How to Kick Ass

[lewis1726]

for some reason you remind me of that guy from fight club tyler

[FanaticMuskrat]

You are the coolest ninja what I have ever seen!!! X)

[maillamaizbetter]

looser



[2009Bandman]

I'm surprised all these people took this seriously! Didn't ANYONE pick up on how "tongue and cheek" this whole video is? The Kill Bill posters and Terry Silver's Quicksilver method (from Karate Kid III) pretty much gave it away. Loosen up, folks!

[wolf25705]

epic failtacular ending

[lexi8552]

stupid

[Darkblade2911]

Gay fuck every one in this world

Hahahahahahahahdbrcy

[jkjkhardcore666]

For a second I thought I was being rick rolled.

[boucakri]

i dont know what kinda shit you smoked, but it seems to be so strong, you are so fucked up, dont you know? FAG!

[tengolibro]

u r a big douche

[blkblt9]

you are a douche bag if you want ill show you how to kick some ones ass

[oldpelion]

you have a long way to go before you even start being funny. Boring and unoriginal.

[Lightfoot1990]

Man, you rock dude!! I never knew that Bruce Lee was killed by the touch of death, i thought he died because of too much pills and steroids...

[Brandonjitsu]

HAHAHA prefection times infinity +1 HAHAHAHA

[ItachiAndKun]

OMG so fucking funny!!!!

[potterman1223]

this video makes me wanna cut my balls off

[zalmoxe]

... so I can offer them to sensei zack as a token of my respect.

*bows*

[gigidigigidigoo1920]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[garyblood]

And that's why he is still a virgin

[freestylesphynx]

Funny.

[Griffonix]

gay!

[soul2soulproductions]

YOU ARE RETARD!!:))

[Ljkraemer]

you're a freakin' dork.

[T2Darlantan]

Did Brian Davis really make that music? I'm pretty sure that's one of the endings of Street Fighter 2

[zacksmovies]

Well, it's from the NES game Ninja Gaiden, but he did the arrangement.

[MBRHIndustries]

Zack once did a round house that impregnated every woman within 70 miles.

[zacksmovies]

no. you can go to stickam dot com though.

[kyecole]

genious!

[4Mengineering]

....plus....two ....HA!

[Orionsbuckle]

omfg...that shit was hilarious.....greetings salutations and greetings lol...hahahaha

[xxc3lld4m4gexx]

Zack doesnt do pushups......he pushes the planet down...

[Magnulus]

Zack went back in time and freed Norway from both the Danish AND the Swedish singlehandedly by the use of Zackarate!

[ProBoknows]

MORE DEAD..!

[kylebstiff]

Listen everyone this guy is not cool! In the state I used to live in I used to hang out with a friend - well I can't anymore because Zack put him in traction and I can't make it to the hospital (duh, my car is broken) to visit.

[zacksmovies]

lol Well he must have done something to deserve it! Maybe he besmirched the honor of a fair maiden...

[klarmer]

You are so money

[mikartmilo]

Can I combine these techniques with the ones in the How to Get A Girl series coz quite often I would love to kick a girls ass when she turns me down. Cool vid.

[zacksmovies]

Nooo!! Zackarate can only be used to defend the honor of fair maidens!! And besides, if you're using the "How to Get a Girl" techniques, you should never be turned down...

[mikartmilo]

oh ye there is that! sorry oh wise one. What about ladyboys? tee hee!

[zacksmovies]

haha! good point! omigod, I never even considered that! That's such a deep question that it might require answering in a futurre episode..

[dorociakk]

nice :)

[octanetripledax]

that was a waste of 2:59 minutes of my life!

[dragonx329]

Ha ha ha, Chuck Norris is illegal in 8 states? Dude you rock.

[mjacki]

Dude, teach me XD

[SamProof]

Interestingly enough I have a whole chapter in my second novel dedicated to the Shit Storm.

Cool Zackage, we should combine our powers brother.

[nadeau1064]

You are wise, master. :)

[pandapotamus]

LOL zackarate.

For some reason you remind me of ben stiller from mystery men when he's mr. furious for some reason. o -o

[zacksmovies]

Oh yeah, I love Mr Furious. I hadn't thought about it, but I guess I did sort of borrow from the character. Tonight, the lone wolf rides alone..

[ningyoko]

I've heard of that move over here, but no samples of the s*it storm have even come close. Those old Okinawa weaklings: Karate is nothing compared to Zackarate.

[zacksmovies]

lol yes. Karate lacks both the wisdom and radness of Zackarate.

[crazymikala]

awesome, this was cool zack

[Jujudapoet]

Zack you sexy beast... the internet bropught5 us together... and now it is taring us apart..... please know my absence was not my lack of love but the connecytion its self. Allas I will tack comfort in the fact that I asked (in my last vid) to be learn'ed in the way of zack. wait for my next video love. I think we have issues to work out. :P

[zacksmovies]

lol what?! We have more issues to work out?! I'm still traumatized by the drama between you, me, and howtofoldsoup!

