashgroundTM its a meme, the soviet Russia one does a reverse so like you said "you don't fuck fontaine,fontaine fucks you" that's a example of in soviet Russia, look up i think Smirnoff, i don't know his name but he was the one that did the soviet Russia so yeah, just look up "in soviet Russia"

[KashgroundTM]

@shadowdemons117 oh fuck.lol

[IrishRampage45]

Fastest way to finish Bioshock:

Atlas:"Would you kindly pick up that short wave radio?"

Jack:"NO!"

*Credits roll*

[KB24numba1fan]

0:00-4:54 Awesome.

4:55 WHY THE F*** DID YOU HAVE TO RUIN MY DAY?!

[fighter20brawler10]

Probably the only thing i like about IGN. They make fun nutshell vids

[kingofkilps]

@MrAlphaBagle don't you mean helgan

[danielzinhofa]

yeeeeaaaaaaaaaa

it's a party underwater

[TheJAMESZBOY]

XBOX FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[littlejr555]

WOULD YOU KINDLY like my comment.

[lordmatthijs13]

@littlejr555 im not a  2 year-old adult freak being mind controlled

[shadowdemons117]

@littlejr555 yes master.....noo, i will not-errr noo bad hand no dont press that thumbs up- nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

[dillon564]

@littlejr555 damn supconscious commands look likes i have to like your comment

[AJB51493]

Press 4 for BEES!!!

[Echo7099]

Seriousness+IGN=Funniness

[GreenSober]

AAAAH NOT THE BEES NOT THE BEES!!!!!!! AAAAAH MY EYES MY EYES!!!!!!!

[FreudianComplex]

Wow, fucking asshole, I am a biochemist, so no idiot here

[joshfontanella]

thanks fo the spoliers!!!

[NobleMoa]

2:04 shows us Nicholas Cage's cameo in Bioshock...

[PowerArmouredSoldier]

I thought the title bioshock had to do with them turning ugly with the plasmids.now im starting to think its having to do with jacks advance in age, weird.

[Zataku]

A SHOCK to Jack's SYSTEM, eh?

I see what you did there.

[VWgolfR1]

so in that case it means "right on floor laughing" or what? If I type it in the urban dictionary with caps it still says the meaning is "rolling on the floor laughing"

[VWgolfR1]

ROFL!

[WillyWZSouza]

@VWgolfR1 ROFL in caps is right on!

[FreudianComplex]

Bioshock in 5:13 Actually

[backatchaa]

@FreudianComplex it says SORT OF you are the average idiot "its not 5:00 its (insert time here) hurr durr im so clever" even though its clear in the video

[killer8479394]

@HaloReachMcfarlane the lights on the back of the butt form a lol

[1chubbykins1]

Would you kindly.

[DuskDawnEvil]

ending song?

[pivotmaniac10]

We need this updated with Bioshock 2.

[Andy82014]

@pivotmaniac10 thats the thing I hate about these even though I love watching them its annoying when they get there facs wrong or they dont add enough because a sequel came out

[pivotmaniac10]

@Andy82014 Exactly.

[xxyummyxx5]

@3:14 look at the gun it says LOL

[ChaoticSorceror]

And just like real life, Jack's happiness is determined by how many little girls he's killed recently...

[CTCJakinator]

1.09 where did they get the slug? i dont remember that in the game!

[NintendoHeros1]

@CTCJakinator when u harvest little sisters

[one5643]

@CTCJakinator That was the special sea slug. You see it if you harvest a Little Sister.

[HannahDeloria]

would you kindly...no I'm not that desperate for thumbs up

[thefoodgamer1]

i love "in five minutes" its sick

[40PercentFrostResist]

Just a little correction:

You must save *all* Little Sisters to get the happy ending

[mat00012]

what is the music that starts at 5.00

[TheGameKid1998]

THUMPS UP FOR LITTLE FISH 1:21

[Octoshark19]

I want to take the ears off...

[xmadxxx]

lol crazy summery

'

[Minecrafter597]

In soviet russia Fontane FUCKS YOU

[MichaeljRichter]

The ad sucks

[MLGworthy]

Now there's only Lamb FOR NOW

[bryanest4]

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR thumb up if you found the P

[slyman312]

@bryanest4 Trick question! There isn't one!

[LTMP9001]

@slyman312 4th letter in the lower left corner.

[piemanization]

@slyman312

Ctrl + F and P = There is one.

[aceistheplace46]

Two places I am never going if made:

An underwater city: Bioshock

A space station: Dead space

[metalgearrexlover]

@aceistheplace46 i wouldn mind going to rapture,if there's no splicers

[emlmm88]

@aceistheplace46 the ishimura happily invites you to a planetary cracking party... would you like to come?

