Dane Cook Live

[pIaNoPeRsOn9730]

He has a nice butt

[BioMetalical]

1:05  true!!

[themarry16]

Ment Dane

[themarry16]

At the end I was like wow wow dave cook I'm in the car with my famliy lucky I hav head phones and no one was looken

[MrLuckyman11]

Ughh!!! DAMN JEWS!!

[skullsrule01]

Everyone should really stop saying that Dane cooks a fag cause who ever does is eater a fag or a douchbag bitch

[LeslieDesigner]

Love it... "why... why is EVERYTHING WET?" lol



[hamsterlover577]

at least he was wearing boxers

[SavvySexHair]

is kinko's like this guys favorite fucking place in the world? because its in like ALOT of his vids xD

[Tph91312]

Funny but wth he take his clothes off

[xxSceneAngel666xx]

The one word he say's the most is......AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!­!!>8D

[coldstaind91]

How does a comic god like Denis Leary have to open for an amateur like Dane Cook?...just saying...

[interpolchik]

He took his pants off.

[itsGdublan]

how is he funny? this is an insult to comedy. he is not even joking. see says corny stuff and acts like a 5 year old and people laugh?

[GaaraandKankurosgirl]

@itsGdublan Please don't troll on my video. It doesn't just make you look like an ass, but it also brings unwanted comment wars.

Thank you and have a nice day,

~Katie

[itsGdublan]

please dont respond to my comments. it doesnt just make you look like a worthless slut, but it also brings unconditional hate towards your skanky ass.

~your superior

[Allenluvable]

@itsGdublan No one's hating on her except you, so stfu. If you don't like Dane, DON'T CLICK ON HIS VIDEO'S!!!! It's as fucking simple as that. I am so sick of you hater's shit. Just go away.

[itsGdublan]

awww did i make your faggot ass cry because i insulted your boyfriend? fag.

[Allenluvable]

@itsGdublan -.- I'm a girl dumbass

[GaaraandKankurosgirl]

@Allenluvable Just stop feeding the troll. He'll go back under his bridge when he knows no one cares :3

[Allenluvable]

@GaaraandKankurosgirl Yeah your right, not worth the time.

[itsGdublan]

is that why you have bigger balls than your dad? so keep that -.- face for your mom when she shoves her dick up your ass loser.

[1997prettymomo]

@itsGdublan dude just go away stop watching u ass!!!!!if just dont lke dane cook dont watch him just dont go on videos of him and write negative shit ok loser!!!!!can u do us all a good favor and go get a life:P

[itsGdublan]

hahaha go cry somewhere else you gay loser. did i hurt your feelings? hahaah fag.

[1997prettymomo]

@itsGdublan haha!!!real mature jackass!!!!no u didnt hurt my feelings cause what u said was real gay theres no reason for me to get sad over that!!!!!!

[GaaraandKankurosgirl]

@1997prettymomo Don't feed the troll and he'll just go back under his bridge where he's forever alone :3

[1997prettymomo]

@GaaraandKankurosgirl yeah i really probably should have not done that he is just so annoying!!!!LOL:)

[GaaraandKankurosgirl]

@1997prettymomo Most trolls are :3

[1997prettymomo]

@GaaraandKankurosgirl u got that rite:P

[itsGdublan]

is that why your getting so emotional on youtube? ahahahah loser go sob like a bitch somewhere else where your mom can wipe your tears fag.

[jbug444]

dam wat year is dis? he looks so young

[GaaraandKankurosgirl]

@jbug444 No clue, sorry.

[MewIsAwsome]

Don't worry Dane,we're all a little racist

[liquidpersuasion]

i miss the old dane cook

[nightmareRHbf]

he is good with his hands ;)

[IdontwannasayNO]

You stupid people eat dog shit that's disguised as lobster, but believe that it's lobster because you haven't had anything better. The driving bit was not comedy. It was him yelling and making hand motions. You can make anything funny by doing that. I was in the grocery store and the cashier was RINGING VERY SLOW. JUST RINGING...RING...RING... SLOW...SO SLOW... WAS THE RINGING.

