Ricky Gervais: Fame - Public Toilets

[TheFubbick]

Read somewhere that Benjamin Franklin was involved in the creation of the gloryhole. Dunno if that's true, though...

[MrBossdog13]

7:19 foster's with the pinky up, MA BOIII!!

[Undashinq]

anyone, whats the whole programme called?

[ArmyPig007]

Ummmmm, Jamie?

[sebekdude111]

Utorak007 sent me :)

[thefallen1616]

@sebekdude111 thats not a badge of honor you know

[RottenSpaplem]

"YES IT IS!"

[SmokeDef007]

I feel like Ricky is trying to sell me time share lol

[TheGreatDeciever55]

@salmonmcmannis unfortunetely that subject is double edged---because as dangerous as it is to think the state should control the right to give birth-- you have to recognize the fact thousands of women needlessly dabilitate their children----in other words it is dangerous to actually implement----but the sentimentality is (atleast i think) righteous....as he's only expressing the fact that innocent children who rely involentarily on a single women should have the right to a healthy maturation

[555sourcherry]

@TheGreatDeciever55 there were a lot of words in that paragraph, 70 percent of which i didn't understand

[ChainsawVsGod]

@TheGreatDeciever55

I also enjoy reading thesauruses.

[MrAqeelafshari]

His voice.. it's so highpitched at times.

[kevycanavan]

I miss fat Ricky

[turbosvenska]

@kevycanavan As do i :(.

[iloveneytiri]

The Queen being the most recognisable person is like Bieber having the most views on Youtube. Lots of cretins out there...

[therealplease]

Alright where's Pilkington ?

[les12345678910]

he must enjoy drinking that can of Fost-uriners

[Hellcatpiledriver]

Oh, flashback; holding the door with one hand and hanging on the toilet (didn't want to sit on the dirty seat)... :/

[jwb4291]

I would barf if i sucked off my dad....

never again...

[000MaLuCo000]

666 coments, mine breaks by the 667

[Operamanjrj]

Oh god I love Ricky haha

[dumbglasses]

This is excellent toilet humor.

[AntonioSaucedo22]

cravatte-wearing pisser. classic.

[Jasey2007]

i love sucking cocks through the glory hole, most of the guys are straight and just want a quickie cos they aint getting none from the GF whos waiting outside... so hot. also love spying on guys cocks as they piss

[Nemogudasesetim]

@Jasey2007 Now that's a hobby!:))

[wasianwigger]

@Jasey2007 WTF

[JustAboutCrazy]

"All the colgate in the world couldn't get rid of that" haha!

[TwoStupidGirlsYT]

He's funny but when i saw his name in lights i thought of bo burnhams song 'art is dead'. Anyone else?

[laurence265]

lift the plates up and pee down the sink hole lol nasty

[MultiLiam5]

It was his dad!!

[reoxthen]

I love how Transcribe Audio feature is so desperate against English accent.

[Bonussful]

I just love this scene Speciall at 4.00!! haha

[0NodMan0]

"Imma build my own toilet one day..."

[bouchayz]

"All the colgate in the world would never get rid of that"

Priceless.

[rachaelmariegizmo]

his dad!? fuck off

[Mrhappyteddybear]

he is one of the only funny people on earth

[1nsultTo1njury]

@Mrhappyteddybear You must be one of the most miserable people on earth.

[Carodacat]

4:24 Cemetery Junction

[MrPutrifyingEagor]

I cannot believe people think this man is a comedian!! I really really am convinced he is crap after watching him lots! I have tried people but there is far,far better out there!

[nejihyuga901]

@MrPutrifyingEagor

If you don't like it, don't discuss it.

[Keytaster]

This is sooo true. Frankly, two years ago I went from my hometown in Germany to London to live there for half a year; in that time I found literally ONE loo that wasn't disgusting. (It was in a PizzaHut near Russel Square.) All others were appalling, really filthy and dirty... it was schocking for me to see that in a beautiful country like England this happens... uargh....

[MCFCRuss]

sucked him off, went outside n it was his dad lol

[CiviliNation4]

i thought Ricky Gervais was a comedy god...............until i saw this

so ill just call say he is a comedy great :-)

[LucifersSweetAngel]

I swear I thought he said his dad was in labor all his life.

[monkeysarenotfunnyaz]

@LucifersSweetAngel A laborer as in a worker. Looool.

[LucifersSweetAngel]

@monkeysarenotfunnyaz

Lol,I know.

[SOCESFREAKS]

@LucifersSweetAngel wat did he actually say?

