Revised 10 Funniest Movie Quotes

[tiguidou069]

hahahaha slap shot XD

[ImReadyD151]

I'M TRYING TO LISTENING TO THE FUCKING SONG!!

[PhillyChzStk2012]

blazing saddles is the shit!! ahah

[telecasterbear]

i saw one of these movies

[spamkingalpha]

It's just a flesh wound

[Kananmunakas]

what about ''tited to this fucking coatge'' line in the thing 1982

[charito0o0]

AWW I WANT TO SEE NUMBER 4 WHAT MOVIE IS IT??

[Bokyotheturnip]

@charito0o0 monty python and the quest for the holy grail

[elspiclatino]

dude excellent variety of movies usually people put the same movies on these lists good job bro!

[HouseInVisus]

In a row!?

[skibumwin]

what was 3 from?

[smegweevil]

@skibumwin

Slapshot

[SkyrimMitch]

Dazed and confused hahaha best movie

[alvids333]

@SkyrimMitch that comment and the fact that "Skyrim" is in your name makes you a hell of a guy

[SkyrimMitch]

@alvids333 sarcasm?

[SVB2002]

5 out 10 are cool. Animal House, Caddyshack, Blazing Saddles, Monty Python and Slap Shot were great, the other 5 were ok.

[LiLblkmikejackson]

ASPS! very dangerous. You go first

[PrimetimeD]

I'm listening to the fucking song!

[smilesmilesmilefrown]

SOME LIKE IT HOT! best film EVEERRRR

[cronochos]

the only one i laughed it was clerks

[willowzorro4]

i luv that movie 1:56

[puccini007]

The Hansons rock

[TrevorGuitarable]

how can we be expected to teach children how to read, if they cant even fit inside the building

[plebantyler]

AWW wheres jive talk from airplane?????

[TheBackHouse101]

''look you stupid bastard! you got no arms left!!!''

''yes i have''

''look!?!?!''

''it's just a flesh wound'' (: trooolll

[TheBump29]

MAKE IT 39 DICKS

[mandoe2010]

Make it 38 dicks

[advancewarsbest]

Some Like It Hot! Just Great! :D

[dylanp535353]

dam slapshot is such a funny ass movie lol

[LuckyBuckyNo7]

Ben Stiller is the worst actor/comedian in Hollywood. His movies are crap- only Dodgeball is remotely funny.

[lucask23]

7 of my all time favorite movies are in here. Awesome. Was hoping for some Dumb and Dumber

[mycatsnameistootsie]

girl: something like 36 guy: what?! "something like 36"? girl: lower your voice guy: wa-wa- wait what is that anyway?, "something like 36:" does that include me? girl: .... um... 37 guy: I'm 37?! girl: I'm going to class guy: ... god.... *says to stranger* 37 my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks! stranger: in a row? ROFL! hahahaha

[toobularbells]

@mycatsnameistootsie Yeah,we all just watched it.

The 3rd grade is gonna be MUCH FUCKING HARDER than the 4years you've spent in the 2nd grade.

[mycatsnameistootsie]

@toobularbells ... grow up

[MrCassack]

happy gilmore :D

[poops589]

i used to watch these movies, till i took an arrow to the knee

[LegalHeroin]

you could easily fill this entire list with quotes from dazed and confused

[xabii22alonsoo]

YOULL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT.

[lionhart619]

what happened to the best line ever. ''over macho grande?'' '' no, i'll never be over macho grande''.

[WaterFromMarch]

You just gotta love ben stiller! ;)

[DFOLegends]

IF YOU PLAN ON SHOPLIFTING LET US KNOW!

[scottieman2]

Blazing Saddles had better ones.

[danee6281]

not the best line from blazing saddles

[Malibuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu]

"well no body is perfect" HA-HA

[RiVa667]

37 DICKS!

[SAM13534]

excuse me while i whip this out XD

[jimmyface71]

That was pretty cool - thanks!

[ausdigaty]

0:55 in a row?

HA!

[AndyLaw1Freeforall]

8# just remind me of Phoenix Wrong

[zlimbacoj495]

"Get back here you yellow bastard!"

[shortylickens69]

Am pretty sure the top 10 quotes all came from Office Space, but this is good too.

[gjlamoria]

"what is this?! A city for anuts?!" haha zoolander

[benofblades15]

@gjlamoria A "centre" for ants.

[cloudmusic01]

Delta house!!

[HTprods]

None of them are anywhere near funny.

Where is 'He's not the messiah. He's a very naughty boy.'?

[CoHful]

animal house, yuhhh

[jshrewsbear]

#3 slap shot great movie

[PiPis85858569]

Number 8 (Clerks) is my favorite. That movie is rediculous

[centralviva]

off all the lines in Dazed and Confused you picked that?

[metallicaxxx420]

@centralviva nooooo kidding

[CobbsTV]

1:40 the lonely island - i threw it on the ground

[InfiniteAssassin]

Number 8 is the best :D

[callme861]

thank you for blazing saddles. funniest movie of all time!!!!!!

[AndrewDeLong]

Given the time period of the last quote there, that's a damn risky line. Damn funny too.

