This seems like a shit commercial solely about looking good in front of your ex, featuring a lot of shit that have nothing to do with the actual drink.
I might, though, just have the 'Being a Cynical Asshole' condition.
Coke zero and diet coke, advertised nonsensically for men and women respectively, despite neither tasting even the slightest bit like coca cola or one another.
Coke zero has no sugar, its sweetness comes from aspartame which is an excitotoxin that destroys neurons in your brain. Get headaches often? stop drinking diet soda.
I get a coca cola zero, meet my ex, she asks how I am. I get a gulp, and a hot chick appears and asks 'whip cream, or chocolate sauce?'. then the picture of her getting it all over her body comes infront of my mind, and then I say 'both' aswell. when suddenly a heli arrives, which throws out a rope which we grab on to and say 'you know me, I manage' and the supermart explodes... while u still see its undamaged from the inside when looking through the windows!
Remember that movie FRESH where Samuel L. Jackson saids beer taste like a tub of piss somebody farted in it. I made a joke about Coke Zero, thinking if that's what it taste like. Basically at first it taste like crap.
1. the produc sucks, 2. cocacola are on e of the richest brand in the market and they can throw the money on stupid bad commercials, use that money to help the poor in the country pathetic industry.
Don't drink diet coke dr pepper or anything diet.there is a chemical in it that bad for you. It's called aspartame.it's a toxin. If u buy a coke or dr pepper look on the ingredients label. You will see that it says PHENYLKETONURICS: CONTAINS PHENYLALANINE another name for aspartame. Just like how sodium fluoride in the water Is bad for us.fluoride is a toxic waste byproduct of aluminum plants.they scrap the soot out of the smoke stacks and call it fluoride and tell us it's good and dump it into
@algoreisahoax Waouh ! sounds very scary! thanks for the info! but are u really sure about it? i thought in coca zero there don't have any aspartam at all ....
btw i did further research and it's acually 14,000 packets of splenda (The scienctits probably estimated because I doubt they went. 1.... 2.... 3.... lol)
You right , I grew up in a fries shack, and I drunk cola since I could walk, and I'm a healthy guy so people don't have to whine about the sugar quantity. As long as you have exercise in stead of sitting in your chair watching the tv, people will be fine.
I wouldn't call them fag, they're just too manipulised by society to be as perfect as can be, wich includes losing weight, building muscle and getting a tan. Shame really.
Contains ASPARTAME,linked with brain tumours,multiple sclerosis,epilepsy,chronic fatigue syndrone to name but a few..Originally developed as a pesticide to kill weeds..It's a poison..Do some research..Still taste good ?
coompu,6000 reasons to carefully select what poisons one ingests..Coca cola zero is advertised and conceived as a healthy choice.. Millions of dollars spent aiming the product at supposedly body conscious consumers who should be a little more aware of the risks...Please my friend,do not defend such an iniquitous company or pernicious product !
All those side affects occured in rats when they gave HUGE amounts of asparatame (like 4,000 packets per day) And since humans are about 10-50x the size of a rat mutiply by 10-50 to get the human equivlant. THATS HUGE! Having that much of anything will kill you. but If you have about 6 cups of coke zero a day nothing bad will happen (unless your allergic ot phenlyics) . Having 20 cups or coke or coke zero is bad for you.
at24seven,Lab rats are used because they show the same resistance to toxins as humans despite the size difference..Do a little research and then the freedom of choice is yours..Perhaps one of 90 odd side-affects of aspatame is blind ignorance or defence of unscrupulous multi-national companies..Or are you simply getting kick-backs for the promotion at your minimum wage management position at 24-seven ? Happy tumours my friend .......
You misunderstand me. If a rat were to eat 1 hamburger that would be like a human eating 50 hamburgers. And in these studies rats were given 4000 aspartame packets which is huge. And since humans (50x the size of a rat) are larger it would be like 200000 aspartame packets. No one could probably even eat 500 splenda packets . All these odd side affects occur for people allergic to those who are allergic to phenylalanine.
