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  • my face hurts, my stomach hurts, my back hurts, everything hurts, Please, stop it, i can't laugh anymore! Jesus Chrisssttt! =))))))

  • Thanks to your excellent coaching videos and quality teaching, I have 9000 in play money.

  • you know..this, you know.. is, you know.. a, you know.. ptetty, you know.. cool, you know.. video. you know ?

  • "If you see two of the same suit, just go for it."

    Thanks for all your advice, since playing with your strategies I have lost a lot more money, but I feel I am really on my game. My favorite hand is 3 5 unsuited, I just wish it came up more, I keep getting all these lousy high cards.

    Thanks again and I certainly hope I don't run into you on the table. You are the King!

  • PokerView allows US players on their site

  • 6:05

    Whenever it feels right, that's when you let go of the slider

    I luv this guy, so funny

  • lerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooo­oooooooy

  • the sarcasim is so fuckin funny good job man

  • lol i love how in his last video he says anyone with an avatar is a joke, only to have an avatar the next video. i love watching these videos and how other people get so mad, and how people comment like this guy is serious, and judge him as an awful.

  • lol great vid!

  • Just let go of the slider when it feels right. Classic satire of any Full Tilt or Pokerstars micro stakes idiot.

  • "you know, you know".

    remove this video, it makes people waste their time.

  • donk

  • u suck dick dont ur shit

  • "Put up 100k each. Ill put up my stundent loans. I dont have much money right now, but after I dominate you i will." WTF? Why would i want to play for your debt? You cant get 100g's. But i tell you what dude. Hit me up on how much you have and we can play for it all. I think that I will have you covered because i gamble for a living and your a broke student. Hit me up.

  • Maybe you guys are right. He may be joking, when the flop has two kings and a four and he's only got a four why would he want a king to call?!

  • @bandet888 he isn't joking. look him up on pokertableratings . he has lost 10 thousand dollars on pokerstars

  • @JohnF30Music Wow! He lost 10 thousand dollars on pokerstars?! He must suck and the title of this video is don't suck. lol But did I hear him right when he said he wants a king to call when there are two kings on the board?

  • @bandet888 yep he lost 10k, just looked him up and couldnt believe my eyes. he's a total idiot

  • @JohnF30Music He lost a ton, but was he playing high limit? Or did he lose it playing low limit in a grip of games? I looked him up a ling time ago, but I cant remember. It would make sense if he lost and he was sick of douche bag players and this is his way to talk shit about them, but I cant tell if he is the worlds biggest dumb ass or a comic genius.

  • The little stars inside the rings look like little white squares because most youtube videos aren't as clear as when you're on the sight yourself.

  • This is play money because I know that on this sight when a player has a little star on TOP of their ring (inside the ring on top) they can only play in play money plus can't have an image. This player does have an image plus no star so he can play in real money but this is a play money table becaue other players have a little star on top with no image. Any player player with stars inside the ring in real money has it on the LOWER RIGHT and may have an image.

  • Pocket duces has ace four suit dominated 93%?!!! It's two over cards that's suited verses an underpair, arace situation!

  • Actually...I could look at your videos in a more optimistic fashion. I DO hope people buy into your strategy. That would make them much more beatable. So, Bucklox, I take it all back. Keep doing what you're doing. I know you don't play the way you're teaching, or you wouldn't win. So keep teaching everyone out there that junk strategy, and hopefully I'll see your students at the tables!

  • @wkusam123 He doesn't seem that bad to me, he made a couple of tough calls when he didn't have much but he still had the winning hand. But when he said pocket duces is a 93% over ace four suited I couldn't believe it - it would be a race situation (about 50 50). If you read my other comments you'll see that this is a play money table though. I don't trust the real money tables myself but do good at play money(long term but still can have a bad run) I'm only so so at real money tables

  • Bucklox, you are obviously investing some (maybe none, in actuality) of your money to make the serious competition out there bad players. You are a terrible player that should've been out to that A10 on the 3rd hand or whatever. You mention you'll play anyone for 100,000, but then mention you'll put your "school loans" on it. If you're such a highroller, why do you need loans for something as cheap as school? You're a donk. Plain and simple. Hopefully no one buys into your strategy.

  • maybe he is smart and a good poker player making a joke. but the videos are boring and terribly stupid. don't upload anymore of this crap

  • I think this guy is smarter than you are all giving him credit for..He is teach all the "noobs" how he wants them to play against him so he wins...lol

  • If I had AK in late position i'd definately limp or fold hahahah. I think its even funnier that people dont realise he's joking just cos hes made so many joke videos. I guess 'satiracal humour' is more british humour than american and people just dont get it. If you want to see quality satire humour, search for 'brass eye'.

