Meat Dress | Lolz by Tino | Tino

[42KillerBunny]

I...I want to hug you now.

[elizaxeight]

I may have to start a list of Official Best Closing Lines for Videos just so I can add yours to it. :P

Also, just as a suggestion: watch the Kerrang awards instead?

[LaceyOberst]

'You didn't even notice what Cher looked like! What the FUCK??'

The way you said that made me laugh so hard. You sound so outraged lol.

[alexis474542]

Your criticism entertains me :3

[GothicHeart1311]

Your amazing

[LandingOnTheMoom]

My friend says he would rape you... :D

[MeganxFaith]

Omg Tino you make me laugh. I love you very very much <3 XD

[Chocohall]

Jason Deluruthe sampler. Haha that was awesome.

[roseystarbucks44]

On the plus side you could save the day wearing a meat dress. You could go to a barbeque and when they run out of food you can eat the dress! Mmmmm barbeque meat dress. :P

[charlotteone1]

i like you because you say it how it is, and you dont beat about the bush. you say everything what everyone else is thinking you keep it real! and you say what you think and thats why your class ! your a nice guy xxxxx

[ObliviousApocalypse]

I love me a few songs from Jason Deluroo

[smithyMiss]

attrocities to music and fashion :LL

[WeSleepForever91]

I completely agree with you about Derulo should have won instead of Bieber...and I detest Derulo...

[TheAmyDayy]

I fucking love you Teoh. :D <33

[MuttonChopInButchers]

Did you just say Jason Derelu? XD

Ah tino you actually crack me up :''')

I wanted Ke$ha to win best newcomer.. :(

[laureniswaycooliniit]

what top are you wearing, because it looks like a hail mary top.

[mrtinoforever]

@laureniswaycooliniit it's an Iron Fist top of the Joker. :)

[EllieSUICIDEE]

I actually love you.

[WikiWiki12348]

good music?......... lady gaga ???.... no but anyway good video funny VMA dont mean a thing.

[THExMexicans]

So... last time I checked, the meat dress wasn't actually meat. 'Twas made to LOOK like meat.

So... PETA... quiet yourself <3

[MuttonChopInButchers]

I.LOVE.YOU.

[SunshineKidTube]

Not gonna lie, I actually wet myself a bit there.

[iamzackary]

Made my day <3

[maikeiness]

I'm a vegetarian, i found the meat dress funny :D

[bak2dafuture2]

I'm a vegetarian and to be honest I don't give a rat's arse

Thought it suited her rather well actually

[SleepWhenIamDead]

...too funny tino.....she should have worn a fish dress.....somehow that seems more appropriate....

[Celematy]

you sound so angry. :'))

[princessmononoke18]

...i liked the dress.

LOL I LOVE YOU.

[pcgamerguy1234]

great vid congrats on getting featured 

[mrtinoforever]

@pcgamerguy1234 thankyou :) <3

[Kie77]

Lady Gaga: Dressed to Grill

[ETWaterford]

it was horrible wtf was she thinking :/ but one thing i dont get is how did she pull it off so there was no blood dripping all around her

[ccoolchic1]

XD

I love you Teoh. <3

[TheRockinFreakshow]

meat dress is unoriginal. Gaga is not extreme. I agree with you, but I am pretty sure gaga only exists because we believe in her

[FeymusicLand]

AAHAH loved it** xD

[cloudsaredreams]

YOU ARE A LEGEND -3

lav lav lav -3

P.S I WANT SOME MEAT DRESSING PLEASE

[mrtinoforever]

@cloudsaredreams you can always have some. i love you <3

[TinksiehTink]

Gaga is Gaga, The dress served it's purpose. The animals that lend their tissue to it were of more use than 99% of all animals killed by humans. Ever.

ps. Oh yes, I'm a vegetarian, have been since birth.

[LouieFailsAgain]

This is fucking win. That is some amazing swearing right that <3

[LadyButtonz]

This meat dress was the SHEX, i had an gasm' juss watching it move on tv...IN FRONT OF MY VERY EYES ! gasmic muchhhhh

[FilmmakerMichael]

Best Ending Ever xD

[StressedTechnician]

Agree @FilmmakerMichael. Brilliant ending.

[mrtinoforever]

@JennyJokester i know right!

[itsonlykatya]

You just can't help turning things into rants can you? :)

[mrtinoforever]

@itsonlykatya LIES!

