Sonichu - Episode 21! The Audiobook! "Director Amenities" Part 11!

[smile221]

If you don't know, Chris literally called Alec naive for not believing that cartoon characters are alive and sentient paralell universe a la "who framed roger rabbit"

[O2Eater]

*Meanwhile, on the dark side of the Moon...*

Bill: "At last! My greatest invention is now complete!"

Squirtle: "Whaddaya call it?"

Bill: "Electrode!"

Squirtle: "WHAT THE FU-"

*The Moon is engulfed in a large explosion*

[MrIPspLock]

You ruined the Soviet Anthem for me.

[SuppleBrony]

Easily the funniest one so far. It was all worth it for 10:05.

[Trollfagget]

WHY WON'T IT END

WHY

[SuperWally93]

1:52 So Wild and Simonla's egg actually hatches into a dinosaur that eats everybody right?

C'mon, you all know that would be the only thing that can make this comic interesting at this point.

[JamesStarkweather]

"Voltorb..."

"AHHHHHH!!!"

lol nice

[ImmortalNaraku]

"Evan killed mommy"

[SGTSoap281]

We all know Bill secretly fucked up the operation on purpose. He had the chance to right a wrong, and he took it like a champ.

[robokill387]

5:59 simonla isn't dead yet, so why are they calling him her "killer"?

[FullMetalSatomi]

Because apparently babies can learn the English language within the first five seconds of life? XD

[ZealSeraph]

That Voltorb just became my favourite character.

[XIIIBAER]

I want that sidehackers love song like a mofo!

[rulesofachia]

Christian said that Electric Hedgehog Pokemon are immune to prosecution and can therefore do whatever they want. That is why Simonchu isn't punished.

[TheRsp88]

02:18

Nobody looks up

[ghostbender]

OMG, the best part of the audiobook to me-"Voltorb" BOOM!.

But Magi-Chan saying "EVAN KILLED MOMMY!" is a close second.

[CpsLock3]

With chris chan doing this as long as he has I can't belive he hasnt been sued for slander yet. Imma go with the fact that no one important gives a shit about his " artistic output".

[PurpleStorm8]

I'm begining to think where the real Sonic the Hedgehog is in all this mess...I mean CWCville's hedgehogs are all neamed after him, he's gotta be pissed about it.

[Jetblast01]

Man, if Simon-chu is still out there, he should team up with Getter-chu and Mazin-chu wage war against CWC-ville for its crimes against humanity. Yeah, that'd be an awesome plotline for SHW (super hedgehog wars).

[FoolyCoolyx989]

Damn it that last part of that guy screaming scared me LOL!!

[NyxFTW]

"seriously, everything is white

even the fucking egg

with spots

WHITE SPOTS ON WHITE EGG"

I died.

[SuperSalad88]

Voltorb in the Toilet!?!

Team Rocket could learn something from Chris (not a lot, though)

[MewYuki23]

06:26 This is why I love the audiobooks. Unlike Chris, they have decent storytelling methods.

[AlanSmithee06]

OMG Sidehackers theme! Chilie peppers burn my gut!

[SmashBroDx]

3:48

3:55

8:35

These parts need moar attention.

[deviltetsuo555]

i love how sandy is the only one who's smart enough to talk from the get-go also great job magi-chan teaching a newborn about death right off the back(also how the fuck can he see sandy haching?)

[mxc82]

This is what happens when you don't have bodygaurds. And how old were simonla and wild again. I know they were way under 21.

[JKDissection]

I love how Chris seemed to forget that Simonla's death hadn't already happened a couple of times, namely when Magi-chan catches Simon and says he won't let him get away with killing his own sister. Later, despite Simonla being wheeled out on a gurney clearly alive, they refer to catching her killer.

[ZPSFILMS]

I like how Chris-chan understands that you better have some one funding you big time to get proper medical attention.