[aceistheplace46]

@emlmm88 Sure, I'll get a crack at Nicole jk jk

[emlmm88]

@aceistheplace46 haha

[9taledbeast]

@aceistheplace46 how about dead island

[Zockanumber1]

Call me a heretic but I think this Game was shit(played about halfway through?

[conn0r644]

@Zockanumber1 I didn't think it was shit. But I just couldn't really get into it.....not a game for me.

[TheMasterEragon]

But in soviet Russia, you fuck Fontane

[TheWall2100]

3:14 weapon says l o l

[BrandoCaLr1sian]

In soviet Russia, Fontaine fucks you

[BrandoCaLr1sian]

I am Atlas, and I'm going to get you through this.

[TheMikaellol]

Would you kindly thumb up?

[raz1d]

@TheMikaellol no, you thumbs whore

[MrTehPenguin]

In Soviet Rapture You Fuck Fontane

[Kevtb87]

lol, the bees

[yoyopeiyn]

In Soviet Rapture...

[TheMotorhead30]

@yoyopeiyn you kill big daddys

[presslockLPminecraft]

would you kindly make an bioshock 2 in five minutes

[ZGuy0fSci]

@presslockLPminecraft I see what you did there ^_<

AND I AGREE!!! (would sure be epic, and nice see how fits in)

[ChinaDollMaiden]

What I don't understand is why when I only harvested ONE little sister in the entire game, it gives me the evil ending.

[Radioactive1080z]

@ChinaDollMaiden you took advantage of and killed a 6 year old girl

[lamofify]

@ChinaDollMaiden theres 3 ending if you killed 1 you you get the sad music and the evil ending but in all you probably killed more than one thats why. if its and even amount you get sad ending

[ciftenh828]

doesnt the guy who said You dont *bleep* Fontane, Fontane *bleeps* you

sound like a Dark Elf from Oblivion?

[TheNickscout]

I played through this game about 18 times i loved it every time.

[TuTorializZer]

MODDING TOOLS [HALO,COD & MORE]

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[RyunSharp]

Apart from this guys unfunny sense of humor, his 5 minute explanation of the plot was well made.

[Heydshaut]

EEN SOVIET RAPTURE, YOU DON'T FUCK FONTANE, FONTANE FUCKS YOU!

[kruleb]

@Heydshaut Yeah not like the top comment SAYS THE SAME THING

[Heydshaut]

@kruleb Yeah not like anyone GIVES A SHIT

[kruleb]

@Heydshaut Yeah people do

[7013032]

In Soviet Russia sentry gun hacks YOU.

[FFVIIBOY]

@7013032 in Soviet Russia they say in America

[ChaosKing603]

This Little Fish Looks Like He Just Had His Cheery Popped!

[Traumaprod1]

myley cyrus at the end loool!!!

[limitdriver321]

A shock to Jacks system.

Subtle.

[CCCool09]

Fontain watches you sleep

[MaxzpyroP]

party in the U.S.A, wrong!!!! Its Party in the A.S.U lol

Atlantic Sea Underwater

[temesgen54]

@MaxzpyroP You are too smart for this world

[Rocketfist15]

@MaxzpyroP (Insert party boy music)

[abar92]

Dunno How comment contained slang language gets Most Thumbs Up!?

[itamar105]

In Soviet Russia You Fuck Fountane

[jamesjiao]

@itamar105 wth is Fountane? There is a Fontaine in the game, however.

[itamar105]

@jamesjiao

aww ....come on give me a break...

[FFVIIBOY]

@itamar105 and in America

[janewillow1]

LOL. Love the ending!!:D

[lopll1234]

yep, good video dude, keep going!

[bigigdog]

They really need to make a bioshock 2 in 5 minutes

[ABKGenesis]

Just like in reality, the end of Jack's life depends on how many little girls he has killed recently. Lol!

[Pingu1367]

Would You Kindly... Press 8 Then LOL!

[2112Addyboy]

@Pingu1367 HA HA HA! THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY xD

[DrZombieElement]

@2:52 i thought he said an adam filled titty

[theflowerpotify]

would you kindly make it 10 min. i dont get the part with the kid and tennembaum i jack is a robot?

[gipper431]

See See thats why they have no smoking signs on planes!

[nnewmy]

YOU DONT FUCK FONTANE

FONTANE FUCKS YOU

[prokentsful]

@nnewmy Yeah, that's what it said in the video. How interesting that you would copy what we all just watched and listened to.

[mosestheleader25]

@nnewmy but in Communist Russia, YOU fuck Fontaine!

@nnewmy soviet russia moment i cccp