Dear Almost, Please don't put some of the most epic skating in history with gayblade music like this. If necessary, reference a Zero video or Toy Machine's Welcome to Hell. Thank you.
@rockit305 No, this skating is amazing. Don't get it twisted. You don't wake up first thing in the morning and go, "Man, I need to get PSYCHED UP and start my day off RIGHT!" - then proceed to play this wet, limp dick pusswad of a thing called music. Let me clarify: Chris Haslam = GOD, This Music = "WHY GOD?!"
@averywatts Just because a song is not Metal or Hip-Hop doesn't make it automatically not music. I bet you are the type of person that despises The Beatles.
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i said oh my god like 50 times watching this
AJskates513 3 days ago
either the cropping on this video sucks or the filmer cut his head in like all the shots
bme619 6 days ago
@bme619 I think I cropped it a little. Sorry. I didn't know shit back then.
rockit305 6 days ago
@rockit305 its alright man we all start out this way haha
bme619 6 days ago
1:24 nice arm pit hair :D
SuperJonyyy 1 week ago
Seriously, does he ever falll? I never see bails, just shred shred shred.
staphinfection 1 week ago
R.I.P.
CommentSubscribe69 3 weeks ago
90% of the filming blows
MrMrShakezoola 1 month ago
the song is in the description losers :D
TheAlwaysRollin 1 month ago
1:10 ... wearing vans in a globe video
TreyLemoineTV 1 month ago 2
Jesus, is that you?
oGSighted 1 month ago
please name of music?
Gabriel84220 1 month ago
@Gabriel84220 For everyone who's been wondering, it's in the video description.
rockit305 1 month ago
2:55 fresh
robtheviking78 1 month ago
0:25 WTF
mrzaballuko 1 month ago
i used to be able to do this, but then i ran out of acid
420GanjaGanja 1 month ago
@420GanjaGanja Here I always have a fresh batch !
eyetalllies 1 month ago
2:52-2:57 how the hell is sliding that smooth like that even humanly possible
adamchh 2 months ago
Kickflip hang ten nosemanual, OMFG! R U SERIOUS?
Joacquin123 2 months ago
so sick!
Joacquin123 2 months ago
i liked the part where i saw his butt crack.
planl8sk8 2 months ago
Rodney Mullen may have invented the Darkslide, but Chris Haslam has invented the Darkwheelie!! 2:55 omg! o_O
PiccoloV 2 months ago
i think this guy dropped so much acid as a kid it made him into a skateboard genius
KitchenerBombSquad 2 months ago
what song is it?
djzanael 2 months ago
Thaaaaaanks =D
Juuauzau 2 months ago
0:18 - 0:24 Richie Jackson much? lol but its haslam he's aloud to do that kind of stuff
wimpyprune 2 months ago
Sooooong ? D:
Juuauzau 2 months ago
@Juuauzau descriptioooooon =D
wimpyprune 2 months ago
@wimpyprune Thaaaaaaaanks =D
Juuauzau 2 months ago
Pure Heroin.
Juuauzau 2 months ago
He's JEEEESUS
hiTHoman 2 months ago
hippie flip at the end.. siiiiick!
blindsk8er1995 3 months ago
I want his beard
casupastine16 3 months ago
this is the control! He's the man!!!
SersZer0 3 months ago
song ? please :D
davidzubiaa 3 months ago
Captain Jesus
baysideblacky 3 months ago
whats da song ?
ScareyW 3 months ago
ive never had this much FUN! watching a video part :)
cscar91 3 months ago
I does tricks like in Tony Hawk's games, but in real life ! He's jesus !
Aboutabootycrash 3 months ago
First Dislike. HAHA MANNY!!
deathwish1534 3 months ago 3
@deathwish1534 EAT A DICK MOSES.
rockit305 3 months ago 11
@rockit305 290th LIKE! Why? Cuz this video is amazing! Great bro!
DJTare97it 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
Me: aw man, i landed sketchy
Chris: wats a sketchy?