[asukafan133]

is it just me or dose this kinda of remind me of re-take the evangelion hentai manga were asuka dies while she's pregnat with shinji child

[MrGem123456]

@asukafan133 I don't know whats weirder, you asking if an autistic man-child ripped off an obscure Japanese pornographic comic, or me understanding your question and know what obscure Japanese pornographic comic your talking about. And yes he did rip off the hentai manga. He does it all the time (there is a whole article on the subject on cwc wiki with examples and everything).

[HenryvKeiper]

I cracked up and lost it at the "Evan killed mommy!" part. Oh wow. Way to help bring a child into the world.

[MrFlylice]

"SITTIN' ON THE TOILET, SITTIN' ON THA TOILET"

I lost it there.

[losingsightagain]

Wait... It's now legal for all homosexuals to do whatever they want in the city... but Chris used the vaccine to turn them all straight, so there are no homosexuals... what?

[NotTooWellKnown]

@losingsightagain

TIME PARADOX

[Protectorett]

You know, while I find it funny, it really makes you think when you realise that Chris intended this to be a serious scene. Of all the ways Simonla could have been killed, what possessed him to make it an exploding toilet? She could have died peacefully in her sleep or of a disease or heart failure or something, or if he really needed to demonise Alec and literally have her murdered, she could have just been shot. Why the need for the unintentionally hilarious toilet related death?

[DarklightZER0]

8:35 Play that sound at any death scene and it instantly becomes funny

[444Tazer]

Alright, I'm just gonna throw this out here, you guys tell me what ya think. I believe Chris-Chan is in denial about his homosexuality. It seems the only reason he wants a "Boyfriend-Free Girl" is to birth a daughter. Adoption Chris. Lol. That was a really cheap shot on my part.

[SchedeenIndeed]

Gays can do what they want. Except be treated as equals. But they don't really want that, right?

[TAXEXEMPTION]

LOL soviet anthem

[ThePenIsLiquor]

wild sits atop their egg and masturbates nervously LMFAO i think i can die a happy man now.

[Jayday12345678910]

"Cut the chain with scissors" lmfao

[PikachuWii9]

"Evan KILLED mommy."

Damn you, Magi-Chan. Damn you.

[bobtheawesome727]

NEVER EVER associate the motherland with sonichu EVER again!!! >=(

[Kitsunefan9]

That ending FUCKING LOL " Wheres mommy? " " Evan KILLED mommy" Thats a great thing to hear right after birth

[AniMerrill]

I liked the first narrator, but Deth's way of explaining this shit is just amazing XD

[MRWWAYSS]

Bill DID have a tv show.

They called it Bill Nye the Science Guy

[MegaBlargle]

I completely lost it at "Evan killed Mommy." Wild and Sandy are talking and then all of a sudden MOMMY IS DEAD.

[leeham991]

That last page is extremely fucking sinister. 

[rna151]

"But nothing lasts forever... Only love... pads the film."

I am a bit curious about how gays can now be allowed to exist in CWCville after Chris cured the world of gay and got an international holiday named after himself for it.

[imfernando2]

I actually feel bad for Wild, I like him. I hate chris though, is that odd? Wild is cool, he blends in with trees to get his jump.

[sexhaie]

1:23 "with out me, this city would be lost..." XD thats a good one chris.

[FFS1NICO]

HOW CAN YOU DRAW SO MUCH AND STILL FUCKING SUCK AT IT!!!! WTFODKfjiodfoianfoiwein{!@Q

[scales78]

"EVAN KILLED MOMMY!" just what every child wants to hear from a purple fag upon birth

[TAXEXEMPTION]

wait a minute...first he makes like 12 issues saying he hates jerkops...then calls them for help?....

[TAXEXEMPTION]

USSR national anthem. i lol'd.

[videogamenostalgia]

God, this comic has more endless words than Control Alt Delete...

[Deepblue686]

Yes, Mayor Chris lets gays do what they want.

But didn't he cure everyone of homosexuality a few days ago?

[phoenixhart17]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH­HHHHHHHH

[chaoslink32]

"And masturbates nervously"

LOL AND I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY WHO DID THAT

[Fantome001]

The characters in Sonichu are as strong or weak as the plot needs them to be. I forgot what it's called but it definitely applies here. It also applies to Sandy's egg too, strangely.

