Comedy Court - Contempt of Court

[Frankie1410]

This really needs more views la.

[ntanla]

memang banyak lawak pasal lawyer..hahaha

[aloysiusyong]

meaning-kemeaningan... walau bagaimanapun , saya akan carry on kan.. =D

[mpsivaji]

i never tot their joke wil be tis funny..tis guys r rely 1 of a kind n 1 of d best so far..Saya punya Tuhan!! evrytime i hear tis i wil laugh..lol

[kunaunnie]

Saya punya tuhan.. dei. lawak sunggoh! XD

[EgoNamahaNemoRex]

looks like a common law court... counsel is speaking a strange language, though.

[bhagwan84]

Correct Correct Corect!!!!

[tenpogenshui]

Hahahahahahhah...berair biji mata aku tengok....memang lawak dia orang neh!!!

[Yogez21]

Dia punya mulut manya bushuk...!!!

[tengkuberis]

walau bagaimanapun yg arif sy akn carry onkan...hahahaha

[sirsalmanrushdie]

Teman Pundekmaan Saya (Teman Budiman Saya - My Learned Friend)

[Roobs67]

saya punya tuhan......

[dinesh2002]

@Roobs67 hahahhahaha.... thats classic! My Lord = Saya Punya Tuhan... hahaha

[Vosloff]

Jamban...........

[radicalteh]

where can i get the original full length video. it's worth buying.

[jcyprianus]

I say these is one damm funny stuff!

[xega]

Sorry it has been a while since I revisited this vid. It is still darn funny..

-Mikebe41- here is the full transcript and the translation. I tried my best, since this joke involved multiple language/dialect the translations may not give you the full impact of the comedy in text..Anyway here you go:

[p/s: if there are any translation error please do let me know..cos I know as a human I may not be perfect :) ]

[xega]

Court : Court Banguunnn!!!

[Court Rise~!!]

Judge : Anda boleh mula Encik Loganathan..

[You can proceed Mr. Loganathan]

Loganathan : Yang Ariff..

[The wise one (referring to the judge) also can mean 'My lord']

[xega]

Saya mahu buat ini permohonan untuk cakap dalam bahasa English yang ariff..

[I want to make an application to conduct this proceeding in English My Lord]

Judge : Cuba jalankan kes kamu dalam Bahasa Malaysia dulu!

[Please try to proceed using the Malay (Malaysia's National Language) language first!]

[xega]

Loganathan : Err..baik yang arif..

[Errr, OK my Lord.]

Saya si Loganathan bagi pihak pemohon dan ini teman pundeyman saya..

[I by the name of Loganation who is representing the applicant/prosecution and together with my fellow pundeyman ..- actually the word pundey/pundek is vulgar slang for Vagina (in Tamil language), in this context pundeyman (pussy person) is a pun intended on the word Budiman [meaning counterpart/respectful colleague, etc..]

[xega]

Duraisingham : Saya..saya..Saya punya tuhan.

[My..My..My GOD (as Lord also means GOD, the word Tuhan (GOD) is used instead,

meant to mock improper interpretation]

Apa macam dia kata sama saya pundaman..??

[How can he say that I'm pundaman]

Loganathan : Mana saya ada cakap!!

[When did I say that?!?!]

Duraisingham : Dia cakap saya pundaman..

[He said that I'm pundaman..]

[xega]

Ini si Loganathan, dia dia punya mulut manyak busuk saya kata..

[This Loganation, his is mouth is very smelly I say - here instead of 'foul mouthed' they mock using the word 'smelly mouthed']

Dia tadak kasi sama saya, apa mahu saya katakan..

[He didn't give me..what you say..]

Hah! dia tarak kasi sama saya.. 'Firstly nasi dan courtesy kanasi'..

[He didn't give me "First Rice then Courtesy Sarcasm"

(I think here Durai is trying imply that Loga didn't give him due respect)]

[xega]

Loganathan : Yang arif, mana saya tidak memprofessionalkan mencourtesynakasikan..tanya dia jaga sikit..