  • Jesus Christ, some people are so clueless..I mean HOW THE FUCK can you think this guys is serious.

    I know you want to raise your own self-esteem by making fun of a "Fish", but you really have to be dumb to not see the joke

  • this video is a joke, you suck bro i would love to play you heads up....get on ftp my acct=iTrApT_uChAsE however much u wanna play for

  • tears in my eyes

  • hey the pokerstars write in the middle

    how can i put that on my table

    cuz i got the regular one

  • "if you see two of the same suited, just go for it"

    lmao

  • LMFAO I don't really have a life savings yet but after I dominate you I definitely will

  • Lmao @ nobodymm.

    I dunno which is more sad. The fact you actually believe bucklox's videos contain legitimate strategical teaching, or the fact you actually searched his post count on 2+2 and pocket 5's and thought his post count dictated how serious his videos are.

    You're obviously pretty -ev at life.

  • Hahaha Hilarious!

  • This guy cracks me up. This is actually a very funny video and that was his intention. If you ask me this is what it sounds like inside of Phil Helmuths head.

  • Everyone who's saying he's an idiot - I really can't believe how stupid you are... it's scary. It's so obviously a joke you idiots, please just shut up, when you're as stupid as you obviously are please always just shut up.

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  • I learned a lot, thank you

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  • related to greg raymer by any chance?

  • guy got all his chips in with aces and u say ace 8 is the only good play lol ur funny! a8 is trash id prefer 78

  • its a joke idiots, a sarcastic view on the game

  • wow i play alot of poker and this guy is the biggest joke ever!!! Please people if you want to learn the game dont listen to this guy lol

  • Do u have to say u know in every sentence.... ffs. ur rubbish btw

  • SUCH GREAT STUPID

  • What kind bullshit are your trying to pass off as a lesson, A 8 is better then A A and your 7 4 suited is a raising hand . fuck your smart. Jokestars is set up for action hands to get the rake In real money games. Play money tables are the same so idiots will try for real money . Only a moron thinks jokerstars is the right place to teach a poker lesson, Play with real people and real money then talk..

  • ill play you heads up anytime, you are the worst player I have ever seen...LITERALLY

  • retarded mongloid, hes joking

  • wow ur an idiot

  • :) shhhhh....

  • DUDE.. I would destroy you in headsup

  • annoying mic

  • Hey man whats ur name on pokerstars so i can show you how to play poker??

  • "you don't even have to look at the numbers"

    LOL

    that's great...

  • Ok dude - it took watching your other videos to "get-it"

    Nobody folds because they don't like color-combination of the chips.

    Very funny - You had me going.

    : )

  • Whether you're hustling or not you have action..

    100k - heads up

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    fulltilt or pokerstars

  • OMG so much retards who cant realise that he's ACTING as if he was dumb and cocky internet poker random who "can own anyone!" xD and he does quite a funny impression on that

  • sigh

    the people below me are retarded. its obviously a level

    i would love to play you HU and bust your $250 roll mad shat

  • its sick how retarded these people are, ...how can they not see this obv level?

  • your a retarted dick. the reason why you know the poker odds is because you have a program off to the side telling you all the odds. you tried to bet under the minimum bet. haha. have fun thinking your the shit

  • what a fucking wanker this dude

  • hahaha this is brilliant, I'm gonna play like you from now on :D.

    To all those who think he's being serious, you suck balls.

  • 100 grand LOL. you know... LOL 10 8 a good hand? LMAO man for real are you serious with the things you say or you do this shit for fun and to make others talk shit and laugh? Well either way good luck playing rags!

  • Since I watched this video I think Im going to go pro. lol.. Don't quit your a day job. Dumb Ass

  • man i did not know 7 4 suited was a 73 percent favorite to any cards preflop very useful info here keep it up

  • wats ur poker name wanna challenge u

  • WTF, at about 2:42, a second mouse cursor comes in from the left, and you can see his sitting between him and the guy to his right. Why are there 2 cursors?

  • hes being sarcastic u donks, hes hillarious

  • play me heads up i will dominate u

    yee!1 yee!1

    if u find me on well c whats up

  • dominate this cunt

  • if you were a racehorse they would have dragged you into the infield n put a bullet in your head a long time ago.

    the big loser here.  Mommy & Daddy who will be bailing out your born loser ass

  • dude u by far r the best

  • You R THe Master ty for all yr videos and fk those u dnt comprehend ur the best and i named my accnt after u thx!!

