Bison's Average Tuesday

[Chishiokage]

For you Valentines Day is the most important day of your life. But for me? It is Tuesday.

[Sensko]

To people had their fathers killed on a unspecefied tuesday

[juresaiyan]

she is SO HOT

[vectrangle]

aspect ratio FAIL

[Glaruf]

It makes no sense (noshit), if it wasn't important how does he remember the day of the week it was on?

[LaZodiac]

Because every Tuesday he kills a dude. The idea is that the event she described is so common an occurence for him, he dosn't have to remember the specifics to know what day it was.

[malbecks316]

@Glaruf He didn't mean it was literally Tuesday, he just took that day to say that it was just a normal day of the week to him because he does stuff like killing people all week.

[nepht1979]

o.o chun li has been on you tube ^ theres a dislike lolwhat

[TammoKorsai]

Bison you magnificent bastard! Tuesdays are now way more awesome thanks to you! :D

[DetectiveRage]

I heard his daughter, Rebecca Bison, just released a song called Tuesday.

[OmniDude90]

Chun Li: *gasp* But it was actually Wednesday...

[AwkwardTurtleFilmz]

0 people survived the attacks from M. Bison to dislike this video

[TheOniKen]

Best dis ever!!

[LordLoco87]

I love how he looks genuinely apologetic. Raul was definitely the best part of this movie. His General Bison is among the best and most memorable evil overlords in cinema history.

[colliric]

@LordLoco87

lol..



[colliric]

@LordLoco87

lol..

I love Ming'Na reaction..... probably very real....

[mariotaz]

K.O!

[Mirrorbeholding]

This is all what pushed this movie forward.

[drkahara]

Seth and M.Bison are my favorite Street Fighter's bad guys. And Raul plays M.Bison's role quiet well. 

[Skac01]

this is the definition of pwnage. just look at Chun Li's face, she's like "OMFG I've been pwned"

If Bison played Black Ops he'd have a 50 killstreak while playing with a steering wheel.

[ceyhunatil]

ok bitch! understand it already!! he doesnt give ANY SHIT for your pathetic father or your doomed village or anything that was beautiful or shining!! He just did and ordinary psycho-crusher ultra combo to your sad land on an ordinary tuesday...

[Eurashal]

Why can't we all have Tuesdays like Bison eh? :P

[kriscarson]

Best villain line of any movie Evar. EVAR!

[JinrohDFLL]

omg.... this shit is funny :D definitely meme worthy.

[DonforDead]

0 dislikes....

I guess we can ALL relate to Bisons average Tuesday ?

[drvosjecaF]

I laugh every time i see or remember this scene :D

"for me, it was thuesday" :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[RE141095]

getting 198 likes on this vid with no dislike must have been the mos important day of your life

but for bison it was tuesday

[onedeadcat]

I'm gonna reschedule all my evil to Tuesdays now.

[ghtjdjdhfjeosnvcurth]

Reminds me of that Eddie Izzard sketch.

"You killed ten thousand people? You must get up very early in the morning. Your diary must look odd: Death, death, death, death, lunch, death, death, death, afternoon tea, death, death, death, light shower."

[AngelusFitzgerald]

for you the inauguration day of barack obama was the most important day of the nation.but for me...........it was tuesday.(which it was in fact tuesday)

[MasterMacLeod]

@AngelusFitzgerald OF COURSE!

[IBrokeMyPipboy]

Of Course....

[MasterMacLeod]

@hell666maggot Yesh yesh go play arcade mode.

[outoffire]

BISOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

[perta1988]

haha, owned!

[GAF1987]

Raul Julia was the best Bison coz he had the hat. You just can't be Bison without the hat.

[SPeacock]

@GAF1987 As far as I'm concerend, Raul Julia didn't just play Bison - he WAS Bison. :)

[shakuforever]

where can I get an M.Bison martini shaker?

[KarinMikazuki]

This insult is DELICIOUS!

[leonhart829]

Best Insult Ever LOL

[SFNDMK]

the best thing to come out of this movie he really captured the essence of bison :)

[josebin1988]

it was tuesday...

[EvilRyuGuy]

Monday: Sell drugs. Brainwash people.

Tuesday: Destroy random villages. Kill some fathers and not whine about it.

Wednesday: Watch those tapes Balrog made for me.

Thursday: Psycho-pimpslap Seth. Spend some time with the dolls (delicious).

Friday: Psycho Crush Mushroom Kingdom. Swap bodies.

[GORZAS]

@EvilRyuGuy what about saturday and sunday?

[freakyt666]

in the loving grip....of the packs BISONICA lmao Raul Julia ftw

[Majern77]

Lol at Bison doing the shakey-shakey in the beginning lol... he`s a true bartender! XD

[DarkvindFromIllier]

He seems mo' like comedy relief than a villain.

[outoffire]

"What is it with you women anyway,i killed my father to and you don't see me whining about it!".

