Water Boat Poker Video Tips: How to Play With 1BB (#26)

[jsham23]

Norwegian trickster! Brilliant! Hahahah.

[xHowintzerx]

HAHAHAHA I LOVE THESE VIDEOS HAHA

[godu1111]

17:30

And here we floped backdoor trips ...

ROFL , lol ,

Great one buddy

[carismatikin]

6:47! lol "we have to be patient"

[kinashraf1975]

i swear god you are a hell one son of a bitch sorry for mistake

[kinashraf1975]

i swear god you are a hell one sun of a bitch

[kinashraf1975]

fuck you and fuck your bla bla tax shit keep talk about the poker fucker

[MrCrunchy29]

well done, really funny!

[AAlexmic]

lol



[kentontudor]

Haha he laughs at 2:35

[kentontudor]

genius humor

[HopefullyHelpfullPkr]

Thanks for the post friend! Fun and helpful :) I also happen to have a video up for my fellow newbies to online poker out there that basically goes over and shows you how to develop and EXTREMELY BASIC but mathematically sound strategy. This way you can hopefully keep your initial deposit longer than a month :) And consequently develop a better game by playing more! Anyway thanks again for the post! Here's wishing you the best of luck!

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[matt23548]

I'd love to watch this guy rape the retards in this comment section who want to play him, they clearly don't get sarcasm

[seb1sim]

Genius so funny

[b1nside]

I LOVE your poker strategy's ;) hehehehe wish you the best luck at the tables ;) lulz

[slimshady617]

"We're in relatively good shape besides that except every time we fold we're hitting the nuts"

[Mikey1724]

he spent like a few minutes talking bout taxes lol!!!

[abusedjumperfilms]

RACIST!!! haha

[fr33stylemarius]

guys...this is the biggest dumbass poker playe

[fr33stylemarius]

u are a big donkey.....

u style of playing poker sucks

[theloveshack18]

Haha the best line of the vid was: "Now that was not a good out for us, mainly because it didn't improve our hand at all."

[thecandymen20]

wow is that how u play poker,,,, and the u come and say long time no see you dont see us , lol.... i would love to play poker for real cash with you ... come boy you still wet behinde de the ears

[vinwoir123]

@thecandymen20 hahaha now we see the true donkeys

[danielsonn77]

fkn crying when he donks of his stack and folds with 90 left

[LastSasquatch]

Norwegen trickster xD

[visinaionut]

DOAMNEEEE!!! nu va uitati la acest video e o pierdere de timp....e cel mai prost jucator de poker pe care lam vazut vreodata

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[shroey20]

the backdoor trips hahaha!!

[pimptacula]

Is that "I saw the sun" in the background lol

[bigndpants]

lmfao

[91Holdem]

i love this!

[Lazar3003]

nuts2me

[BecomingPtII]

Some of these comments are so great. I mean, how dumb do you have to be to watch this video and not realize that it's supposed to be funny?

[neTmob]

You're the best water boat!! I made 3k this week thanks to your tutorials!!! keep it up!!!

[misasiasi]

This is a joke guys. I hope u understand that.

[Malibu2792]

OMG 2 7 is the worst hand in holdem and you played the whole hand youre stupid man.

[6hudhud9]

ur a moron

[electricuncledave]

how can you not shove for 90 chips with AQ???

[glasnikov]

@electricuncledave he said it clearly: that was the point in a tournament where he doesn't want to do anything stupid

[weefeatures]

LOL just looked up water boat's cash game stats online, he's up 27k from pretty low stakes, was voted the best low stakes player online of 2009!!!

good player and great sense of humour too :D

[weefeatures]

notice at 2:32 he tries not to laugh when he says 'we turn more outs for two pair' xD

[1989smoothcriminal]

what an idiot

[DrFundies]

"if you're playing the high stakes you're living the life... you have beautiful women around you, you have money, and your parents cook you breakfast each morning, then you can't afford to pay taxes."

[dmsanders2]

The posts from the idiots who think this guy is serious are just as funny as the video itself.

[OceanSkate401]

@dmsanders2 he is serious. hes not joking. hes just a retard.

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[AtreyuDan814]

Dude you seriously dont know how to play at all!