[EllieSUICIDEE]

I'm a vegetarian, Didn't bother me too much, Lady- GaGa is fucking win.

I'm not the one wearing the dead animal, yeah It's cruel, but it's not different from everybody, every single day eating a burger, hot-dog etc. and, i don't get a boner over that every single day.

[yobrotom]

trying too hard to be russell brand at the end there

[mrtinoforever]

@yobrotom yeah obvs. that's what all british liary people do... try to be russell brand.

[CakeAlways]

I'm a vegetarian and i didn't watch the VMAs. I've just seen pictures of this.. thing. And it is freaking disgusting. It doesn't bug me really, I'm just like.. why kill an animal for wearing its meat as a dress for one day? I don't get it.

[mrtinoforever]

@CakeAlways I thought the dress was sexy.

[ZebraDecoy]

Mmmmmmmmmm hawty

[mrtinoforever]

@ZebraDecoy ;) oh baby.

[Xa7xmcremodude15x]

lolzz awesome rantz man keep em coming!

[catharine521]

i was going to say something bout being a vegatarian and shiz but i dont want bacon shoved down my throat...or have cum all over my face:)

[mrtinoforever]

@catharine521 see... everyone else seems to want that at the moment! haha

[endofthespectrum]

"and try that for meat dressing!"

Lmao. brilliant.

[harkonnen554]

You can see celebrities acting crazy and getting undeserved awards all the time.A meat dress is far more interesting :D

[mrtinoforever]

@harkonnen554 you make a good point... but... people are knocking it!

[harkonnen554]

@mrtinoforever I think it was genius!XD

[alison1RAWR]

lmfao 'and cum all over your face'

classy, teoh. classy.

oh gawd i love your rants, everything you say is true :') <3

[mrtinoforever]

@alison1RAWR i'm the classiest gurrrl around!

[xrainbowxcookiex]

this is the same woman who wore a dress made out of plastic bubbles... just ignore her fashion sense...and watch the freakin VMAs for chirsts sake...

btw..awesome rant love! <3

[mrtinoforever]

@xrainbowxcookiex THATS EXACTLY MY POINT! and thankyou :) <3

[shortypie1]

Justin Bieber won over Kesha?

pre-teen bitches gunna get cut.

[mrtinoforever]

@shortypie1 ...if only!

[AdorableDanger]

I'm vegie and i was like...pfft..that dress is hawt!

[mrtinoforever]

@oliverronaldson that would be a brilliant elaborate plan! <3

[peesemould]

Why wasn't she wearing my meat? Oh Gaga. You said you'd love me forever...

[mrtinoforever]

@peesemould SHE LIES ALL THE TIME!

[peesemould]

@mrtinoforever Told me she was a raw vegan. Bitch.

[bubblegum904]

I'm a vegetarian and i don't give a shit about gagas meaty ways

[SuperrsStephh]

I love rants, especially yours Tino . You should do them more often :D

[mrtinoforever]

@SuperrsStephh haha, thankyou.. i am over on RantTank!

[HPNEEK]

you're great teoh. :) just saying. :D

[MagnificentSteph]

I love how amazingly irritated you are by this :D

[frogswhatfrogs]

Meh, even as a vegetarian I couldn't care less about Gaga's meat dress. I mean, I don't find it any more of a waste of meat as eating it.

[misscharliable]

deluru lol. derulo my dear. and yes, kesha should have won by FAR! x

[EmmaR300]

The meat dress was fucking brilliant! x

[andrsdtz]

the VMA´s are a joke and thats why I didnt care to watch them. Loved your rant Tino! You hit the Nail on its Head!

[MayhemAngelftw]

im a vegetarian, but i dont think people should complain about it. we cant change other peoples veiws on it can we? and its not them who're wearing it.

i love you teoh. :D

[MrsWizz96]

I'm a vegetarian and I DON'T FUCKING CARE! For gods sakes! It's fucking lady gaga, it was gunna happen at some point! And this video was brilliant :') xxx

[RunAsthmaRun]

loool Try that for meat dressing XD

I'm a vegetarian but all I though when I saw it was that I felt anyone who was near her because she probably stank and was being swarmed by flies XD

xXx

[randomer180]

this made my day xD

[Exterminatee]

TAYLOR SWIFT SONG ANOTHER BORING SONG. This is in actual fact what I did an English essay on today :)

[DevilsCarnation]

i thought the meat dress, was to show that if some people wear fur and other animal resources, we might aswell be wearing meat. but tbh, in general i really don't care. o_o

[masterbearar]

i don;'t care about the meat dress either i want a nice mans ass.

