Coach Hines - Paintball Massacre

[nrdify]

STOP IT OR I WILL SET YOU ON FIRE!

[RoflRofle]

I miss MadTV

Thumbs up if you think they should take out Mad and put back MadTV!!!!!

[i0nPuNk182]

LMFAO Sweet and sours!

[champinlikeachamp20]

The cheer is the best part of the whole video, thumbs up if you agree!! :D

[CarsonIsRed]

the dislike bar's shorter than his shorts

[jesp581a]

Oh my god no he didnt hehehe

[jesp581a]

my friend call this crap. i called 911

[leholmes19]

Coach Hines: the Movie. This needs to happen before I die.

[proni1]

cant wait for peele and keegans new show

[BoosterSilver]

YA KNOW WHATCHYA THINK YAMANASHI

[PureMotivation15]

STOP IT OR I WILL SET YOU ON FIRE!

[MegaPackerfan4]

AGHHHHHH WHY WHY WHY DID THEY CANCLE THIS SHOW I LOVEE MAD TV AGHH

[iSuavee]

EPIC ENDING

[3whitemamba]

coach has alot of experience with the reach arounds hahah

[MegaPackerfan4]

@3whitemamba i cant wait for the day medical science alows me to etc XD SOOO FUNNY

[long20894]

First i thought he was Hell Boy XD...or Hell Hines maybe :P

[essaomar]

Hey Coach, R u gonna kiss me? ROFL....

[Kirbdoggydog1]

lol its hot out herrrr

[OneHellofaMind]

Fucking Yaminashi man

[manop98]

if in comedy central's new series "keegan and peele" (featuring coach and prince) they dont resurect coach hines i wont watch it.

[InvertMiniFreak]

The chinese guy reminds me of Cho from hangover

[abSOULuteD]

@InvertMiniFreak yea he's Korean not Chinese, next time say Asian.

[DjAchillies]

@InvertMiniFreak He is Cho.

[leialeon123]

is the whole class gay or something?

[123keeganator]

Finaly he changes his pants

[STARHALOGUY117]

Yamanashi, I dream of the day when medical science will allow me to be shrunk to a microscopic size injected to your spinal fluid once there I will travel in a miniature sub through your body and into your brain meat then I will take a pill that will allow me grow back to normal size exploding your skull bone and rendering your body into a pink mist. hahaha

[TheAby2009]

i miss MadTV :(

thumbs up if you agree

[godsent110587]

Hines should have his own movie.

On a 2nd thought, just gather all characters from madTV together like miss Swan, Stuart, Dot and Hines into one...Blockbuster....mega butt bluster Hollywood movie.

[750billy]

u kno what i think yamanashi!! its the way he jumps that has me lmao!!!

[EpicGamer79]

we gon shoot our paint all over chu

[juxmook]

I surrenduuurr

[231johnjohnson]

His shorts are so high,they failed a drug test

[SMWLYRICS]

The season finale of the Simpsons is on tomorrow

[ah25alex]

Omg no he didn't hahaa

[alostfox]

2:10 Lmfao

[RuPeRtI808]

HAHAHAHAHAH!!! Dis video cracks me UP!! :P

[cansgt03]

Gee coach you gonna kiss me now. lmfao

[kingofgolf72]

Yaminashi, maybe it didn't work because you decided to take a standing siesta in open territory!

[12345628387]

o my god n he didnt.. hehe

[BIGBALLERRRRRR]

all they want to do is cut off your wenus and use it as a braclet LMFAO

[TheGreatTamara]

Lol. 1:33 wenus is the skin on your elbow.

[FreakishSalmon]

Oh no he didnt

[blakkmagikk360]

they would like nothing more......then ta SLICE OFF YOUR WENIS......and WERE IT AS A BBRACELET

[SweetBunnyPuddinCup]

O.O Coach Hines is so dangerous...my spinal fluid is very immportant to me..:D

[bman9751]

ITS HOT OUT HER



[CarlosspicyWeiner47]

R u goin to kiss me right now coach

[bubbashimp24]

Hey cheick it out guys I got blue balls hahaha lol



[cixon18]

call this guy he is a fag (217) 419-4494

[kzoomaas17]

Yaminashi disliked this 81 times

[cgj819312]

SHUT IT YAMANASH!!!!!!

[icytea5]

yamanashi" great fucking name!

[ihearttimforeman95]

it's hot out her!

[xkylex95xx]

i laughed so hard xD plus. i think i pooped a little bit...

[shocka133]

Hines is a pedo I just noticed that lmao!!!

[conniecolloni123]

I'LL SET CHOO ON FIRE!

[AtlantaFalconsFan21]

what happened to 6:01? lol funny video

[Phoneix911]

coach you gonna kiss me right now

Yamanashi!!! your say one word to anybody about this and i will pry your skin thorat open with a crowbar and drop a gernade in you mud maker. lol

[ckjohnson1000]

sally jessie rapy l

[yaboy786]

is hot out heeeeerr lmao!



[TheGymn]

I thinks what this team need is a cheer.

"Load up you're guns and fill them with paint.

Winning is an option, but losing ain't.

We got so much spurit, yes we do.

