The Toronto Song - Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie

[YusufS20]

ontario is the best, alberta sucks and edmonton is as cold as the territories

[Thekaratekid1972]

Your just a bunch of idiots!

[milkboner666]

@Thekaratekid1972 I totally agree with you,this video suck's and the people who think this is great are clueless and have no respect for Canada.A bunch of Idiot's is putting it lightly but it's true! If you want funny go look in the mirror.

[JoHnToFrEsH]

toroonto all the way u guys from edmonton have no life

[tiffany7011]

I like Toronto lol ... I'm from Niagara, just an hour away from Toronto. I lived in Mississauga and hated it, but Toronto is so much fun!

[grimcat27]

No I can think of a few reasons BC does most definitely not suck. but as for the rest of it you sound like an upside down redneck.



[Kaykayslayer1]

When it was like all provinces suck exept for Alberta I was like YA! Then it was like Calgary sucks i was like No!

[equal4ont]

I'm an Ontarian and I think this song is pretty funny :D. Toronto;s mayor is still a dork.

[explik]

Actually Moncton, New-Brunswick has the biggest mall of the Maritimes

[LilAngel4Life7]

Seriously? Prince Edward island to small? thats the best they could come up with? -.-

[Whisperflow]

so funny.. im from ont.. some of the reasons i live in bc now are covered quite well in this song.. lmao

[AyleidCraft]

I'm from Nouvelle Ecosse :( .

[FPSToronto]

im from toronto but this is effin hilarious

[NinaFrida]

I'm Swedish, I'm said to have emigrant relatives in...ta-daaa....Toronto! I love almost everything about Canada (especially Joni Mitchell) and I'm going there one day.

[michaeldudeoo1]

yeeeaahh the dislikes i'm guessing are coming from ontarians..

[cotters1]

Great song..real catchy!!...love the tune!!!...I desperately want this downloaded onto i-tunes!!....Never been to Canada (yet!!!), as the furthest North I've been to is WI to see my team play but reckon a visit to Canada is a must....have a couple of places on my list especially to see...Port Hope ON, Etobicoke ON, Regina SK and Gibsons BC....(you can tell by a couple of those places on my list I grew up watching some of the best shows Canada has given the World!!)

[ErusTenebrae]

@cotters1 I have absolutely no idea why you would want to visit Port Hope lmao. The downtown is prone to fires and the people glow at night (because of the nuclear waste stored nearby...just saying lol)

[cotters1]

@ErusTenebrae

Haha...re: Port Hope, Derek Wheeler planted the idea in my head and it has just stuck with me for the past 22 yrs!!!...

[AwAsOmEmAn227]

Thumbs up if u prank called the number at 0:48

[HARDcoreRAWRZZ]

Hahaha.. "Brighton sucks." It does. Lived there for 6 years. =/

Yay, Alberta! >.<

[michaeldudeoo1]

@HeLovesCulture "thought" douche

[MrCanibalrabbit34]

oh wait never mind

i was wrong

[MrCanibalrabbit34]

Im pretty sure this is by the arrogant worms

[Puppy0012]

The actual title of the song is Ontario Sucks...

[alikinsla]

I'm from Calgary, and it does suck.... haha

[Haldrada1066]

@alikinsla

at least it's not Edmonton

[michaeldudeoo1]

fuck alberta, im from vancouver :D haha nah if its part of our great country, i love it........but seriously fuck newfies

[MrSensfan24]

i m sorry but ottawa is a great place

[mtlguy1]

Love it!:)

[A10Airborne]

Woo! Love this song. These guys are from Edmonton, so I understand the hating on Calgary. Go Flames!

[Raggage]

I'm from calgary :'(

[HockeyGod256]

@Raggage they're from Edmonton and the Oilers are rivals of Calgary so it's strictly hockey

[Nikkidmac]

FUCK U AMERICA :D CANADA IS THE BEST

[HockeyGod256]

@Nikkidmac except we don't suck (but california does)

[cWoSeanIcon]

had me til you hated on BC and Quebec. youre right, though, toronto sucks.