By the way freedom of choice is mine. I drink coke zero. People have freedom of choice to do several things (however wise or unwise) except for those against the law (i. e. certain drugs and crime). I'm wondering are you a university student? Because you do sound like one. Believe or not I'm 14 (and in high school ^_^)
All those side affects occured in rats when they gave HUGE amounts of asparatame (like 4,000 packets per day) And since humans are about 10-50x the size of a rat mutiply by 10-50. THATS HUGE! Having that much of anything will kill you. but If you have about 6 cups of coke zero a day nothing bad will happen (unless your allergic ot phenlyics)
Sorry I misspelled it. It is phenylalanine. I have some sugar free mints infront of me (that are made with aspartame) and it says "Contains phenylalanine".
at24seven,I understood your 50x size comparison perfectly but you must dig a little deeper for an educated counter argument..In lamens terms,a rat is "50x ?" more resistant to many poisons including radiation and toxins than humans..It is the perfect model for comparison in equal measures to harmful pharmaceutical products at the experimental stage..Sorry for the cheap dig in last reply but your defence of a known neurotoxin is fallacious....
Rat's aren't 50x the size of humans. Humans are 50 times hte size of rats (Well depending upon the gender age and body mass) . In these studies where rats were given 4000 packets of aspartame they had bad side affects, how ever, who could consume even 100 packets of splenda? In other studies where they gave rats a moderate amount of aspartame they didn't have any bad side affects. So the issue is how much aspartame someone has. Most peopel can't drink more then 4 cups of coke zero a day.
So as it should be women are just sex toys? Great..
MoonlightPlaylist 1 week ago
coca cola zero contains aspartame, and it's toxic! stop drinking it
444grapes 2 weeks ago
i love coke zero but i think it may be harmful for my health ._. i may stop drinking it
booze505 2 weeks ago
The ex is hotter.
mateyfacey 1 month ago 3
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iLuvSounds 1 month ago
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iLuvSounds 1 month ago
0:41, God help me
CaptainKadmos 2 months ago
impossibru made possibru!
FrosenYoghurt 2 months ago
cool ^^
CocaColaZero72 2 months ago
Zero tastes like very very shit badd !!!!!!!! omg!!!!! never again you can't drink this it's so bad awful igghhh..
Bhurtonn 2 months ago
@Bhurtonn i bet you didn't even tasted it!
Zolega89 2 months ago
You can't understand what he's saying because he's french, and you can't never anderstand french people. But ok, he's freaking cute.
wolmannn 3 months ago
So it's bad for the store owners to sell coke zero ?
kikker999 4 months ago
yheah he didnet pay for it because its an advert what did you expacet next they will do one with sonic cross over next lol
sonic80474 4 months ago
So if I drink Coke Zero, a random hellicopter will pick me up and blow up my house?
Eirik99 4 months ago
I posted a commet here so that people in my class would see! HEY PEOPLE!!
MrMoe160 6 months ago
Press 7 repeatedly to see a hot babe say: "Biiim!"
bendib2003 6 months ago
This seems like a shit commercial solely about looking good in front of your ex, featuring a lot of shit that have nothing to do with the actual drink.
I might, though, just have the 'Being a Cynical Asshole' condition.
In which case, fuck you!
xxDrain 7 months ago
@xxDrain Chill pill maaan…
GuaranteedSanctuary 3 months ago
The guy looks like Magne Hoseth
TobiDahl 8 months ago
/watch?v=CQMyOGWgBZo
thumps up if you watch it!
Phreshdancing 8 months ago 5
@Phreshdancing
HAHA omg, just no
shutupyoutwatify 5 months ago
what the fuck is the last thing he says at the end of the commercial??
siwerty 8 months ago
@siwerty he says "you know me, i'll manage " :D
sapunfiert 4 months ago
HAHAHAHAHA!!! fuckin awesome!
number047 8 months ago
Coke zero and diet coke, advertised nonsensically for men and women respectively, despite neither tasting even the slightest bit like coca cola or one another.
chiffmonkey 9 months ago
wut ?!
someone2121996 9 months ago
thumbs up if you are drinking it
Tiborkov1 10 months ago
The point of this ad is to make you feel cool for drinking a zero calorie soda.
jinggo78 10 months ago
what song is being played after he drinks tha cola????
