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  • All hail lord Xenu!!!

  • Aborted Sea Org Children. “I felt that it was strange that they would all make the same decision. Independent of their individual circumstances, they had all made the decision to have an abortion.” Who can say how many hundreds of beautiful children have died, so that their parents could pursue immortality and their “church” could save the cost of their upbringing?

  • CASH RULES EVERTHING AROUND ME / CREAM! GET THE MONEY, DOLLA DOLLA BILL YALL

  • FUCK YEA I LOVE WAFFLES

  • This reminds me of "They Live," with Roddy Piper.

  • Could someone please translate this for me?

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  • @archer1949 Sorry only scientologists could understand this crazy shit.

  • prychiatric abuses ?

    it looks "not enough"

  • What on earth is this person babbling about? He sounds like one of those people who can talk extensively and say absolutely nothing.

  • wt the hell is scientology?

    looks likes nothing to do with science!

  • what the FUCK is this guy talking about

  • @iamrainhawk I just catched that he wants to sell the horse... but I cant get the part about the prize right.

  • If i were you I wouldn't critizize Tom...

    He can get everyone everywhere and will do so

    Either you' re in or you're out...a ahahahaaahhahhha...ahahhahahha­ha

  • oh the Evil ONe - who loves the Evil one in training

  • Instead of giving all those hundreds and hundreds of millions of dollars to scientology, why dont the hollywood A-list give their money to charities who help mankind?

    What use is Scientology? None.

  • These guys are really nuts.

  • i had no idea this load of shit was actually real.. haha im up for waffles.

  • What a crock of shit!

  • I remember saying if he passed a car crash he would stop because he knows he is the onlyone that could help, er hello Tom what about the paramedics and doctors, people in a car crash can do without a mental jumped up movie star, taking head for a cult built from fraud and continues in ignorance of fact and belives fiction:)

  • Thank you for all your money, now here's your purple nikes and matching "Away Team" jumpsuit.....

    Try the punch, its good for you...

  • There not a cult, they just control your life, take your money, and psycho analyze you to death, wait, thats a cult, isn't it?

  • @christianguitarest Much like Christianity or Islam or Judaism or hmmm... ANY religion!

  • actually in Christianity tithing your money is not required, unless your catholic and there is no required psycho analysis in order to get over past life issues, in Islam and Judaism are also similar in structure. The structure of Scientology is complete different. Watch the video "The Secrets of Scientology" to understand.

  • @AChildMolester never heard of islam, christianity or judaism telling people they are 'obsessed' by frozen aliens and that they have to pay the church for treatment to be relieved of these 'frozen aliens' that are stuck on you, and causing all your problems.

    scientologists get regular 'audits' for this 'ailment'... and cough up the dough... lol

  • so, this guy is like a Tom Cruise 'mini me'...does that mean short, petitte guys who resort to intimidating theatrics to dominate a conversation are likely to identify with the Church of Scientology?

  • fema camps... don't know what they are... you should... tick tock tick tock

  • I know Scientology, at one time I was a scientologist, and I can tell you that this is a very dangerous group, that it has the objective of profiting as much as possible from

    conquering the world and enslaving everyone in it under the boot of Scientology. An X-Scientologist

  • @fineartist  Oh, Scientology is like Capitalism.

  • I know Scientology, at one time I was a scientologist, and I can tell you that this is a very dangerous group, that it has the objective of profiting as much as possible from

    conquering the world and enslaving everyone in it under the boot of Scientology. An X-Scientologist

  • I hate the communist Chinese, but the CCP is very wise to ban scientology's cult faggot ass from China.

  • i can't even watch a tom cruise movie anymore knowing that the money he makes goes to fuck peoples minds up. tom cruise is a nut sack.

  • @cogitoergoplay i've seen enough of videos of you idiots trying to intimidate people to know that there is something wrong with your organization.

  • @poppy1914 You got that right.

  • @cogitoergoplay yes. he is going to lose. because there are more people in the world that are scientologists than people who aren't.

  • I guess when you are decieved, you don't realize you are decieved. Scientologists are not the saviors of the world.

  • MAN GIVE A BIRTH TO LIE,SPEAK LIE,HEAR LIE AND POSION LIE

    

  • this is like a nazi rally

  • Tom... I think you're schizophrenic and need MEDICATION BADLY!!!

  • @cogitoergoplay Former members say that some of Hubbard's writings on this remote extraterrestrial past, included in confidential Upper Levels, are not revealed to practitioners until they have paid thousands of dollars to the Church of Scientology. Yes its a CULT and a business model for the rich and famous. It abolishes the practice of psychiatry which is great unless you are a paranoid schizophrenic! Tom Cruise is a shining example of someone who actually should be on medication!

