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  • This video just shows how much the average creationist knows about physics,biology,chemistry,gene­tics and mathematics.

  • This has to be the most idiotic thing I have ever seen, these people make the guy with the banana look like an intellectual.

  • DAFUQ?? I can't even believe this is real. I am usually firm, but not too rude about nutso religos like this. After watching this though I just want to snap. These idiots should be JAILED. What an extreme waste of skin. They show this to others and use it to convince them that what they are saying is true. They reproduce and poison their kids with this bullshit. Fucking BATSHIT INSANE!! This delusion is a sickness. Purge these freaks. KONY 2012

  • Oh, the smugness of these people is unbearable

  • @rosenerik

    They're a joke, and people taken in by them are uneducated oiks.

  • Peanut Butter? yes Now i believe in Jesus.

  • @FisherVictoria I'm a Christian, and that comment still made me lol so hard. Nice one.

  • Chuck, whoever said life from non-life (which is a form of evolution btw but not natural selection) happens in jars of peanut butter? I've never read of the peanut butter hypothesis. Have you?

    Besides, you're a business man and engineer (I'm guessing electronic, electric or mechanic as you were the CEO of Western Digital). You're not a biologist. So don't pretend you understand biology.

  • This is why we laugh at creationists.

  • yesss something to tell the atthiest kids at school

  • i love how these vids always talk about creationism like its not a theory itself

  • He talks about it like he expects to find a dinosaur appear in a jar overnight

  • Leave the cap off for a week, see what happens. If i put my hand over your mouth for 10 minutes and deprive you of oxygen, you would have no life either... Delusional idiots.

  • Pretty sure sure any scientific conjecture on the beginnings of life don't involve life beginning in a viscous, chunky paste. Also...how can people this retarded even manage to tie their shoes? Not that I need to justify life evolving from non-life to retards, but experiments simulating the conditions of a primordial earth have conclusively shown the possibility of emergent self-replicating polymers.

  • @Snakepliskinist Yes, but that guy thinks you can see all life with the naked eye apparently. You don't need to wash your hands anymore, you just have to look at them. If you don't see any bacteria, then they're clean.

  • and these people on the video are IGNORANT and LIARS

  • His hair is FALSE

  • Even if a jar of peanut butter was not a closed system, this vid argues against abiogenesis, not evolution.

  • OMG is this subtitled, "Why anti-theists laugh at creationists?"

  • A Cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... I think it's safe to say that you are the ones that believe in fairy tales.

  • Did they just compare Evolution to Peanut Butter....? I am worried that there are people who actually think this is credible. Evolution is FACT. Read the book, "The Greatest Show on Earth, The Evidence For Evolution" by Richard Dawkins.

  • Spectacularly stupid on the grandest of scales. To indoctrinate weak minded people and children with things that are just not true is wrong and abusive. It should be illegal to teach this nonsense. 

  • Wow this video is really dumb, the people in it are dumb and unless the person who posted this video was being ironic then they are dumb to. Evolution is real, go to a Museum or read a good Science book.

  • @GLICKTON Absolutely. I have recently been telling people to get of the net just for a day and go to the fucking library and read a book. This reasoning is insane lol

  • @blueromulan They wont because they have there faith and what they personally believe takes precedence over facts and common sense.

  • Haha, this is in the education category ? That's funny .

  • So an airtight container with limited minerals and energy being put in should get new life. Idiot.

  • I was smiling while watching this video.

  • Wow.... How sad that there are people that would believe this.

  • Plus bacteria and the first single celled life forms are and were micro-scopic

  • "Any theory on the origin of life . . . is a fairy tale."

    "Any theory" includes creationism. Categorical argument fail.

  • this is utter bull shit one time I brought a chocolate bar and found a dead bug in it when i opened the wrapper. This is 100% undeniable prove of spontaneous generation. Well by the standards of logic this video uses anyway.

  • He's so smug when he peels back the jar's cover and peeks inside. On a side note though, it's equally wrong to counter this video by saying "All religious people are this stupid." Even if there was no such thing as religion, people like this clown would still find reasons to be stupid.

  • Abiogenesis is not evolution.