[zedxyle]

Epic song....just epic

[alecathesensfan]

Oh and the Leafs suck!

[bobwasherenotthere]

written by an edmonton resident

[1torontomapleleafs]

shut the f*** up whoever posted this stupid and mean video of canada. U R THE MOST RETARDED PERSON ON EARTH AND UR RACIST TO US. shut up and leave canada alone, we are better then america and always will be.

[iluvrs100]

@1torontomapleleafs i completley 100% agree with you canadians are so much better than fat americans, and i love canadians i am 75% canadian and the rest english i will go rage on you people who ever diss canadians!!! i am super serious and you my friend 1torontomapleleafs i love your comment and keep on praising canada!

PEACE!

[relmofyou]

@1torontomapleleafs are u that stupid!!!! this video was made by CANADIANS from a place called ALBERTA its a province thats not in toronto or ontario. just thought id clear that up for u. srry for calling u stupid but ur a leafs fan so ill give u a break.

[LB40186]

@1torontomapleleafs Aww... you didn't get the song. That's so cute.

[DarkNaomi]

Haha. xDD

[mp1p]

you must hate your life

[JAESProductions]

lol why is this song called the Toronto song if it hardly ever talks about toronto

[DragonMercenary]

Grow a sense of humor Torontards!

[mofunzonecom]

COMMUNISTS

[kylebroflovskiiscool]

omg kyle from south park is on it thats so awesome south park rocks

[TheeGrapeApe]

This is funny to me cause it's an American that posted it. Fuck the USA......lol. I hate their smell, their attitude & all their flag wavin YAYHOO gun toters.

EH..... TAKE A LONG HARD SUCK ON MY CANADIAN ARSEHOLE.....lol.

[thewheelpizza]

Zghhjxg

[thewheelpizza]

Da doo Dee and I hate you to toooooo and I hate you you tooo de da dooo da da Dee da do and I hate you to........... From Toronto with love bitch

[DragonMercenary]

@thewheelpizza

Fail

[FireDragons42]

Finally someone who posts this with the proper credits. Everyone thinks this is by the Arrogant Worms, and while they are a great group too, they are from Ontario so it makes little sense for them to bash their own province. Three Dead Trolls are from Edmonton which explains the ending (Edmonton-Calgary rivalry)

[coulterbeeson]

@FireDragons42 Dude I saw they perform this song live, they tailor it to ever show they play so where ever they are is the best

[Mrleafsfan93]

I agree that québec is revolting.

[edcedc1998]

ontario suckz except for our good poutine maple syrup drinking bags of milk and driving my moose to school this is ridgeway ontario

[destroymyEpets]

not true

[calisse245]

Funny song, text is quite funny but Canada is still better than the lousy USA...Come on man would u rather live in Barack (N)Obamas land or in our great country Canada ??? O Canada the true north strong and free !!! Ma patrie c'est le Québec et mon pays c'est le Canada !!!

[davasutch]

sorry americans  fuck yous albertans

[davasutch]

goddamned americans fuck yeas all

[CoolCrazyChaos]

Well said FK Toronto =D

[canadatnkid]

We aint too fond of you either

[IronBobcat2278]

The band is called Arrogant Worms and the song is called Toronto sucks

[AngryRantingNerd]

@IronBobcat2278 Nope, it's called The Toronto Song and it's actually by Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie. Look on their official website at the bottom of their (The Arrogant Worms') "discs" page.

Also, my dad knows the guy who wrote this song.

[thekewldude]

NEW BRUNSWICK has no malls; i was there for baseball last summer and there wasnt a mall that we could find for a whole week. VERY BORING WEEK!!!

[DaleStrickland2]

@thekewldude

I know of three malls in Fredericton.

[toybasher]

awsome! T.O. sucks,hamilton is worse.

REP 613!

[beanie819]

Oshawa happens to be  a great place ;) represeennntttttttttt.

[bernadette499]

even though its not a very nice song about Canada, it's still kinda funny!

[hockeyhabs100]

fuck u toronto is way better then anywhere in canada

[relmofyou]

@hockeyhabs100 hahaha have u ever been out of ontario let alone toronto?