[sonicvsshaow176]

wait he tried to use scissors to cut a chain... FAIL!

[linkweather]

I love how Chris responds to Simonla being blown to the fuck up. I say "dang" when a game freezes, when my internet connection goes out, or when my car isn't working. Your response to someone being blown up should not be "dang". By the way don't Pokemon faint not die or have they change that since last time I played?

[thelordoflemonz]

Voltorb. BAAAAM! that was so hilarious I had to rewind the video 5 times to that again and again. Thats gonna be my new ringtone

[elshotaru]

I love how sensitive magi-chan is. "EVAN KILLED MOMMY!"

[thereaIblackcerberus]

8:35

Motherfucker.

[NeoSquadillah]

i love the use of trauma center music

[FreakSpazKing]

Wild masturbates nervously

i love you dethchemist

[Extra365]

wild: Yes, i am your father! Join me, and together we will rule cwcille as father and...

[Ohflipsnap]

0:12

Lambert:

Let me be as clear as possible, Fisher. Snipe Mayor Chandler while he's at the podium. Do it now, don't miss; You probably won't get a second chance at this.

[thereaIblackcerberus]

@Ohflipsnap *Fisher misses*

MY GOD, FISHER! THAT WAS PURE MADNESS! Now, hard working taxpayers' money is going to go straight up this leech's ass! GET OUT OF THERE, THE MISSION'S OVER!

[Ohflipsnap]

@thereaIblackcerberus LOL nice reply!

[PAVN]

Hm I think magichan is gay for wild.

[phoenixhart17]

@PAVN

They should get together. That would be a great plot.

[ferretgeneralken]

hey whats the name of that music that was played in the beginning when chris was giving his speech?

[WillisDCade]

voltorb

[TheSilentWyvern]

Crappiest death ever.

[Pinkemon]

I don't think I ever laughed as hard at a death scene before.

It's stuff like this that keeps me hooked. <3

[rainbowIchigo]

OH MY GOD SO MANY FUCKING PARTS

YET I CAN'T STOP WATCHING

[IconOfSin24148]

Oh good God, the USSR Anthem did it for me XD

[videogamenostalgia]

The citizens of CWCville are obviously in favour of Evan's plan, that's why no-one said anything...

[bunearpika10]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDD EVAN KILLED MOMMY XDDDDDD

[TiffanyDoll]

1:37 Sonichu is feeling up Rosechu's ass.

[DrunkenwhaleRe]

The one thing that pisses me off more than anything is that the little abomination immediately asks where her mommy is.

Then again this whole comic pisses me off more than anything...

[Nebr66]

I swear Officer Lou looks more like a woman in each panel he appears.

[boitahaki]

Dude the sound effects makes all this even more priceless..

[Riitje]

Using these sounds make it so much more bearable :D Nice work

[AnguirusFan]

"Evan killed mommy"

Wow, way to be a dick Magi-chan.

[DoctorBeardface]

As the explosion blows fecal matter back into her rectum!

vivtheg, you are my hero.

[haakuryu]

masturbates nervously. LOL

[XxKyleAndStanFGxX]

I AM YOUR FATHER!! XDDDD I almost choked laughing!! xDD

[SA20Anonymous]

3:50 DethChemists' scream was spot-on and convincing

[videogamenostalgia]

The best thing about Simolna's death is the IRL phone call between Chris and Alec, where Alec tells him he has to kill her violently or he won't remove the cwcipedia ads, and Chris is begging Alec to allow him to let her 'leave cwcville peacefully'

[Xunkun]

0:10 - Winnotation.

1:12 - Cuz seriously, and in all legitimate reality: A dog has better social behaviors than Chris.

2:10 - Wait, cutting hardened STEEL with scissors.... shit, I want a pair!

2:19 - Lead-lined helmets; just goes to shwo how fucked up Chris is.

3:59 - WIN.

10:11 - "Search your feelings, you know it to be true!"