[JazzyPants95]

Loved this! I am a vegetarian and I don't find her 'meat dress' offensive at all. It's my decision to not touch meat, I couldn't care less if other people do. I love Lady Gaga, she's amazing and people should just leave her alone and concentrate on how they live their life, not how others live theirs.

[bigbadmishie]

I love you. srsly,let's have babies....with bacon

[ZoeeZrazy]

<3 Love this video!

[EmoTOYBOY]

My favourite moment had to be "she can't turn back time" :D lol

[EmoTOYBOY]

Hahaha :')

[jafacake09]

it was very weird.

but it sort of looke dgood on her.

[sk8rgirlo]

lol. i didnt mind that she was wearing a meat dress in a "oh no the animals!!" way. i was just thinking how nasty it would be to wear a dress made out of meat :L

[strangebob2007]

OMG Tino I love you xD

*tries to breathe*

xx

[SinfulFangbanger]

Maddona? Didn't she die like 20 years ago?

[thecoolestfreak]

@SinfulFangbanger really? '-'

[SinfulFangbanger]

@thecoolestfreak No....sadly.

[thecoolestfreak]

@SinfulFangbanger ...why?

[SinfulFangbanger]

@thecoolestfreak I love her music, but I think (atleast for me personally) she should just retire...

[thecoolestfreak]

@SinfulFangbanger well, she might be old but at least she's doesn't give a fuck... she keeps doing what she loves no matter what people say, I find that pretty cool.

[SinfulFangbanger]

@thecoolestfreak True. I do admire most of her work, but I think there is a time where you just have to stop.

[ShmoNerd]

Oh god, Best Ending EVER.

[TheFagMuncher]

Kayne's real voice live is HORRIBLE. Just sayin.

[dani4ever92]

I bet her parents didn't allow her to have a bacon butty when she was younger.. this is Gaga's revenge.. how did she come up with that ridiculous name anyway?

[yuranival]

your advice about attetion would be useful if VMA had been a honest competition. i think all awards are set between nominators before the VMA and they all know it and will get their prizes anyways with or w/o public attention. i follow VMA every year just to see some live shows from celebrities :) lady gagas not my favourite at all. i guess she works better on a cam than on a music :) whatever, its just my opinion (:

[hope4star]

I'm a vegetarian, and lady gaga is cunt...

I like your accent, say more words please :)

[FoxVid77]

so when can we expect a MRTF version of Bieber's "Baby"? ^^

btw. Cher is always awesome - she doesn't need time :-P

btw.² I don't care about Gaga's outfits

btw.³ you forgot the greatness of Linkin Park

btw.⁴ haha "meet dressing"

[Lassielurv]

Is a vegetarian.

*rofl*

[Klairyyy]

The description of Cher was so accurate.

[JordynJitters]

I liked the bit about Cher. xD Forget gagging when Gaga wore meat, when Cher walked on stage I wanted to gauge my eyes out. If you watch clips of when Justin Beiber won, the camera flashes over to Drake and he mouths "I quit, I quit." To his friend.

[slepiceska]

''Jason Deluru'' LOL

[JessicaAsskick]

@NeonRayneDrops you slut!

[emwwa]

hahahaha amazing. take THAT vmas

[carlydetoxtoretox]

Thank you!! MTV/Radio does not know what good music is.

[BeckyGreat]

Nobody was happy about Justin Bieber's award. He probably bribed ten year old girls to vote for him.

You should have won a VMA, Teoh. :D

[cachouski]

you are very vulgar, and not in a funny way

[mrtinoforever]

@cachouski THANKS BABEZ.

[JessyIsTheBestis]

I didnt even watch it hahaa i cant stand it for this exact reason!

[girlfromhell101]

Love this video :D 

[metaytay]

hahahah this is.. amazing.

[rawrrawrfishy]

a meat dress is just gross but u r right there r more important things to tlk about

[5K1TZ2006]

i officially fucking love you!!! we need to catch up soon xx

rick c

[mrtinoforever]

@5K1TZ2006 haha, we shall, we shall! <3

[MissNicoleAlysse]

Amen.

