Trashy Games #45: Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing (PC)

[PascalR95]

this game is made with paint lol

[THAREALDAN]

@crashmanexe Oh. And I don't think that's Microsoft sams little brother. It seems more like Glados from portal

[THAREALDAN]

I laughed so hard at the "PIECE OF SHIT!" and the "and I hope you WRRRAAAA this video." how did you make that noise?!

[CrashManEXE]

@THAREALDAN - The sound clip was something I came across and the other one is Microsoft Sam unable to say "enjoy" correctly, therefore saying it as "enjWAAAH".

[MrHypno285]

that sound at 0:34 is off combat arms

[RobRobertTheGameDude]

Well the graphics were better at the arcade, and i guess it was a different game. But it was a pain in the assto play either way.

[RobRobertTheGameDude]

I played this at the arcade and hated every second of it. What a rip off.

[GREATGOOGOLYMOOGOLY]

I opened a star gate when going fast enough. 'Nuf said.

[bagnumberthree]

I don't know what's more pitiful-- the developer's programming skills or the fact they thought this buggy mess of a game would sell well enough.

[VictorDs1000]

3:19 whats that song....BECAUSE ..OMG I LOVE THAT SONG

[CrashManEXE]

@VictorDs1000 - It's "Back To Mad" by Texas Faggott. If you had looked at the description, then you would've known from there.

[TheFunkyBones]

@CrashManEXE Texas Faggott?

pfffftpffftpfft

[CrashManEXE]

@TheFunkyBones - Aye, what of it? :P

[TheFunkyBones]

@CrashManEXE pfftpfftpfttgigglegigglepfft

[CrashManEXE]

@TheFunkyBones - ...no comment.

[megamanrocks99]

"I hope You enJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH this video."

lol.

[loneshewolf74]

Sam's little brother sounds like E.T. ^_^

[cekkinof]

INDIE games are better than this XD

[Keybug55]

I don't understand why you go faster in reverse rather than forward

ah screw it, this game is so broken it's hilarious

[XaneCorpProductions]

I don't know why people find this game bad. I find it funny.

[NewZen41]

Hmm, needs the "Everywhere I go Music and a pack of Ball-Park Franks roasting on a Grill...":P

[bpotts0401]

You're a "plonker"?? Not too familiar with that term. It's kind of a funny word though

[CrashManEXE]

@bpotts0401 - It's a British slang word for "idiot" :P

[RatmanXX]

When this truck hits -8888 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit!

[SADXhacker]

This looks so bad it's good. Seems really fun to play when drunk or high.

[Chinelin]

The only reason the credits are there is for hunt and kill these dudes for making the game.

[sparta944]

3:04 your winner 0_0

[EmperorZander]

On the front cover of the case the game comes in has a police car on it. And guess what, there are no cops in the game!!!!

[DragonLS]

GO TRUCKER! GO 888888 MILES PER HOUR!!! GO GROOVE TO THE MUSIC!

[micmacnz]

0:27 was that you?

[CrashManEXE]

@micmacnz - Nope... I'm not sure who did that sound clip. I don't have a microphone anyway :P

[StoneRainStudios]

Wow. I should buy one of these trucks instead of a 4x4 pickup.

[CrashManEXE]

@ChrisEchidna - No I did not. Quite surprised actually.

[MrPs2masters]

@CrashManEXE what was thta voice at the beggining of the video?

[CrashManEXE]

@MrPs2masters - Microsoft Sam, with his voice in a higher pitch.

[MyFoodIsBad]

This game is better than Need for Speed

[kn62782]

They probably made this game using a calculator or something.

[JaySticLe]

It doesn't goes past over -9000? Fail!

[smbmadman1]

0:26

You've earned a new subscriber.

[CrashManEXE]

@smbmadman1 - Haha, thanks :D

[Asbduhas]

@CrashManEXE Where did you get that audio clip from?

[CrashManEXE]

@Asbduhas - What audio clip?

[Asbduhas]

@CrashManEXE The "PIECE OF SHIT!" It sound like Tourettes Guy but I'm not sure.

[CrashManEXE]

@Asbduhas - I wouldn't know myself... I just ripped it from a Game Maker game that contained the clip :P

[Drake9990]

YOU'RE

WINNER !

[knuclear2010]

That song just reminded me of that really cool Megaman flash i saw at newgrounds once

[CrashManEXE]

@knuclear2010 - That would be the Rockman Neo flash animation, as I saw that before too.

[Renew3D]

Whaaaat theeeeeeee........?

[brutaka359]

You all just hate me because I'm winner at this game and your looser! I winner every time!

[Hauntzor]

I'm not sure if I stated this before, but when I saw there was a "programming" team, I laughed... hard.

[sonikku956]

I don't want to do this but...

The 5 people who disliked this helped make the game.

[CrashManEXE]

@sonikku956 - Haha, very funny. I'm not bothered by the dislikes anyway.