We gonna shoot are paint all over chu! Yeah!"

[taekwondo2431]

whats that red thing o wait its justin biebers dick!!

[cruszkowski1]

pause at 3:31

[cruszkowski1]

pause at 3:33

[iYDGn]

While they're taking pop shots at your sweet n' sours! Died of laughter right there.

[FrankieT4NG]

I miss Bobby Lee.

[MagicDumbledorre]

thumbs up if your watching this in 2011

[MrDjoseph3]

hey guy check it out, i got blue balls! LMFAO

[LittleFarmer14]

I cannot believe that mad-tv was shut down

[aceofbassMrT]

we gonna shoot our paint all over chu!

[TheGorale97]

the guy who siad i surrender is probably gay because of the way he talks.

[Sirzz2381]

@TheGorale97 no it couldn't be, just because he's a cheerleader and runs like a wuss there's no way he's gay you silly goose :D

[DemonBladeXX]

79 people are Yamanashi

[CLEETISandCLOCK]

haha Bobby Lee always has the hardest time not cracking up during the coach hines skits

[ohsnapitsmya1]

Coach Hines:"Yamanashi what in the name of God's great gullet were you doing out there."

Yamanashi:"i did what u said coach di u see them running."

Coach Hines:"yamanashi that was us running u were shooting your own men!!!!!!!!!"

Yamanashi:'sorry i guess i just got cauth up in the blood lust."

[Xxcolombino360]

col

[FoxyGrandson]

the black guy is laprince

[kevin256100]

its hot out hear

[realboarder09]

Wat did hines say after darnel said he was surrendering

[regiraver]

@realboarder09

Hines: "You know what they did to cowards in the medieval times?"

Darnel: "I hope they let them get on the bus and go home, it's hot out hurr (here)"

Hines: "You're a disgrace to this regiment" *Flicks goggles*

[ohsnapitsmya1]

Darnel:"i thinks what this team needs is a cheer"

Coach Hines:"oh no don't do it"

Darnel:"load up your guns and fill then with paint winning is a option but loosing ain't we got so much spirit yes we do we're gonna shoot our paint all over wyou yeay"

Coach Hines:"stop it or i will set you on fire"

[axlesoccer07]

I Suuuurrrenderr :x Ahahaha

[captainfatfart]

plus i think i pooped a little

[ChainChomp77]

‎"One more crack outta you like that, and I swear to God, I'm gunna take that gun, I'm gunna shove it up your fun shuttle, and I am gunna paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, on the inside of your transverse AND Sigmoid colon!!

[Free9611]

oooo my goodnesss, they look so big!.... i surrender!... XD

[EstupedMexicanz]

xD he always makes fun of the asian guy, what a nut chucker

[theshortstack99]

@hemro88 yamanashi not hamanashi

derp

[poconutty1]

i hope they let them get on the bus and go home its hot out here

[MrPomps100]

@ MEGATHEGRAPIST, its Sistine Chapel not 16th, WOW

[MegaTheGrapist]

@MrPomps100 Sorry, Im not that smart

[MrKCHuff]

@MegaTheGrapist

buddy, its the"Ceiling of the Sistine Chapel"...

You know, by Michelangelo?

[benjie414]

weenis

[devynprettyboyswag]

call me (786-499-8024)

[rFakieHD]

thumbs up if ur watchin in 2011

[YourMarked]

If one more person dislikes this I swear to Gaad an sunny Jesus I WILL FLIP YOU UPSIDE DOWN BY YOUR EYELIDS AND TAKE A POTATO PEELER TO YOUR SHIN BONE!!!

[Volkovic7013]

Shut it YAMANASHI

[Octane64]

There school is cool, it has paintball classes.

[sandmanw3tp]

SHUT IT YAMINASH

[dadeeman1oo]

haha your sweet and sours!

[horaciosi]

This was the first Coach Hines episode i've seen and i laughed and laughed and laughed so hard.....it hurt.

[rupp87]

thats the patton theme music in the beginning its suppose to be a bit of a parody

[rupp87]

STOP IT OR ILL SET YOU ON FIRE

[RagedCarbon]

5:05 and 5:23, Hines and Yamanashi, brothers 'till the end.

[GuitarIsLife94]

LETS GO OOOOHRRAAAHHHHHHHHHH haha so funny @4:00

[Duunga14]

Lol. Yamanashi, i look forward to the day when medical science will allow me to be shrunken to microscopic size, and be injected into your spinal fluid. Then i will take a miniature submarine into your brain meat. Once there, i will take a pill that will allow me to grow back to normal size, exploding your skull bone, rendering your body into a pink mist.

[regiraver]

@Duunga14 he says dream* of the day, but still funny.

[DickieAnginson]

"Stop it or I will set you on fire!"

[Remro88]

Now Hamadashi, I dream of the day when medical science will allow me to be shrunk to a microscopic size and jacked in ino your spinal fluid. Once there, i will travel in a miniature sub through your body and into your blind meat. Okay ? Then, i will take a pill that will allow me to go back to normal size exploding your skull bone and ( rendering ?) your body into a pink myst !

[toasteeze]

PLEASE upload coach hines -Steroid Bust

[myChatay]

So we meet again....240p!

