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  • The part with George Lucas getting locked away for years and digging his way out of his prison reminds me of the South Korean film "Old Boy"

  • I like the prequels a lot, but this was just freaking awesome.

  • Oldboy hallway fight.

  • epic.

  • I'm a buisness man on my CELLPHOOOOOOONE!!!

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    H emoroids sent me here.

  • this is what i hope happened

  • that was personal but very brilliante

  • Funny

  • I would watch that!

  • This makes more sense than the reality.

  • LIKE if you caught the OLD BOY references ;)

  • Thumbs up if you think jacobeast1 and TheAndrewlawlrence should shut the fuck up.

  • like this is you wanna see this movie =P

  • why isn't this a movie yet?

  • LOL. Phantom Menace 3D ad on this :D

  • Also who's really the nerd when you have to aggressively defend your illogical argument over STARWARS and have to also resort to insults first. Cool to see how heated you get over "people who move things with their mind and hit lightsticks together!"(I know its way more than that, but just quoting the master of ignorant statements). You clearly are a huge nerd if you are angrily on the internet defending the new star wars films' and their action sequences. Little kids like dumb action movies.

  • The new ones are good but I also see why people don't like them. The story with luke is way better but ep3 was epic

  • Wait, what if you had a Kickstarter fundraiser and made this movie?

    

  • Please. Make. This. A. Movie!!

  • Spock ?! WTF XD XD XD XD

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  • I'm sick of George Lucas getting all this shit these days. How would you feel if you made a masterpiece, enriching pop-culture and suddenly getting highly discriminated for slightly messing up a few times. I don't care if greedo didn't shoot first or the Phantom menace ruined your poor widdle childhood, Starwars is still fucking awesome!!! and you have to realize your perfect expectations can't ever be reached

  • @Gocast2 There's a phrase from this hysterical parody that applies to your mindset..."Jesus Christ, they're just movies!". Get a life bro.

  • @jacobeast1 kind of ironic, given that I'm trying to send this massage to people that refuse to understand that, "there just movies" and continually bitch about how the prequals are so bad

  • @Gocast2 You're spelling is the only thing here that's atrocious.

  • @colonel3link before you go dis someone about their spelling, perhaps you should make sure you use the right "your".

  • @Gocast2 ahahaha TOOLD!!!

  • @Gocast2 irony my friend ;)

  • @Gocast2 Fair enough. Guess I should get a life. I didn't think the prequels were all that terrible. Lightsaber duels were kick ass much better than watching Luke and Vader stand in front of each other and bang their swords together. I think some people won't be happy unless he just remakes the first three over and over. I would if I were him. He's making millions by changing a scene or two and re-releasing all six every few years.

  • @jacobeast1 Flipping around in blatantly choreographed, ridiculous moves against an enemy that you hardly know, and doesn't really need to exist in the story (Darth Maul) to you is superior to watching the very real feeling first fight between Vader and Luke where Vader is slightly toying with Luke because he knows its his son and just wants to see what he can do, he even refuses to kill him and just disarms him at the end of the fight. The original trilogy was superior in every sense.

  • @TheAndrewlawlrence

    True. I think Gorge should make a new series that takes place now days, not a long time ago. Makes you think how advanced they are now...lol.

  • @TheAndrewlawlrence "Blatantly choreographed" !?!?!? You think the first ones weren't? yes, watching an actual lightsaber duel where there was more than five or ten swings of the blade was INFINITELY more entertaining.

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  • @jacobeast1 Entirely missed the point of what I said. Nuff said...

  • @TheAndrewlawlrence Well, because I have a life these things are not as important to me as they are to you. I guess you must fall into the crowd that just wants to see the first three remade over and over again so you can wear your Vader outfit and wait in line for two weeks for tickets to the first showing of the 500th edition of Episode IV.

  • @jacobeast1 Why? How was it implied that I do that, or want that? Resort to insults because you're wrong. You actually sound like the nerd since you watch these light saber scenes just to see "Oh cool flips and fighting! ooo so cool!" instead of watching it for the developing story and importance of the scene. So actually why don't you put on some robes and play with sticks in the back yard? Sounds more suited for you buddy.

    Also you were the one arguing for these films in the first place. hahah

  • @TheAndrewlawlrence Wrong about what? Are you the movie oracle, who deems movies worthy or unworthy? Yes, when I watch a science fiction space soap opera about a water farmer who is kin to an evil cyborg who doesn't realize he's an evil cyborg because the evil Sith Emperor tricked him into becoming an evil cyborg, I am indeed looking for a good fight scene before worrying about depth and gravity of a scene.