[prazzomoto]

@SOCESFREAKS he was a labourer all his life.

[WhiteRaiden2014]

next time I use a public toilet I'm bringing scissors

[maxhui]

@WhiteRaiden2014 bring your pet, save your pet food money...

[WhiteRaiden2014]

@maxhui I think the scissors will work better haha snip snip >:)

[wimscheers]

@WhiteRaiden2014

"next time I use a public toilet I'm bringing scissors " Don't bring scissors, bring a lengthy needle, jam it trough and get him stuck. Then take out the lighter.

[WhiteRaiden2014]

@wimscheers good idea 

[ukgreaterlondon]

THIS IS NO COMEDY .

THIS IS REAL LIFE .

STOP LAUGHING YOU HOMOSEXUAL TRAMPS LIVING ON THE STREETS FOR A LIVING .

[Basder920]

I'm reading the large letters in the back and I keep thinking about Ricky Ficarelli

[BlogBitch]

Nice product placement with the beer. How much did he get for that?

[fantomcreep]

Good stuff guy.

[xxoMIKoxx]

never mind. i'd only seen half of the vid when i made the previous comment. lol

[xxoMIKoxx]

OMG i know exactly how he feels. i hate using public washrooms... no matter where it is they're always dirty.

now i am a fan of ricky gervais... i always thought he was funny but i'd only seen him make fun of other people... it was still funny but sometimes awkward and a little mean.

[polychromia]

Who said toilet humor couldn't be classy.

[bollocks2who]

@polychromia Technically, everything sounds classy and better with a british accent!

[TheGoldenNostril]

Lmao Ricky is damn good

[chibigrunt]

The punchline at around 5:20 Ooohhhh~

[Mankind081]

Who is Duncan Valentyne?

[aradioactivedonut]

he didn't tell the one about him peeing on Jane when he got really drunk.

[ACULimoncelli10]

My sister told me about a bar she went to where there was a DJ in the Bathroom shouting "dance while you piss!"

[Willsterdude3000]

The part about the locks on the toilet door being missing is so true!

[druzbar]

One of my biggest pet peeves is when people read the comments before watching the video then complain about the comments ruining the video for them :-DDDD

[paintballer779]

press 6

[antsdapants]

Press 9.....

[AdamRyanKirkwood]

I am pretty sure David Beasley is Karl Pilkington

[westbury3553]

@sleepyb39  Cunt

[Orangemongoose1]

England is such an advanced and sophisticated country, why the fuck do they have some old hag walk around and wave to people and use her own private toilets? And why do they have big, elaborate weddings for their children paid by taxpayers? It's all quite weird to be honest.

[KingDiamondHead]

@Orangemongoose1

The Royal Family actually bring in money for the country.

[Oppetsismiimsitsitc]

@KingDiamondHead Dunno, I didn't give two shits about the royals nor their oversized house when I visited the UK.

[DudeSpectre]

@Orangemongoose1

Uh, this happened several decades ago and since then most people in Britain have cottoned on to the fact that the monarchy is an out dated bag of wank.

[EshnehGaming]

@Orangemongoose1

She's the head of state and is a symbol of Britain, she also passes laws. I don't know where this stigma that the Royal Family does nothing comes from. Other top tier countries have Royals, like Germany, Belgium ect.

[Moraie]

@EshnehGaming I'm from Belgium and it goes for out royal family: they do absolutely nothing but spending our tax money. Maybe its diff in Brittain but a lot of Belgiums would like to see the royal family go, and you know, get a job like everyone else

[MultiBibi32]

@Moraie I'm from Belgium to and I totaly agree with you!!!!

[TriQart]

@Moraie Agreed

[BCskate1995]

@Orangemongoose1 everything is correct except for the advanced part the don't have as many luxuries as other leading countries

[ashamedz]

Anyone who does a show with their name in massive letter behind them something something something something

[Presidentanus]

I support poop, elect me as president.

[jroo25]

73 people didnt like watching their wife get fucked

[debirdmandeluxe]

@groombridge1618 u said u would love to see a cock coming through a gloryhole lol!!!!

[dynomyck8]

HIS DAD!! OMG THAT IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING EVER!

[homeofbrokendreams]

British humor is funny shit.

[groombridge1618]

I would love see a cock coming from a glory hole, believe me, there's no greatest pleasure than broke a man's dick with a strong kick and broke it in half, while you hear him scream of severe pain and laugh your ass of knowing that he will never fuck another woman in his life because he is stupid enough to stick his dick in a hole on the wall; if someone believe that put the his dick in a hole on the wall is a good idea he shouldn't procreate, yep, i'd do it for the humanity and that shit...