[My Lord, when was I not professional in giving courtesy sarcasm?]

Saya cakap teman Budiman..

[I said Budiman]

Kerana Encik Duraisingham tak tahu apakah dia meaning-kemeaningan..

[Because Mr Duraishingham don't know what is the meanings (here they are mixing some Englishified Malay syntax - such words don't exist in the Malay language NOR in English]

[xega]

Tolong cakap ini Duraisingham untuk memdictionarykan apakah dia meaning-meaning ayat..

[Please request this Duraishingham to Dictionarize the meanings of the word]

Jangan menshoutkan sebiji seorang Idiotdinasikan..

[and ask him not to shout as an Idiotized one]

Walaubagaimanapun yang arif, saya akan carry-on tuan..

[Anyway my Lord, I'll carry on sir - again usage of mixed Malay and English ]

[xega]

Yang ariff, ini.. Yang arif adalah satu.. 'How the hell do you say..bring a motion?'

[My Lord, this...My Lord, this is a.. 'How the hell do you say..bring a motion?']

Ini adalah satu Jamban..yang ..err.. Ini Jamban ..'Bring a motion' my Lord..

[This is a toilet..err..this toilet is "Bring a motion" my Lord -this is making fun of the word motion (as in 'Pass Motion') hence making a 'Bring a motion' to toilet interpretation-]

[xega]

Duraisingham : Saya punya Tuhan

[My GOD (My Lord)]

Dia cakap, saya itu itu punya jam saya tada cakap itu Bahasa Melayu..

[Just now he mentioned that I'm not good in the Malay language]

Tapi tengok saya punya saya punya pasal, dia saya ingat dia yang tak tahu cakap ini Bahasa Melayu..

[But look now, because of me he is the one who cannot speak this Malay language (proper)..]

[xega]

Loganathan : Kalau tahu apa ..??

[If so~??]

Duraisingham : Saya cakap sama ini lu..lu kata pigi Jamban.. Itu tada butul, perkataan yang patut ialah 'Pigi Tandas!'

[I'm telling you..that you said 'Go Toilet'..that is incorrect..the right word should be 'Go Toilet'! (Tandas is another reference of toilet - as is Jamban)]

[xega]

Loganathan : My Lord..Pigi tandas!!!

[My Lord - Pigi tandas - as if he thinks that tandas is the wrong word to use]

Judge : Gentleman, gentlemen, before the court interpreted 'Die of Shock' or before I have to hold you for contempt of the National Language.. Please do us all a favour and continue in English...!!

Duraisingham : Very Good Judgement my Lord!

- JaG

[markrulz37]

hahaha..saya punya tuhan..pundek-man!!!!.hahaah priceless

[juliusmoo]

very good judgement, wahhahahah!!!

[mahaguru58]

Best Malaysian Reality Comedy! These guys deserve a Melaka Datukship! Har! Har! Har! Har!

[jueniza]

Just checkd the older comments and someone was kind enough to provide the transcript (Thanks xega!). With all that laughter it would have been easy to miss some of the deliciously funny parts :-)

[jueniza]

This is seriously funny but couldnt hear some of the words because of all the loud laughter! HELP! Can comedy court provide the transcript like you did in some of your videos? PLEASE!

[mikebe41]

can you help me out, would love to understand whatthey are saying, I looked for transcript, could not find

[diza505]

i just went to show last nite..

so thrillr

[rashanth316]

hilarious

[MonkeyReally]

I like this comedy, very good malaysian comedy.

[mikebe41]

it appears to be funny. but I just dont get it, are they speaking in a forign language, and mocking each other/ Can someone please give me the jest of whats going on, so I too, can laugh :)

[goldsmith000]

Well, I'm assuming you're not a Malaysian. You've got to understand Malay in order to grasp the jokes.

[Indiebanana]

its in malay

[GnapV]

I just had surgery. And my healed wound nearly split open watching this. Really funny!

You guys bring pride / quality to local comedy. More please!

[tranxking]

meng"idiot"kan... haha.....realy u guys are damn gud lar....