[OrlyDudeGuy]

Jovan Mustkatell and Coach Hines are the funniest Keagan Michael Key has ever played

[bobsleds84]

"la prince ou guys protect there flank once there wide is broken im gunna push forward!!" lmaao

[iEatKen]

"Gee coach, you gonna kiss me now?"

xD

[77wowzer]

wat i dont get if he nos allllllll of these body parts how come he doesnt become a m.d.?

[lacidamaster9]

I laughed so hard I think I pooped a little

[warrenlilly1986]

What's up with the tube socks lol!!!

[warrenlilly1986]

He makes me laugh everytime when he said the words "SET YOU ON FIRE" lol

[lLambsie]

shootin potshots at your sweet and sours!

[whitecastle18]

77 people pooped a little...

[Sousuke15]

Why can't coach hines be my coach

[cruiserai]

WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE DISLIKE THIS?!

UNHAPPY PEOPLE?!

[nibblenibbleCRUNCH]

alright SHUT IT!!!!!!!!!! my gosh SHUT IT YAMINASH!!!!!!!!

oh they look big.... i surrenderrrrr! lol that's AWESOME!!!!!

[TheHottopicgurl]

U WERE SHOOTING UR OWN MEN YAMINASHI! XD

[killY0u33]

77 people got set on fire by coach hines

[NekoWeiss]

wtf is wrong with people in this days, people make mistakes it can happen so deal with it or dont comment if you dont got anything better to say then shit -.-

[jacobdana10]

I will drop a grenade in your mud maker!!!!!!!

[jayrmaningas7]

76 people didn't want to capture the flag.

[WIDEOUTKIRK13]

@Chibears89 hey dip shit its adam not david educatate yourself

[chibears89]

@WIDEOUTKIRK13 hey cunt clean the shit out of your ears and listen to what he says in the skit.  sooo go fuck yourself

[K8andNat]

I LOVE COACH HINES SO PLEASE DO NOT LIGHT ME ON FIRE!!!!

[chibears89]

God here, David here....COLON!

[ThaFinalTrick]

i learned a new comeback IMMA SHOVE IT UP UR FUN SHUVEL!!!

[Lanternfan619]

I really wish my Coach was like him. LOL

[SuperBnelly]

76 people didn't want to capture the flag bad enough

[phantomfire0007]

OMG ITS HOT OUR HERR

[Jokeljoshua]

Hahahaha ! lMFAO !

[123acemaker]

DAMNIT YAMINASHI! IMA CUT YOU EARS OR WITH S H E A R S

[dylg533]

1:48-1:51 its hot out her haHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[CokeWTF]

pretty funny

[KingCokey]

so funny LOL!

[KingCokey]

This is how you play DOTA 2!

[bulletproof1324]

You know what you think yaminashi... maby that was because you decided to take a standing siesta in open territory, while the enemy was taking bounce shots at your sweet in sours lolol cracked me up

[HaloAndCoD4Life]

Call of Duty Modern Paintball 4

[NVLax5]

YOU BETTER LOVE COACH HINES OR ELSE I WILL LIGHT YOU ON FIRE!!!!

[StevO1942]

@NVLax5 set, set you on fire. YOU BETTER QUOTE COACH HINES CORRECTLY OR I WILL SET YOU ON FIRE!!!! xD

[DarthBarkerSithLord]

@NVLax5 Then I will rip the burnt flesh and pull the intestines out, take them and round the cattle with them, THEN I will jumprope those intestines.

[dillanamyotte]

@NVLax5 he says set u on fire not light u on fire. DUMBASS

[psommorr]

@NVLax5 LIKE A CHARCOAL BRIQUETTE!!!!!!!!!!

[TheBulletSlinger]

This tubby little squat bubble

[TheBulletSlinger]

@Lman254 hello old account I deleted you for some reason

[TheBulletSlinger]

Crap I mean brrraclet

[TheBulletSlinger]

"and wear it as a Berra let

[blahblah3371]

shut it yaminash

[blahblah3371]

shut it yaminah

[yregne]

oh god my sides hurt roflmao

[saMonsterx3]

"If you say one word about this to anybody I will pry your sphinkter open with a crowbar and drop a grenade in your mud maker!" lmfao. :)

[Soadian14]

Yaminashi... I dream, of the day. When medical science, will allow me to be shrunk, to a microscopic size, and be injected into your spinal fluid. Once there, I will travel in a miniature sub, through your body, and into your brain meat. Okay? Then I will take a pill, that will allow me to grow back to normal size, exploding, your skull bone, and rendering your body into a pink mist.

I have sid that to just about every one of my friends :D

[vvrules21]

spuurrut

[heidywrong]

omg he's wearing different shorts!

[tidalol]

"aye guys i got blue balls, AAAHAA"

[EggmanWithLSD]

74 People Need A Churr!!!

[MrImElmo]

aright now shut it...shut it yamanash!

[wizdaking]

This is great XD

[Addibob]

I think what this team needs is a chur!

[2020hindsieght]

best part is 0:00 to 6:02

[PAScanlonJr]

lol from 3:30 to 4:00