[giannafcb56]

i usually read the comments when the video gets stuck

[MERMAIDSEIRA6]

70 people didn't take the dishes out of the sink first XD

[Thefreeloader45]

wait, how can your father be gay?

[FatalKnight]

I have no idea what the queen looks like

[Epionea]

@FatalKnight You have a poor world view then.

[FatalKnight]

@Epionea Why should I concern my self with a puppet figure? It makes no difference if I can recognize the queens face or not. To say that I have a poor world view because I can't is a hasty and unjustified conclusion.

[Mynameisnotooo]

@FatalKnight Wrinkles and liver spots.

[Soundgarden8497]

@FatalKnight she looks like a cunt

[mlawren7]

@FatalKnight That's because ur a yank tho, innit? FYI, she looks a bit like George W in drag, except with a nicer nose.

[thefightingclub1]

@FatalKnight ........

[RyanAussie09]

@FatalKnight because your an ignorant fuckwit with a retard brain

[FatalKnight]

@RyanAussie09 haha, why should I concern myself the face of a puppet figure?

[FatalKnight]

@RyanAussie09 *with

[TheLololwut]

@RyanAussie09 Someone's a butthurt elitist who thinks his country is better than any other.

[jackonmsn]

@FatalKnight where are you from that you havent seen the queen of england ?

[Bearsca]

@jackonmsn he could have seen her, but not knowing it was her or remembering how she looks, or both

[jackonmsn]

@Bearsca she's probably the top 5 most recognisable people in the world though, and i'm not british or anything

[FatalKnight]

@jackonmsn I'm from the United States and most people I talk to have no idea what queen looks like, only that she is old. I know what the prime minister David Cameron looks like but if you showed me a picture of the queen without her crown I would not know that is her.

[jackonmsn]

@FatalKnight america's education system has a lot to answer for, its famously ethnocentric. americans dont seem to ever know anything about the rest of the world. and they seem to think that america is the best country in the world

[eqsmooth]

The glory hole story about the dad was a bit much. Dirtier than Louis CK. I almost threw up in my mouth.

[Andrew36597]

@progressiverockfan08 you should already know the joke, after all you were the man who sucked off his dad in a public toilet

[jimmyPain2121]

"generic mindless quote from the video that somehow gets a lot of thumbs up"

[nikkilenott]

68 people's socks are soaked with piss

[TheJay9002]

Jesus christ didn' see that one coming

[JohnSegway]

65 people unknowingly sucked off their dads

[AlexGRFan97]

Fuckin brilliant.

[KrissyMaher415]

64 people really, hes a comedian he makes jokes get over it and dislike something that actually offends people!!

sorry bout the spelling, defiantly one of my favorite comedians after Russell Kane <3

[ileyou]

why would people dislike this??

[progressiverockfan08]

One of my biggest pet peeves is when people put the punchline to a joke in the comment box; it makes me anticipate the punchline for the entire video and ruins the joke. Can we please use the comment box when we actually have somehting original to say?

[yeekers]

@progressiverockfan08 try to teach yourself not to immediately look there

[cptcurly]

@progressiverockfan08 what kind of idiot reads the comments BEFORE watching the video?

[MetalVykinG]

@cptcurly Apparently, progressiverockfan08 and me xD

[spaik007]

@progressiverockfan08 inch of piss

[MrFlibble2011]

@progressiverockfan08 buy the fucking dvd then, asshat

[ThreeCrowns]

@progressiverockfan08 haha, this would be the top rated comment for a gervais vid, he tends to draw out a more intelligent crowd ;)

[TheGrinder9]

@progressiverockfan08 , maybe dont read the comments until after you have watched the video, just an idea.

[xXShizzieXx]

@progressiverockfan08 Don't read the comments before you watch the video? Problem SOLVED! ;D

[JackalDude15]

@progressiverockfan08 dont read the comments until you watched the video....what most normal people do.

[candycakkkes]

@progressiverockfan08 don't read the comments then genius.

[Moraie]

@progressiverockfan08 the usual way to go is, first watch the video, then read the comments => no spoilers anymore :)

[anessone]

@progressiverockfan08 heard your comment before gtfo jk

[uname22]

@progressiverockfan08 SPOILER ALERT!

[paulwritesfights]

@progressiverockfan08 i use to hate that too, then i started watching the video first. its actually kinda universal ex. enjoying a movie more when u hear fuck all about it before hand.