MrBountyBoy 10 months ago
Coke zero has no sugar, its sweetness comes from aspartame which is an excitotoxin that destroys neurons in your brain. Get headaches often? stop drinking diet soda.
AnotherNutJob 11 months ago
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
SarahSquared2 1 year ago
he didn't pay for his drink
treyjernigan 1 year ago 50
@treyjernigan
LETS SUE COCA COLA!
Tisssemand 11 months ago
@treyjernigan LoL.....they didn't pay for the whipped cream or chocolate either!
MedicalPhysicist08 10 months ago
Zero Taste Zero Sugar
amf188 1 year ago
What's with the snakes?
wasmayboer 1 year ago
uk ad i rember it
heatblat 1 year ago
somebody knows the name of the song??
akinyourhead 1 year ago
the same always happeneds to me!
I get a coca cola zero, meet my ex, she asks how I am. I get a gulp, and a hot chick appears and asks 'whip cream, or chocolate sauce?'. then the picture of her getting it all over her body comes infront of my mind, and then I say 'both' aswell. when suddenly a heli arrives, which throws out a rope which we grab on to and say 'you know me, I manage' and the supermart explodes... while u still see its undamaged from the inside when looking through the windows!
omgmeoogbal 1 year ago
@omgmeoogbal , im studying this for media and its a chain not a rope , he says , "you know me , im on edge"
iwazerein07 11 months ago
@iwazerein07 my bad. but still I am climbin' on a rope :)
omgmeoogbal 11 months ago
A little XTREME don't you think?
Deltakort97 1 year ago
Coke Zero is better then Diet Coke. I like it.
JoeyJoeJoe5000 1 year ago
Cooooool luvv this coke add!!!
jrhunter308 1 year ago
does anyone know who you call the hero? if anyone even knows his first name, please, please let me know! :)
BrendaXxXx1 1 year ago
Funny. I just love this commercial, but the drink's from arse. Coca-Cola 4eva.
FireSath 1 year ago
Remember that movie FRESH where Samuel L. Jackson saids beer taste like a tub of piss somebody farted in it. I made a joke about Coke Zero, thinking if that's what it taste like. Basically at first it taste like crap.
lilerichotwheels24 1 year ago
1. the produc sucks, 2. cocacola are on e of the richest brand in the market and they can throw the money on stupid bad commercials, use that money to help the poor in the country pathetic industry.
carismadesigns 1 year ago
@carismadesigns the country? like the countryside or the USA?
MC68EC040 1 year ago
Funny - awesome commercial, but the drink sucks.
FireSath 1 year ago
oh shit
HopeiCope 1 year ago
'You know me. I'm an ass'
videogamenostalgia 1 year ago
14 ppl are idiots
alexissocoollike01 1 year ago
I prefer chocolate sauce
cizdamea 1 year ago
ACHTUNG! justthetruth.us/gesundheit/ern%C3%A4hrung/light-produkte//
XxJingisxX 1 year ago
it does taste bad but this commercial either way is awesome.
EbonOcelot 1 year ago
Don't drink diet coke dr pepper or anything diet.there is a chemical in it that bad for you. It's called aspartame.it's a toxin. If u buy a coke or dr pepper look on the ingredients label. You will see that it says PHENYLKETONURICS: CONTAINS PHENYLALANINE another name for aspartame. Just like how sodium fluoride in the water Is bad for us.fluoride is a toxic waste byproduct of aluminum plants.they scrap the soot out of the smoke stacks and call it fluoride and tell us it's good and dump it into
algoreisahoax 1 year ago
@algoreisahoax Waouh ! sounds very scary! thanks for the info! but are u really sure about it? i thought in coca zero there don't have any aspartam at all ....
zaranine 1 year ago
Don't like coke zero but I friggin love this commercial!!!
saminagg 1 year ago
Can anyone tell me the name of the sexy blond? ;-P
ErDetForVandet 1 year ago
can soemone tell me the guys name?pm
ryder2725210 1 year ago
name of first song please
skipodest 1 year ago
I love Coke Zero! Tastes different but I always liked it more....