[GaaraandKankurosgirl]

@IdontwannasayNO Please don't troll on my video. It doesn't just make you look like an ass, but it also brings unwanted comment wars.

Thank you and have a nice day,

~Katie

[wikiwikiwee1]

bathroom stalls. the 4chan of  before the internet

[dcs290]

10 pepole are latino.

[dollyrules101]

i laughed at 3:58

[123moonwolf12]

6:11-6:40....o.O

[nekeidra120]

Make sure you go pee first this is hilarious

[kjmeeks]

Check out this mother fucker

[SuperCaptainFail]

I dont quite understand what just happened.... fav'd

[44johnc44]

what show is this???

[Selyna1999]

y did he hav to take hiz oantz off???

[coolkid325]

Coke is bad......

[AndrewBell]

so coked up

[badassbaseballplayr]

Every1 that hates on these videos r fuhkin stupid y the he'll r they on this watching knowing they dont like him fuhkn idiots I sware

[GaaraandKankurosgirl]

@badassbaseballplayr They're just trolls.Ignore them...or take out a sword an kill them to earn 1 EXP :D

[Marlowann]

BLOWOUT HAIRCUT.

[snowie32398]

OMG LMFAO I WAS NOTEXPECTING THAT

[davidmr123]

any one notice the loud laugh from the crowd in the beginning

[EddieMachetti]

I watched 1:06 - 1:20 60 times.xD

[kmanslim]

is he on crack in this HAHAHAHAHH

[UploadIT9]

82,394 views and only 9 dislikes

[wendyroberts77]

I love him and think he's funny!! If u don't like him then don't look him up on YouTube plain and simple!!! Instead of being so rude and negative, go look up someone you enjoy watching.... It's called common sense.

[xXCriptlordwcXx]

Night Quill + Redbull = Dane Cook

[Dude970715]

hes fucking crazeh :D

[sonicandamyforever18]

hey do u like him alot



[GrannyGroovinGravity]

BUt because I saw him, UUUHHHH!!!!! I sa..... HEEYYY!!!!!! I sa....... AAAHHHH!!!!!! I saw him. I see.... I have sussed the situation. I see... I have sussed the situation. lol

[kenzgurl11]

@GrannyGroovinGravity lol. Its 'assesed the situation', not 'I have sussed the situation'. :P

[Bilb1115]

There was no need to undress o.o

Or to make those ridiculous movements <.<

The things one says are the things that are SUPPOSED to be funny...

Physical humor is for clowns.

[STEVEBURNSIDEISHOT]

@Bilb1115 i love clowns then :D

[mrlefthanded1]

what's with all the hand motions?????

[euphoritch]

this man is fuckin awesome , he should come to the netherlands once!!! what he is absolute topnotch!!!!!!!

[pheonixsong123]

Holy Shizz Dane is way more ADD in his early career. O_o

I love Dane and Gaara-kun~ <3

[daboltz21]

this isn't funny........how is this clown a comedian?

[1w2i3l4t]

haha i dn't get why people don't like this guy

[VASHISKING]

note to self dont watch dane cook while eating pizza XD

[ThomsonCory]

The bathroom stall that van damn kicked in lmao epic.

[AnimaniacFox]

lol the fight part is the best ever!

[brainstormer9]

Dane's first time on speed

[AnimaniacFox]

@brainstormer9

My ass first time, Hes high like this all the time!!!!

[GaaraandKankurosgirl]

@Claybreaker2 Indeed, WHY are you watching this genius(<---I know, different opinions don't freak out on because of it)

Plus the whole "Shove mints in your eyes" is to state that the dude doesn't see that his breath stinks by the way people are reacting.

[tvgreatness]

@Claybreaker2 oh i wouldn't call him a genius, considering he's only known in britain for being 'unfunny'. to be honest, i've had suply teachers which are more comical than him. all he's basically doing is putting on a silly voice, which 2 year olds find funny.