  • Life took over 4 BILLION years to get where it is today idiots, and for your info, it didn’t evolve from peanut butter.

  • Get Real ...Holly Carp...Is this what happens to a normally functional brain once it becomes infected with a religious mindset?? It’s absolutely frightening that these sheep can believe any of this idiocy. You would think they were talking to a 3 year old that might believe their non-sense yet these are adults.

  • This is the most illogical thing i've seen in a very long time.

  • bullshiitttttttttt.... there is no one, there will be no one in future no was there any one in past, as stupid as him and his theory..

  • Maybe there is life in some jars. Nobody wants to examine all their peanut butter under a microscope though

  • Are U F**King kidding me? Goes to show how unbelievably brain-handicapped these creationists can be at times. WOW!!!

  • But i like believeing that humans evolved from adam and eve from thousands of years of inbreeding causing the africans to be black and asians yellow. Oh wait....

  • Of course life new life won't form in a jar of peanut butter. You need a jar of instant coffee instead!

  • Didn't the Creation Museum come into existence after a leak at a peanut butter factory?

  • Captain Cook had a jar of peanut butter on his voyage around the World. He opened it once he reached Australia and some new lifeforms popped out. Today they are called kangaroos.

  • this doesn't prove evolution is false, it proves creationists are ignorants! I mean, they cannot even see the diference between a primordial soup and a peanut jar...

  • ahhhhh haaaaaaaaaaaaa! got to love creationists. they are so cute. 100 yrs of peanut butter expeiments! maybe they should submit that to nature and disprove evolution scientifically once and for all. crying with laughter.......!

  • How can any sane person think this is valid? A closed system without the proper chemicals for life full of preservatives intent on stopping any bacteria from growing doesnt' creat life? Well no fucking shit. Earth is an open system with billions of years and th right fucking chemicals to start with. That's all irrelevent anyway, that's nto evolution! That's not even biology, it's chemistry.

  • Did she just call something a fairy tail while supporting god in the same sentence?

  • thats a stupid analogy

  • so stupid... why dose ppl talk about thing they dont have any idé about how it works...

  • This is all anyone needs to know:

    Just because life develops from matter and energy, doesn't mean life can develop from -any- combination of matter and energy. There are specific ingredients and conditions. Like soup. Temperature, minerals, energies, time to let sit, etc. THE primordial soup.

  • Holy crap that's so stupid. Of course it never happens in a jar of peanut butter. If the jar of peanut butter had the perfect conditions and right materials and about 2 billion years shelf life, then we might see (not with your eyes by the way, idiot) a microscopic, very basic form of life. A supermarket shelf meets none of these criteria.

  • So from now on whenever I eat peanut butter I'm going to have that disgusting taste in my mouth. You know, the disgusting taste when you realize you've become a cannibal.

  • Because, y'know, that peanut butter jar is being exposed to elements for millions of years while it sits on the shelf.

    derp.

  • Peanu-butter-jelly man :P

  • godisjesuschrist,com

  • I'm a christian and i'm laughing at this analogy.

  • Name me one college with an internationally accredited biology department that doesn't teach evolution and instead teaches creationism. Missler was fairly bright in his day and its sad to see him turn into a complete lunatic.

  • Fucking Life, HOW DOES IT WORK?!

  • life, it starts with peanut butter!

  • That's adorable.

  • OMDG...truly remarkable how stupid some people are....

  • I am speechless

  • This is why people laugh at creationists. They ARE stupid.

  • ??!! Where.. In nature... DO YOU FIND, FUCKING, PEANUT BUTTER!!

    Forgive my language, but that is the most absurd assertion I've heard in a while. But this is youtube. Creationist have whole comedic routines full of them. Thanks for the laughs.

  • evolution does not work in the way they are trying to describe it. They couldn't possibly be more off base

  • "Missler and co-author Hal Lindsey" If that doesn't say it all!

  • and i thought sarah palin was dumb

  • We live in a ignorant world.

  • Such a rediculous argument.. abiogenesis wouldn't have occurred over such a short timespan and certainly not under the conditions of a jar of peanut butter or any other food for that matter. It took like 500 million years before the first single celled organisms were formed.