  • @jacobeast1 You didn't defend your point, just made a paragraph of an insult, so ya pretty much makes you wrong. And now you just gave a really shitty description of starwars that actually doesn't even make sense at all, proving you don't even understand the movies, and are possibly a child who started with the new trilogy. "evil cyborg because emporer TRICKED him into becoming an evil cyborg".... Why are you arguing this if you don't understand, or seemingly dont even like Star Wars?

  • @TheAndrewlawlrence Who said I didn't like it? Sorry if I left out the part that Vader started off human. The point is IT'S A MOVIE! IT'S MAKE BELIEVE! It's not real! There is no Vader, Luke or Obi Wan. Who gives a shit?!?!

  • @jacobeast1 Obviously not you, so why did you watch the films? I know why you watched them for, you already told me, you watched them for fight scenes, like the mind of a child. K good for you, keep watching films for action sequences.

    And no, I wasn't even talking about the fact that Vader isn't a "cyborg". You just keep displaying that you have no intelligence and no appreciation for any of the writing.

  • @jacobeast1 You're now trying to defend your poor argument with, "The story line is shit any, listen to my brief and INCORRECT description of one plotline, so I just wanna watch movies for outdated CGI and good choreographed performances even though the fighting isnt very realistic". Coolargumentbro. I'm done responding.

  • @TheAndrewlawlrence "Realistic"? Once again, friend, IT'S A MOVIE! NONE OF IT IS REAL! How the hell could a lightsaber duel be realistic if there's NO SUCH THING AS LIGHTSABERS IN THE FIRST PLACE?! This is what I meant when I said you needed a life. Bye.

  • @jacobeast1 How is it any different from holding swords? hahaha, its literally the same thing, they are just space swords. And would you see any one doing that with swords? You straight up have the mind of a little boy.

  • @jacobeast1 Also if it doesnt matter because it isn't real, then why do you watch action scenes?They are't real, and a lot of the time they are impossible, so why do you keep watching them? You're a simple man, and good writing goes above your head.

    Appreciating good "fake" writing over well done action sequences doesn't mean you don't have a life haha, it means you aren't easily ammused by watching things go boom. Go watch mindless action scenes instead of arguing a movie you didnt understand.

  • @TheAndrewlawlrence Yeah, dick, I get the whole life comes full circle angle. That doesn't change the fact that it's A MOVIE! It's about people who move things with their mind and hit lightsticks together! It's supposed to be a fun action flick, not a serious study on the human condition, retard. Make sure to polish up your Vader armor for the big 3D release, dork. Lucas is laughing all the way to the bank because of idiots like you thinking you've uncovered a deeper meaning to the whole thing.

  • @jacobeast1 You really aren't educated and it's obvious. The original trilogy is an allegory to The Heroes Journy, which IS a SOCIAL COMMENTARY (lol you tried to call it "serious study on the human condition, you sound so intelligent).

    Life comes full circle thing? Wrong again, I don't even know what the fuck you are trying to say ahahahaha, that isn't a theme or anything in the plot anywhere, get a brain kid.

    You watch star wars to see people do space magic, you must be the armor wearing nerd.

  • @TheAndrewlawlrence What are you, a film student at NYU? What a dick. I get enough reality with a job, wife and kid; I go to movies for entertainment. I'm not at all interested in the deeper meaning behind the star wars trilogy or any other movie. Star wars IS space magic, you half wit geek, meant for nothing but entertainment and revenue. The fact that you're so offended by the fact that someone wouldn't be searching for the meaning of life in a campy action series proves what a dick you are.

  • @jacobeast1 All I'm reading out of this though is that you went and saw films that were nothing more to you then space magic and you actually enjoyed them. If I saw a film about a bunch of stupid space wizards dancing around with space swords I would be embarassed and feel like a child. And that is how it felt watching the new trilogy, because the writing was simple and rushed shit for child minded people like you.

    Enjoy paying to see space wizard duels though, nerd.

  • @jacobeast1 also no, unless you're retarded, you shouldn't need any more than a highschool education to be able to understand and appreciate the themes touched upon in the original movies - (which you've demonstrated you can't even grasp, "I understand the whole life comes full circle thing", hahaha what are you even saying?) or to be able to recognize just the all around better writing in comparison to the new kiddie flicks which you seem to enjoy, which are meaningless space battles... child

  • @Gocast2 you have a good point there and i'm refering to your first comment not the convos your having with these assholes

  • Oldboy references? TAKE ME NOW

  • sounds more like Owen Wilson.