[hockeyhabs100]

@relmofyou i hae been to half of ontario most of quebec all off NB AND ALL OF NS AND ALL OF PEI AND ALL OF NFLD

[relmofyou]

@hockeyhabs100 i doubt that you have been to ALL of those provinces. you have never been west of ontario so i do not think you have the right to say toronto is the best in canada. Quebec well everyone there bitches about not being accepted in canada. and the maritimes they seem nice but other than halifax are too small. until you have been to the west or learn alot about it i dont think you have the right to say toronto is the best in canada cuz it sure as hell is not.

[petetheplane1]

"Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo Toronto Maple Leafs jersey 'cause Habs are rapin' everybody out here."

Go Montreal.

[g4tech]

The mayors a dork

Maybe add also a Fat fuck

[cheesorama]

Ironically, the band that wrote this song is from Ontario(I know cause I live in Ontario)

[relmofyou]

@cheesorama y do they say they are from alberta?

[cheesorama]

@relmofyou ever heard of sarcasm?

[legendabbott]

Lol at all the comments everyone seems offended. now im a newfie the butt of all canadian jokes

[vfdhtre]

@legendabbott i know what you mean,i'm a newfie too

[Eddythebeast666]

@vfdhtre Me tree. #LOL

[TheRANDOMKid9]

Cause the rent is to damn high!

[shannonlucas101]

i hate you guys its a funny song but im from toronto and my favorite team is the flames PS You just said basicly that you hate CANADA well i have news for you Toronto rocks Ontario rocks AND CANADA ROCKS

[MegaWolfgang]

@shannonlucas101 the song is ment as a joke. chill.

[TheTNC420]

@shannonlucas101 Ontario SUCKS!!! WESTSIDE!!!

[justinbieber14380]

The only thing that sucks is ur mom ..she sucks dick... fuckin u.s thinks there better than canada were way better .. u fuckin stupid AMERICUNTS ... U.S CAN GOP FUCK THEMSELFS... FUCKIN STUPIDD ASSWIPES

[ImSoOffended]

yes... Ford IS a dork

[Mrdeath33307]

thumps up if you click on this video because cartman was on it.

[PhildenOuden]

@Mrdeath33307 It's Kyle, not Cartman.. 

[AnotherCuppaCoffee]

Isn't Toronto empty in the winter, when everyone moves to Florida?

[hazen1515]

haha Flames suck

[awsomerey101]

alberta sucks! alberta sucks!

[Mewphong]

Heh, when the song first started I was like "What the huffelpuff?!? Ontario is awsome" and got all mad, now at the end I can't stop simleing !!!! XD

[147darkstar]

f**k you i'll come up from newfoundland and kick your fucking ass and then dip you in acid, put you in concrete mix ans ship your ass overseas to nebraska FUCKING FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PinkPunkLA]

LOL... it's a SONG, people. Humor...get a sense.

[beanie819]

LOL I love how Oshawa always manages to find itself in some sort of Ontario-insulting song....

[jbillz87]

@beanie819 HAHAHA gotta love the dirty shwa

[CGwonder]

Can I point something out to all the people saying that these Americans should piss off. They're not American. This song is by Canadians.

[princess735sara]

shut up y dont u make a song about fat, retarded america

[darkloard2]

51 people are calgary loving faggots

[PhildenOuden]

DUDE! Ontario is THE shit lol, the only good thing about Alberta is their drinking age...as well as Quebec. But Ontario fucking rules (:

[Potts132]

@11xXDANIXx11 Couldn't hear you over my oil money...