[brutaka359]

@sonikku956 Didn't only one alcoholic made that game?

[VideoViewer9002]

The trucks must be drive4n by Chuck Norris.

[GrounderTheRobot]

YOU'RE

WINNER !

[EmperorChupacabra]

There really is no better word to decribe the programmers than clowns.

[ChibiBanana1]

YOU'RE WINNER !

[SonicsniperV7]

We should go hunt down those developers to ensure they never ever make another game.

[deividas56]

YOU'RE WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JJcDAmAn1]

This Game is WINNER!!

[ckool5000]

It'd be so funny if there was a secret win screen in every game with "You're Winner!" on it...

[SLAYERLEGEND13]

3:50 is some sort of Christian magic?

[bbbbbbbbbbbbb100]

This video is WINNER!

[parmeshhackme]

oh man fuckin shit it is ha! ha! ha! ha! i never hear of such game..

[HyperKnuckles259]

so anyway, i hope you enjwa this video. LOL

[janosiadam]

Best game ever!

xD

[SushiSunshine2000]

Such an epic fail of a video game!!

[TeknoMaX]

I'VE GOT AN EXPLANATION FOR ALL THESE!!! :

A) your truck is actually OPTIMUS PRIME, that's why it can climb, go thorugh objects and all that.

B) you're in the f*cking BERMUDAS TRIANGLE mixed with the PHILADELPHIA EXPERIMENT, that's why the physics are just gone nuts... =P

[CrashManEXE]

I've heard of the Bermuda Triangle, but not the Philadelphia Experiment.

[TeknoMaX]

@CrashManEXE really?? well, it's an urban legend... You're probably a lot younger than me then... try googling it, it's pretty interesting.

[CrashManEXE]

I looked it up on Wikipedia and had a read through it. And by the way, I'm 21 so... am I younger than you? :P

[TeknoMaX]

@CrashManEXE Yeeep 6 years younger... Generation X who? o.O

[MegamanX20100]

@TeknoMaX I don't care how it happened! I just want to know where to BUY THAT TRUCK!!! :D

[crashnburner187]

@TeknoMaX I thought it was about the time Chuck Norris took a job as a truck driver.

[Hauntzor]

"Programming"

I loled. These people obviously can't program a racing game to save their lives XD

[NowImSad]

Looks like you traveled through time once you hit 88 mph.

[TheMunchlax22]

it always says "YOUR A WINNER" i'd say if you can play this game for 30 seconds than you truly are a winner

[KeepingModern]

No amount of drugs can make you happy enough to play this game.

[KurisuKendaichi]

Its hard to even take this "game" seriously.

Does this even qualify as a true game?!, there's no goal or challenge involved.

[Jennuchan]

LOL at the later half of the video. I feel like I'm trippin' balls. So much fail.

[MacraStraba]

In Soviet Russia, video game plays you!

[RobotwarsKing]

YOU'RE WINNER!

[666BlasterMaster]

OMFG,this game is HORRIBLE!

[Henderson155]

THE MOST WINNER GAME EVER [Sarcasam FTW]

[ZeroCaim]

Music at the end is a remix from a Sonic Adventure game right? It's driving me nuts.

[CrashManEXE]

Eh, what? I never put any music at the end of the video, nor did I use music from Sonic Adventure either. The music used in the video was "Back To Mad" by Texas Faggott.

[ZeroCaim]

I could of sworn that music similar to that was on Sonic Adventure. Ah well. Thanks.

[CrashManEXE]

I wouldn't even know of the game's music anyway, and that I have never played the game.

[MarioFan82]

This game is so hideous that YouTube doesn't wanna load it for me.

Oh wait, thats how it always acts....

[Mayesama]

Action 52's Long Lost son

[nubcake1r]

i didn't know that trucks can get possessed by the devil...

I wonder if an exorcist could release the devil inside the truck

[Meganeo5]

Hah, I played this also, with the "Patch 1.1" D:<

The company actually planned to make Big Rigs Online! But now I don't hear about this anymore.

[Hauntzor]

I actually thought my computer had contracted some sort of virus at 0:34

[Stan1992]

"Over the road" in the title it's damn right !

[Vetuyasha]

The worst racing I've ever seen.

[IAMONDAILYMOTIONNOW]

Is this some kind of fucking joke? This game wins the award as #3 for the worst video games ever.

Action 52 (Both ports) Are #1, Cheetahmen 2 is #2.

[Missingno3000]

YOU'RE WINNER

Best part of the game ever.

[pokemario6456]

Lol, Microsoft Sam's younger brother. Still, I don't think it's as bad as CrazyBus; that one really sucked!

[Miss6Nintendo]

BAD GAME!

[CrashManEXE]

Very bad game more like :P

[Pfargtl9000]

Just like trying to play a broken record.

