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  • Read the description folks. "Cat waking up from anesthesia"

  • People who have been in this condition know, that there is no way that you can feel miserable or being abused at this moment. I think this cat is just very curious about it's situation and probably following some smell, cause it's having a major munchies.

  • You should just hold it in your lap for an hour or so , just till it wears off ! May be funny to us but ... and people wonder why their pets aren't fond of the vet !

  • I remember when my cat was like this, it was so cute

  • he's like "Dude, im trippin balls, and i can't find the liter box... woah"

  • if the cat was on marijuana, it wouldnt be walking around as if it were drunk anyways

  • Weird.. :s I give my cats tokes but they don't flail out. I mean, I don't give them all the tokes I take but I'll give them one or two and they looove it.. :S They get really hungry and thirsty but they love to just chill out and be petted after that. You needa give your kitty the right amount! Don't think kitties don't needa get baked, selfish bitches! Life is tough brohz.

  • My cat did the same thing when he got home from the vet! I wish I cad a camera then XD

  • just dont look at it if your complaining

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  • I'm gonna get my cat high. All the fucker ever does is hide under beds, and hiss at anyone that tries to pick her up. Maybe a little weed will make her a lil more social.

  • the cat is going back to his roots; he thinks he is a tiger stalking his prey.

  • lmao the whole time! so funny

  • that cat is cute:)

  • so cute :)

  • Aww, kitty just got home from the Vet. LOL!!! Been there, done that.

  • probly just been to the vet we got our cat soooo stoned and fed it lots it was chilled and happy

  • @yeathatguymatt WHATEVER FUCK FACE

  • ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!! The song is perfect! XD!

  • WHAT A CUTE CAT

  • o urmarea soarecele :)))

  • rofl this cat is tripping balls

  • id shoot you.got adress

  • Gee, don't get the cat too stoned. Remember, cats aren't humans. They can't deal with the paranoia.

  • Poor it.

    It is not really fun if you notice that it is in some illness. its legs look week and it seems like it lose consciousness, being drunk?

  • your cats eyes dont look right

  • You sure the cat doesnt have CH?

  • is this....real life?

  • 0:50 - 0:53 kittens "like is the floor real?"...lol awww too cute

  • lmfaoooo nice job man bt its not rlly good to get a cat that stoned

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  • Solid Snake got nothin' on this cat.

  • this cat is tripping balls.

  • im thinkin the cats drunk lol

  • reminds me of that kid who comes out of the dentist office feeling all weird

  • dude the cat is to young for this...not cool

  • @democide03 your too young for this.....GET THE FUCK OUT!

  • @mexicano7771000 Young for what? The internet, 'weed'.

    My dumb friend no one is too young to voice their opinion just because someone thinks its COOL to smoke and get other companions high.

  • @democide03 damn you sir are stupid i was mocking your dumbass and i dont think its a cool thing to smoke its just a thing that you we do and its funner when you have a companion

  • @mexicano7771000 your denunciation doesn't even relate to what I was saying,'' your too young for this...GET THE FUCK OUT!''-great come back, you idiot. Obviously it is for you because immediately you scorned me to 'GET THE FUCK OUT' because I said that its not right to get animals high( unless they want to). Of course its better to smoke with someone else besides your pet.(Besides that cat wasn't even stoned.)

  • @democide03 it is right to get animals high and besides this cat was waking up from Anestesia if it doesnt hurt them its alright cause marijuana cant kill its been proven go on google and do your studies bro your just to ignorant to stand by your comment

  • @mexicano7771000 its okay, depending if your pet likes it. Correct. Exactly what I wrote in the previous message. I know marijuana can't kill but it can cause psychological damage. Its not a good idea to get your pet high if your pet constantly gets paranoid. Be the way I'm not against marijuana.

  • @democide03 oh ok thats good i thought you where

  • Looking at the home the person that made this lives in I suspect they are on drugs as well what trash they are!!

  • someones got the parranoia bad !

  • @geekboy360 check out my "animals on weed vid.......

  • that cat is chillin haha

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  • its not stoned it just came out of anestesia. and yes getting your animals stoned is animal abuse!

  • you have to build a water pipe of a fishkom en than smoke

  • I have seen cats stoned, and I have seen cats heavily sedated on ketamine. This cat looks more tranq'd then stoned. You can tell by how bugged out its eye's are, dead give away.

  • That cats plain fuuucked up hahaha

  • after a animal hospital visit my cat does the same thing ^^

  • that is just messed up. NEVER have i seen a cat this tossed. you need to control your portions asshole.

  • @thebigj578 dude chill my ubcles a vet and SMOKES POT WITH HIS DOG CAT AND

    BUNNY it helps animals relax

  • @thebigj578 no, just all the videos that you see are just a cat playing...

  • bez kitu zwała xDDDee

  • Who turned on the gravity man?? e.e Hehehe

  • haha!

  • O_O

  • Oh! Cat on Ketamine! Cool

  • Omggggg

  • this is not funnyyyyy!!!!!

