Alec calls Chris call 9 part 1

[smile221]

Any white knights who defend chris should listen to these calls and learn what an utterly bankrupt creature he is

[1openeyeproductions]

9:25 HE THREW IT ON THE GROUND

[Hells666singer]

I was wondering if Alec knew about that trial... here's my answer

[rc12069]

Been listening to these calls in order over the past few days, really have to hand it to Alec he does an immense job identifying the flaws in CWC's logic and then using it against him. It's hard to even call this trolling because Alec is completely rational throughout and offers CWC some sound advice which is of course disregarded. I'm not sure if these calls are as good as the father call which has so many classic moments ('I.....am an American, etc.') but they're brilliant all the same.

[Ulron1]

@rc12069 Well, most of Chris' troll actually try to get him to better himself, Alec, Jackie, Kacey, its hardto call any of them trolls when they seem to want him to make a better person of himself. Shame Chris is too thick headed to listen.

[TheSkunkCat]

@Ulron1

Which is also why Chris should be in a mental institution.

It's that thickheadedness that makes him unemployable and it's not like you could beat it out (many trolls have tried.) If you are mean to Chris he fucks up and doesn't do what he should, and if you're nice to Chris he just ignores it entirely. You can't work with him.

And seeing as how Chris as such could never hold onto even the most retard-proof job for more then a few days, he should thus be in a mental institution.

[DangerNathan1337]

@rc12069 troling.......to the greatest extent 

[tw1stedgrudge]

It actually shows how spiteful he is, and how much he bears a grudge against people. Call 8 ended on a plainly "nice" note, and then this shit went down.

[Popanator2010]

Alec is the king of trolls! I worship thee!

[TheFed0ra]

Later in this phone call (on the original audio which I found on the CWC Wiki, Chris said that Mexican Flag day "could be better"... D:< What???

[CaseHa]

@TheFed0ra alec's right, he thinks he's so awesome his birthday should be a holiday

[whilwheaton]

"hi chris, its alec" oh....hey, i was not expecting you lol

[halowarrior1000]

ORIENTATION FIGHT!!!

[Madnam]

This has to be the best series of phone conversations I've ever heard. It even adds to the badassness that alec probably never expected these calls to be heard outside of this conversation. Bravo!

[idatethefatkid]

I feel so bad for Alec during these calls. It's like he's trying to talk to a wall, only the wall insults him and is quite possibly insane.

[Aliun625]

Lol, love the Metal Gear codec reference.

[TsarIvanIV]

where's part 2?

[Sinthetic1230]

Hey uh, when are you going to upload the rest of the conversation?

[ThePearlhead]

Dude! He's the provider AND Messiah of Lulz! If you don't think anyone putting Chris in his place is funny, then you're an idiot.

[CodyJamesBriscoe]

you fail as hard as EdTheHedgehog1894

[InsaneChef]

ive been following chris from the start. this is not lulzy compared to other stuff that has happened to chris

[CodyJamesBriscoe]

all the alec calls are pretty much the father call, but longer and funnier

[lamnaa]

@CodyJamesBriscoe

Yeah but Alec's not as sexy.

[TubularMonkey]

Chris's language skills are cobbled together from anime and church, aren't they? False witness, unto, curse ye, etc. I don't have any deep point, I just think it's really funny.

[RobotBacon]

This whole saga seems intent on proving that someone can out-think a mentally handicapped guy.

Can we do something interesting now?

[deedeearemaster]

@RobotBacon

I agree.

[XtianWestendShamer]

my name is alec and i have a victim complex - oh chris chan uve wronged me i trusted ur love so much

[Alueci]

9:25

That's ridiculous. Chris would never willing share a bowl of ice cream with anyone.

[PsychoJosh]

@Alueci By "bowl" I think you mean tub.

[Kristanni20X6]

@Alueci yeah. I mean, just look at Chris

[bainaka]

i read through the entire transcript. and my only question is will they have him kill sandy?

and did anyone else get freaked chris killed several innocent people for nothing but his own ego? thats the sign of a serial killer

[Shavarnarak]

I hope they do make him kill Sandy. It ought to be very amusing, and he so has that coming.

[Shadoboy]

@bainaka

Even worse. Tortured them in a inhumane way before killing them.

More proof that CWCville is a dictatorship ruled by a sadistic bastard.

[bainaka]

@Shadoboy oh and did you notice he ripped off harvey birdman?

yet another character chris thinks is origional but is still a complete rip off

[LulzIshall]

Sandy isn't going to be killed--Evan likes her too much. However, Wild is either going to lose custody to Simonchu or she'll run away to star in her own Asperpedia comic because she deserves better than Chris.

[bainaka]

i see. i know of the new asperpedia comic that includes sandy, and i eagerly await its newer pages.

i jst felt it justice someone kills a murderer. but now looking back i have only sympathy for the child, misguided, abused, and mistreated by the dark side

[Shavarnarak]

Seems there is already a comic about her on the Asperpedia, called Capering Berries.

Seems the Asperpedia four have a fifth member now.

[Shavarnarak]

BLASPHEMOUS advertisements Chris?

He really thinks he's a deity doesn't he? reminds me of when he kept singing PRAISE ME!

[Sinthetic1230]

@Shavarnarak

Or his horrible Mr. Plow remake.

[Shavarnarak]

Yeah... I changed his lyrics to a more appropriate filk.

Who's naive? Christian Chandler!

Who's na-ive! Christian Chandler!

[deltafoverdeltax]

No one ever tells him that a parody is supposed to be extreme. He's made to seem retarded and stupid in the parody because his (admittedly already extreme) behavior is being magnified parodically. That's the point. That's what a parody is. That's why a parody's funny. Maybe he wouldn't understand even if he were told bluntly.

[ChevalierAguila]

Chris Chan has an ego the size of the sun, it's just insane.

[Napalmxxx2]

I wonder, why hasnt Alec just gotten therapy after hearing the evident bullshit coming from CWC.

[1amsm1th]

This really illustrates his bizarre delusions of grandeur. He truly believes that he can do no wrong.

[deltafoverdeltax]

I see why people keep saying that, but I don't think he's lying when he says he doesn't believe that when he's confronted with the idea point-blank. He's done stuff that he knows is wrong at least in the sense that he knows he's done stuff that's hurt himself, so it's totally ineffective to tell him that he thinks he doesn't. He just has the emotional maturity of a child and has no idea how to apply that fact to future behavior.

[TheFed0ra]

I'm following these phone calls like my life depends on it XDDD.

[ThatKidOverThere]

Thanks! You're always the first to upload these.

I'm anticipating part two.

[TheRocketCake]

Lol @ teh icecraem thing.