DizzySkating 3 months ago
stop at 2:O7 hahah
BeurkSkate1 4 months ago
Dear Almost, Please don't put some of the most epic skating in history with gayblade music like this. If necessary, reference a Zero video or Toy Machine's Welcome to Hell. Thank you.
averywatts 4 months ago
@averywatts This song is amazing.
rockit305 4 months ago 12
@rockit305 No, this skating is amazing. Don't get it twisted. You don't wake up first thing in the morning and go, "Man, I need to get PSYCHED UP and start my day off RIGHT!" - then proceed to play this wet, limp dick pusswad of a thing called music. Let me clarify: Chris Haslam = GOD, This Music = "WHY GOD?!"
averywatts 4 months ago
@averywatts This is the kind of music I listen to when I wake up.
rockit305 4 months ago 6
@averywatts HAHA! Fair enough. Great upload no matter what. Thank you for the awesome vids.
averywatts 4 months ago
@averywatts holy shit dude you're such a bummer
bodom472 3 months ago
@averywatts Just because a song is not Metal or Hip-Hop doesn't make it automatically not music. I bet you are the type of person that despises The Beatles.
personwholikescookie 3 months ago
@averywatts yer music sucks.
raunchyrickk 2 months ago
finaly no dislikes
OPTICjubz 4 months ago
Chris Haslam looks like Jesus on a board. All magic and beast.
MrMonstersk8er 4 months ago
i didnt even know a darkslide on the ground was possible
poisonjunebug 4 months ago
dude hes whole part is full of ender tricks
pr10r1ty 4 months ago
thumbs up if u just found your new favorite skater.:D
SamuraiKid10 4 months ago
Is he goofy or reg? I can't tell.
CVLondboarders 4 months ago
@CVLondboarders Reg bro
sgluver9 4 months ago in playlist Liked
@CVLondboarders Well maybe both O.o
sgluver9 4 months ago in playlist Liked
@CVLondboarders goofy look it up :)
MrGzwx 4 months ago
You r the best bro your my fav skater hey Bd what song is that called pleaseeeeeee message ne back about it I love it thanx!!!!!!!!
hussdog12 4 months ago
2:54 whaaaaaat... ?
alexkila11 5 months ago
I didnt know jesus skated:p
sgluver9 5 months ago
0 people are.. oh wait.. no one disliked the video
Jamesistheman113 5 months ago
2:26 nollie bycicle rider ?! :D
MrSmokeyMoe 5 months ago
Nice Powerslide ;)
TheJumperPLP 5 months ago
who the fuck filmed this
Briskicetay 5 months ago
Chris haslam is like jesus on skateboard :D
gamelicius 5 months ago
brasil enóis
dritoszika 5 months ago
i would happily allow chris haslam to jizz on my face :D that darkslide FML
BulletproofSkaters 5 months ago
man i love watchin Haslam skate
freeskater7 5 months ago
shall name him "God of Lazer Flips" haha
BludgeonToDeath 6 months ago
so creative chris haslem to skating is like scott stevens to snowboarding
gnarkil6 6 months ago
flatspot :)
Youngshufflers 6 months ago
2:00 :O WHAATTT?????
WestlakeProductions1 6 months ago
This dude is making History ever where he Skates! Holy shit
britannilover15 7 months ago
2:46 the guy in the blue is so lucky to see Chris haslam. But he doesn't even care.
Chasedhobo 7 months ago
at 1:10 i was hoping for like a front board to nollie 180 onto a backside boardslide on the other ledge
siccmadeskaters 7 months ago
I broke my leg last year but I cant stop skating.
Just because I believe this scar will fade in time!
shosho1080 7 months ago
why the hell does he still not have a SOTY?
chisdenha 8 months ago
ive been having to take a shit for so long but i keep holding it in because i cant stop watching chris haslam videos.
cpurcellskate 8 months ago 13
@cpurcellskate get an iphone
Zachleejumper 8 months ago
@cpurcellskate
Good luck with that.
eoin826 4 months ago
board slide to board slide tranny, thats just insanity.
Xfelt1emotionX 8 months ago
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ZadexTakido 8 months ago
super technical ultra creative.
shosho1080 8 months ago
Skateboarding=Physics at its best
VINCENTEDURON 8 months ago
SO... MUCH... STEEZE!!!!!!