[Shelley464]

Great new video! I especially like the Chuck Norris illegal in 8 states part...you need to put out more videos than this. You're far too funny to keep it all to yourself...share the funny!

[zacksmovies]

thank you! I shall make more, m'lady!

[Aknimard]

Hahaha good vid zack ;) hope to see more soon

[rlepine]

Great movie Zack! I look forward to learning more of the art of Zackarate!

[pulsedr1ver]

Shaq-FU, omg, i totally forgot about that game.

So is this what I'm up against if I'm to take my loop back?

Hmm, I shall train even harder

[zacksmovies]

And I shall be waiting! >:-[

[zephyr84]

i liked the uppercut and fireball stances.

did u deliberately stick up those kill bill posters for this, sensei? tell me now, because shaq-fu is illegal in my state and i will report you to the authorities if you don't.

[zacksmovies]

No, I just luuuv Kill Bill and the poster designs they used.

[sylvester126]

haha....Shaq-Fu is illegal in 7 states. hysterical

[Alchemical]

Your dojo is impressive, sensei.

[clockworkchick]

internet doe joe ahahhahaha i like

[howtofoldsoup]

I liked how you flinched while punching your own hand. Impressive.

[zacksmovies]

Yes, it shows my enemies that I never let down my guard... My cat-like physiological reflexes react, even to my own movements!

[BulletProofboy]

zack. You're my undying hero.

[leoskorn]

haha kick ass sensei

[Markoff7]

YOU THE BEST:)

I'LOVE YOUR ViDEO'S

[Clickhereandsave]

I've missed you... You must have a life or something.... Weird.... Nice, though!

[zacksmovies]

Nah, I don't wanna life. Those suck. I'm just lazy.

[fmunky]

That's what you would think, but it doesn't seem possible.

[zacksmovies]

It's possible.. if I'm a ghost! :-O

[disneyfreak90]

You're silly banging into the TV heh.

[AericWinter]

Your Eagle Claw technique is strong, but will it hold up against my Art of the Tiger Claw?

I loved the intro, especially. I think I recognised two moves from <i>Mortal Combat</i> in there.

[zacksmovies]

I was going for Street Fighter II, but I think MK pretty much took the same movements :-P

[Yeti22]

Yay! We missed you.

[zacksmovies]

yay!

[rashb]

OMG dude, the shitstorm is gotta be the worst move I've seen in a while. Freaking hilarious, especially right after you perform the shitstorm. Great acting. Shaq-fu is a deadly artform as well. Great Cali references, I just moved there.

[zacksmovies]

The power of Shaq-fu cannot be questioned.

[kyecole]

hilarious ending!

[kukelz]

wow.. the new zack... a mixture of a real butch a fullgrown aggresive peacock. Its awesome.

[DentonUSA]

Nice moves Zack, but they're no match for the ancient* art of Dentonjitsu!!

(*by "ancient" I mean "invented about 6 weeks ago.")

[zacksmovies]

Can you imagine if those two forces ever collided!? It would be a battle of Chuck Norris-like proportions!

[kristalyn512]

My e-husband is even perfectly skilled in martial arts?!

What else can an e-wife ask for? <333

[zacksmovies]

Yes! I have the skills to defend your honor! <3

[Jujudapoet]

zack you are only alloud to defend my honor

[Jujudapoet]

what... wait I know you HEy slave girl!!!!! fetch my my tea :P

anyways zack is mine

[kristalyn512]

Nope, Zack's mine, we got married.

[Jujudapoet]

not true I am zacks one and only. Hes mine. Hey I don't dislike you to much. I decided to consider you zack's second wife... while I am his first.

[kristalyn512]

I think Zack should decide...

[zacksmovies]

cage match.

[zakgeorge21]

Very funny. Great character!

Zak

[Dianek15]

:O  Zack I had no idea that you were so skilled at martial arts. Your talents are truly infinite.

[DarwinsHamster]

*Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Great job. Are there evening classes?

[zacksmovies]

*Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Yes, I've finally caught up to 2005, by jumping on the Chuck Norris facts bandwagon. Sorry, DH. I'm only licensed to operate an internet dojo at the moment.

[slorge]

Though I did enjoy this bit a bit, you play flamboyantly gay much more convincingly.  Nice jacket, though.

[MasterMuffinMan]

Finally, another Zack movie! Now gotta go learn me some Zackarate :D

[pimlico108]

Where's my hot tip for the ladies? I'm drying up here !!!!

[zacksmovies]

I know, it's been a ridiculous amount of time since I promised to answer the questions of all you playas-in-training, but I'll make a few more macking videos pretty soon.

[BlackenedRoseThorn]

Elvis + Martial Arts... only 19.95 at a Kmart near you! LMAO, glad to see a vid Zack!

[mrric2u]

That looks like a smoking jacket and your move looked like "So you think you can dance" Other than that everything else was great.

[zacksmovies]

Actually, due to my dancing skills, I might someday create a series called "How to Dance".

[kalcaron]

I have them shades.