[MrSeeYouInTea]

"u eat pieces of s h i t for breakfast" is a way better happy gilmore line

[dbelyew]

even though most of these movies are my favorites, I don't agree with the list. Overall, the quotes just don't cut it.

[TheGreshh]

Its only a flesh wound

[Dreadlord67]

I seriously think a quote from Hot Rod deserves to be in this list:)

[SpringNicht8]

"Excuse me while I whip this out"

"AAAAHH!!!"

*pulls up a paper*

"Aah.."

OMG! EPIC XDD

[Legija0011]

and No1 so GAY !

[LeRinkRat]

SO many GREAT lines in BOTH Slap Shot AND Clerks

[Nym786]

literally none of these made me laugh.



[emmettlover11]

yay! some like it hot!

[Bzerong]

I'M INVINCIBLE!

You're a looney.

[johnnycabot]

Not bad.

My personal favorite from Happy Gilmore is:

"You're in big trouble, mister. I eat pieces of $#!^ like you for breakfast." "You eat pieces of $#!^?!?"

[jakeman52]

@johnnycabot You eat shit for breakfast? THATS SICK



[FriedChickenofDeath6]

"IN A ROW? o.O"

I laughed my fucking ass off!

[kissbug100]

I love some like it hot

[fredfungalspore]

boat driver looks like Reg Varney from on the buses ? Did he have a double ?

[JackDoogan72]

#1 is a classic

[hibadtom]

Excuse me? Why'll I whip this out

[TheGrungeGamer]

"Tis merely a flesh wound."

"I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" XD

Yeah, I am an extreme nerd for Monty Python...and Jedi references in Clerks.

[MixtursahProductions]

Number Four was the best. Numbers 4 and 1 were the only actually funny ones.

[kpoplin1970]

what was the name of the last movie?

[nrellis666]

@kpoplin1970 it was Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

[glebzy9]

@kpoplin1970 some like it hot

[blatantlyable]

the happy gilmore one had me dyin

[Cap285]

Hansons'! 

[rocafella115x]

WHAT IS THIS????? A VIDEO FOR ANTS!? ((SMASH)))

[tomboyangel78]

lol i loved the last one!

"I'm a man!"

"Nobody's perfect"

[Lachshmock]

"Hey try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!"

[ZiotheZero]

3:01 Thanks for riding Johnny Cab.The fair is 18 credits, please!

[wtfbbqhacks]

#8 was the only funny one. :/

[taise25]

2.14 WTF HAHAHAHA

[Silko3000]

Anchorman

[boforsho77]

" I'M LISTENING TO THE FUCKING SONG!!!!!!"

[GRNDSLMHTTR3]

@boforsho77 Yep, that's what the quote is.

[pianoplayeruk]

Blazing saddles will always be the best for me...

[DaveWreckingCrew]

Sounds more like most famous lines in comedy. I think some of the funniest movie quotes aren't all from comedies. But yes, these are quite memorable dialogs from memorable movies. Sorry for being a bitch of a critic. I'm just in one of those moods.

[SuperMandykins8D]

#4!! OMG! Freakin love that movie! You've got no arms left! Yes I have! xD haha

[indianajones703]

in a row?

[JoeLassister]

10000 quotes from Naked Gun could beat that #1. The sheriff quote was good though.

[ttmilbr]

Screw them, Zoolander's great. Gas fight!

[ManUtd4life096]

I laughed at #8 when the guy said "in a row?"

LOL

[kennedyfan21]

Is number 7 from Clerks?

[phil211293]

what about ferris bueler's day off: niiiiiiiiiiiiineeeeeeeeeee timessssssssss!

[sawatzky4]

number 2 excuse me while i whip this out lol

[yippitydodah]

@sawatzky4

flopppp!

[rexman92]

LMAO THE LAST ONE !!! LMAO!!!

[koyunbaba73]

Good #1

[heartbreakerjutsu]

IM LISTENIGN TO THE FUCKING SONG

ROTFLMAOATFS AT THAT FUNNY SHIT

[TubaDudeNick]

Perfect placement for Some Like it Hot. Awesome movie!

[dragonryder99]

3. and 2. were my favrote

[tiamta]

#1 - last line of the #1 ranked comedy of all times. one of the best movies/scenes/quotes evar

[ItchythaWookiee]

#1 is absolute right on.

[hockeybijuus]

"how bout i go eat some hay, i can make things out of clay, and lay by the bay, i just may, wadya say?" hahahahaha i love that movie!

[juliabakery2011]

Lol ...

''It's just a flesh wound'' *Kicks him in the butt*



[CitrusLily10]

YES I love the #1 movie lol

[alexloveschristiana]

@CitrusLily10 what is that movie called. I've seen it before and i can't remember the name.

[CitrusLily10]

@alexloveschristiana Its called "some like it hot"

[reyfan091900]

let me whip this out... LOL XD

[VerronaLin]

what's with the sound of water in the background?