[GPSC998]

Let's kick Sergey Titov in the crow's nest

[Blaziken257]

This piece of crap isn't even a game! There's no gameplay whatsoever! What the hell is the point of this vaporware? It's so obvious the people who designed this crap made it in like a day... Seriously, going through walls? At 2000 mph? In reverse? In purgatory? With taillights floating off the truck? And you can't lose (meaning there's no challenge whatsoever)? Bull****.

[Blaziken257]

Hell, the only people who like this "game" are complete morons. Yes, they exist. Not only that, but they force their stupid opinions on other people and harass people who disagree with them <_< And there's even a stupid forum and an equally stupid Wiki dedicated to this horrid "game" O_o

Only Action 52, Cheetahmen II, and Plumbers Don't Wear Ties are worse than this garbage.

[Blaziken257]

BTW, I'd like to mention that Sergey Titov, the person who designed this game, supposedly joined the aforementioned forum about a year ago and people asked him loads of questions. I recall him even admitting that the game is trash! XD

Oh, and to close this... YOU'RE WINNER! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! SHINE GET! SOME POINTS OF 4 LOST! THANK YOU FOR YOUR PLAYING!

Now my long rant is over...

[MattTheSpratt]

Some points of 4?

Where's that Engrish from?

[CrashManEXE]

Pokemon Diamond/Jade, the Engrish version of Telefang.

[GamerBoy53]

@Blaziken257 lol I assume you watch the Angry Video Game Nerd.

[Blaziken257]

@GamerBoy53 Yeah, I do...

[GamerBoy53]

@Blaziken257 Just pointing out, because those 3 games are somewhat obscure games that he covered.

[Blaziken257]

@GamerBoy53 Yeah, that's true, except I made that comment long before he reviewed Action 52 or Cheetahmen II, so that was just a coincidence I mentioned those two games... (I've known about those two games for years...)

But I never heard of Plumbers Don't Wear Ties until I saw that review of his, so, yeah.

[GamerBoy53]

@Blaziken257 Ah, did you? I had known of Action 52, but not Cheetahmen 2.

[WolfieZX]

@Blaziken257 Do you even know what vapourware means?

[Duvmasta]

what's a plonker?

[CrashManEXE]

It's an alternate word for an idiot, and it's part of British slang.

[MightyTallestZim82]

I'm glad it's PC only XD

[Hauntzor]

This game probably would've been at least a little better had the programming been a bit more precise so you couldn't DRIVE THROUGH FUCKING EVERYTHING.

[BlazeDragonXP]

Wait, why do you say this game is bad? You're driving the Super Truck with the skills of a ghost, Spiderman and the Flash, only with the latter increased to such a point it should be physically possible to achieve enough speed to tell Sonic that he's too slow! And you also get an infinite track, going into such amazing places as the darkness itself! And even better, none of the other participants bother you!

Best. Racing. Game. Ever.

[freako1234]

at least it doesn't lag =P

can i have a copy of this game?

[CrashManEXE]

You can find it in Google (as a downloadable), as I don't have the zip folder of it anymore. Or you can buy it from somewhere :P

[smoke072]

Wait a minute, trucks riding perfectly on mountains? Driving off the maps and still win tha race? YOU'RE WINNER!? And going backward faster than driving forward!? Seriously, what was the developers on when they made this "game"?

[AssFaceMcLegs]

I'm starting to believe they purposely made the game this bad XD

[CrashManEXE]

This could be the same for Bubsy 3D, Superman 64, Action 52 and many other of the bad games :P

[AssFaceMcLegs]

Yeah, but Big Rigs just has to be intentional, no one at all puts out a game without some sort of quality insurance XD

[ZeldaDD]

This game is worse than ALL of those...it's probably twice as funny though. The cherry on top is the fact that the timer doesn't even fit into the box they made for it.

[kokody1995]

YOU'RE WINNER!

[Mayesama]

You Should Have just Opened A Worm hole....

Hell You Should have just Made the world Inpolde!!!

[projackX]

YOU'RE WINNER!

[dedeschwede]

Haha the developers are all russky commies. Except maybe that Sound guy, that traitor

[Hekomatsu]

Great video!

Did you enjWAH'd with this game. =D

[LakituAl]

Wow, this outdoes E.T. and other shit. Its engrish is so bad is funny to me!

[Axe995]

I like how the truck can go several times the speed of sound when going reverse.

Also, fun fact: the lead programmer revealed that the game was released in a pre-alpha stage, and it had a pretty mediocre budget.

[KunaiKitsune]

Ahhh, Back to Mad,,,fits this so well. Excellent video.

[CrashManEXE]

I was trying to think what music would go well with this game, actually :P

[KunaiKitsune]

Well you pick the perfect song then, it just fits with how it drives people insane with the unfinished and bug ridden gameplay xP

[fsvgm777]

I knew that it was coming. The game itself is beyond human comprehension. Oh, and i enjWAH'd this video.

[Akutare]

I'm sorry you had to play this game.