[liradeorfeu]

Raul Julia's Bison is one of the most iconic vilains of the movies, FACT! Anyone who disagrees will be struck down LIKE LIGHTNING!

[Terramax]

@liradeorfeu

Of course!

[kea919306]

so much win...

[shinryu83]

CLASSIC. Everybody else, JC Van Damme, Ming Na, Byron Mann, Kylie Minogue etc. were just actors lending their work to a SF movie. Raul Julia IS Bison.

[MasterMacLeod]

aND THIS LINE WAS REUSED IN SF4

[GORZAS]

@MasterMacLeod what line? were?

[MasterMacLeod]

@GORZAS The Tuesday line, it's one of his winquotes, FCOL.

[amrika5]

lmfao, straight up classic

[szipolyka]

hahahahahahahaha :D

[spiderman4747]

Chun Li, you've got SERVED!

Courtesy of M Bison and Shadaloo Inc.

[Koseiku]

EPIC answer.

[tbltk]

Raul Julia, you died way before your time.

[PimpStallion3000]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOO that is fuckin quality

[MrSinister1979]

OF COURSE! :)

[Matrimelee]

My mind came.

[Martyhero]

Ahhh Raul Julia, you were a shining diamond. A shining diamond sitting on a pile of crap, but a shining diamond nonetheless.

Also have to praise whoever wrote his lines for doing an excellent job making Bison the archetypal villain.

[rattrameggeagoth]

LOL

[drvosjecaF]

BISON Je NAJJAČI !!!!

[dojihajime]

I said it once and I say it again BEST VILLAIN LINE EVER!

[Masterfuryx]

PSYKOOOO CWUSHAAAA!

[gnarlyandy1]

lol

[Jalaskoski]

Loved that painting behind them :D

[Terramax]

good spotting! that's an awesome painting lol lol lol

[Sephirothmark2]

Best movie line.......ever.

[DJCOLLIE]

Hahaha thats fucking hilarious!

[MrSinister1979]

Raul Julia made this movie awesome.

The rest of it was crap, of course (barring the hilarious moment where Guile thinks he's scared off a bunch of Bison's soldiers with just a pocket knife) but when he's on-screen, the quality is raised a thousand-fold.

[LoD100]

Does he need to wear hat hat ALL the time?

...

ok.

Of Course!

[angrydead]

Okay if I ever turn evil I'm using that one.

[mkou2]

bitch got PWNED!

[KingFlegel]

when i saw this video i suddenly began to cry because it was so emotional

[Bluedash3r]

best street fighter movie!

[unnamednewbie13]

OF COURSE!

[PirateLordRogan]

Bison doesn't remember any of it because he was drunk as hell at the time, as underlined by him mixing a drink during the story.

What a badass.

[STARDUSTLOVER180]

Bisons a pimp.

[DuskBeforeDawn2008]

For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was....

DELCIOUS!

[dice1561]

win

[Hammerman24]

Lol at the end "0.0"

[Hayato1992]

Bison is one of the only good bad guys. he doesn't remember a event that was important to someone else, he tought it was a average day. any other bad guy would remember the day and it wouldn't be as funny. one of my favorite parts.

[JapanForSale]

I wanna remember this as the funniest moment I've ever had in YouTube history. The video, and especially the COMMENTS just killed me.

[mikeabundo]

For you, the day you saw this video was the funniest day of your life.

But for me, it was Tuesday.

[chuckyvaj]

lmao

[bacrec1]

I hope i grow to be half the man he is

[mattypfunk]

hell, i'd be happy with 25%

[katamari84]

All hail Bison

[EXRazeBurn]

It is understandable behavior. After all, Cold-Blooded Bastards eat for free at the Shadowloo Cafe on Tues.

Killing all those people was the frugal choice.

:3

[Kalamoona]

Every incarnation of Bison is such a badass!

Though, I haven't seen the new movie, yet.

[smintjoseph]

HAHAHA look at his evening robe and the drinks he eventually makes...all thats missing is a tiny umbrella...and hes still wearing his hat ahaha

[Barryms0083]

why is he wearing his hat?

[LeftyHangsLower]

It's not a hat, it's part of his head.

[HayGuyz1]

that fucking painting hahahahahahhahah

[caelitus1]

i love the picture of bison on the horse in the background like he's napoleon :D

[densuo]

Proof of Julia's baddassery

[Omni2Link1Deity]

This is the Line that made me go "WHOA BISON ISN"T A PANZEE"

[gsm1091]

wait, if it was extremely insignificant to Bison, then why did he remember what day it was?

[drzpapichulo102]

Maybe cuz wen she described it he was like damn isnt that what i usually do those days? but yea chun-li got owned with that line

[MuggerHugger]

Because he was just saying that he does stuff like that on a daily basis therefore, he doesn't remember it. It sounded like an average tuesday to him. He could have just as well said friday.

[dice1561]

he can remember whatever the fuck he wants, he's M."motherfucking" Bison

[gsm1091]

hahahahaha

[MasterMacLeod]

More like he pulled the day out of his ass without really caring...