[JAMESVISI0N]

6:21 SHE HAD HER LOWER HALF BLOW OFF. HOW DO YOU EVEN TRY TO FIX THAT?

[kyubiiofrage]

Way to break it to her gently, Magi-chan.

You gay hedgehog.

[Peteman12]

@kyubiiofrage Magi-Chan manipulated Chris into removing the Gay gene to remove his own shame, but failed to account for his massive God Mode Sue powers making him immune to anything that would forcibly alter him in any way. So he's forced to take a shapeshifting hermaphrodite as a lover to have sweet penis inside him without Chris finding out, because it's the only form of Gay sex he'll ever have anymore.

[JavadoBeckett]

Was that the Soviet national anthem, or the Russian Federation's one?

[MaciekOst]

@JavadoBeckett

The latter.

[yuyuhakushox]

I feel like this needed a "I killed mufasa" reference

[dragonfighter4171]

i hate you chris chan you will never ever will hold a baby because you are retarded

[darkgomugomu]

you know if Chris did this right, Simonla's death coulda been an extensive arc where Wild wants to kill the man responsible, and the others say revenge is not the right way. it would be a great dynamic change and moral lesson for Wild. But its Chris. sufficient arcs dont exist in his mind.

[hobbesthebrainslug12]

@darkgomugomu since when did chris ever do anything right?

[SlashFirestorm]

"In order to ensure the continuing stability, Cwcville will be reorganized into the FIRST! CWC! EMPIRE!, for a safe and secure society."

[metalWeirdo77]

08:35 LOL

[BobSpotOn]

Saying that Chris has a fanbase just as big as Alec's is like saying that Mars is the same size as Jupiter.

[darkgomugomu]

@BobSpotOn nah. its more like comparing Pluto to Jupiter.

[HuaYifu]

soviet national anthem

[StaticPokemon]

that last line in this episode nearly had me spitting dr pepper all over my computer.

[MusicTrackers]

"hey look a woman died!" "what about this volto-" "SHUT UP! He isn't a almost sort of main character, now is he!?"

[handmiadenofgod]

Haha, I love how the mall is the political center of Chris's Universe.

[tw1stedgrudge]

Fucking epic storyline.

This shit puts Crime and Punishment to shame.

[mrbob091]

Dang.

[Basketno707]

EVAN KILLED MOMMY

Oh magi-chan

*audience laughs*

[bealtespip123]

Whatever Dictator Chandler says,GOES!!

[liquidpyramid]

the voltorbs are inert

[KMxHearts]

Bill accidentally spilled Cherry Cola in her abdomen. She died instantly.

[Taogamer]

10:20 is the best part of the whole series. the pan to magi chan saying "Evan killed mommy" is hilarious.

[ZaynahZihoa]

I lolled SO. HARD. At the Mario-death music!

[FamilyguygamerX]

As the force of the blast drives fecal matter back into her rectum!

Deth, I hug you.

[KeithTheL00N]

EVAN KILLED MOMMY!

[MrAwesomeTrex]

I giggled so hard at the Soviet anthem playing

[Skinnyoompalumpa]

you have disgraced the glourius soviet union's anthem

[JoelLandis]

As good as if not better than the Godfather baptism scene.

[SlashFirestorm]

That's some pretty nervous masturbation.

[blueboy093]

is it bad or good that while simonla was dieing i was laughing my ass off?

[mrbob091]

@blueboy093

thats a gud thing

[MichaelAlmeida2320]

@blueboy093 It is a very, VERY good thing.

[blueboy093]

@MichaelAlmeida2320 thank god, AHHHHH MY ASS! THE TOILET WATERS IS UP IN MY ASS! WHO THE FUCK LEAVES A VOLTORB HERE?! WHAT THE FUCK!

[bealtespip123]

@MichaelAlmeida2320 Yeah! I loved the build up and choice of music! = D

[Delta4845]

Isn't bill the scientist on the moon now anyways?

[BillTheScientist]

That's what I thought!

Sonichu is uncanon anyway.