  • He probably puts these donk videos online so that we will think he's a fish and find him on fulltilt.

    I haven't watched enough of these vidoes to tell what his game is, but I know I've seen him fold pair of jacks in a heads up match..lol

  • "sometimes i put my mouse over it, just go for it, chances are you're gonna hit a 3 heart flop."

    HAHAHA this guy is funny

  • you suck at poker man

  • Find me on Tilt man u are the gayesst person ever.. and u do suck more then n e person ive ever seeen ... and i wish the screen was biger soo i could find ur name follow u around bcuz u r dead money Xaverian88 On FUll tilt Come get it u bitch

  • what is wrong with you people who can't detect that he's joking? are you all retarded?

  • I'm not, but I know someone who is. He's not able to detect.

  • i'll play you anyday !

  • i'll play you anyday !

  • '93% against 6% and there is a 1% chance of a tie'

    Hahahaha, legendary

  • It's a privilege to see your work Bucklox: you are the best. To see the awesome power of the min raise and second pair... it was too much and the tears really did flow, my friend. I'm going to name my children after you - even the girls. Be very careful, you have shown that the poker "experts" are charlatans remember what the Ninjas did to Bruce Lee when he revealed their secrets: he was found dead in the arms of a beautiful woman, his heart completely exploded. Don't let that happen to you.

  • hahaha $100,000 ?? you're playing free poker.

    You wouldnt play for $1000 hahahaha

  • bucklox you have absolutely no idea what you are talking about !

    You play such bad cards and u talk them up ?

    You are a trash player and you would be out on the street if any decent player played you heads up hahahaha you are an absolute donkey !

  • LOL i love this video !! ppl actually play like this ahahah

  • 7 4 of hearts is 73 % against any random hand...where do u get your numbers lol......theres nothing real on you tube for poker strategy its all donkeys being dumb.....this is play money dude quit acting like its real

  • This is the funniest thing ever.

  • this is real poker

  • My god you people are stupid... it's a JOKE.

  • oh you big donk i own you so bad in heads up... youre bad

    this is play money .. donkey !

  • OMG people, its a joke. get it?

  • "You don't even need to look at the numbers ... if you see two of the same suit, just go for it ... chances are I'm gonna hit a three heart flop"

    This guy is a joke.

  • this is one big jackass

  • this guy sux, so bad

  • haha,

    nice wind up sir, clocked you after a few minutes though.

  • holy motherfucking shit! ahahah you're a little bit full of yourself don't you think? if you're that good what the hell are you doing behind your screen, go public and make millions, it seems you got it all figured out! publish your own strategy! come on man! you fish! DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS GUY!

  • Half a Million pokerstars players and Ill bet 490K are better than you.

  • HAHAHA this guys talks a big game but hasnt proven much....

    id glady take u on heads up...

  • Hahahahahaha. So here I am casually listening to some poker videos while playing in SNGs and I hear this guy...I nearly feel out of my seat laughing. Keep the videos coming! I need the entertainment.

  • The funniest thing about this is the idiots taking it seriously. 5 stars. roflbomb.

  • Ah so fnny, actually a good lesson if you just take the opposite of every piece of 'advice' he gives!!

  • i love this guy!!! he is the biggest fish ive ever seen in my life and ive busted a lot of fish.

  • good luck busting this guy. He is joking here, and playing with PLAY MONEY !

  • lol, what a joke

  • Coming Pokerchamp^^

  • Dont watch this, it sucks and the guy knows nothing. Just listen to the stats he gives with A4s against pocket2's - lol.

    Either a Joke or just a waste of time

    You know, You know, I wanna be Mike the Mouth....

  • you know..you know .. you know he says that every second!

  • wow you deffinatly suck, it went to 20 from 10 because the blind was 20 you cant bet less then 20, im 14 and i's take you heads up any day

  • your not that good?

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  • How bad are these opponents??!!

  • is this a joke video:) ??? This is fantastic! my favourite quote starts "i don't like that i'm on the button...". I knew this was going to be good when i heard that:)

  • Ladies and gents...let me introduce you to "Donkey 101". Please post your pokerstars screen name and I will challenge you heads up for the stakes of your choosing. However, I'm not giving you a "student loan" for the lesson you will recieve.  HeeHaw!!!

  • screen name TheGamblerAK

    ill be glad to give you a heads up for what ever u can afford to loose, ill show u domination

  • oh just realised this is def a joke, posted first comment 2 mins into vid:) great work, keep it up! :)

  • You need your own show dude. This is brilliant.