XGiftedGamerX 1 year ago
HAS IT SHOULD BE! lol i love that part
FatalPainWolf 1 year ago
coca cola zero i dont like cause it isn't the same as original i like the normal coca cola i nearly vomit when i drink the zeroversion
robotguy67 1 year ago
Cocacola Zero is really bad, really bad, but the Commercial is good. Wierd.
FireSath 1 year ago
@FireSath Really? I think it's quite good!
JoeyJoeJoe5000 1 year ago
@JoeyJoeJoe5000 I hate it really :'D But this commercial is good.
FireSath 1 year ago
Wow didn't know Twilight vampires enjoyed Coke too.
kanekane28 1 year ago
A clear case of taste Infringement hahaha i love this shit
Vrenatinha 1 year ago
nice....
BOTH!
oomekees 2 years ago
looove iiit x333
Martey90 2 years ago
You know me, I'll manage!
Hakbje 2 years ago
I love this commercial XD
littlemssvixen 2 years ago
No way',,,Jonathan is more cute then "our hero"!!!
ankutsa 2 years ago
that chick is hot ;)
deliight 2 years ago
"Our hero" looks a bit like Jonathan Rhys Meyers :D
iulyachristina 2 years ago
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droidhunter 2 years ago
what's the name of the girl in the add?
hd91gya 2 years ago
yeah, she's been in knights of cydonia video too.
kralice1 2 years ago
great commercial
HipHoppa4Life 2 years ago
you know me!!!I MANAGEEE!!!!GENIOUS!!!
ducu1987 2 years ago
who`s the guy?
Livelly 2 years ago
What's the song of "The Break-Up"?
Kissiej 2 years ago
the name of the blonde is cassandra bell
crisssnapjaw 2 years ago
The name of the hot blonde lady ? Anyone ?
NindeArnatuyle 2 years ago
Coke Zero - A Taste of life
NindeArnatuyle 2 years ago
no sugar and more healthy then original coke, so I don't mind the taste. :D
LeonMeekis84 2 years ago
Boath
xJaysrox 2 years ago
The product tastes like flat Cola, but this commercial is just epic XD
Xskillna 2 years ago
does anyone know what song is playing in the new coke add where theyre at the beach in the giant coke bottle air-float thing??
SuperDemon456 2 years ago
haushaushaushuashuahsuashauhsuashuashuahsuahsuahsuahsuahsuahsuashuahsuas
muito bala
conselheirojusto 2 years ago
what did the guy said after "you know me?"
emboy 2 years ago
"I'll manage"
falenangel 2 years ago
BOF
daantjede12e 2 years ago
Original = Zzhh.. Ahhh...
Zero = Shit, but better than light.
Light = "Arse In The Bottle"
EvilSaatanisti 2 years ago
Its not like the real thing, but I think its better :D And it sure is more healthy for me than regular, considering my daily consuming of it..
Guandy 2 years ago
hurts my tummy
funkster22657 2 years ago
meh, i like the good ol' coke...zero is good, classic is better :D...
pepsi's the best, also *runs away*
andu2oo7 2 years ago 2
@andu2oo7
yes run u... pepsi good? hahaha
appelsinmarmelde 2 years ago
Even if this coke zero can tribute to cancer ordinary coke is as the sme rate dangerous, conatins 25 g sugar in it
OKStudios 2 years ago
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SkilledMalinguanhaze 2 years ago
awesome answer:D(both)lol
becks0077112 2 years ago
that commercial was made so because of the Grindhouse film at that time
Terry666Craig 2 years ago
It doesn't taste like regular coca cola!!!
Hercules984 2 years ago
The taste is nothing like regular cola, it's definately very sweetener-ish.
But I like it!
as it should be.
TheGreatVax 2 years ago
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coke zero tastes ike arse in a bottle, its watery and has no after taste. id rather drink horse piss
12nightmare34 2 years ago
coke zero has chemicals in it that can tribute to cancer
krimsonstorm96 2 years ago
if they knew that? why they put it on the market?>.>;; you think it should bee banned by now?
LeonMeekis84 2 years ago
LOL at 0:45
Chonvay 2 years ago
Haha the coke light s a women commercial and zero for man, this shit make me piss in my pants:D
thomasster 2 years ago
=)) funny
traceurbailesti 2 years ago
Aside from that "healthy - unhelathy" bullshit...
