Hipster Hell

[BobbyHodgeHD]

agreed!

[ImNotAHerppaDerppa]

... he's missing the objective... i think he just described emo and some scene guys...

[MrManIsland]

Hilarious how they may be being yourself includes being a hipster. It's a label, anyone that looks different from the norm is a hipster now. That's like saying metalheads and ravers from their orginating times were different, makes them hipsters; also they're not "themselves"...

[ilikepurpleoranges]

its called being different douche bag.

[TheMilkstake]

@ilikepurpleoranges different? really? its called being mindlessly uniformed, u hipster douche. There is no name or movement for original people, they are just that, original.

[ilikepurpleoranges]

@TheMilkstake k i didnt ask for you're dumb ass comment k? k.

[TheMilkstake]

@ilikepurpleoranges dont comment if u dont want to be replied to k? k.

[hagshor]

You're an idiot if you think you just described a hipster. And the fact that you just walked around in a room in circles, edited your video in this choppy fashionable way and gave yourself that judgmental as fuck voice inflection says something about your intelligence. Get fucked ugly.

[gnarlyganslut]

dear sir: your describing scene kids....no eyeliner please, and skinny jeans are optional..and buy from thrift store...also: go to as many shows as possible and buy records and actually have a music taste..

[mihanich]

his face is asking to hit it with a brick, as we russians say

[ForrestUzumaki]

Hipsters never pay 60$ for clothes

[MacWillyFortunes]

@ForrestUzumaki They do, they just don't tell.

[millionsofkids]

Funny pause not...

and since when do hipsters wear "guy liner" what is that?...clearly you do this all the time alone in you're room while putting on you're mothers clothes....and you're mixing emo with scene slash hipster slash you don't know what the hell your taking about. NEW TOPIC

[lisita85]

Think this guy is funny.

[icollectdeadbodies]

Never seen hipsters as this guy described them in this video...but doesn't everyone have there own idea of what a hipster is and inst? I mean geeze cant even walk outside dressed nicely without people putting a label on you,pretty ridiculous.

[williambonniemusic]

Hey dude, Way not to be a dude... Fagamatrix enormatron!!! congrats fag@your faggy, so much you make actual fags jealous....!!! GAY FAGY!!!!.........

[Ericaforneverafterx3]

This actually sounded more like the scene trend . >.>

Just saying .

[boooters]

You're the one living in a loft, ya douche

[snozberry123456789]

He looks like hes in a loft........hipster?

[omfgitztroy]

lol @ the way he says "dooooods"

[jacoboDrew]

*facepalm* last time i checked my hipster dictionary, you're describing something that occurred in the early 2000's.

wasn't being hipster about having a mustache, being obnoxiously vegan, eating nutella, and living in oregon? goddammit, i'm just going to ride my fixed gear and tent to my organic tomato garden while i comb my fucking mustache... fuck this.

[BunrakukenIII]

@jacoboDrew

Sadly, hipsters evolved...... but not tin the way that everyone expects, right?

[acidxbel]

whoa whoa. we need guys in eyeliner.

get to the lg15 plot already...

[Earatticdotcom]

Is this guy trying to be SXEPhill?

[BItchSlayerGirly]

hahahah im totally not a hipster, but i actually like this video,, fuunnyy! hipsters dont wear eye liner ¬¬ and vintage shirts are better than freaking aero postale shit ohohoho

[RunescapeEpicVideos]

get over ittt, poeple can do or wear what tthey want, no matter how many of you guys posts videos about them, they continue to do what they please because they dont give ashit, appearntly you do.. which is dumb.

[newslangnoticing]

it kind of sounded like he was bitter that he didn't have enough money to buy that hall and oates t shirt

[pizzini3000]

WHERE THE FUCK IS HE WALKING!?

[NorCatorandtheOohla]

what a pretentious prick. at least get the stereotype right if your going to insult a group of people.

[TheAntibodies]

Whats with the filming yourself while walking? Is that some kind of stylistic choice?

[nomchompsky]

and yet you made a youtube video ranting against it.

so ironic.

[newerawearer]

wankerrrrr

[FAQbanana]

34 Hipsters have seen this video.

[johnnyvulture3]

it looks like he styled his hair with cum

[JennyTheWitchHat]

i love you =D

[pimpninja1985]

Hipsters. Yet another reason why I moved to Europe....