[OneOfMyBadDays]

Clerks <3

[AndTheWailers]

#6 at 1:07 has made me laugh since i was little

[SoundblasterDevision]

number 8 is fucking hilarious: my girlfriend has sucked 37 dicks

- in a row?! BHAHAHAHA xD

[mikemilne]

Why nothing from Dr Strangelove? Good job with Slapshot, though.

[mikemilne]

Thanks for the Slapshot moment. but wqhy njothing from Dr Strangelove?

[XxXRaWrImAdInOXxX14]

There is not potc .

I shall not like it .

[Pimotruko]

Umm 1 Will Farrel movie pwns all of these

[Tonyklick]

this list is awesome! every single one of these movies are so freaking funny

[MrJeffuryca]

You took one of the least funny and forgettable lines from one of the top 10 most quoted funny movies of all time Caddyshack and then completely destroyed any shred of integrity you had left by including a clip from Zoolander. My advice to you is watch more movies before attempting this again. Maybe start with Superbad, Kung Pow-Enter the Fist and Naked Gun and end with, oh I don't know, Stripes, The Blues Brothers and Better Off Dead maybe. "Hey everybody, we're going to get LAID!"

[Salesman]

@MrJeffuryca I almost agreed with you until I read Superbad.

[MrJeffuryca]

@Salesman Hey, Mc Lovin was super sweet in that movie. And so were the cops. "I am sorry I blocked your cock." How could you possibly not like that? That is some funny shit. I can only guess you have forgotten what it was like to be in high school.

[iloveconoregan]

in a row?

[JaIVIiE]

not funny at all

[dayson112]

can someone tell me what movie is number 3?



[hoolahooop]

@dayson112 IN the description it says slapshot.... never seen it tho so not sure

[iPrestiges]

37? My girl friend sucked 37 dicks... in a row?

[MrJeffuryca]

@iPrestiges "Try not to suck any dicks on the way. Hey, you come back here!"

[katinaanimator]

I think the line "I get older, and they stay the same age" is a better line from Dazed and Confused.

[8forya8]

SOME LIKE IT HOT! My all time favorite movie!

[DiscardedSoul]

" In a row?"

[harvydent45]

MY GIRLFRIEND SUCKED 37 DICKS!!! i in a row lol

[evry1poops1]

@harvydent45 LMAO "in a row?" Thats awesome..as if it made a difference...Dont know y im replying to you but thats freaking awesome!!!

[omarvgaga]

LOL KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! It's supposed to be Kids who Can't read WELL!!! LMFAO

[bshararezik]

What the F man?!

[xabii22alonsoo]

YOULLGETNOTHINGANDLIKEIT

[daraghorban]

the guy in #8 was buying huggies LOLZ

[ummmdudewtf]

PRESS 5 and 7 lol

[PARTICLEZXz]

37 dicks

[YouCanCallMeCharlz]

@PARTICLEZXz In a row?

[sonicedhoedown1]

#4 isnt exactly a quote but its definitely best movie ever I can tell you that

[chevypillow247]

Shut the fuck up Donny!(big lebowski) Time to nut up or shut up.(zombieland) You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog!(billy madison) Thank you...i'm FINE!(young frankenstien) What happens in vegas stays in vegas, except for herpes; that shit'll come back with you.(the hangover) Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the fuckin' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?(beverly hills cop) ahhh shit!(the goonies)

[madworld109]

"Let me just whip this out"

[TheBloodyBassist]

"MY GIRLFRIEND SUCKED 37 DICKS!"

"in a row?"

LMFAO!

[ErwinTrex]

These don´t even make the top 100.000.000 funniest movie quotes. Cause there ain´t such a list.

[h4iy4ku]

"ITS OVER 9000!!!!!" should b in this

[SuckDemBalls]

#9 was stupid wtf was that. #7 was stupid too but #9 was terrible. The rest were hilarious lol

[GP1940]

@SuckDemBalls Maybe he didnt pick the best from animal house or caddyshack but those are BY FAR the two best movies featured there. Airplanes funny but AH and CS shit all over anything else

[telam92]

@GP1940 intereting username

[wbrutus22]

"in a row?" hahah

[xGBxBooZeRx]

slapshot is the best

[codallday333]

these blow!!

[jzweig1]

i feel caddy shack had much better quotes

[003shivani]

Iam the 601st person to click the like button. Nice list :)

[Hamuit]

you kool man ....like how ??? OooOOO K .....hahaha

[leelomoe]

lol @ the movie slapshot, think they were called the hanson brothers. paul newman was in the movie.

[mikeyboy082]

@leelomoe thanks for the update

[KKSz001]

hahahaha lol gotta lov happy gilmore

[Elwrestler09]

"in a row?!"

[joshjhutton]

FAIL

[getbackersfan35]

could somone tell me what movie the hockey scene is from?

[kas1262]

@getbackersfan35 Slapstick. It's in the description :)

[CHRISIDDON17]

@getbackersfan35 slapshot

[bestinsigns]

SLAPSTICK Rocks! Anything MEL BROOKS!, too!



[sml2727]

These a really bad, except #2

[fmscribs]

Zoolander.....really ? You couldn't think of anything better than that ?

I could give you a dozen "one liners'' from "Airplane".