  • @cogitoergoplay I just read an interview given by Hubbarts OWN son - he explained what that son of a b*tch his dad really was and that the real core of scientology is surrounded by dark arts and the left path thinking. I actually study philosophy too. I'm aware how leadertypes use suggestion, play with unconscious, Ideo-dynamic reflex, stage hypnosis, mesmerising etc

  • @cogitoergoplay haha just wait until you loose all your money and can no longer pay the 'church' - you will end up dead like so many others!

  • @cogitoergoplay listen - he highlights the endings of the words it's not common

  • Tom Cruise is bat shit crazy and his movies are terrible. and FYI, the Scientologists believe that homosexuality is a conspiracy created by the psychiatry profession. Tom Cruise is a closeted brain washed psycho.

  • theses idiots believe this STOP TOKING UP and go meet the pope

  • can somebody tell me what scientology is in simple terms, i thought it was about science but apparently it's not? wow, i sound really stupid :P

  • scientolgy is religion of the devil!

  • this leader guy talks like a hypnotist, emphases the words in this weird, brainwashing way..

  • this guy may be talking some crazy shyt, however he surely knows how to speak publically. i dont think he looked at his notes once.

  • @angelzpoo hitler rarely looked at his notes too.

  • this could be the largest gathering of mindless morons in history. with one bomb we couldve done what would take natural selection years to do

  • This lot, including Tommy talk alot but say nothing.

  • $cientology = cult.

  • lol how many "religions" have award ceremonies!! lol. crazy. the intro made it sound like a intro vid for a heavy weight boxer!!

  • Scientology has an awards banquet??? Really?? These people are all nuts.

  • @illusionaistdave: Prove that it isn't.

  • geez, the catholic church needs to step up their theatrics! lol IAS Freedom Medal of Valor Winner!!! Tom Cruise, c'mon down!!!

  • Scientology is as stupid as your religion, keep that in mind.

  • @Wildzide00  you're an idiot. keep that in mind.

  • @714maple Why, for telling the truth ?

  • Scarey. Even scarier than the FBI, the White House, and the AMA.

  • @cusanusnicolas The AMA? What so scary about the American Music Awards?

  • @JRLeMar1 Ha! Made my day. I was thinking of the American Medical Association! :) Thanks...

  • I'm sure everyone will start showing Scientology some respect and/or sensitivity when it ages for a few thousand years like the other wackjob religions.

  • Is this a comedy skit?

  • What a bunch of meat heads

  • i love it how people who believe in jesus and the sandals and a tale fairy book called bible, talk down scientology lol....its like one fairy tale,talks down the other...pathetic fucks

  • @muratshawn Prove the Bible is a fairytale.

  • @illusionistdave

    the bible says the earth is flat and has for corner. A man lived inside a whale? lol....

    Jesus walked on water????

    one fairy tale believer are mocking another religion...how pathetically ironic.

    Whats more disturbing, all the ones mocking Scientology are suppose to be Christians and what does the fairy tale bible teaches you monkeys ? to respect every persons believe. You wanna be Christians cant even do that,You guys are fucked up!!!

  • @muratshawn I couldnt have said it better XD

  • Scientology can suck my balls thumb up if you like waffles

  • @04carrolld yeah waffles are good.

  • "A FULLY EPIC SCALE" LMFAO

  • who ever gives the crazy fucks the most money wins ya tom cruise your the prick of the year, IF YOUR A SCIENTOLIGIST IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO DUMP THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS INTO THIS SHIT. You crazy ass mother fuckers you can all be shot and killed and not a single person would give a shit wanna know why cause not a single person in their right fucking mind cares about a cult you fucking brain washing bastards live with your selves to spread disease you dumb mother fuckers FUCK ALL OF YOU

  • who ever gives the crazy fucks the most money wins ya tom cruise your the prick of the year

  • Thank God he compels people to have the courage to step forward and expose these things. These people are off their rockers.

  • this man is saying everything while at the same time saying nothing, vague meaningless bollocks!

  • Holy fucking shit this blows my mind, quit talking dude no one likes cults.

  • come out of the closet mr cruise

  • Dear Lord, I come to you and pray as I am, a sinner. A sinner in this world full of blindness and darkness. I pray dear lord cause I believe that Jesus died for me. Save me dear father in heaven, as I am, I come to you, for I know the blood of Christ will cleanse my soul of sins, as my blindness fades away, and my eyes are clear to see, that Jesus died for me. I believe in my savor, Dear God. Amen. 4 minutes ago

  • i didnt know daffy duck was a scientologist

  • he lisps like Elmer Fudd

  • Haha David Miscavage or however you spell his name is an abusive asshole who brainwashes people.

  • @megayahabibi I would pay my taxes just to not listen to the bag a wind that babbles on for just little to long about metaporic stories of everlasting bore.