[MrArnelllll]

i think hes talking about scene kids.

[SeptemberChaos]

Hipsters don't wear Hot Topic. They wear clothes from a place. You wouldn't get it.

[sdsjd17]

wat da fuuuuck is dis!!!

[allanispro]

I don't think he knows what a hipster is.

[masterfonda]

I know men in makeup that would cut your fucking heart out.

[coptersoisoi]

It is ok to wear. But im not a hipster. And I dont wear skinny jeans and im old. And in the 80s and 70s people wore guy liner like David Bowie. Not everyday. Just at clubs so chicks would notice your long eyelashes and talk about how beautiful they are. OK.. but the hipster look is plastic. It's a bunch of pretentious beard face tarts trying to figure were they belong because that missed the 80s scene or the early 90s scene. Music after that is just corporate and plastic.

[barttan]

I got a headache from this video. After awhile, it felt like the blair witch project, but infinitely scarier.

[Bob8199]

nigga, please

[newbie7765]

but dude. YOU LOOK LIKE A HIPSTER.

[bainshee]

the mass will always be afraid of everyone that looks diffrent... Be it hiphopers or hipsters or emo or metall.. Really anything that isent the gap.

Enjoy being "normal"

[julesdisco]

The guy in this video needs to come out of the closet already, the only reason you made this video is because you got to put mascara on. Loser go surf. BRO!!!

[w4r7]

this guy is a bro or broster or broseph aka brohemian. douchier than a hipster.

[Abeam427]

hahaah..yeah its true

[stevemehne]

hes putting scenesters and hipsters in the same catagory.

[morningstarscrew]

@stevemehne pretty much. i was wondering where all that guyliner came from..it's emo not really hipster. whatevs.

[merdovsky01]

@stevemehne scenesters, hipsters, emos wtv

[mmichal]

hipsters aren't even that bad; better than this fat faced frat fag caring too much about what others wear. -_-

[stephenpaultaylor]

This video is HILARIOUS!!

I just made a music video about a horrible Hipster Houseguest from Hell, check it out if you wanna!

[haisevaewok]

What a douche.

[musikguy69]

Whatever.

[snicklefritzmayo]

Yeah dude! Fuck a hipster whatta buncha buttmonkies!

[heyyitscassie]

this was annoying.

all the camera movement in the background, dude. no.

wow.

[tylerandeddyshow]

thank you.

[paulid84]

Haha, I thought it was funny. It seems like quite a few too cool for school hipsters didn't approve. That whole "open minded artsy" attitude is really dull and played out.

[TobiasMathe7]

Amen, brother...my university is infested with these buggers!!

[rosetyler21]

you put that eyeliner on rather well (hmmmmmm.......)

[TheFeelin89]

god i hate this guy. hipsters can be really cool and they are more original then they get credit for. scene kids are the ones he described so annoyingly.

hipsters actually know fashion, music and art, and they can hold intelligent conversations and YES this guy reminds me of every other stupid JOCK/CUNT/DBAG at my college. Talking about being original, yet he looks like the average douchebag that lives in a frat house and sucks at everything except getting drunk.

FUCK YOU DUDE

[taikofox]

intelligent conversations...

"they are more original 'then' they get credit for"

brilliant.

really.

[BacchusFA]

TheFeelin89 you are a fucking joke. Come to my hood in the Mission District of San Francisco and see it polluted with nothing but horrible trust fund hipsters who are systematically killing a once thriving counter-culture with their "indie" smugness, cookie cutter fashion sense, horrible fucking fedoras and kangols and pretentious fixed gear bicycles and let's not forget the self-absorbed bullshit attitude they we all have to endure. They might as well be wearing IZOD! Deport them all to NYC!!!

[Portis1Luv]

@BacchusFA

I agree with you totally. I lived in West Oakland for over ten years and was present to witness the gentrification firsthand.

I even did some investigation as to see what this "culture" was truly like, and trust me the stereotyped vapidness is real...I wasn't able to strike up one meaningful convo with a single one....not one could discuss any relevant issue dealing with social justice, etc.

It's completely soulless.