[xxBANGitsaly]

"meanwhile, in the waiting room, wild sits upon their egg, and masturbates nervously. his brow dripping with cold sweat, he ignores the torchered howls of his dying lover and focuses instead on happier times in their five month relationship."

DETH

HAVE MY CHILDREN

[asioca0827]

5:20

Talk about adding insult to injury.

Simonla gets blown up and Chris pretty much calls her a fake version of Simon in front of everybody in CWCville.

[GreatNegus]

Chris rule 63'd Simonchu.

[Hejji]

OH GOD DAMNIT.

I peed

i hate you

[neckbeardpride]

Evan KILLED Voltorb.

[ThatGastrodon]

This is may favorite part so far. especially the ending.

EVAN KILLED MOMMY

[gumbal1]

2:46

Chris still hasn't learned the relation between the TRUE and HONEST Simonchu and the CLONE with a CHINA, Simonla.

[CreepyMcCreep]

3:00 "Sittin' on the to'let!" I fucking died.

[anti4kids2000]

Only Chris Chan will come up with a part where a girl uses the restroom.

[deuone]

i like chris openly states that simonla is a complete fake while she was in the crowd, and everyone is just smiling.

[Noisemaze]

The force of the blast drives fecal matter back into her rectum... Deth keeps on winning internets.

[Chef033]

I think the funniest thing out of all of this is the way it all played out - for literally months, Chris adamantly refused to kill Simonla,and when he finally caves, does he decide to kill her off peacefully? No, it's gotta be a murder. Should he let her die with dignity, in glorious battle, perhaps? No, an exploding fucking toilet is good enough. There is nothing over-the-top or hysterical about this in his mind.

Thank you so much for being you, Chris. You naive lunatic manchild.

[Lyph3]

Voltorb.

[NahmanJayden]

WHITE SPOTS ON WHITE EGG

[ZuedaYT]

'Heh', well done for calling out Tim Buckley in your annotations. Sometimes I wonder which webcomic is worse...

[xJealousOrchard]

4:00

Oh dear God I have never laughed this hard at an audiobook before.

[VelLucio]

Seems like Deth snapped at 10:32 - 10:34

[LucasHorclox]

about the only part Chris made that was remotely funny...

[Kassad86]

You disgrace the best anthem ever :(

[wwwwolf]

...wait, how come newborn Sandy can talk, and the Chaotic Combo members got pages and pages full of Pokemon-babble that drove the old narrator insane???

Sandy is some sort of super-intelligent super-psychopath super-toddler super-murderer! Yay!

[Psycatalyst]

wild masterbates lol

[epiclulz66]

EVEN KILLED MOMMY

[NonRandomUser]

Wait, wasn't it originally, "I HAT these bad days?"

*GASP*

Chris noticed a spelling error and corrected it?!?

[deluxecheeseburger]

Sauce on song starting at 5:50?

[AnonymousReloaded]

that ending was the best ever!

[HeatLegs]

Lol, the music makes this much more funnier.

[SickyZonbi]

Evan KILLED Mommy.

Awesome work.

[Sn00gans]

Oh god, the Evan Killed Mommy bit was the best...

[1amsm1th]

No sandy, Even IS YOUR MOMMY

[static3585]

why did she have to die on the day sandy was born

and this is probably the best and worst day ever for wild

[Myrmidon51]

HEIL CHANDLER! LONG LIVE CWCVILLE!

[ZeldaDD]

Oh wait, that's after this I guess? (writing so bad I can't quite remember) Still, look at Chris make himself sound so open and wonderful.

[ZeldaDD]

Wait...earlier in the book he evidently destroyed homosexuality, yet here he says something like 'they will be able to do as they please'. Am I missing something here?

[MarkTheMagnificent]

USSR national anthem was an amazing choice. spot on.

[roninfoxtail]

I love how the sonichus seem to have more emotion when people die then Chris does.

[poopskinTheLiar]

This video is made a lot funnier because my name is Evan, too.

[poopskinTheLiar]

Voltorb!

AAAAAAAAAUGH

[Antractica]

Evan KILLED Mommy!