[funkyrocking]

he reminds me of kramer from seinfeld :P haha

[XxYuriNeko4EvzxX]

3:59 / 3:61 he feel. then hes like "then ur sitting there " "no shut up" lol XD that made me like crak up.

[zker666]

Lol hes fuckin insane, but the friggin funniest person in the history of ever

[PandaFrappucino1]

He is like the KING of hilarious stuff!

AWWW YEA! takes off shirt AWW YEA does cartwheel YEEEAAAAAAAA rips off pants!

LOL!!!! xD

[Midonir1]

Mike was here LMAO

[SnoopPixel]

Get some mints AND SHOVE THEM IN YOUR EEEEEYES!!!!!!!!!

[gaaracherry]

nice pants x

[Nicochara]

Either he was really really hyped up on Red Bull. Or he had no jokes so he did all that for laughs. Either way, still funny.

[kurly96]

god, that was just plain out Hilarious! *Epic Drop kick/Ninja kick* "GOTTA CRAP!!!"

[mellieroxursox]

NICE MOVES at 3:28 XD dude you do that better then my dog does...

[kkeezyy]

GOTTA CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahhahahah i just laughed for like 10 minutes

[jbiezen]

I cried!!!! hahahaha

[6our6vampire6hearts]

I have...NO CLUE...how he had so much energy back then. -_- dear god. I fucking LOVE this man.

"You look at the seat and you're like "AAAUUUUNNNGH!! AAAUGH!!!!" Dx

omfg Dane is so damn hilarious

[homie480]

"check out this mutha fucka' hahahaha love DC :)

[GabatwaReturns]

3:57 is the most epic move!!! FUCKING HUGE KICK: "GOTTA CRAP!" BOOM!!

[peteywentzfan96]

hi im a car

[YOURMOMSMOMSDADSMOM]

IF ur asian it's ahhh *screech* *boom*

[MsKeepergirl]

the ending makes my day. and its all true! especially the mexican one!

[Didmyreturns]

Lmfao I laughed so fucking hard!

[mangafreak3344]

lol "it's not just written, it's carved "

[Tippmann245]

4:09 lol no shutup

[DOHHammie]

is he doing a show for the deaf?

[jessx412]

lmao: and if you're chinese it's, "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

[katewalker18]

Dane Cook=awesome.

loving the shiny pants as well haha

[TearsOfAnAnimeAngel]

Dane Cook at his best. :DD

[13Linkin]

omg he's hilarious...this is like one of his best skits

[MissSunshineSteph]

hmm next time dont forget to take it all off!!!!

[rocketallstar08]

his fall just adds to the whole bathroom door joke lmao

[BioShockGTA85]

Damn JEWZ! *disgusting anal noise* AGH BLACKS! RGH!

[ForeverAirforce]

I'd love to tear that UP!

[alysia431]

Lmao

" no, shut up"

[SippinSilver]

"Ckeck out this mutha uka"

Dane Cook is hilarious

[xxTwist1dxF3arxx]

i love it when he yells

[cutsie456]

(BLEEP) Damn Jews

xD

[Dolphin013097]

take it all off!!! lol jk

[betoski]

lol

[froog1988]

Quality

[oscgon94]

he looks hyper

[da0markinator]

his cloths are just gone!

[SinAznHoIy]

Mike comes back...

HEY I WAS HERE BUT IMNO (BEEP)HEAD!!!!!! HAHAHA HiLARIOUS

[xxTwist1dxF3arxx]

DAMN JEWSSS

[sxftshrt]

and if you're chinese, WWRECCCCKKKKKK LMAO

[CaptainSpok24]

as funny as cancer

[CanderAlex333SWE]

latino guys lol it's true

[daniel68608]

dane cook o w n s

[lDeathxFromxAbovel]

o my god, hes not on drugs and hes not drunks, its a thing called being fucking hilarious

i love dane cook

[DarthRane113]

@lDeathxFromxAbovel I guess some people think being crazy and acting like you just sniffed a line is funny. Granted hes not the worst comedian out there (of all the big comedians obviously if don't say that people going to get technical) But you shouldn't have to act crazy to get laughs some of the stuff was genuinly funny and the gestures were not so unneeded but your whole act should be based on pantamime <--sp?