[BacchusFA]

That's funny you mention Oakland. My wife and I lived in Oakland and Berkeley collectively for about ten years too. I used to be a regular at Smitty's on Grand and went by recently and my beloved old bar transformed into hipster hell. It was heart breaking and now the Serenader also went belly up just to be replaced by some horrible hipster shit hole called "heart and dagger." Kill me now please.

[luxtrip]

@BacchusFA yeah i agree with you on the heart and dagger thing. its terrible

[BacchusFA]

@luxtrip they ruined Smitty's. It used to be a great old man coke head hangout. Now it's nothing but fedora's and skinny jeans. Die already.

[mimig14]

@BacchusFA that sucks, I am going to school for Fashion Design in San Francisco, and was hoping to escape these people in NYC, hopefully there are people who don't fit this stereotype:(

[BacchusFA]

@mimig14 lol...I really never knew that new york was the unfortunate birthplace for such tragic fashion horrors. Hipsters will welcome you with open arms Mimi in S.F.

[DYLAN123123123123]

@TheFeelin89 You said it dude, Fuck this Douchebag Frat boy! oh, and @reedabook99 if you're going to talk shit about Hipsters/Hipster culture at least know a little bit about what you're talking about. You have hipsters confused with Hot topic shopping Scene Kids, Dumbass...

[VASINGER]

@TheFeelin89 Hipsters are not original. There are a few real hipsters left that are actually part of the creative community. But in general, the hipsters are just like each other. They lack individuality, which is part of the whole irony of hipsters because they're striving for that very same thing which seems to be elusive. And also they conform to a set of rules to be a "hipster" just as non hipsters do. And lots of hipsters hate God, but so do non hipsters. So they are the same.

[richardnixonisgod]

dude u are so out of touch. Wtf i've never even heard of hipsters wearing guyliner. Even if they did they would not admit. Dud these people are more scene. Like the ties. Really what planet are you living on?

[casper61111]

Just reading all these comments pretty much proves my point that america had become pussyfied. Its a real shame.

[donohuee]

This guy sounds like a bigger douche than most hipsters. Keep living your contrived and safe lifestyle.

[chrisisawfullyfresh]

@donohuee It must be super dangerous shopping in thrift stores and looking like your mother still dresses you in clothes your grandmother made for you.

[poopmcscoopface]

@donohuee yeah cuz hipsters live oon the edge right?

[AwiseMANsaid]

Get some class brother. I don't rip on you for looking like every other frat boy that graduated with a 2.2

[whoaitsjul]

Why must you keep walking around? Its distracting.

[senorcardgage678]

i've never seen a hipster wear eyeliner before

[happidae]

Do people really go around saying that they are a "hipster"?

[azurenscens]

you look like something hot topic threw up. LOL. damn hipsters suck. they are no better than jocks or the goths. they all equally suck as much dick as the next group of idiotic people who are too pathetic to bee themselves.

[TheFeelin89]

shut the fuck up...what fucking category do you fit into...oh the "i'm being myself" category? i figured just like EVERYBODY FUCKING ELSE.

[chandru1103]

What needs to be understood is that a non-conformist is not someone who is different in every way...that is an impossibility. A non-Conformist is someone who chooses what they like based solely on their own personal preferences and not on what is considered to be common or largely found to be appropriate. I don't think that anyone who considers themselves a "hipster" is Non-Conformist, in the sense that they DO conform to the aesthetic choices of their peers.

[iowafilmdude22]

The only reason why i like tight pants are because i love the human form. And skinny jeans shows off the form and skinniness of the leg. But i don't wear those retarded ones that you can buy at hot topic. I wear just normal jeans that are tight. I don't do it to be different or to be cool. But, hipsters are a disgrace to what is style. They always try to be different and usually just succeed on being the same as every other hipster.

[TheFeelin89]

just like EVERYBODY else.

[Wonkawouldbeproud]

i like conductor hats...

[caustiks]

douchebag

[liverqiconstraint]

Who really cares. "Hipster" is no different than any other fashion trend.

[RPIComedy]

Hipsters...they don't want to conform yet their are so many of them

[ryangepgepgep]

Tell me, how can one be themselves when it's assumed that there are only two ways of gender identification?

[chandru1103]

very good point.

[Shoyru40359]

Hey man, don't knock it.

It might not be the look for you, but some guys can totally pull it off.