You call with a pair of 3's when there is KQA you are horrible..............id play you any day of the week!

[saltydog1690]

@AtreyuDan814  u are a retard

[jeff9487]

these vieos are so funny i got to subscribe one of these days..........

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[wackomike]

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[iLoveAbsinth]

this vids are not funny, they are just sad to watch. If he can judge people by only knowing their country of origin, I can trully say that americans are pretty supid, no offense:)... at least this guy is mentally challanged.

[saltydog1690]

@iLoveAbsinth you are a retard

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[LajkaWhitfield]

I suggest you to stop playing poker, or try to improve your skills. And when you want to earn money with poker, do exactly what you're doing right now but than on pokertelevision. Another advice: A norwegian is a HUMAN! You are a HUMAN. I am dutch and I'm a HUMAN. Our native languages may be different, but for the rest the differences are not really mentionable I guess so.

Anyways good luck!

[saltydog1690]

@LajkaWhitfield dude you are a retard

[Olekander]

you are the best thing after a bad day at the tables. 

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[brandonsmith666]

norweigans play how? do americans all play like you? it's a bit of a silly statement.

[Olekander]

@brandonsmith666 shutup you donk, learn the comedy of his videos before sounding like a man with his pants down.

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[schlager233]

hahahahhahahhhahahahahahahahah­ha

[XTolerance]

This is the funniest thing in a while, I'm starting to give money out to random people on the street too, but only if they don't need it

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[3131jinx]

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[nolcher]

wow.im impressed.your so good at this.awesome 1 bb strategy! fold AQ but play 37.well of course with 37 you can always flop backdoor trips.

your almost as good as durrrr

[folobo]

WE FLOPPED BACK DOOR TRIPS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[grishka85]

i love this guy, amazing thoughts about poker..., biggest lay downs i've ever seen, extremely good player, just solid poker all the time.... just a great teacher...... i think it's a revolution in online poker.... and he's triggering it....

[karlwinfried]

anybody who thinks this is real is an idiiot!!! This is just so funny:D:D

[ben4tatum]

Is this for real? If it is not for real..you are stupid funny!

[billy6161]

Bahahahahah!!!  15:40 !!

[alienbrayn]

high stakes my ass, at the end it says $1.10

[HenkKlootwijk]

Best movie ever

"were gonna play it smart" and bluf with 27suited while there are 2 pair on the table and lose 2/3rd of his stack with his first hand.

Wonderful that he says: now we know what we are dealing with: ya. THE 'i-can't-play-poker-syndrome'.

[fidelheartsmarilyn]

ace of base?

haha

[gskowal]

lol this video is hilarious!

[lPhilIvey]

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[Intepacazule]

Water boat is one of the top guns in high stakes SNG's. listen to him and learn and you will find success in online poker!

[jcassidy5642]

is he for real?

[ModeLTU]

02:36 he starts cracking up

[Bladerunner55217]

I talk just like this guy but I type everything out in the chat box for everyone to enjoy :)

[imluvinyourmum]

hahahahaha, this one actually made me laugh, 2/3s of his stack gone on the first hand and he goes, 'ok, 'now' i know what im dealing with' lol

[FunkyMunky1380]

Ur a DONK

[1388794]

this is fucking funny !! XD morong!!! XDD

[Ovechkin81]

This is the point of the sit and go where I ask myself, "do I want to do something stupid...or do I want to win"

xD

[folobo]

wow look at his stats...

[FELICOOL]

thus sux

[munkeychunkey]

This is fucking funny

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[sambaso]

He's kidding people, if you check out his stats he's actually good

[mshmsh1102]

oh yea he plays high stakes and gives out one hundred dollar bills even though he's playing in a $1.20 sit n go. lol what a joke.

[illusioNz1337]

i think your more of a joke because you can't sense the sarcasm in his videos.

UNDERAGE_LOL

[barbahaba]

dude if u cant see the joke here

its very sad

guess the joke on u

[Keenen420]

@barbahaba yea really my first video i saw i thot he mighta bin serious until he started talking about his mom and then its just been hilarity

[mshmsh1102]

I this supposed to be a joke or is he seriouse? lol

[millsy1987]

lmfao, norwegian trickster

also, unless you're well endowed.

best poker vids on youtube

[caitlinsjay]

lmao...backdoor trips.....classic!