  • yes it is.

  • lolz 5 stars

  • Where did he have surgery? Poor kitty.

  • castaritos

  • your all rediculously stupid. the cat's not stoned and he's not on marijuana. if you read the desription of the video you would have known that the cat is on anesthetics, probably just got home from surgery.... idiots

  • @x03mackenzie

    Well not all of us can read spanish IDIOT

  • @x03mackenzie While you are absolutely right (cat just had surgery)....many people just don't realize this. (Maybe never owned pets?) Still, the owner should have kept the cat contained until he was semi normal, this is basic common sense for any pet owner.

  • that cat is soooo blown!

  • LOOK AT THE MARKINS

  • you should be arrested for animal abuse...asshole...

  • read the detail. it clearly says "anestesia"

    it was waking up from it.

  • nub.. are u from PETA?

  • your moms from peta...

  • Your asshole were fucking exploited by the PETA.

  • um...what?

  • "gata despertando de la anestesia"

    Read next time before you freak out.

    anastesia - as in : anaesthetic

  • i dont speak spanish inez.... so...have a taco and take a siesta...

  • @dahmered lmao what?

  • if you think this is animal abuse maybe you need to learn the deffinition, and then learn what marijuana does to you. if u get a cat baked. they usually jsut chill on your lap and eventually fall asleep. my friends cat even likes it. so SHHHH. you should be arrested for internet abuse...asshole...?

  • what does misspelling definition and smacking a kid in the face with a bottle of no more tears shampoo have in common? they're both perfect irony....

  • @dahmered

    TOTAL WIN :D!!!

  • @Greatbigjimbo yeah a dude i used to talk to had a stoner cat, when he started smoking it would run up to him and try to get the smoke n start purring

  • @Greatbigjimbo agreed ALL THE "OMG LIKE ANIMALS ARE OUR EQUALS WE SHOULD RUN NAKED AND BE ONE OF THE ANIMALS"

    these fuuckers need to get a life excuse my bad words

  • @Greatbigjimbo You know what the problem is, that cat wasnt high on pot. If u read the description it says the cat just woke from anesthesia. MORONS!

  • hahaha look at its tailll...

  • I'm from Germany .. What means Stoned?

  • It means "under the effect of drugs".

  • Sünde sowas!

  • rum..rum..i need rummm

  • this cat just got back from the vet

  • k even if this cat was stoned off of marijuana, its not a bad thing, you know how cats LOVE katnip cause it fucks them up? well its proven cats actually enjoy weed just like catnip because it is a stronger and different high that they get and in no way is it harming them.

  • i was slightly like that the first time i did e it really fucks with your walking

  • "its medical man" Oh yeah mr whiskers? and what doctor gave you this?

  • dam that cat is like me right nlow

  • What ? you just had your balls cut off too?

  • i wanna be in this kitty's shoes :D

  • ah man, hes really tore up,

  • That happened to my cat when he was neutered, when he woke up from anesthesia. It goes after they have their first proper sleep after any operation.

  • damn, how much did you smoke it up with?

  • I don't know what was on the soundtrack, but I'm sure that it cost WMG like millions.

  • this cat is on sedativs :D

  • LOL. this fuckin great

  • i love it when you get your cats back from the et and they're like this, you can push them over and confuse them!

  • ha ha ha... you moron

  • poverino

  • just tryin to get a kibble mannnnnnn whats going on up in here

  • my cat does this when you put selotape on his back or side. This could be summit wrong with its back :S you could be paralyzed.

  • This is sad and funny at the same time. lol! I hate when things like that happen. Something that's so mean can be so funny at the same time!

  • that music is awesome together with that video

  • my parents are vetrinarians and you cant take a cat home when its that sleepy

    maybe just in mexico or wherever this is

  • yeah... i took my cat home THEN she woke up

  • LMFAO!! this seriously looks exactly like my cat lol... although she hasn't gotten high let lol...

  • if not into cats being high

    then just shut up

    its funny....

    yeah but messed up lol

  • Yeah, like everyone been saying, it's in the title - So who's the dumb fucker now, you hippy bimbo bitch? Oh, and I don't know spanish either. I just aint retarded.

  • If you say you aren't retarded, bumbibjorne, you'd know that "aint" isn't even a word.

  • "Ain't is a contraction originally used for "am not", but also used for "is not", "are not", "has not", or "have not" in the common vernacular... It is a word that is widely used by many people, but is not standard English..." And you'll call someone who uses it but doesn't speak english as first language a retard? You can do better than that. Call me ugly or fat or something, whore

  • You seriously need the shit kicked out of you!! One day I hope you get busted for all that you do!!! You dont deserve to have any pets. DUMB FUCKER!!!!

  • LOL

  • you stupid ass wipe bitch

  • You fucking weak cunt. I dont like cats and I smoke a lot, but cunts like you give us stoners a bad rep by doin stupid shit like this.