[TheKab112]

@progressiverockfan08 Yeah, becaue your comment is soo original! Pff

[DeathnoteBB]

@progressiverockfan08 yeah, but it also helps to just ignore the comments and enjoy the video

[BlckSbthMan]

Hahahahahahhahaha

[zaazi123]

i hate it when i have to keep the door shut with your hand while you're on a public toilet

[GirLInSecondLife]

With all the tiny cams today - she probably waits til she gets home. Would you want to be on some third world hidden toilet cam if you were Queen?

[superstevedave]

It was his Dad!!

[sheridan1o1]

who the fuck nicks the locks "im gona make my own toilet one day"

[Gedeongedza]

why the hell is there a band debate on a comedy=night out video!? O.O

[rockero1590]

haha not all colgate in the world can elimanate that hahahahaha

[fusc88]

way to ruin the video guy

[meddows12345]

"I'm gonna build me own toilet one day"

"Mate, did you come in with that toilet seat?"

[ziltoid1014]

lol, why would we rate? this isn't original content

[goatkiller68]

@ziltoid1014 go cry about it

[adam8xz1]

he didnt tell the part where he pissed on his girlfriend

[xsurfnturfx]

There are some great American bands, but the British bands are without a doubt the best. What bands do we have that could compete with the likes of Led Zeppelin, The Who, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Jimi Hendrix Experience, Cream, Queen and so many others?

[MsSpider26]

@xsurfnturfx jimmy hendrix was american .maybe his bandmates were british.

[xsurfnturfx]

@MsSpider26 The Jimi Hendrix Experience was formed in London in October 1966.

[me1we1]

Queen n shit.....funny

[whiteguy2369]

im with ya on this one i like the home field advantage

[pyramidheadkitten9]

americans have the best military, germans have the best musicians, italians have the best food, and british have the best comedians.

[2jacd]

@pyramidheadkitten9 and best bands

[troophel]

@2jacd It was about americans, right? Obviously.

[2jacd]

@troophel no... the brits have the best bands...

[troophel]

@2jacd I'm sure you meant americans. Just sure. ;)

[2jacd]

@troophel i'm afraid your wrong; The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, The Clash, The Sex pistols, the who, oasis, the libertines, the arctic monkeys, name one period post 1950's and british music would dominate it ;)

on the other hand, you guys have what; foo fighters (good not the best though), the strokes (ill give you that i love them) then what... Miley cyrus, justin beiber (ew)

[troophel]

@2jacd Honestly I'm Polish, just keen on blues, southern rock etc. ;) And just kidding - it's pointless to juxtapose like that, as you said - both countries had/have their period of domination. But! Since you listed your favs... Ray Charles, Hendrix, Allman Brothers Band, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Janis Joplin, Ramones, and the whole 90's period - Metallica, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Guns N' Roses... Okay, stop fooling around - we just love music played on instruments, not autotune, period. :) Cheers

[neilwilson557]

@2jacd love every band you just named, both countrys have great bands british and american

[RAZORPREADATOR]

59 people were sucked off by thier sons

[tishtosh]

At first I was like :D

"Oh I saw Toby..."

Then I was like :(

I'm Toby :(

[JessieNapleton]

No chavs in Aus drink VB or 4X. Noone drinks fosters except tourists.

[cammyutube]

i can safely say none of us ever drink Fosters!

[toyes2]

Wa..hava quik shit

[ilikevines]

there's no region in australia where foster's is the number one beer, i have no idea why it's so popular in the UK

[phillipzchillz]

@ilikevines It's those fucking adverts! They are so funny that they just make you WANT one lmao. Especially the one with the guy and his girlfriend lol, too funny...

[Zzoee211]

What is he drinking?

[WhiteBeats1]

@Zzoee211 Fosters

[Maza675]

@Zzoee211 Fosters beer. Its crap, but popular in England.

[Ubiitsa91]

@Maza675 It's not beer, it's lager. And it's not that popular.

[iNsomniacGamingVids]

@Ubiitsa91

It's popularity is based on area, it's quite popular in the north, and in Australia where its from, in the South of england it's not as popular. Despite it's reputation I prefer it to most lagers, the only nicer lagers tend to be Budweiser or Corona, and both of those, especially Corona are a lot more expensive.

[JessieNapleton]

@iNsomniacGamingVids

Aussies never drink fosters.

[iNsomniacGamingVids]

@JessieNapleton

Umm, yes they do, the australian equivalent of 'Chav Beer' is Fosters

[JessieNapleton]

@iNsomniacGamingVids No, chavs in Aus drink VB or 4X. Noone drinks fosters except tourists.