  • My god what a nightmare Toms life has become...

  • If a Schientologists wash a Shreetshweeper.

    If you listen closely this prick has had to have had speech therapy. When my fist hits this fucks head I know I'll have done all I could for humanity. Or ish that my arrogansh?

  • religion sucks

  • Panoply? Someone needs to keep that midget away form the thesaurus!

  • 1:41 - 1:52 kind of stepped on something he's presenting, and what's that again?

    Oh, freedom?

    LRH tech? this is so fucking funny

    I just call it ghostbuster tech

    because a lot of those crappy machines reminds me of that show, like...um...e-meter.

    didn't a 80's Japanese cartoon had something called exactly that?

  • New book: $cientology - Abuse at the top

    Check out: scobeepublishing(DOT)com

    Spread the word.

    The scam can´t go on for ever..........

  • What a load of bullshit... This psycho midget should be locked...

  • Wow I can't believe people actually believe this stuff. "Once you join you join for life." (paraphrase) "...no matter what your resources..." Talk about a business model. Pathetic!

  • i can't believe people believe any religion

  • He's a god! he's a god! and he's only tiny! Napoleon syndrome? Brainwashed moron!

  • @bigguitar22  U are right !!! Sci ...Brainwash :S

  • Call the hospital - a psychiatric patient is missing! Isn't scientology simply another means of getting money off people - rich people by spouting unfathamable crap?

  • Funny how they call a guy who is 5'7" (with heals) the biggest movies star in the world. These people are hilarious!!! It's almost like a parody or a bad dream.

  • Sick SICK people! Satanic egomaniacs.

  • Are you out of your freaking mind! This is a crazy and dangerous cult! The only thing they care about is taking your money and brainwarshing you!

  • tom cruise is cool in my book. i think he's a little out there on his beliefs but he seems like he's intelligent and old enough to make his own decisions regarding religion. what i can't stand is how he tries to shop around his religion and basically saying that if you're not a scientologist then you suck pretty much.

  • Hearing the Scifag-Overlord talk makes me wonder if his head missed the pillow and hit a rock occasionally.

  • Sooo, if they know ALL the answers, AND they have money, AND they have connections....WHY is the world still screwed up?

  • fuck you scientology! it is a cult and a load of fucking bullshit!

  • @LachoDroogie sounds like all religions.

  • @LachoDroogie so is every religion

  • so if i join scientology i will become a big movie star like that flamer tom cruise

  • Yes, but by doing so, you have to give up your sanity, and turn beautiful girls into zombies =P

  • Check out Tom's "hype video" at 3:52 ...my jaw literally dropped. To paraphrase:

    "In a time when millions of mentally ill people foolishly want help with their problems, and the media cruelly keeps the public from knowing how totally awesome Scientology is, one man has decided to say...enough. One man has decided to turn back the tide on an epic scale. That man is: ultra-platinum, level 87, unlockable-only, 24 carat arch-mage Star Commander...the greatest actor in the galaxy, Tom Cruise!!!"

  • Holy f'ing crap...that guys annoying lisp is enough for me not to want to join. LOL

    Is there anything in that crackpot religion that can be done to cure that???? Hell, the claim to be able to cure disease, addiction and mental problems.

  • Sounds like a seminar I attended that turned out to be a pyramid scheme.

  • yeah it was created by a neer do well science fiction writer

  • My point would be that i never met a Scientologist with a college degree.

    Any person with a higher education realizes what a sham Scientology is.

    And if you are lumping in David Miscavige and Tom Cruise in with Jesus and Abraham Lincoln....you have got some real perception problems buddy.

    Maybe Xenu can help you out.

    Anybody that really wants to know the Truth about Scientology, enter Xenu in Wikipedia...and all shall be revealed.

  • There are times when I wish I had a time machine.....where I could travel back in time, and make sure certain people would not bear offspring - this is one of those times.

  • Go ask a $cientologist. They say it´s possible to travel in time and space. As a $cientologist you can also develop an ability to communicate with trees and plants.

  • What are you trying to say Tom? Are you saying you don't want to take medication for your mental problems?

  • The guy does does not even have a High School diploma...and he is their leader? I think that fact speaks volumes about the orginazaiotn itself.

    Just more proof that all Scientologists are nuts.

    The umitigated gall they have to think they KNOW the answers to all is quite disconcerting.

    I guess I'll be proven wrong when their "Spaceship" comes to get them.

    In the interim...they are very dangerous people in a very dangerous cult.

  • Yep. No diploma. Just like Jesus and ALL of the Apostles and who has been called the greatest President our country has ever had. Abraham Lincoln. And your point concerning "no high school diploma" would be..................?

  • CULT

  • L. Ron Hubbard was a failed science fiction writer and David Miscavige is a high school dropout. Not exactly the kind of people worth following.