  • Brett...Farve?!!

  • even good directors make bombs once in a while- 'But mine go boom' lol i think this is the real story of george lucas

  • This is a systematic takedown - the corruption is deeper than anyone can imagine.

  • -Based on a True story.

  • if this movie were real, it could've come out this weekend instead of episode 1 in 3d

  • did anybody else notice spielberg was holding a E.T doll at 2:51?

  • ..Man i would pay to see this movie :D

  • Thumbs up for the poster of the babe in his cell.

  • THIS.... IS....AWESOME....

  • What movie is this trailer parodying? Specifically the plot arc about a person impersonating George Lucas while he's locked away?

    I see the Oldboy and shawshank references.

  • This is epic. Jar Jar Binks had a Joker vibe, and lol at Darth Maul doing coke and snowboarding like a boss

  • I'd buy a ticket :)

  • It's like poetry.  It rhymes.

  • looks niceeeee, so when does it come out?

  • The guys who made this were definitely fans of the movie Old Boy.....especially because half the scenes are plagiarized from it....but seriously I don't give a fuck because it's still super badass.

  • @BubbaBearL Plagiarized? If that was the case then it would clips from that film :P

  • This would be better then the prequels..

  • IF ONLY THIS WERE TRUEEE!!!! <3 I would regain all of my respect for Lucas. Until then... Le Sad Panda Prevaileth

  • This was the first thing that came to mind after the remake of Episode 1 in 3D.

  • My grandpa was friends with George Lucas and got to visit his multi-million dollar estate in the 1980's. My cousin also got to meet him as well, so my family is quite well-acquanited with George Lucas!

  • I wish there was a love button, this shit is hilarious!!

  • The reason why Darth Maul is so ugly-He has had WAY too much crack.

  • I love the old boy references .. great work! :D

  • i want to see this

  • Ken Jeong long lost brother! LOL

  • pls make the movie if we all give you 2 bucks a peice would that be enough

  • @wtl1964 Hey, I'd throw in! hehehehe

  • LOL, just like old boy

  • Damn....whoever plays leiah is fine as fuck!

    

  • am i that high? or did that actually happen to George?

  • I'm a Jedi Knight, and I know Mind Control. *Sizzle, sizzle* Now if you're a hot chick, take-off all your clothes, and jump on my lap.

  • @Slumpnasty VIRGIN ALERT

  • @Slumpnasty haha.. i hope ur joking

  • @extrememonaXXX I'm just teasin' about the "taking off your clothes part." You may sit in my lap, and tell me which Toys you want for Christmas. rofl

  • 1:48 "its okay if mine isnt movie quality"

  • @billytamer lol Step brothers

  • @extrememonaXXX thank you for getting that. i always liked that quote, and it fit so well there

  • ALL THOSE OLD BOY REFERENCES!

  • @maskedbugman Well, if you think about it, there's an Old Boy sorta "reference" in Empire Strikes Back (though, admittedly, Empire came out first so it's not so much a reference as a similar theme).

  • He's quitting because of stupid jokes and videos like this.

  • @TheDan744 good, he raped our childhood enough

  • If only this was true

  • This was hilarious tho

  • I wonder if George Lucas has seen this?

  • I wish I could take back all the money I ever spent on the prequels and just give it to these guys instead.

  • Meesa? lol

  • thats great when is the next one?

  • Brilliant!!!

    

  • You may like the dry emotionless monotone characters of the prequels. You know? If you're stupid. -Harry S. Plinkett

  • 1:50 "its okay that mines not movie quality"

  • Thumbs up if you catch the "Oldboy" references.

  • please make this movie

  • thumb up if you actually want to see this movie be made

  • @thexchosenxjuan i would actually pay a full ticket price at the cinema to see this movie

  • @ssssssssssssssssss50 thats wat i said to my friend

  • If only this were the truth.

  • We can't possibly draw out Star Wars and ruin this series any longer!

    George Lucas: Challenge Accepted

  • NERDS:

    "Boo the last star trek show sucked (ironic after the original and the next generation) so did the movie (i wont even talk about the star trek movies) They should be like the old ones like gene roddenbery would have wanted them.

    George Lucas:I am remaking my films the way i imagined them in the first place, the way i wanted them to be.

    "Stop destroying star wars you cunt"

    The irony, you like the old shit, you are used to it, so you think the new and BETTER is bad. Stupid nerds.

  • @au25

    Tell that to every single fucking nerd.