[Potts132]

@11xXDANIXx11 And its just lovely =D

[INTERVENTION777]

Fuck you man, who dosen't have faith in the good ol buds! And trust me, Alberta is a fucking shithole compared to Toronto, oooo u have the west Edmonton mall, we have yorkdale mofo

[99THEJC]

Very Disrespectful to ALL Canadians!! UR RUDE

[2muchfro]

@GUMMYBEARHELBREATH hey since you say yall you must be an inbred from the deep south OH NO how sad were your parents cousins or brother and sister, do you live in a mcdonald's, oh and you know we dont have a great army its because we dont spend money on pointless warfare i mean the rest of the world likes us who would attack us, as i always say to american's at least i can travel outside of my country and not be murdered, the world hates america

[pokemongirl27]

MAKE FUN OF ONTARIO AGAIN AND I'LL COME BEAT YOUR STUPID ALBERTA ASS, KILL YOUR STUPID COWS, BURN YOUR TREES, SMASH YOUR ROCKS, AND REPLACE ALL THAT FRIGGIN' DIRT WITH LAVA!!!!

[thekingofkings675]

shut the hell up alberta sucks my dick and toronto is awesome

[GreaT0n3]

lol at the trolling. shut up. North america is an awesome place to be. the end.

[obiwanobiwan13]

People of Canada!

Hi.

I am an American......who DOES love his hockey.....and DOESN'T think he's better than you because he's an American!

Yes, I am a non-hating American, I Europe's great and Canada too! Well...well, not Ottawa, they've got the Senators and my guys kicked their ass across the rink when we played for the Cup...and come to think of it, the Leafs HAVEN'T won for quite some time, now, have they? Since the Beatles were around! But hey, I'm fair--MOVE THE COYOTES TO WINNIPEG! :)

[SparksDrinker]

@obiwanobiwan13 . nobody is buying it dude. you are a canadian. go put on a knitted sweater with a reindeer on it, sip some hot chocolate, and chop some firewood.

[devyn1111]

@obiwanobiwan13 i like only because you want to move the coyotes to winnipeg instead of hamilton fuck hamilton

[billybombboy]

@obiwanobiwan13 thankyou



[voodoman17]

why are u talking about USA

[MrCanadian01]

its funnt cause the emo kids and the fat chicks are american!!! hahah 

[Garrett53542]

Theres three reasons why Ontario sucks.

1:Dalton McGuinty

2:Toronto

3:London

Other than those Ontario Rocks!

[venomchris]

YO who wrote this, my cottage was in turkey point and it's fucking great. honestly wow im pissed does anyone know who wrote this??

[travtmlfan]

@venomchris its a song called ``Ontario Sucks`` by the arrogant worms. they are actually pretty good, check out ``war of 1812`` :)

[m33lad]

so true!! ONe problem ppl here are VERY VERY IN DENIAL!! so mostly their goanna hate hearing the truth!! 

[YoungCooper]

and another thing is dude if u live in canada u should respect were one of the best countries in the world. so dont disrespect us.

[gummybearhelbreath]

@YoungCooper FUCK CANADIA yall pussies when it comes too war WE AMERICAN supplied u with ur WAR gear

[YoungCooper]

@gummybearhelbreath i dont care if YALL gave us anything. im glad i dont talk like a retard. and im glad i have way better health care then you. so when u die of all ur mcdonalds grease and fat. ill be laughing so hard.

[gummybearhelbreath]

@YoungCooper not like i will ;) wat would kill me is waiting for a check up in ur hospitals

[travtmlfan]

@gummybearhelbreath hey...ever hear of a little thing called the war of 1812?

[livelongpartyharder]

@gummybearhelbreath the war of 1812, vietnam, the alamo, the bay of ham...... Yeah......WE suck at war.......

[spooninspoon]

wow... lol

[Brute9473]

Go Oilers Go! (Devils too!)

[canada349]

@Brute9473 oilers suck!!!!!!!!!

[Brute9473]

@canada349 For now.... wait a while... only time will tell. Were rebuilding, lets wait a few years, then come back to me and tell me "Oilers suck".

[canada349]

@Brute9473 they suck and always will

[Brute9473]

@canada349 they suck NOW, but not in the future, not by a long shot. im done here, im no troll

[canada349]

@Brute9473 they just suck

[Brute9473]

@canada349 I just EXPLAINED to you. come on! the comment is right below my comment that im about to post here!