    Not being able to recreate an event doesn't mean it's impossible. The theory of abiogenesis is sound. Not to be confused with evolution by the way, which is a fact supported by piles of irrefutable evidence.

  • @bosgeest Don't bother trying to explain 500 million years to these folk, mate. They still can't get there head around the idea of a world that is over 6000 years old.

  • @bosgeest Not only that, they are combining two theories. Evolution explains the DIVERSITY of life. Abiogenesis explains the ORIGIN of life. Why is it so difficult to understand this?

  • simplistic crap, if you believe this is a good argument, you are an ignorant fool and beyond help

  • The earth has conditions to support like...pretty sure if the world was made of peanut butter we wouldn't be here...

  • I continue to be amazed at how easily misled Christians can be. Any semi-educated person watching this video can tell that the premise presented here is nonsense. The fact that anyone believes that this argument is a valid case against evolution is just one of many examples of theists basing beliefs on false logic.

  • What a boob!

  • this is terrible reasoning, a jar of peanut butter is a closed system were as evolution happened in an open system, evolution also took millions of years to develop, I doubt that peanut butter jar is millions of years old. evolution also started in the ocean, the peanut butter is in a solid. Even if I didn't believe in evolution the peanut butter jar example doesn't match in terms of system, medium and time scale. How thick can people be??!!

  • @TheChemmed don't waste any more key strokes, they are as dull as dish water..... lol

  • @TheChemmed Thicker than the peanut butter. Peanut butter is absolutely lucid in comparison.

  • @TheChemmed where did the ocean came from then???????//

  • @parveenpeer Are you seriously asking where water came from? 

  • @parveenpeer Burning Hydrogen gas with Oxygen gas will make pure water, 2H2 (g) = O2 (g) --> 2H2O (g) This reaction is quite spontaneous (and explosive). I would elaborate but you need to have a knowledge of quantum mechanics in order to understand. Judging by your previous comment I doubt you have the brain power so i'll use your poor argument against you. Where did god come from then???/// Who created him???/// Is this reasoning simple enough for you?

  • @parveenpeer Devastating question that !!! It would surely rock the very foundations of the scientific world and disprove all that has been discovered!

  • @parveenpeer It is obvious that you are clinging to your faith! All the science that unfortunately contradicts the biblical account (not a conspiracy) is denied by people like you. However the science that brings you medical care, technology and feeds the planet is embraced. To believe such nonsense in the 21st century in the face of the facts is so very jaw droppingly stupid.

  • I was so stupid, now i believe again in God. because only a God can inspire such infinite stupid demonstration.

  • If you expose your child to Religious people, you will have lost their intellectual-minds forever. Evidence: This video.

  • @TheShikobe If that isn't the TRUTH I don't know what is.....amazing a human brain can become so ignorant.

  • Oh my fuckidy fuck. The stupidity....

  • watching things like this really get me angry, diluting the intelligence of the human race should be classified as humanity,

  • i love the lack of understanding of chemiosmosis, statistics and science in general... this is so stupid @_@

  • I love how she stands in a courtroom... LOL! Talk about a lame argument from authority... also.. this video has NOTHING to do with EVOLUTION!

  • @ScholarlyGentleman81 it's ironic that she is considering Christians can't sell their arguments in court.

  • They do understand that peanut butter is a closed system, where as the world is not. They don't seem to understand thermodynamics.

  • It said OCCAISIONALLY, you asswads. a little bit of heat and some mild light, furthermore, does NOT equal lightening.

  • hahahah! yeah and the banana is prove God exists too! look how perfectly it fits in our hands, like it was DESIGNED that way!!!!!

  • loloololololololol peanut butter metaphor

  • hmmm religious propoganda video with the likes and dislikes disabled. big surprise there.

  • @zipper978 funny that isn't it?

    One of these days I'm gonna do a survey because it seems an uncanny number of pro-theist videos do this.

  • Pasteurization is a process of heating a food, usually a liquid, to a specific temperature for a definite length of time and then cooling it immediately. This process slows spoilage due to microbial growth in the food...

  • You are at this level of intelligence: Average Retarded

    > Creationist

  • Peanut butter? Wow. How can anyone watch this & not feel intellectually insulted?