[lanc3fight4freedom]

It is making fun of BM,

hahahahaha

Go comedy court!!

[theocracy80]

i watched this a million times.. it still never fails to keep me laughing till my tears come out.. seriously, simple the best stuff ever ~!

[carvinkavrol]

saya punya tuhan..hahaha...

dictionarykasikan..hahaha..

gud job guys...!!

[graflicknet]

haha..ini teman pundehman saya..haha,,damn cun la weh!!

[cpgrafix]

saya punya tuhan hahahahahaa.... damn funny laa this guys

[unkakeem]

"dia punya mulut sangat busuk!"

hahahaha

[dinesh2002]

no la... he said "dia punya mulut Manyak busuk"

looooooolllllllll.... what a bahasa to be used in court!!!

[unkakeem]

hahaha.. maybe i mis-heard it.. giler best weiii!!~

[skyflyergtr34]

lol!! haha 'dan ini teman pundekman'!

[counterstrikeforces]

best comedy in malaysia.

[Nightlightknight]

Anyone get the nasi bit? Whassat mean?

[dinesh2002]

"Saya Punya Tuhan" for My Lord???? lloooooooooolllllllllllll!!!!!­!!

[unkakeem]

Saya punya Tuhan = OMG

hahahahahaha..

[Nightlightknight]

I understand most of it but what is punderman? and that bit about the nasi? I take it means something rise right? thanks

[dcool70]

punderman.. a spoof of Pundek or SOB

[dekpun]

it's budiman actually....that mentioned in a vulgar way

[alfablack57]

Hahah... this is funny.. hahhaha.. best bangat. Lawak selamba

[ojaija]

lol....xthn dh nk gelakkkkk

[AlveenaV]

HAHAHA. omg, when he says jamban for motion. HAHAHA.

[AlveenaV]

HAHAHA. omg, when he says jamban for motion. HAHAHA.

[takeshi75]

saya punya tuhan.....lol

[foxer89]

at 1.11 "mana saye ade cakap?" hahahha...look at his fucking accent and gesture omg...

[satyan110]

Dia punya mulut sangat busuk!!! LOL!!! i dun laugh easy but these guys juz break the barrier!!!

[matspeedmanjung]

"meaning kemeanian kn" wakakakaka!!!! rawx!!!

[kranbery]

lol.. teman pundaman saya..

[kdu06]

ini teman pundaman saya!!..hahahahhaa

[nton86]

this guys are aweSOME!!

[AntonMingles]

great performance

[777Revendell777]

lolz

[terryisdafox]

ohh man, i wish i could go watch ur shows but the tickets are freaking expensive..u guys rock!!

[tramadol24]

what is means this word kandarawoli. tell me please.

[zaraki21]

hahah gile klaka dow!

[hilmi2ilmih]

been watching this 20 times now.. and am still laughing!! :D

[jassonluke]

this guys are very good. this is comedy the best so for from malaysian.

[vinzctan]

dinasikan? is it rising?

[xega]

Judge

-----

Gentleman, gentlemen, before the court interpreted 'Die from Shock' or

before I have to hold you for contempt of the National Language..

Please do us all a favour and continue in English...!!

Duraisingham

------------

Very Good Judgement my Lord!

[xega]

Loganathan

----------

Kalau tahu apa ..??

Duraisingham

------------

Saya cakap sama ini lu..lu kata pigi Jamban..

Itu tada butul, perkataan yang patut ialah 'Pigi Tandas!'

Loganathan

----------

My Lord..Pigi tandas!!!

[xega]

Yang ariff, ini..

Yang arif adalah satu..

'How the hell do you say..?'

Ini adalah satu Jamban..yang ..err..

Ini Jamban ..'Bring a motion' tuan..

Duraisingham

------------

Saya punya Tuhan (My Lord)

Dia cakap, saya itu itu punya jam saya tada cakap itu Bahasa Melayu..

Tapi tengok saya punya saya punya pasal, dia saya ingat dia yang tak tahu cakap ini Bahasa Melayu..