[returnofyesman]

All must bow to the supreme leader of the pax bisonica

[ShadowGeno]

Pax BISONICA!

My hat goes off to you, sir !

[MasterMacLeod]

ROFL

[619heat]

This is delicious

[dojihajime]

This is so much what it should be like, the Supervillain should almost never remeber such things. Why should he remember. Pure Awesome!

[vgetful]

That's actually a good point, hehe.

[Senicks]

What made it more funnier is how Chun Li give that WTF look after saying "It was Tuesday"

[J4J0k3r]

The best scene in the whole movie as far as I'm concerned. Julia made Bison a pure bad-ass!

[Azexa]

Chun Li: Actually it was a thursday, but that's neither here nor there.

[benhornby]

FUCK YEAAAR

[rlfletcher]

Chun-Li's face at the end of the video was just priceless.

[SpykeMX]

SICKEST OF SICK BURNS.

[livsm]

Neal McD ain't got shit on Raul Julia. Neal was just a bad guy in a business suit. RAUL WAS BISON.

*raises fist*

BISOOOON!

[Kaphwan86]

YESH! YESH!

[chadtaylor132]

c-c-c-COMBO BREAKER XD

[Amesang]

"Yes, yes, I killed your father. What is it with you women, anyway? I killed my father too, and you don't hear me whining about it!"

[BadAssBlackOverlord]

Such... such badassness to a level that... such. I am in total shock. Mbison is truly a badass freaking overlord. I will put my self-title aside... for now.

[antgto]

Masterfully owned Chun Li with that line. So fuckin awesome!

[Leimyu]

HI-LA-RI-OUS

[mkou2]

AAHHHHHHH!!!! WTF!!!!!

Best quote ever!!! M FUCKING BISON FTW!!!

[XionXi]

YESH!

...

YESH!

[phontomen]

aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaahahaha­

[Darroth]

OH SNAP!

[ZhouTai84]

OWNED!

[hcjr103]

LOL

[TheHelldragon]

MASTERSTROKE

[WarriorBoy]

Bison is a motherfucking pimp!!! He's wearing silk, has two well made what I can only assume to be Cognacs or Gin & Tonics, a baller ass hat and a fine bitch in a nice dress. And we're supposed to learn as kids that crime DOESN'T pay?

Added to that, he completely Uber-Smote Chun Li with that remark as well.

[Prophestus]

hahaha nice

[Nanaman12345]

"But for me? It was Tuesday."

FLAWLESS VICTORY!

[MacNair]

Nice reference, but wrong game. ^_^

[Nanaman12345]

It was SUPPOSED to be Mortal Kombat.

[CptWolfgang]

hahaha

[acidheadx]

He had bad stomach cancer during the filming of this so he's smaller looking than usual

[Laembort]

FINGEL'S DOPPLEING AGAIN.

[Steambull1]

Raul Julia = the one reason to watch this movie. GAME OVAHH!

[gigantor21]

Bison is the only SF character who's been awesome in every medium. He's great in the games (of course), this movie, the animated movie and even the USA cartoon.

My fear is that the new movie will break the trend. I doubt McDonough can match The Raul--he doesn't even wear the costume.

Well, either way, we'll always have this to look back on. :)

[waqman]

For us the day this youtube video was uploaded was the most important day of our lives. But for Bison...it was tuesday.

[beeklaan00]

quick change the chanel!:D

[Laveticus]

it was tuesday.. lol!!!!

[Mhendeb]

One of the best lines in a movie. Too bad it was in a crappy movie.

[BattleJesus]

I think I just had an orgasm.

[DarkWatch87]

That was awesome! ROFL

[DannyFlameblade]

The only good minute of the film.

[akakkios]

"Do you think I keep a record of the death of every daddy I kill???!"

[samthenan]

wtf i was watching basketball

[samthenan]

wtf i was watching basketball

[zprodigy]

Did Bison superimpose himself on that Napoleon painting?? XD

[psylentknight]

One of my favorite parts of the movie. Cold blooded smoothness.

[BuddhaMaster]

Hahahahahaha

[jockeyslutromance]

That has to be the funniest moment in cinematic history!

[619heat]

God rest your soul Raul.You really carried this film.

[619heat]

God rest your soul Raul.You really carried this film.

[619heat]

God rest your soul Raul.You really carried this film.

[acanthopleura]

DAMN!

[kaseliii]

raul julia carries this entire film, no lie

[MasterMacLeod]

That's what finally put the strain on him, such weight on his shoulders!

[maxpeg]

Raul Julia is what makes this move entertaining. :P

[Kaplungos]

OUCH!!

[Kaplungos]

OUCH!!!

[DAv2003]

A bad film but I did love Bison's dialogue in it.

[ShadowGeno]

Lulz

[kireikoori]

"Yeah, yeah... I killed your father. What is it with you women anyway? I killed my father too and you don't hear me whining about it."

M.BISON, best villain EVER.

[ThatGothicChick]

Owned! ^_^