Flowers and Sausages

[kronicred]

Life IS all flowers and sausages.

[jordanlease1]

me and my girl laughed sooo fucking hard at this when i saw it on wife swap..then rewinded that part for her..instant laugh tears..LOL "brighter than a chlothes ohh, life just all flowers n sausages..if i want to imma wear a shirt that says fuck shannon, if i can"

[phatmanpushimbak]

BEST EVER!!!!

[shekilala]

I knew I couldn't be only one who LOVED this clip!!!! Bwahahaha!!!!

[krohleder]

Funniest quote ever; especially if you saw the episode. Classic!

[Nintendog140]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one that laughed at this.

[gguru1]

I love that look on her face. Shes just like "wut :/"

[sobernuts]

I'm unfamiliar with the term 'flowers and sausages' can someone explain?

[Blahdalizer]

It's funier without the sexual meaning.

[StarChild0314]

Hey... the kid loves his pork products!

[fobgdfanatic]

aw i wish you had the whole clip!!! i sometimes tell people life can't all be flowers and sausages ROFL

[theninjaman87]

Sausages and flowers. They just go together. Like Lucy and Ricky, like peanut butter and jelly...

[dontopenthat]

i wish my life could be all flowers and sausages.

[The2ndHorseman]

that kid is such a douchbag

[sdiegostc]

Hey you cut off the last part too, where he says he's gonna get "F*ck Susan" printed on it..."if he can."

[radicaleah]

lmfao. agreed. i wish it was the complete clip.

[callacallajane]

i'm calla, and carson is sitting next to me. and i believe her name was shannon. just saying. we are in this video!

[TheDastardlyDildo]

lol i remember this. it was on the jimmy kimmel show.

[VisualDepth]

redneck? He's one of the coolest fat kids I've ever seen.

[orange01028]

i saw it on tv like 3 times and i always wondered what he was saying xDD hahah omg thats funny

[kcbradygirl]

Flowers and sausages has become a regular addition to my vocabulary. Hated the kid, but damn, do I love that phrase.

[beastamongbeast]

omg i wanted to see if anyone else has ever said this. The first like 20 things are about him. I guess they really are raising them to be creative individuals

[RookWolf]

Haha, I love the way he shoves that right back down her face.

[IshmaelDeux]

I just love her face at the end.

[hurricaneLYDIA]

LMAO! priceless.

[DiNunzioA]

I love how she says "Kids, no more black clothes..." And he looks down at his shirt and then pops up with the most pissed off look on his face.

[brookside1]

That has become part of my vocabulary since watching one episode of the show with my wife.-----We laugh everytime we refer to it and it sometimes I bust it out in the middle of serious argument just to end the bickering by creating a 3 minute laugh fest.--- I would like to thank that future recipient of taxpayer dollars ('cuz you know he isn't going to amount to anything)--Best episode ever. (And a quick note to the producers-- I watched a few episodes after that one, thanks to that fathead.

[vimaxreview]

HAHAHAHAA. I remember seeing this on TV, I'm glad someone else found it as amusing as me and put it up on the internets.

[olsckoolfighter]

Funny as all fucking hell

[brakkybru]

Can I adopt that kid? He is too funny! Oh, if only my life could be "so flowers and sausages!"

[Wheeloffortunefan999]

sausages was the wrong word, but most people who are as religious as shannon are kind of like that. (i know what i mean but i'm having trouble explaining it)

[snackpants]

huh? Sausages is WHY it's funny.

[Wheeloffortunefan999]

oh.

[silversouris]

that kid is a god.

apparently not anymore. i've seen the stupid videos.

[vonic7]

life IS all flowers and sausages - if you are a florist in Vienna!  - Joel McHale

[pinkvolcom123]

hahaha this kids a fag!!!

haha jk

carsons my friend

[cmbsoldja]

life is so flower and sausages. That is my new quote on life.

[CarsonAndCalla]

hahah thanks this is carson aka the flowers and sausages kid sooo keep it fly

[gigga143]

this kid is friggin' hilarious!!! lmao!!!

[fall1yuz]

rad

[nickademus69]

that is great. never have i loved a little fat kid with a mohawk as much as i love this kid!

[mcbammer]

hahahha. wow. wow. oh, LIFE IS SO FLOWERS AND SAUSAGES!!