Shock and Awe: William Shatner, pt 2

[ButterflyGuilded]

hehe deep sea ninjas. Henry forever!!

[CreepX]

wheres the guitar part!! you skipped something from pt 1!

[Valkyre138]

scallop man fucking owns

[brucekirk89]

I AM SCALLOP MAN LOL

[jravell]

I saw Henry do this live on tour and I looked up the song as soon as I got home and discovered the whole William Shatner album. Word of mouth at its best.

[reizor]

This is just gorgeous. I love both of them.

Plus, Henry acting as a dying scallop is too much ^^

[jenniferswe]

So that's why seafood is so expense! LOL!

[downpeninsula]

I have every spoken word cd/dvd he's done and this is one of my favorite rants.

[ugmogog]

You know, nobody cares but yourself. You're only saying this to feed your ego and give yourself a feeling of comfort because you have a meaningless "opinion".

[PhillipFlan2008]

he may not be a great comedian but i just like the fact that behind the machoness of the intimidatting voice of black flag lies just a guy whos a bit human and is not afraid to act a bit dorky in front of an audience. I just like him..especially the whole 'this is so cool' business. I would do that too probably. Its just nice to see these guys are humans and not ' stone faced behemoths' like allot of hardcore singers try to be like these days

[ugmogog]

You have a really good point. And it's not just the comedy, you always learn something from him, too.

[NosferatuNite]

I wouldn't even label him a comedian just more like a hardcore bard who just happens to be a pretty damn funny guy and also interesting and wise, his spoken word is like a combo of everything plus its entertaining as hell.

[Amunication]

or a penguin lol

[Bassfiend567]

Er....I mean says. and Rollins multiplies it times two hundred

[Bassfiend567]

Every word shatner said is epicly amazing.

[CDenic]

You know, if you were to watch from just after "silent spear of death" on, without the "deep sea ninja" context, it just looks like he's having some kind of weird seizure on stage.

[trb9]

But godamn, it's funny.

[chiyochan84]

deep sea ninjas ???!!

[dadit1]

MyName.....is.....WilliamShatt­ner!

[JamesOhGoodie]

Henry does the best Shatner impression I've ever seen. Screw Kevin Pollak! THAT is how Shatner sounds!

[urizen123]

"I KNOW, HE CAPTURES THEM!"

"Yes. I've met scallop-man."

[pixiegamine]

"..Now that I see what a Scallop looks like, I'm not afraid of a Scallop..or a PEGUIN.."LOL!!

[TOXIC00L]

i stole 2 forks a knife 2 napkins and i almost got the tablecloth but the guy busted me

[godmakemyaimtrue]

Jakobsmuschel!

[knarkanders]

'he's not like us, he's canadian'

made me laugh so much.

[knarkanders]

ok i got it wrong 'he is nothing like we are'

'he is a canadian'

[6Mr6Crowley6]

I am scallop man!

[chaospunkchick]

Can anyone tell me what the name of this show was?

[Tomanistanumerouno]

Look at the video title.

[cjmarsicano]

Too bad you left out the part where he marked out for Adrian Belew the minute he walked into the studio.

[tsmzippy]

This is awesome.

[EverdarkAngel]

If I was a chick I would rape Henry Rollins and have his babies. o_O

Am I joking? I don't know. I'm not female.

[blktauna]

I'm a chick and I'd do him till he couldn't stand anymore.

[jennywren623]

ditto. fucking ditto.

[supersally1974]

Line forms behind me, honey. ;-)

Witty as hell, socially introvert, hard as f', politically conscious.... gnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

What a lethal combination.

[imaguy123]

Henry Rollins is introverted!?

[supersally1974]

He is awkward with women. And for some reason, it's a major turn-on. Go figure.

[simonjeste]

Cuz he's "WOUNDED", as he often sez :)

[Dreadpirate46]

The question is would Henry do you, cause he has a pretty comprehensive checklist of what his woman should be, do and say. To say he's picky is an understatement.

[blktauna]

LOL don't he just. He evaded me many years ago in PA at a Black Flag gig, sadly, but I'd just had knee surgery and was slow. ;)

[lilpinkchainsaw]

He's looking for a smart woman who doesn't read children's books and actually has a working brain. If you think that's picky, you really must date some sad specimens.

[raoulthompson]

If I was gay, I'd be gay with Henry Rollins.

[heathermylove]

I'd bang him nine ways from Sunday.

[dianewit]

Totally, but what do you read?

[Dukkman112]

he isn't gay dude

[prometheanterror]

Dude, if HENRY was gay, I'd be the first at his doorstep.

[gutsdozer]

Listen to the track "The Gay Thing" off of Rollins's album 'Think Tank'. It's hilarious, and also addresses all his views on sexuality. Here's a quote from it:

"If I was gay, there'd be no closet, you would never see the closet I came out of. Why? I would have burned it for kindling by the time I was 12. Because I know with all certainty in my mind, there is nothing wrong with being gay, and you know it."

[knarkanders]

I love it when he says that women are smarter and stronger than men and you hear all the girls cheering and he says 'listen to them' and makes that witch laugh. haha, so great.

[funkyfoolfromVanNuys]

goes to show you can be a man without being a macho fuckhead.

[DierdreWolf]

God I love this! "Deep Sea Ninja's" Buhaha.

[Revengence]

This is so fucking funny. Rollins is amazing. You have any more? I would really love to see them!