  • The stupidity.... IS OVER 9000!!!

  • What a lot of bull....

    I actually laughed at this!

  • This guy predicted that the apocalypse was coming on Jan 1st 2000.

  • This is so funny. Peanuts don't work that way buddy. 

  • I get that some people have their beliefs, and that's fine. Whatever, as long as they keep it to themselves. But I find it genuinely upsetting that people actually believe crap like this. If you're going to try and discuss in terms of science, please learn some science first.

  • HA ha!!! Checkmate, evilutionists!!!!

  • Holy god is that stupid. I've heard some dumb arguments before, but wow, this one is just amazing!

    As a side note, did anyone else notice that the peanut butter container was already open? I have a feeling that there was life in there because they contaminated it when they opened it. That would have been hilarious if they actually tested it.

  • Yeah, you see how you disabled the comments there? It's because you know this video would get eradicated by downvotes. You can't fool people on the internet as easily as you can in real life. The smart people hang out here. You aren't welcome.

  • LOL. I hope this video is intended for total TROLL.

  • What scares me the most is the idea that some people who make these arguments don't realize how flawed they are.

  • The origin of life has literally nothing to do with evolution...

  • Just the username makes me see the problem here...

    Serving a gay jew. that died some 2000 years ago.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

  • Funny, isn't the guy at the start of this video the same guy who said the world wad going to end last year and all the believers were going to go to heaven?

  • If only our atmosphere was made of plastic this might make sense.

  • For those of you who don't know, the woman in the video is Janet Folger. There's a RationalWiki page on her if you want to read up on a very despicable human being.

  • You can't have a serious discussion about science with people who refuse to acknowledge that reality is whole lot more complex that anything you can find in the bible. I understand the temptation when you hear something so witheringly stupid as this video but resist.

  • That is the most mind bogglingly stupid thing I have ever, I repeat ever seen. If you are so stupid as to think that is how it works you should not be allowed to breed.

  • Nice wig at the start. Would you trust a man who's hair lies? 

  • Brilliant! How long did you wait until you opened the jar of peanut butter? Did you wait past its use by date? I have a feeling that evolution operates on much larger timescales than this moron.

  • Was he expecting a unicorn to jump out?

  • @sleazybtd That would be pretty good evidence for creationism, actually.

  • The video is wrong - and new life is demonstrated - and we can now actually create from non living matter - living matter - xwww.bbc.co.uk/news/10134341 take off the x

  • Love how the film lid of the peanut butter jar has already been taken off, thus showing he actually checked before the camera rolled that there was no 'life' inside... just to be sure!!!

  • "How to prove evolution is fake": attack a straw man version of a completely different theory, apparently.

  • Yeah, because it's not as if talking animals is an earmark of a fairy tale or anything. The amount of projection fundamentalists exercise is staggering sometimes.

  • This video is outdated. A couple of scientists have already created life in the lab from nothing but matter - hence, proving Evolution theory to being right. It's not as simple as the guy in this video puts it though.

    I'm not like the other Atheists - I don't sit back and act like religious zealots trying to convert everyone and their dog into not believing in God, but I really do have to agree with Herro, I just can't stop laughing at them! ^^

  • @UroborosTheSnake Outdated or not, It's still retarded. He thinks he can overturn 150 years of research with a fucking peanut butter jar.

  • @rnalithe00 He appeals to dumb people with an easy to understand concept - I have to completely agree with you. It's a shame people so blindly believe people like him without actually taking a minute to sit back and think, "What if he's wrong?"

    Utter bullshit indeed.

  • **** speciation, not specialization!

  • PS abiogenesis is NOT the same thing as evolution. they are separate, however related. abiogenesis is still somewhat up for debate, but evolution is NOT. evolution is FACT, there is no rational distinction between micro and macro either. micro making up macro, aside from being an existential reality, is a proven biological process of cumulative adaptations which results in specialization, which is the lowest form of macro evolution. it has been demonstrated in and out of labs dozens of times.

  • @SoCalAries your comments are right on.