[NiiX83]

Hes just a hyper act, my cousin is the same hahahaha just how he is, nobody is like him and his humour is sooooooo funny I LOVE DANE COOK!!

[AJD7DC]

blacks are like, " check out this motha fucka!" lol its also funny how he laughs.

[pinkkbug14]

bahhhahhaha....

[2gamers247]

if your chinise...

[skatfree]

wow the dane cook section of youtube is even more retarded than the rest...

[powerballer]

lol ..

no shut up

[LanaBear88]

he's like... drunk or something? rly funny tho lol

[punksk8rnik]

lol JEWSS!!!! BLACK!!! hahaha this is so funny i love dane cook

[stillcole]

man he has to be on crack I love it

[Volleyballgurl88]

lmfao....omfg...diss sooo funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyy.....................­..............................­.............

Mike was [x].....Mike is a F****

[aimeebaines]

curse you fuzz noise...CURSE YOU

[xanderAAA1]

way funny!

[CIRCA240]

um hello ----- check out this mother f**ker

[gogators2232]

Uhh, hello?? So, so true.

[KeallyUcemora]

Dane Cook assessed the situation!!!

[Been2theyear3thsnd]

"ummm.. hello????" lol!!!

[radyrhodesthebest]

Dane Cook, is a face.

[nikocoolful1]

f*****funny man

[samb524]

Cuz i was told it was one of the most lulz worthy things ever to watch. For all the wrong reasons. If you look up unfunny on Wikipedia Dane Cook's face is right there.

[DominusArdor]

and if you look up mammoths....those muthafuckas are still walking the Earth...

[samb524]

epic fail. dane cook is a doucher.

IF I SHOUT MAYBE PEOPLE WILL FIND ME FUNNIEZ!

[GaaraandKankurosgirl]

Dude, if you think he's a "doucher", than why are you watching?

[KeallyUcemora]

I LOVE this video!!!

[munchkindee1]

lmfaooo

[Lady0wl17]

"check out this m'fccr" lol

best one

[CHIRSISGOINTOHELL]

hes so hot i love dane cook

[ieatwhale]

Did he just fell? :(

[SPWProduction]

this guy looks like my Citizen Ship teacher ;DDD have same Look and funny ;DDD

[BrittnayyBitchh]

Haha i love DaneC:

He says stuff that wouldn't be funny if anyone else says it; he makes it so fuckingg hilarious.

Mike is coming back to check it out, and he's like 'what the hell?' i was here but im not a fag!

haha that's greatC:

[DarthRane113]

@BrittnayyBitchh he puts on a voice and go crazy with stupidity. I aint saying your wrong for thinking hes funny but at least put the real reason you think he is funny cause your not laughing at what he is saying I can almost gaurentee that, your laughing at the way he animates it. Which if you find funny well then great now his movies I actually get a laugh out of those because it's not him just acting like an idiot. I prefer wanda sikes, ron white, george carlin, robin williams. They are comic

[itachi1839]

@DarthRane113 I actually like him cuz of his words his acting just makes him funnier :D

[SPWProduction]

he is a comedian...he have to act like that coz he is the chosen one ;D

[GaaraandKankurosgirl]

Haha, nice XD

[htammam]

Dane Cook's hilarious! eventhough he was on crack at tht time...

[Vitorussibatno]

Yeah, it really shows in this video...

[justin10856]

UR T.V SUCKS SHIT

[GaaraandKankurosgirl]

Actually, my T.V is better than this.I downloaded this so I had no power to change the quility

[GaaraandKankurosgirl]

I mean quality

[Slaughter619]

3:57 -4:05 wuz the best phisical comedy i have EVER seen!

[chrisodierno]

LOL agreeed

[GaaraandKankurosgirl]

Indeed ;)

[DerMetzgermeister3]

@Slaughter619 fuckin A