  • David Miscavige is a douchebag. Check out the Nightline interview he did with Ted Koppel. It's on YouTube. Scary stuff.

  • Favorite event of all time

  • weird folks :P

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! XD

  • Tom has to stand on the car to see over the top and wave to his fans, sad short man...

  • This could have been jesus 2000 years ago. All religion fucking sucks

  • good point but this is some freaky fucked up shit

  • i think david misgavidge is glib and a crazy cult leading asswhole riddilin rules

  • actually I take that back, I do know wtf they are talking about. They are the real deal people, a true world domination cult. They want to run the world. I hope that these aspirations come to the attention of the united states government so that we can finally deal with the leadership of scientology the way they deserve to be dealt with, maximum security prison!

  • wtf are they talking about

  • He's gay, and theirs proof.

  • is this a joke? probly isnt but it totaly seems like it, just the voice over and tom cruise, its sooo cheesy haha!

  • Love the melodramatic voice over that begins at 3:56 - 5:00. Sounds like some entrance promo introduction video to some WWE wrestler. lol

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  • he's so fuckin stupid..

  • the best on the scientology is that it was a science fiction writer who invent that religion,... he lost himself in his books,...

    FUCK TOM CRUISE

  • When my head hits my pillow each night, I'm usually drunk as shit from frozen alcohol manufactured by space lizards who came to me in my dreams, clustered up Barzons around my anus and blew it up with spicy chorizo.

  • such fucking bullshit.

  • "squeezed and pulled and hurt my neck in 1988"

  • why are so many of the top celebrities

    into these cult religions!!! Wonder if all that fame and money makes them think

    differently and make them thinking stranger than normal people!! ver

  • Well, being famous means not automaticly being smart.

  • LMAO hail Xenu

  • This is the way the world ends--thinks to power-mad idiots like these people.

  • they're seriously into the brainwashing...

  • Nutters. Funny comments below... he he he

  • It's like watching an action movie preview, except everyone seems to be jerking themselves off in front of a mirror. :/ I respect everyone's right to express their freedom of religion or belief, whatever it may be, but I shake my head at any group of people who set out to try and convert others, then give medals to themselves for doing it. Like it's some kinda bottle drive. Whoever gets the most wins this shiny whatever...

  • these are just people trying to find their way in this strange, surreal world we live in. I think the challenge of all of us is to grow and improve and to discover what this world is all about...what life is all about, what works and what doesn't, what is real and what isn't. They're not crazy or evil...they're just seekers of the truth in a world where those things we already accept as true are none less strange than the theories espoused by Scientologists. (of which I'm not one...)

  • Hail Xenu

  • I wonder if the Church of Scientology have the rights to use that Chemical Brothers track in their video.

    If I was Chemical Brothers - I'd get pissed that my track is being used by class 4 OT 7 carbon/titanium/irridium/ medal of jerk offs - What The Fuck ! ?

  • it's crystal method

    /watch?v=m7CYzc1naaw

  • scientology is all across the world its insane what are these ppl thinking? let them roam though, people act like they're afriad of these pussies. If one of these scifags got close to me with a camera, oh boiii

  • Now, they tryna convert j.lo to scientology, the first puerto rican to convert. Lmao!

  • You'd be hard pressed to come up with something creepier than these Scientology awards videos. When Cruise and Miscavige stand at attention and salute each other the Creep-O-Meter really jumps off the scale.

  • fuck scientology!!!!!

  • its inbedding with christainity thats how fucked up it is

  • Seem like self.righteous fuckheads... dangerous stuff.

  • Its like that king arthur movie "i am a servant of god " wall the reigious fanatics back where you found them and thats what should be done

  • This is just a mass suicide waiting to happen....

  • Scientology reminds me of the people enslaved in the "We" society of Ayn Rand's Anthem..!

  • Who can believe in this. It is all so cheap and tacky, what religion gives people "freedom, valour" medals lol. And i think Tom Cruise is probably a good guy, he has just been brain washed so totally that in his head he feels sorry for us. I wonder how many millions thay have taken off him?

  • Omg i musta had to watch this about 10 times, i fell asleep for the first 9.

  • Oprah was skinny!

  • Who the fuck is the leader of these whack jobs.

    They have a pope like guy? This stuff is nuts.

    Shitty scientology sound system too... Fuckin' losers.

  • The career of tom cruise is over

  • i realy dislike scientology, but u gotta admit. Thats some sweet graphics they have there.

    I guess thats why so many people get foolet in to beliving this bullcrap.

  • Would you please say something meaningful and logical, rather than spew drivel?

  • That is one gaudy stage.

  • a scientologist street sweeper? no disrespect to street sweepers but does the church know how much they charge?