  • well i liked that third one

  • wasn't the last part of that trailer a dead give away

    lol why not call it revenge of star trak

  • with all the hate about George Lucas i still respect him as a film maker and i liked the prequels except for Jar Jar Binks

  • why are prealquels bed?they are peaces of star wars saga.

  • holy shit, that was amazing!!!

  • this is what happened to Michael Jackson

  • 1,2, and 3 were not bad even though 3 was terrible. I hate it, but True Star Wars fans like myself will like anything with STAR WARS in the title. Stop being picky losers.

  • @DannyDangerPro I actually thought 3 was the best of the newer movies. I thought #1 was terribad, 2 was okay and 3 was quite good :p

  • @haelsoprofeten Only reason people liked 3 is because there were the most lightsaber scenes. Thats about it, everything else including the acting was terrible. BUT, it is still star wars and I enjoy it. I do not outcast the prequels because that would be retarded. it's star wars. You kinda need 1, 2, 3 for 4, 5, and 6. dontcha? It's like making Return of the king and saying...we dont need to make the first two.

  • @haelsoprofeten So did I. Three was much darker than the other two, it felt more in tone with the originals. It still didn't even touch the brilliance of any of the originals, but it was pretty good.

  • @DannyDangerPro "1,2, and 3 were not bad even though 3 was terrible." AMAZING. besides you say you hate the 3 and then go on to say a true star wars fan, like yourself, will like anything star wars. DOUBLY AMAZING.

    and liking anything with the words star wars in the title doesn't make you a true star wars fan. it makes you a fucking moron. anyone with half a brain and a decent taste in movies will fully ignore anything george lucas has worked on since the last crusade.

  • That chick looks just like Leia, spot on.

  • Excellent work! Yay and stuff.

  • Better than Episode I.

  • Unnecessary lens flare FTW

  • I'm a businessman on my cellphone!!!!

  • like for leia!

  • New meme, George Shot First

  • @MrBlackmagic4911 Sounds forced.

  • If you don't make this into a movie I am going to be gravely disappointing!

  • I'm a business man on my CELL PHONE! lol

  • Rose, when did you become a reporter?

  • so when is this coming out again?

  • @UncagedLotus yes.

  • @UncagedLotus No. I liked it irrelevant of the first two episodes. Whats not to like about part 3.

  • haha

  • I thought part 3 was great. Also I liked that they tried to make a slight scientific explanation as to how Jedi's use the force with medichlorians

  • Short round is from Indiana Jones 2 the Temple of Doom if you didn't know

  • I hate the part when it says this is a fake company. If I qould have 3 wishes I would make this a real movie. Thumbs up if you want this to be real.

  • STAR WARS Should ended with "Return of the Jedi" in 1983.

  • @1990SSTARWARSFANBOY

    or they just could of done a better job with the new films, it was possible, watch the star wars reviews by redlettermedia he explains a lot

  • cool

    

  • OMG THIS IS AWESOME!

  • LMFAO at the start ad "this is a fake company"

  • Too long. Everybody needs an editor.

  • Pretty silly.

  • spock

  • BADASS

  • smosh?

  • Congratulations!

    You are the 5th billion person in the world to make hateful jokes about Star Wars.

  • George Lucas was wise to keep himself hidden. Now his failure is complete..

  • Smosh brought me here ^ ^

  • Whats wrong with the midicloriens ? Its well explein i dont have a problem with that ! You think if you create a big movie franchise you will not explein what the fuck is the force it cant not just be something in the air and bla bla bla Com on be OPEN MIND !

  • @TheStarDeth How can be open minded about what the force is when GL force feeds us this piss poor excuse of an explanation. Its one of those things that didn't need to be answered.

  • @lukeiib0ii If it was not explain at all you will have complain about the fact that they never explein what is the force. Its just a little explanation that for me make sense. Its because you dont understand. Its like we said about life itself , the life have microbiologic life , the ATOME is in all life form so that just okay for me that dont erase the mystery of the force, a mean , what is really the atome , why with the connection of the midiclorien the jedi can do the force ?

  • 1:41

    you're welcome

  • someone HAS to make this!

  • DO WANT!!!

  • i ACTUALLY want this movie made! Even if its like a half hour!

  • EPIC DES GRAUENS

  • 208 people were involved with the prequels

  • smosh sent me

  • I so want this to be real...

  • Mesa gonna have fun

  • Guys, this trailer is really what happened in real life! You can tell because they screwed up the chin on the fake George Lucas's mask!

  • nice masks that wasnt really an Asian guy

  • Hate leads to an ASS-KICKING

  • I want answers... bastard!