[Chitown2701]

I'm an American and I think this video sucks. Congratz, Chilldude41, you get 10 out 10 on the DUMBASS SCALE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[supperd98]

if americans are better then why did we win 14 gold medales

[troubleinrain]

CANADA is sooooo much better than dirty america

[ACDCIronMaiden321]

canada forever!!



[MrMegaWizard]

Eastern Canada is great,Not Quebec

[Herb615]

Edmonton Sucks!!!!

Toronto Rulez!!!

[xlkaii]

this song sucks bawlz

[msgoldoche2]

LOLLand i am from montréal and i think it was funny good job

[jrock19051]

these people should take pride in there country

[team1200]

@jrock19051

we have immense respect for our country, and i love Canada, but as a canadian, i know how to laugh at myself and country once in a while.

[randomguyh8y]

kyle 

[jrock19051]

Toronto and Ontario has benefited to this country for ages and just because we've haven't been doing to good every body thinks we suck. I HATE Alberta the people in edmonton are so full of them selves thinking that they are great and they always say that ontario is owned by China

[loowoo0]

@jrock19051 You do relize that this is a comedy team from Alberta, they are serious, there is nothing wrong with Ontario.

[jrock19051]

@loowoo0 ohhh........

[supercalafrgusydney]

@jrock19051 well, im not canadian, but ive been to ontario many times, it was kinda fun.

[SickMuse182]

@jrock19051

Hahaha, people in Edmonton aren't full of ourselves at all! And I am pretty sure I have never heard anyone say that Ontario is owned by China. Maybe that is just something you guys say in Ontario?

And honestly, we are all Canadians, how can we hate each other? We all have the same values, and really the only thing we can have any rivalry over is hockey, and that's all in good fun.

[finalguildis]

ok thats gon to far ontario is awsome your just jelus because we dont have siko bitchs that live here unlike newyork and by the way toronto dus suck and so do you you dick

[bigairlove]

this is by the arrogant worms not three dead trolls in a baggie

[londonpythons716]

What'd you say about london you bitch? :P

[RoSiTo8969LEViS]

shudup faggot singers... suck ur own little winnies together....

[REVgates19]

HAH THEYNEVER SAID SUDBURY SUCKS!!! WWE ROCK!

[minizze]

you guys suck your moms dicks

[mrlegofreak]

i hate this song becose i live in Ontario

[14sammylou]

Umm I'm not fat we dress the best Alberta is farm land good luck getting a good job.

Have a nice day!

[westboy48]

Lol what the fuck does the Unted States and politics have to do with this video and song?

[HewbertLarzToast]

Prince Ewdward Island is...too small.I love this song XD

[rbs651]

Edmonton IS THE BEST! New Brunswick is okay because of Moosehead eh!

[PossessedDonutz]

@rbs651 OILERS WOOOOO! (from a sabres fan, but Edmonton is my 2nd favorite!!!) wheeee lol i like this song

[PossessedDonutz]

@jrock19051 Youre a fag, fag.

[unknown00person]

Lol what a gay song

[ruprockz]

America and Canada are both Awesome, can't we just settle this

[Crazycj42]

my uncles brother made this song

[rbs651]

@Crazycj42 Wouldn't he still be your uncle?

[Crazycj42]

@rbs651 ya true but he past away sadly

[lovingrock]

lol! funny! a bunch of morons who dont know what there talking about! lol!!!!!LMFAO!!!!!

[impost3541]

and ONTARIOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo suCks

[PhReAk0909]

HAHAHA! great!

[momkuh]

shut up flames are better then most teams

[NurseWeber25]

lmao....i was totally diggin this song til they hated on Quebec...Alberta....really???? Lol loved it anyways!

[Minkeei]

FUCK YOU!!! I'm from TORONTO and as far as I'm concerned Americans SUCK! and they are just pissed off cuz the rest of the ENTIRE world HATES them.... There are no more threatening TERRORISTS than AMERICANS!... bible bashing... self gratifying.... arrogant... ignorant..... backward.... FAT.... loathsome fucks!... get over yourself AMERICA !!!! WE ALL HATE YOU!!!... We hope you ALL get bombed and dissappear up your own asses!!! =D