Greatest Voicemail Ever

[thoserubyslippers]

lol I wouldn't erase that message either.

[TheTearsinthesky]

I had to go through all my dubs...

[Ninety9Soulz]

I JUST HAD TO KILL A LOT OF PEOPLE!

[xRt66x]

scarryyy

[mlm74799]

what and were was i?

[LeBigMacDaddy]

Message to whoever this message was too....GET OUT OF THERE!!! RUN RUN RUN and take the Largest kitchen knife with ya

[squamish4244]

Wow he is HAMMERED.

[thedragonguru]

This scared the crud out of me for some reason

[Chameleonardodavinci]

What a dude

[Chameleonardodavinci]

@SagansMoon Hahahahahaha wesome

[jpellari]

I mean this is so weird but suddenly you realize it could've been you yourself calling. I try to hide my cell phone when I'm gettin' drunk... luckily there's always youtube.

[TheNewWrKing1]

Yeah, well I'm drunker.

[Terramax]

Shit, so that's why she didn't call me back.

[muxmedia7]

lol... everyone went bowling tonight, the whole company went bowling, it was fun. there was pizza, beer, bowling. fun. heheh.

lol this message is scary. Is this staged or is there somebody actually stalking you?

[muxmedia7]

@muxmedia7 oh wait -- just read the description -- makes it even funnier. Gotta feel sorry for that girl though xD

[Godslonelyman11]

@muxmedia7 She dodged a bullet and I got an excellent youtube video out of it. Win-win by all accounts.

[juicysuit]

dude dodged a serious bullet!

[RSCII]

What a disgustingly average, bland, guido ass sounding loser.  What a pig. Women have lowered expectations clearly.

[Chameleonardodavinci]

@RSCII Jesus man, I mean I'll agree he's certainly no Don Juan, but I mean you can't exactly judge him from a drunk booty call. We all get like this sometimes, you gotta admit. He sounds kinda chill to me, to be honest.

[Eugen987654321]

HEY PAUL!

[thebandfan81]

All I can think of is Peter Griffin: "My hands on ya big soft boobs, running down ya manly ch...HOLY CRAP, IT'S CHRIS!"

[FlasidWood]

As creepy as it is, his voice is kind of calming.

[FlasidWood]

As creepy as it is...he voice is kind of calming.

[chris71388]

@SagansMoon and suspense!

[vnom84]

Seriously, me and this voicemail are fucking done professioinally.............

[Godslonelyman11]

@vnom84 Sir, I'm just glad you didn't have a reservation to Dorsia.

[Joehand87]

@vnom84 ur a nice guy, bruce.....but that don't cut it when ur bullshittin' around liek this

[silverhawkroman]

reminds me of when norman bates calls his attorney lol

[WatchMyAwesomeVideos]

Fucking creepy, LOL

[BassHeadsProduction]

the american phyco screen shot is the funniest part

[MichaelWatt]

doubles

[sarahweeze]

lmao.....made me pee my pants laffing...and christian bale pic goes perfectly.....thanks for sharing.xxx

[crystalw1126]

I fucking die every single time I hear this!!! This + still frame of Christian Bale with the axe = BEST. YOUTUBE UPLOAD. EVER.

[Godslonelyman11]

Best comment ever.

[mattyeagle21]

SOUNDS LIKE SPRINGFIELD PERVERT

[dazzafox02]

thats actually scary LOL

[BazzerObama]

"puttin' your girly perfume on...........any way, enough chit chat, I'll have a meat feast and a diet coke"

[wingtok]

lmfao!

[adamheart85]

HAHA He sounds like a raspy Al Pacino. ...Puttin' yer girly perfume on...

[birdsofmetal]

LMAO! Made my day!

[patrickallen13]

NICE!!

[cellerfullofpopcicle]

WTF

[AnarchyLLC]

"I got the fan on it" LOL!!!!

[RMonte11]

and your not there...lol...YESSSSSSS

[winters9]

LOL YES!