Does Not Compute - The 5 Most Baffling Moments from Old School Kids Game Shows

[samiamrg7]

Bat murder: the only kind of murder condoned by the good people at cracked.com

[CaiusTheChaosPhantom]

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[MrFakeaccount72]

I've seen another clip with the guy kissing kids. If you listened close enough you could hear a woman (people say it was his wife) saying "dirty old man" after he kissed one of the kids.

Makes me wonder if she knows about his thing for kids or what.

[GreenGearMood]

THAT MUMMY JUST DIED OF BOREDOM.

[frostgiant7]

3:37

Michael wears bow ties now. Bow ties are cool.

[Fladoodle11]

@frostgiant7 I'll acknowledge your doctor who reference from a month ago, sir, because I felt bad that nobody else did :(

[Grannit666]

I don't think a single clip would ever inspire such rage in me as the dude kissing children.

[AManAnd88Keys]

That Daikatana joke reveals that you know more about video game history than a sane person probably should. Wait a minute... doesn't that make me insane too? On the other hand: you make DNC, I watch it. A case for Captain Obvious!

[ideitbawx]

what in the name of fucking GOD was wrong with that guy kissing the kids?! Who honestly thought that was charming? Was that the producer's idea? Or was the host just fucked in the head?

[CookieClyde]

This is THE best DNC till now, I just lmfao

[OriginalDudeboy]

Someone please tell me where I can buy a Triple Nerd Score t shirt!

[snowenorr]

Cracked website takes way too long to load videos. I moved to a 3rd world country with slower internet so I have to come to youtube to watch these.

Try to do something about it Cracked.

[ShabazzTheGreat19]

This channel deserves waaaaaaaay more views

[theblackwidower]

Does anyone know the name of that game show with the creepy guy who kisses the kids!?

[nandee1fuery]

@theblackwidower creepy question, dude.

[theblackwidower]

@nandee1fuery How so?  I just want a source.

[OriginalDudeboy]

I need a triple nerd score tshirt

[throwinguprainbowss]

I want the next one to come out NOW! D:<

[halfmanhalfmetal]

Man, game shows in the 70s were awesome.

[aestevalis0]

Why didn't this show up in my subscriptions box? I FUCKING HATE IT when YouTube drops the ball like that!!!!

[WarriorPoet2]

HAHAHA YES, FUCK YES.

[thepatcat]

In case anyone's wondering, the game show with the creepy guy is "Just Like Mom". Late '70s, early '80s. Canadian, so you can be sure the production values were horrible. Huh; I wonder if the title refers to the way the children kisOHSWEETGODNOOOOO

[Unanything81]

YES! One of my favourite shows!

[crunchdoggie]

@Unanything81 "Just Like Mom" or "Does Not Compute"?

[kingkobra1978]

I love (Crack)ed

[SuperFlamingWeasel]

Just when I thought all hope was lost... You came back.

Thank you, Swaim. Thank you.

[Inigobalboa]

SWAIM SWAIM SWAIM SWA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-IM!!!

[marasmusine]

Bravo!

[LauraLaJane]

jesus christ!! finally!!! Iv been checking everyday on youtube waiting for this one! stupid cracked player!!!

[Cenyon]

You guys need to market yourselves better. Also, fuck yes for the return of DNC!

[milovarquiel]

Hey Cracked, because I've realized you check this more often than the comment section of your page, I hope you answer my inquiry, I was checking IMDB, investigating where I can send my hate mail to Swaim and what is my surprise to find out you're making a movie called:

Kill Me Now

now, when does this masterpiece comes out, and when the world will be bless with a trailer?

Thanks from a stalker fan of Swaim.

[Cracked]

@milovarquiel

All we can say is:

Soon. Maybe.

[milovarquiel]

@Cracked

Damn, you're pulling a J.J. Abrams. >:(

For Shame.

[BlowfishShorts]

OH SHIT REALLY? I JUST FOUND OUT, STUPID LATE SUBSCRIPTION UPDATE NOTICE! I AM SO HAPPY, YAY!!!

[andybpiano]

Jeez, WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DNCS? Why, I never!

Just kidding, glad to have you back Mexican Soda.

[youcanttoochme]

SWAIMBOT IS BACK BABY

[slurpywithcheese]

my ding-a-ling my ding-a-ling i want you to touch my ding-a-ling... hi

[Princeharry1988]

YEEEESSSS!!!!! Finally!!! your back!!! I could just acwardly and perversly kiss a child right now!!!!!

[onektwenty4]

the initiative to murder stubby kaye with bats

[shittyfagg]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT MAN DOING WITH THAT CHILD

[JACKCA1234]

HE WAS ASIAN!!

[SK371]

this was uploaded a week ago??

[twisted14141]

I LOVE YOU!!!

[c4r50n1]

CRACKED, FUCKING THANK YOU!!! Also... RIP AOC. :)

[ubercomrade]

@c4r50n1

[c4r50n1]

@ubercomrade Bueno

[Cracked]

@c4r50n1

YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME!

[c4r50n1]

@Cracked Oh no sir, you don't understand my happiness. But seriously, I miss AOC already.

[Cracked]

@c4r50n1

Us too, now we're trying to fill that hole. Insert sexual joke here. Insert 'insert' joke here.

[c4r50n1]

@Cracked You inserted a joke into your hole. [Insert small penis joke here]

[violenceandpoetry]

@Cracked I would try to handle those insertions, but there's nowhere enough room in there for me...

[shittyfagg]

@Cracked hey, i was looking at the imdb page for kill me now, and it had both In Bruges and Snatch in the suggestion box below.

Which if I understand this correctly means that someone with you guys watched both those films and reckoned they're aimed at the same audience. Jolly good show.

Well, I say old chap, count me in.

O and i'm not really british

[laker42594]

fUCK