[xega]

Loganathan

----------

Yang arif, mana saya tidak memprofessionalkan mencourtesy-kanasikan..sikim..

Saya cakap teman Budiman..

Kerana Encik Duraisingham tak tahu apakah dia meaning-kemeaningan..

Tolong cakap ini Duraisingham untuk memdictionarykan apakah dia meaning-meaning ayat..

Jangan menshoutkan sebiji seorang Idiot dinasikan..

Walaubagaimanapun yang arif, saya akan carry-on tuan..

[mikebe41]

you need to translate this stuff man!! :)

[xega]

@mikebe41 - Done. Please refer to my latest comments.

- JaG

[mikebe41]

xega..Thank you man..I know it took some time to do this, I am sure others will appreciate your kind response as well :)

[xega]

Loganathan

----------

Mana saya ada cakap!!

Duraisingham

------------

Dia cakap saya pundaman..

Ini si Loganathan, dia dia punya mulut manyak busuk..

Dia tadak kasi sama saya, apa mahu kata saya perkatakan.. Hah! dia tarak kasi sama saya..

'Firstly nasi dan courtesy kanasi'..

[xega]

Judge ----- Cuba jalankan kes kamu dalam Bahasa Malaysia dulu! Loganathan ---------- Err..baik yang arif.. Saya si Loganathan bagi pihak pemohon dan ini teman pundeyman saya.. Duraisingham ------------ Saya..saya..Saya punya tuhan (My Lord) Apa macam dia kata sama saya pundaman..??

[xega]

Transcript (for those who can't quite understand :)) ----> Court ----- Court Banguunnn!!! Judge ------ Anda boleh mula Encik Loganathan.. Loganathan ---------- Yang Bertinggi (Your Highness).. Saya mahu buat ini permohonan untuk cakap dalam bahasa English.. yang ariff..

[kentona90]

very Funny!!!Keep up tHe good wOrds!!!

[yloon26]

wow... salute tis video wei...

laugh till my tears all out..

lolz, imoa

[nalibak]

saya punya tuhan...jamban...

[joepodolski]

dude...are they both are lawyers???hahahaha...great stuff

[rotenpoet]

Hilarious stuff... Only pros can pull off being intellectualy silly and ridiculously clever at the same time! MORE PLEASE... I'm addicted.

[goldguy2]

I saw this show 3 times. Had a very good laugh all 3 times until tears flowed

[JUZKILL]

so damn funny they should be elected hahahhahaha

[WinterWhore]

Lol. Lawyer Buruk. I think u can actaully find more jobless lawyers nowadays than jobless illegal immigrants.

[mrpundek79]

mahhhhhhh....pundeman.........­....hahahahahahahhah....LOL

[parakitos]

HHAHAHAHAHAHA!

my lord - saya punya tuhan!

LOL!!!!!!!!!! omggg...

[sandrayin]

teman what?

[dnyphntom]

ini teman WHAT saya ?

[bluetaxi01]

kanasia??.... got any more video kar? haha.. good one.

[newcomer9747]

is this real?

[aligas87]

God!! 'Saya Punya Tuhan!' hahahahaha

[irwandynd]

This video is not for the Malays I guess. It's for those who are Malaysian but cannot speak Bahasa Malaysia properly.

And yes, DBP sucks big time.

[ronarts2005]

this is the best!! Budiman = Pundeman :) LOL!! but couldn't quite get what they meant by the "firstly nasi dan courtesy kenasi" and "idiot dinasikan".. 1000% funny! dudes u make me cry lah!

[tehberlagakgiler]

good for malay especially DBP lesson..event im a malay..

[playermmc]

lol

[thalae]

hahahaha, i amos cried my ass out man, dis stuff here, it rulez baby..

[kimikimz]

haha!!

[dasmesh]

i keep watching these video..never never grows old...best video i think i`ve seen...i have seem them live loads of time...best comedians ever u guys..

[justice2388]

haha nice

[raptorclans]

lol good one :D

[Akandos]

i really loff my ass off...

[mcanj248]

Too Funny

[xsuba79x]

best Malay lesson ever..