[emilyrawkss]

You guys know this a joke right? He was part of LG15. They have to make videos like this, to start off their channel. ._.

[BrainSeepsOut]

Your video "style" of making really short cuts also belongs to the hipster trend.

Just stop it.

Can't you make a shot longer than half a sentence?

[orangehat75]

so now a video style belongs to a trend?

wtf? haha

[PaintYourSilence]

You forgot to mention hipsters who make YouTube videos with biting social commentary..

[waffleXprincess]

i personally think tht guyliner is pretty hot

[Ceb773]

someone forgot their ritalin

[chriskaroshi]

young and fashionable people who like culture and art and going out and getting wasted and fucking like rabbits must be pretty annoying to some shit loser who spends insane amounts of time alone planning and editing a video obsessing over things he doesn't even understand. i guess you accomplished your mission though, because your voice alone makes me want to fucking shoot myself.

[w0125262]

you have to admit though, that there is a healthy proportion of those folks who are just aping the trend...when you're young, its easy to be fooled into thinking that you're not interesting enough or hip enough, or whatever. I can forgive a 19 year old for being a bit confused or disingenuous, but its the 25+ year old hipsters who really plank my salmon. You still do coke? Really? You still think New Order is the shit? Really? Still think being vague and laconic is charming? Really?

[TheFeelin89]

thank you :)

[cerca87]

well done, i enjoyed this

[Kdawg25]

HAHA YES! THANK YOU someone finally said it!

[BrainSeepsOut]

Why didn't YOU?

[DJAnthonyWill]

hahah THIS DUDE IS THE MAN!!!

[LfunkeyA]

i like how this dude hates on hipsters, but falls into the 'hipster' stereotype in every possible way. i hate stereotyping, but i understand it's difficult to avoid. just minimize it.

[fazelife]

is he gay?

[ChicGeek94]

You're talking about scene kids....also, people who think they're hipsters are fakes.

[danthordan]

He's not talking about scene kids actually.

[waffleXprincess]

hes not talking about scene kids

[technoromeo]

Totally wrong

[YouAre256ColoursToo]

haha i don't think this describes a "hipster!"

[CapnnOrdinary]

doode, he wasn't describing a "hipster", he was describing a "scene-kid"

hipsters where Oakland A's baseball hats with red pants from 1979, white Nike shows from 1986, while sporting a beard, and while wearing a t-shirt that has a "wild life animal" scene on it (of either wolves howling at the moon, or of a sea-turtle)

but that whole "look" is actually 3 years old... oh well.

set all ya'll front

[BrittanyBurgessBABY]

ROTFLMAO

[TheophilusHuman]

he needs to be ironically berated

[toecutterr6]

Conductor hat is THE worst!

[ParkerFarker]

"Oh look at me! I like walking around my (rather-hipster-looking) house never washing my hair and loving myself" is the general feeling i get from you. and also figure out what a hipster is yeah?

[ericsinamerica]

dude you suck.

scene kids are not hipsters.

get ur shit straight BRO.

[Orangeblud21]

your right they are way...way...way worse.

[Erika2217]

This was excellent!

[bayzano]

Hahahaha Dude, you rule!!!! lol

[chiapet108]

uuhh that guy is a fag.

first of all he's describing scene kids not hipsters.

shit man get your stereotypes right.

what a douche.

[ilovesolfege]

i made 2 hipsters almost cry once....haha...

sooo gay.  one had a fucking shaved chest.

[regurgitatedlie]

"I don't need to know what religion you are." Fucking hilarious!

[renzox43]

yeah i don't understand this whole hipster trend and i work at Urban

[TuesdaeXJade]

Things one can find in my posession:

Skinny jeans

eyeliner

A conductor hat (I didn't know they were called that 'till now)

A shirt that is older than 10 yrs (but I I've had it since I was six, so ha)

A (black silk) tie

But I'm female, so its all cool, right?

Funny enough, most of these (tie, skinny jeans, hat,) I haven't worn since highschool.

[thecoolguy1291]

pretty funny

[sallybites]

I'm gonna fucking murder you in your sleep. wait sorry no i'm not.

[itsokweknow]

i seriously think i love you. that was hilarious

[marblescha]

This is the best. You tell 'em.