  • @punishalltrolls agreed

  • then once they think they've debunked it, they're gonna say "see! there's no possible way for life to form naturalistically, we need the magical god loophole! derp if i expose it to energy life should form, since it doesnt evolution is fake. not even gonna acknowledge taxonomy and the fossil record! all that proves is that shit was alive and it died!" lmao stupid fucks

  • peanut butter doesnt contain the proper organic matter necessary for life to form. you're disproving spontaneous generation, not evolution. fools! this only proves one thing, your ignorance!

  • life from non-life without god is a fairy tale? lmfao! this is like one big sick joke.. i cannot BELIEVE people.

  • Notice the seal is broken, he didn't trust himself and had to check to make sure there wasn't new life.

  • Are they going to talk about evolution soon?

  • Are they going to talk about evolution soon?

  • Your brain contains matter but if it was exposed to light and heat I'm afraid in your case it still wouldn't produce anything living!

  • religious christian's desperation = do anything to keep the brainwashing flowing.it's time to bury this mind control called the bible.this is reality world.live it or just end yourself.

  • Mr. Chuck Missler is missing part of his middle finger, because he finger-banged ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch and that didn't please his Lord in Heaven or He would've surely grown the missing peace back on to the hand of this devoted sheep.

  • this video is idiotic

  • This is why bill mauer said 60% of Americans are idiots. 

  • well, at least one thing is fake--like the dude's hairpiece--I was wondering if we subject his wig to new forms of energy--and nothing emerges--does that experiment prove evolution is false?

  • haha I have been watching all this creationist videos, really fun to look at. Really shows their stupidity :D And you know what? The pattern is, they are all Americans xD

  • @MegaRobban86 aint that true

  • @MegaRobban86 Except for Ken Ham, but I'm guessing he's more welcome in the US than Australia, since he's a right-wing religious nutjob and not brown.

  • @MegaRobban86 For the most part that is correct. Ken Ham is Australian. I fear that Creationist in the US might be influencing groups in other countries and in other faiths to take up creationist theology.

  • @edgwaterprog why do you fear that? why should it upset you or your belief in evolution if others are steered away however many ppl disagree with creation it doesnt change anything to us you can believe what you like, or do you really fear that if enough ppl believe in god and his creation of the earth that there wil be a human wave big enough to discredit your theory? also a creationist cannot prove that god put man here in exactly the image you see before you today who can say we werent diff?

  • @mamamonster2011 First, is it too much to ask you to respond to posts on here in complete, coherent, composed thoughts? Instead you treat us to incoherent puddles of letters spewn out recklessly.

    It is difficult to know what you are trying to say here. Apparently, you believe that I am scared of the truth. I am not afraid of the truth, God is larger than any "truth" that you and I will argue about. He gave us a brain and conscience to understand our universe and reality.

  • @edgwaterprog we have been around a long time now he did not place this generation of man on earth. and we cant completely rely on the worrd of the bible either when even that has had mans filthy lying hands on it and has changed so much . i believe god created everything and now we are this as you see today xx

  • "I have a mound of unmolded plastic here. Now, if I plug an electrical cord into the wall and touch it to this plastic, it should miraculously begin printing out pictures!" That is the equivalent of what these people are saying. Conditions and circumstances don't have to be perfect to create something, you should just really want/expect it to happen, regardless of whether or not you actually have the right tools.

  • this is the stupidest thing ever. this person does not know what they are talking about. peanut butter is not the right type of matter.

  • People believed in the world being round not so long ago, what makes you think evolution is real? Morons.

  • @ytambienroger What?!

  • @ytambienroger Wait, are you saying it's flat? PLEASE tell me you're one of those dingbats that thinks it's hollow.

  • Evolution is bullshit, just like the holocaust and 9/11, wake up.

  • @ytambienroger Haha....thanks for the laughs!!! You stupid creatards never fail to entertain. Seriously....join the circus and take that act on the road!

  • holy fuk was that stupid

  • is this a parody of religion or real? hard to tell

  • @Krijgershart I know, it's like straight from The Onion or something.

  • there is life in that peanut butter

  • you can see how dishonest these people are when the don't even care to know what evolution is and how it works. Hey religious retards here's a clue: Billions of years.