  • wat a wank!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "i like stats" 1% chance of a tie peflop???????? well done sherlock.you watch a lot of WPT on tv obviously. should be a crime detective.....and if u want to put up your student loan vs $100,000???? i'm in! "i'm better of course"??????????? oh thats why your at a lot of final tables........whats your name again?

  • he loves to 'dominate'

  • Hes so funny!

  • The comments for this video are funnier then the video. Now I know why tv is so boring to watch. They have to dumb it down for all these poker sharks who love to talk about what a donk he is. lol Great Vid. Funny stuff.

  • the comments remind me why online poker is so profitable, people not knowing its a joke

  • hes joking guys, i cant believe you think hes serious

  • I hope you aren't planning to be a teacher...lol

    Poor kids are going to be idiots, just like you

  • I love you're videos Buck...."I don't like that I'm on the button just because I like to be the one attacking first,throwing all my chips"....priceless

  • LOL....I'll dominate you, i dont have a life savings yet, but, but, i will after i DOMINATE you...What an idiot...check check with your 45off and get beat with a 8 5...LOL, what a shmo...lol

  • i'd be my entire student loans that this guy only had a 500 sample sng size because he put 500 on played 500 and lost them all.......then went to play money

  • dude this guy is odveusly fulled to the brim with poop

  • even on this one you can tell its a PLAY MONEY tournament. If you play on pokerstars alot, and you've goofed around on play money tournaments. You know that the WHITE writing on the top left of the table says "1st Time Deposit Bonus." It only says this in play money tournaments, cuz they are trying to get you to deposit money. It NEVER says it on real money tournaments, or even has any writing under the tournament # and hand #. I can't believe this guy is trying to sell this.

  • you remind me of david brent. good stuff.

  • to say it with Phils famous words...

    "guy cant even spell poker"

  • Dude you are hilarious, and when you win with your shitty hands it makes me laugh lol.

    9/10 for effort!

  • OK, stopped being funny b/c it went over the top. Mystery is gone. Obviously faking.

  • wow you are as gay as it gets

  • 7 4 of hearts is a 74% favourite against any other hand?

    Q A is overrated?

    This is hilaruous

  • Oh sorry i left a message on your " lesson " lol number 1 , after watching this i see its a comedy vid.. in that case very good job sir you have made me laugh so fcking much

  • what a fucking baaaaad video!!! "jsaic" is right...dont play for real money!!

  • Lol...YOURE HILERIOUS MAN

  • online is a scamjob. don't play for real money.

  • never heard so much bolloks in my life, he can't play poker for shit?

  • Man, that's a lot of bites you got there! Nice job.

  • I really don't think this guy is joking... I think he might actually be retarded??

  • lol he's playing on Poker Stars !!! I know Poker Stars well, its PLAY money and generally. either people can't play or don't care about calling because it's not for money. FAKE.

  • LMAO! I love when he tried to bet 10. And the whole "I'll dominate you" speech was great.

  • what a peice of shit player-need to play him at a live game!

  • Hilarious. He's doing a good job being sarcastic.

  • You check down with 5 high and call your opponent an idiot? You knew you wouldn't win in a showdown. Sounds like you need a few lessons from real players who pick their spots

  • I learned so much, thank you

  • LOL, 9/10. If this is serious, 10/10!

  • hahaha

  • what ever feals right thats how u bet lol

  • This is simply great. And after reading the comments it's even greater. I would guess a lot of your great comments hits their play spot on!

  • noone get it its just a joke u stupid fools:D

  • awesome vids

    been pissing myself laughing at some of the comments, you are levelling people hard

  • You are a complete n00b, you're losing everytime you play.

  • In fact, my friend's 10 year old brother could probably beat you

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  • haha. I looked at the video for 5 seconds before realizing the white stars. White stars above icons = play money. Didn't bother to watch the rest.

  • haha nice, pretty funny.

  • You're a donk, 84o against ducks is a coin flip situation. Also you can't say what a guy have in the first hand when he moves ALL-IN without having any information about him. Please let me now, why you play a Playmoney Tournament, when you're "such a good player"...

  • you anit got sh1t! lmao - you studder too much when you lie- 7 4 hearts! lmao! you not supposed to play cards for their suits- 22 vs 8 4 is 50 50 - not 93 6 - DONK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • actuallly 22 vs 8 4 is 54 to 46 bitch

  • 7 4 of hearts a 73% favourite against any random hand? You are a total moron. wow. What a fat loser. At least we can't see your fat piggy face in this one.

  • no I don't know!!!

  • lmfao