[uniko509]

This is pretty amazing.

[JamieNov81]

I need to take my meds. :s

[LINd3ER]

You fail.

[aaronstyleshardy]

lol i think Reed should wear skinnie jeans

[tenillia]

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!

[Neowinter]

you. are flippin hilarious.XD

[BLZNDECHEEBA]

he looks like the gay guy from degrassi? lool

[DarienGabriel2]

Elitist. Yes, that is the best word to describe it. Thats about the only way to describe it.

[ZekeandHolly]

Some things about this are right, others are wrong... but i just think it's totally uncool for strait men to dress like they're gay.

[cargoboom123]

Okay, make a video on the REAL scum. The Jocks, the gangsters, the wannabe gangsters and all the assholes that are made with the basic idea that they are cool or tough for destroying things and threating people with guns. I choose fits over gun any day.

[RedLight00]

I've been saying this for YEARS.

Thank you, Finally someone that agrees and notices the scum walking around!

[amtgrl657]

um excuse me but who r u to tell ppl whats lame or not? its called OPINION my friend. And my OPINION is u suck. Seriousley geta life. Stop posting videos on why u hate pants and hipsters and stuff like that. NO ONE CARES. The only reason ppl subscribe is because they think ur funny. Just stick with the resistance seies and get lost.

And actually i think guys look hot with eyeliner.

P.S. Ever heard of shampoo? Wash ur hair.

[nanceinsnow]

Yes, honey, thank you. This video, apart from being fiction, also expresses an OPINION.

Get over yourself.

[amtgrl657]

Fuck you

[IMOnlyNow]

Look I'm no fan of metrosexuals - to be sure but where does this looser come off judging ANYone?. WTF is wrong with people? WTF is wrong with this jerk? and yeah, wash your hair for god's sake you look a friggin' fansite moderator

[toriaenigma]

aahah his hair is sooo greasy looks gross

[leglessnotlegolas]

But...but...I LOVE my conductor hat! :(

[xMannyfestox]

Who the hell is this guy?

[Kneenibble]

I really tried to listen to your words, but you're just too handsome. Sorry. I'm sure it was insightful.

[gu88766]

hipsters don't wear eyeliner... or drink bud light. its all about the cutoff jeans and fixed gear bikes and pbr.

being yourself is over rated. trust me. its boring.

[jenlight]

I don't get the know what religion you are part.

[chuckb942]

It makes reference to a guy being circumcised or uncircumcised. Most Jewish men are un

[jenlight]

Oh wow. I'm slow. Thanks.

[Mbmonkey]

Holy hell, you're the new LG15 character!

Hah!

It's so weird how I stumbled upon this, and you turn out to be part of the new series.

You're going to be an AWESOME character. :)

[doomkittykillz]

haha,I like it...

but when you made the video... did you already own the clothes and make-up or go out and buy it for this purpose?

[gunslingerxtrodinare]

..how am i subscribed to you?

i don't remember doing that

:c

[yepiamawesome]

thats acutally not really hipster... more emo.

hipster people are WAY more obnoxious.

and dont shower.

and gross.

[Sohbin]

finally someone awesome from the mid-west.

its about DANG TIME!

[KindredPhantom]

I like your editing style.

[swims13]

I just reed the libro

I dont get it!

[Jbake915]

You. Are. Awesome.

[veelavaloom]

I tried to post this already but it disappeared. Reed...I have only one request...and please honor it:

Will you be my friend?

Because you are by far the coolest person I've seen today...maybe even this whole week. Your video is HILARIOUS...hope there is no residual damage from the pink jeans....

[Mbmonkey]

You. Are.

MY HERO!

Emo is the gayest fad EVER.

[Ishykawa]

Dude I so agree

[modelmotion]

canon boi must have gotten hammered last night

[reedabook99]

nope, not hammered. just stayed up way too late watching veronica mars.

[ClappingForChlamydia]

you said it dude.

so where in chicago you stayin?

don't you <3 chi-town! :D

[reedabook99]

Chi-town is my-town.

[SonofaStitch]

Oh Reed, I could have loved you had you not dissed my favorite kind of hat.

Oh well.

[ryubaks]

Ain't that the truth?

[modelmotion]

so when is the new video gonna be ready emocanonboi?