That chick is freakin hot!
Mustang1204 2 years ago
Ah coca cola..my best friend<3
hamsterdr0ps 2 years ago
btw i did further research and it's acually 14,000 packets of splenda (The scienctits probably estimated because I doubt they went. 1.... 2.... 3.... lol)
at24seven 2 years ago
as it should be....but it's not
FlorinU21 2 years ago
I think the taste is about the same, but the bubbles are weird.
Anyway, I rather buy normal coca cola or something completely different (I used to drink a lot of cola, but I got sick of it)
peterfaj 2 years ago
yeah, it's like it has extra gas or sth
debbyhalpern 2 years ago
fuccccki ng ASPARTAM COLA !!!! :/ DRINK AND DIE
kickassoon 2 years ago
this is my favourite commercial of all time!
solitajre222 2 years ago
Lol at the unnecessary explosion
JPhantom95er 2 years ago
the guy made the right choice
cop2490 2 years ago
Coca-Cola Zero really sucks ( I know, because I spent my whole life drinking Coca-Cola).
Coca-Cola 4ever (just don't change it)
bosn1a 2 years ago 6
Yeah but im only drinking it now because it's got no sugar and the normal coke has 26.9g of sugar and that is wayyy to much.
xJenxBabyx 2 years ago
You right , I grew up in a fries shack, and I drunk cola since I could walk, and I'm a healthy guy so people don't have to whine about the sugar quantity. As long as you have exercise in stead of sitting in your chair watching the tv, people will be fine.
theharrierdude 2 years ago 2
right on! ppl say that all who drink "coke" is a fat guy with no life...
they are fag!
nice to find a guy who thinks the same as the smart ppl!=)
solitajre222 2 years ago
I wouldn't call them fag, they're just too manipulised by society to be as perfect as can be, wich includes losing weight, building muscle and getting a tan. Shame really.
theharrierdude 2 years ago
yep they are, they should kinda be ashamed rly...
solitajre222 2 years ago
Beacuse Zero Cola its Diet cola :D
pawel1818 2 years ago
coca cola zero is dangerous :S
Lizi309 2 years ago 2
Y ver muchos comerciales de coca-cola funde el cerebro
alfh22 2 years ago
Contains ASPARTAME,linked with brain tumours,multiple sclerosis,epilepsy,chronic fatigue syndrone to name but a few..Originally developed as a pesticide to kill weeds..It's a poison..Do some research..Still taste good ?
slartybardfast11 2 years ago 2
ASPARTAME is an ingredient of approximately 6,000 consumer foods and beverages sold worldwide....
coompu 2 years ago
coompu,6000 reasons to carefully select what poisons one ingests..Coca cola zero is advertised and conceived as a healthy choice.. Millions of dollars spent aiming the product at supposedly body conscious consumers who should be a little more aware of the risks...Please my friend,do not defend such an iniquitous company or pernicious product !
slartybardfast11 2 years ago
straight of wikipedia.lol.
do u know who writes wikipedia
krny07 2 years ago
yes, I know, everyone including myself
coompu 2 years ago
hell yeah!
Vardin 2 years ago
All those side affects occured in rats when they gave HUGE amounts of asparatame (like 4,000 packets per day) And since humans are about 10-50x the size of a rat mutiply by 10-50 to get the human equivlant. THATS HUGE! Having that much of anything will kill you. but If you have about 6 cups of coke zero a day nothing bad will happen (unless your allergic ot phenlyics) . Having 20 cups or coke or coke zero is bad for you.
at24seven 2 years ago
at24seven,Lab rats are used because they show the same resistance to toxins as humans despite the size difference..Do a little research and then the freedom of choice is yours..Perhaps one of 90 odd side-affects of aspatame is blind ignorance or defence of unscrupulous multi-national companies..Or are you simply getting kick-backs for the promotion at your minimum wage management position at 24-seven ? Happy tumours my friend .......
slartybardfast11 2 years ago
You misunderstand me. If a rat were to eat 1 hamburger that would be like a human eating 50 hamburgers. And in these studies rats were given 4000 aspartame packets which is huge. And since humans (50x the size of a rat) are larger it would be like 200000 aspartame packets. No one could probably even eat 500 splenda packets . All these odd side affects occur for people allergic to those who are allergic to phenylalanine.