  • if u could read spanish then u would see it says anestesia(that shit they give u to pass out in the hospital) SO DONT FUCKN SAY SHIT THAT U DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT.

  • Fuck Off boy- I dont read spanish but ENGLISH like where it says STONED CAT- i can read.

  • i spoze u think u da man cuz u a stoner ae. well ur jst a fukin prick.

  • LMAO You fuck sheep.

  • dude Ur fucking sick, i mean i smoke the herb, but you don't have to smoke it with your animals.

  • grow sum balls dumb bitch

  • how about

    u share the love

  • if i was a cat this is how i would want life to be

  • Hahaha all the comments on this are so stupid. Read the fucking description. Even if you don't speak spanish, it's pretty obvious that 'anestesia' means anesthesia, and not marijuana. The cat just got back from the vet.

  • gracias, obviusforce...

    it seems that no one reads today

  • buddy you should be fined for that shit! cruel man couple tokes of some average herb be alright... you giving it the kush by bong id say looking at that poor fucker!

  • He doesnt look like hes having a good time. shame on you. its alright to get your cat a "little" stoned but this is going way to far

  • prolly jus came back from the vet..my cats are like that too if weed did that to the cat thats fucked up

  • he was probably sedated

  • The music could not be more fitting! LMFAO!

  • hahah que tierna! toda anestesiada XD

  • its a little more dunk than stoned duded

  • yea, that wasn't funny, that was just dumb. find something better to do with your time.

  • Yeah seems like you are making the most out of your time.

  • druggy

  • man ur cats a pussy my kittie takes pin hoots of budder yup 99.7% pure thc n he dnt get that fucked.n one time me n my buddy gave him a mush transfer n that wuz prolly about 1000X funnier than this

  • GROW UP LOOOOOOZER!! You need your ass kicked just as bad as the dude who did this video! You could kill these animals!!!

  • dude, or girl.

    It's just lazy because of the anestesia! Read the damn description, eventho it's in spanish, it still says anestesia!

  • Well obviously I dont speak SPANISH!!! If it is anestesia then they shouldnt be putting STONED CAT!!! Most vets wont let you take an animal home when it is that "sleepy" Sorry just dont like people being mean to animals!!! Not only that everyone was making coments about it being high......

  • the animal is high, its stoned off its ass on ketamine or something like that. Shit fucks u up.

  • You don't have to know Spanish to read the word anestesia...

  • @Srato i see ..

  • its impossible to overdose on weed retard

    and its not hurting the animal at all as long as its in a safe environment

    if hes lettin the cat go out into traffic and stuff thats bad, but otherwise its totally harmless

  • Then you don't know anything about weed. You can overdose on it but it won't put you into the hospital. If you smoke too much you will black out. Smoking weed kills brain cells by robbing oxygen in parts of your brain. You can see people who ran scans of their brain that smoked for years and see that parts of their brain don't have any bloodflow.

  • propaganda its all propaganda

  • The oxygen deprivation is a direct result of people attempting to hold their hits in for too long and maximize their high. It has nothing to do with the affects of weed.

  • looks like it's on diazepam (valium). some vets actually prescribe it to cats for various reasons so...

    it's admittedly funny to watch but the animal probably isn't having much fun :-/

  • nice vid. thats some funny shit

  • fuckin cats on an adventure

    hahahahahaha

  • loool hahahaha love it so funny :D

  • its probably on tranquilizers but it's funny to believe its stoned

  • no, my buddy got his cat stoned, and he was actin the same kinda.

  • lol -som funny shit anyways

  • did you really stoned your cat? or you brought it home from the vet?

  • what a scrawny ass cat... cant hold itself up lol.

  • he's searching for two things...a comfy couch and also some munchies.

  • if i was a trippin ass cat such as this one then i would want the doors to be playin too

  • music, please?

  • desi2705 you cant spell you put pat you spell it pet get it right next time faggot.

  • this cat better not actually be high. if not, lol.

  • haha poor kitty, good choice of song break on through by The Doors, a classic <3

  • This is great. *Laughs*

  • i was like this the other night

    although, i couldn't move

    (N)

  • or whatever language that is

  • yeah - you need to learn Spanish before you jump down a Spanish speaking video posters throat. no harm came to this cat. it is part of waking up. you have to walk part of it off - part of the process. even people have to do it - except we have walkers and people to help us with our balance during that time - do you happen to have a cat walker handy for the cat or know of another cat that would like to help this cat wake up from their surgery? Didn't think so.

  • that cat is so cute, don't worry ppl this cat is NOT ACTUALLY STONED, it just probably got fixed and is all whacked out because of the drugs. poor kitty :( but you know that cat is feelin alright.

  • ...tru cats stay stoned for 7 years - but have u actually seen a cat stoned. Cats buzzin on weed don't trip out like that

    the cat in this vid is prolly just comin off tranquilizers -

  • it says in the description that he's high off anesthesia. he probably just got fixed so don't get all anal thinking the owner is some asshole who gives his pets drugs.

  • lmao he's blitzed...poor