[optimisticrabbit]

love you Tino. can I lie and say I'm a vegan? :P

[TheRHExperience]

You should have seen Gaga trying to get home avoiding several canines who wanted to be her friend.

[mrtinoforever]

@TheRHExperience too fucking true!

[KeannaCasey]

I used to be a vegetarian, and am going to become one again, and quite honestly I couldn't give a flying fuck about Lady Gaga wearing a met dress. I mean really, who cares?

[LemondropSoldier]

This was just hillarious!! Great work Tino!!

[shaunaisazombie]

If it makes your veggie friends feel better, the animals were dead at the time of becoming fashion so I don't believe they felt anything.

[chickennoodlebarbie]

LOL Tino you're amazing

[themaddieful]

surely that dress would have STANK of old meat within 10 minutes? ALSO did you see how low bieber'

[TheShortNorth]

ummm... since no artist since the "phenom" artists like the cough cough...Spice Girls have come outta Europe in over a decade... why dont you and ur fucking ridiculous accent get a real fucking hobby and not bad mouth the States bro. Yeah....Justin Beiber sucks, yeah Cher is old and was wearing an outfit she wore in a video before you were born and lady gaga wore a meat suit....u still know who they are because ur music fucking sucks. U have....let's see...Lily Allen.. and a few others. lol

[mrtinoforever]

@TheShortNorth lol, you're so hard. glad i offended you <3

[cho474chang]

@TheShortNorth just a few others....the beatles, the sex pistols, coldplay....meh. A FEW OTHERS?!

[TheSamPrior]

@TheShortNorth What a twat.

[DarwynxRivver]

I'm blah blah blah PISSED <3

[walawala78]

I just realised your intro is actually quite similar to Smosh's :) aha! None the less.. great video!

[walawala78]

@walawala78 This video is actually fucking brilliant! after watching it again.

[TweadleDeda]

Our music has gone to hell..

[griffybabyyyy]

i want bacon ...then cum. sure why not

OMG GAGA WAS IN A MEAT DRESS, IT'S AN ATROCITY. BLAH BLAH BLAH!

i didn't actually like her meat dress, regardless of the point she was trying to or not to prove it looked shit

...the meat shoes however? get me somea them. they were like meat clogs <3

[mrtinoforever]

@griffybabyyyy haha. FUCK YEAH MEAT CLOGS!

[NobelNighthawk274]

Haha Teoh great time for a video I had a horrid day and this made it all better : )

[cathal99h]

Video Music Awards?

No OK Go?

Yeah.

[naomie76]

Thanks for giving me the highlights on the VMAs I missed with the regular new.

[millymollymandy16]

I am the only one who doesnt care at all about the meat dress. I went meh... and got on with life

Funny rant me dears!

[mrtinoforever]

@millymollymandy16 that's what the world should do.

[mssarcasim]

this is EXACTLY why i don't watch the vma's and the majority of "artists" nominated aren't even talented

[DaniCalifornia314]

fucking right. 

[josephusmuris]

Wey MTFEVA! like you didn't give all this publicity to Lady GaGa for three minutes!

But great publicity for Cher, she must have loved it! I thought she'd retired!

Good vid tho. Ever thought of a meat dress for you? Wd be cool for Christmas, better than balls, and you could eat it afterwards too.

[Kaelaala]

Wait.. Endangered animals? My grammar was a bit off there...I think.. Aah well, my point still stands.

[Kaelaala]

All the vegetarians and vegans flipping the fuck out over this need to calm down. Unless you freak that much over someone simply eating meat, you're an idiot (if you do you're an idiot as well..). It's not like steaks come from an endangered animal or something..

[TheBananaJello]

i'm a vegetarian and i wasnt offended.

i don't care seeing meat or watching other people eat it. if lady gaga wants to wear a dress made out of steak she can. its basically the same thing as if she was wearing fur or leather, it's a dead animal.

[yuriyaoilove13]

'and come all over your face' i swear that is how i wanna end all my english lit rants from now on

[Kaelaala]

The meat dress is just absolutely ridiculous..

[CheekTV]

I still haven't watched the VMA's yet! I can't believe the meat dress, too far Gaga, too much x Her music should just speak for itself x

[thecoolestfreak]

@CheekTV there is a meaning behind it.

[Pixelmatt]

Argh everybody is talking about this. Im going to have to go and have a look at this "Meat dress" :/

Good rant, probably woulda sufficed for rant tank!