StillStricken 9 months ago
some of the filming is soooo bad
Billy4269 9 months ago
Did anyone notice the Adidas and Vans he was wearing in some of the parts of the video. Who cares he's sick
eztsweitzer12 10 months ago
haha what was the point of the end of the video???
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M3tees 10 months ago
Chris Cole and Chris Haslam should meet
thumbs up if you agree
XDajrox12XD 10 months ago
@XDajrox12XD 2:01.. holy shit I thhink so too.
StillStricken 9 months ago
OMFG I HAD AN EYEGASM WHEN I WATCHED THIS.
ThaSkribe 11 months ago
:O OMG that was sick!!! .. respekt
Forellenpanda 11 months ago
He's either the Canadian Caveman or Bigfoot lol
WARDSK8R 11 months ago
2:00 = wtf
n00bBalance 11 months ago
@n00bBalance 2:54 was beast too =]
ThaSkribe 11 months ago
@n00bBalance Nollie Big Heel to Noseblunt Stall... Badassness
KovertKitty 10 months ago
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n00bBalance 11 months ago
I didnt know Jesus skated?
Ozzitopvp 11 months ago
2:07-2:10 nollie back heel footplant.
fordmustang1000 1 year ago
5 people wanted to dislike but youtube wouldnt let them. :)
(sorry if thats already a stupid generic comment but as far as i know its original...)
(oh and i usually never do these types of comments, rest assured its a one off)
98andFree2Skate 1 year ago
Chris Haslem is Canadian!!!
skaterbrat1234 1 year ago
my fav after mullen
kidhypez123 1 year ago
haslam shaving would be a tragic time
jul7254 1 year ago
lol i was not expecting that at 2:52 o.o
almrhythm 1 year ago
got his trucks! look sick! cant wait to try em, too cold and no space in garage or no indoor parks close to me :(
AirsoftKid117 1 year ago
He can do anything on a skateboard
MrDirectorMan18 1 year ago
Jesus on a skateboard
alefranny 1 year ago
jesus uses the name chris haslam whilst skating, just cos god would make him wear pads and a helmet if he found out.
kenickity 1 year ago 38
@kenickity i like that one that was a good one
5hock91 5 months ago
that's BCN
drakar17 1 year ago
2.52 for the win :P
lexld50 1 year ago
So this is how good u would be if u sold ur souul to the devil to skate ooo
sk84life543 1 year ago
random question, but is 1:17 to 1:31 in fremantle australia?
poolmasterz 1 year ago
Chris Haslam is a nollie lazerflip
shithappens94 1 year ago
chris haslam is a nollie lazerflip on a rock
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sasukelgty 1 year ago
Wow, this guys is totally one with his board! Coolness!
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SkyOne1111 1 year ago
kk so I cant even do half this shit in tony hawk games like wtf chris haslam is god, thats the only excuse.
T0neDefPr0ducti0ns 1 year ago
oooh myyy fuckinng gooodddd
Confusion626 1 year ago
ummmmm i just shit my pants when i saw 2:01 -.-
rediculous
chesspiece11 1 year ago
best skater in the world <3 love his style!
Norwegianguy94 1 year ago
whats its he song hahaha and nice vids
ohgustoh 1 year ago
@ohgustoh Battle Scar by The 88
rockit305 1 year ago
killed it.
godxela1 1 year ago
fetast av de feta, fan vilken lirare!
MrTramptony 1 year ago
it lookd zoomed in or something
mahoney1515 1 year ago
he´s so fuckin awesome...O.-
Turokslasher 1 year ago
cool video, but the quality should be better
usakadam 2 years ago
insane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuseskateteam 2 years ago
battle scars - the 88
JustinDavid0717 2 years ago
i know
rockit305 2 years ago 5
2:54!!! lmao
punchfumaster 2 years ago
whats the song?
167497 2 years ago
im still looking 4 it
rockit305 2 years ago
Battle Scar, by The 88
Rogiertoch 2 years ago
thanks so much!
167497 2 years ago
he truly,is such a great skater =)
167497 2 years ago 7
:) true, my 1.1 fave after PJ Ladd
rockit305 2 years ago 3