at24seven 2 years ago
By the way freedom of choice is mine. I drink coke zero. People have freedom of choice to do several things (however wise or unwise) except for those against the law (i. e. certain drugs and crime). I'm wondering are you a university student? Because you do sound like one. Believe or not I'm 14 (and in high school ^_^)
at24seven 2 years ago
All those side affects occured in rats when they gave HUGE amounts of asparatame (like 4,000 packets per day) And since humans are about 10-50x the size of a rat mutiply by 10-50. THATS HUGE! Having that much of anything will kill you. but If you have about 6 cups of coke zero a day nothing bad will happen (unless your allergic ot phenlyics)
at24seven 2 years ago
What the hell is "PHENLYICS" ? you invented a new word ..
slartybardfast11 2 years ago
Sorry I misspelled it. It is phenylalanine. I have some sugar free mints infront of me (that are made with aspartame) and it says "Contains phenylalanine".
at24seven 2 years ago
at24seven,I understood your 50x size comparison perfectly but you must dig a little deeper for an educated counter argument..In lamens terms,a rat is "50x ?" more resistant to many poisons including radiation and toxins than humans..It is the perfect model for comparison in equal measures to harmful pharmaceutical products at the experimental stage..Sorry for the cheap dig in last reply but your defence of a known neurotoxin is fallacious....
slartybardfast11 2 years ago
Rat's aren't 50x the size of humans. Humans are 50 times hte size of rats (Well depending upon the gender age and body mass) . In these studies where rats were given 4000 packets of aspartame they had bad side affects, how ever, who could consume even 100 packets of splenda? In other studies where they gave rats a moderate amount of aspartame they didn't have any bad side affects. So the issue is how much aspartame someone has. Most peopel can't drink more then 4 cups of coke zero a day.
at24seven 2 years ago
oh it contains amino acid..woooo..lol
turalsndor 2 years ago
isn't protein made of amino acid?
at24seven 2 years ago
Coca cola zero much better than Diet Coke- But nothing can beat real coke ;)
Robotdrummerzzk 2 years ago 6
yes pepsi can bitch
gunnarbjarkihallgrim 2 years ago
@Robotdrummerzzk fatty
Moseslawgiver 1 year ago
@Moseslawgiver Ugly, spotty pedo living in your mothers basement, get outside and stop spending 20 hours a day picking arguments on youtube.
Robotdrummerzzk 1 year ago
zero taste!
pepsi > coca-cola
TehAlex2310 2 years ago
I hate pepsi, this pepsi zero commercial sucks
TheWildCommenter 2 years ago
Pepsi is the best WOO!! :D
DestWa 2 years ago
you know me!
theblackbull55 2 years ago
... awesome ... If you drink coca cola zero in the shops, you won't have to pay :)
rubedv 2 years ago
bellissimo!
SteIta83 2 years ago
these ads sucks...
Netrolf 2 years ago
i bet this commercial is directed from Robert Rodriguez
BigAudition 2 years ago 2
that's mary jane's boyfriend from spiderman
Omer698 2 years ago
because he is phycho!
MovieGuru45 2 years ago
hej lukas
wenhtenros 2 years ago
why does the market blew up???: )
oOShqiptarOo 2 years ago
Does it matter?
cavic4life 2 years ago
lol !!!
dillon193 2 years ago
who is dat gurl askin bout chocolate sauce and da whipped cream
Joakimbrian1 2 years ago 3
Super! Really cool video showing life as it should be indeed. :-)
uwedengler 2 years ago
haha i think he looks like the guy from twilight
itscoldinlondon 3 years ago
刺激
Dawasyna 3 years ago
lmao XD this commercial kicks ass
TheBigNext 3 years ago
this advert is so much bettern in engish then in german xD
but i think the german voice of the new girlfriend is more sexy xD
KaryKay08 3 years ago
whats the name of the guy ?
pls hurry :D
terrorstinkt 3 years ago 2
What is the name of the song?
eurobiljet 3 years ago
I don't like the drink, but I LOVE this commercial!
QFT
SageShadowbane 3 years ago 4