[Vamp118]

Did you really just lose your first two hands with 27, and 38 and then folded AQ on the next hand LMAO worst player ever.

[toooonnii]

wow, youre the best player i've ever seen. why aren't you playing at the wsop ??

:D , idiot

[Wismer1987]

haha this guy had to feel like a hero when he called the 900 with K high

[captcool420]

Ok, we've flopped backdoor trips haha

[KTLBLKVIDS]

Too funny :) It was hard to watch you fold all those hands on the short stack though.

[obsedatr6]

how did you managed to install those theemes?

[joenba1k]

Terrible poker playing. Water boat if anyone watches this video to get tips from you they will be losing poker players terrible play!

[andrecp]

his just joking

[ashiqbiz]

LMAO!! Funny thing is, he would have won about 6 pots from the stage where he had 50chips. Never fails to amuse me.

[Elektri4]

!!!!!AAAAA!!! LOLOLOL!!!! KQ i fold,lets see what happens if i fold!!!!!!!! AHAHAH

[achillesled]

2:29

"Now we turn a backdoor, ok.. We turn more outs for (tries not to laugh) 2 pair"

hahaha

[PokerPlayer77]

lmfao...this guy is hillarious.

funny when he tries not to laugh...those are the best parts in the series haha

[rmnts]

gder01 do you know any lithuanian tricksters?

[shufflerzstyle]

That was utterly horrible play, no composure, no discipline, stop wasting your time.

[thegoodieyoung]

WOW ur the worts u folded aq on short stack and EVERYTHING u did was just horrible

[eklund8]

So good! Made my day so much better.

[jayzer1111]

play me on UB puss my nic is jayzer111

[ajenni01]

you're an idiot, jayzer

[LoyLT]

LOLWTFDUDEUSUCKMAN

[benjkamu]

best thing to listen to when youre on tilt!

[ibashothervids]

"we are in good shape except for every time we fold we flop the nuts"

[jackdandcoke1]

best video ever

[fjholloway]

alot of big names at the table indeed

[2TheDeath]

what's the music in the background?

[vrubianes]

lololollollll sick hero call with the K hi

[bodysnatcher0421]

lol i cant believe that guy called you with king high.

he must have played you before i guess...

[TurtleKnife]

Too many priceless quotes to mention here. Dude you could get a gig on SNL.

[alexwenxi]

i used to be a weak low stakes player untill i started learning from these tutorials. now i'm a high stakes, high roller!

thanks water boat!

[tope90210]

I cant stress how much i've learnt from water boat's tutorials. 6 months ago i was broke, then i started watching his videos, Now i am up over $567.

Keep the vids comming water boat!!

[KimbaDaNinja]

Fantastic video mate. This is the first one iv seen. Gona watch some more now :)

[alsbo1931]

omg its not a freeroll...1 dollar sattelite..

But fuck its funny... you gotta be kidding right?...right.. If you are your videos are genius ive never before laughed this hard..better than Chris Rock.

[funkerman7]

you said Lithuanian trickster :O

[fjseminario]

wtf is this funny horrible poker crap

[Snoopnoob]

lol playmoney

but i like your style ^^

[briantoye]

i still love your vids

[briantoye]

awesome vid...learned alot thanks man, now i know to fold my med to strong starting hands with a small stack and wait to put it all in with the weakest hands in poker

[EFitzhume]

Um...this is seriously funny.

[MrGUBA1989]

this is a stupid

[SFHaul]

Is this a level or what ? And WTF is a value call ?

[chilldude1989]

and here we flop the backdoor trips xD epic

[OSHUNLIDE]

you are amazing....lol. i love these vids.

[Powerlifter83]

dude you seriously are my favorite sub....you are so funny and incredibly good at poker. You rock the high stakes sit n go's.

fuck the IRS don't pay taxes!

[esco42085]

funniest shit i've seen in a while. you the man.

[666crippled666]

LOL

[888564342432]

5 Star

[jscrew47]

euros are sooo bad

[Dellbo99]

Love your vids - the best online tutor ever regardless of cost.

Do you offer any private coaching sessions?

[kfellmy]

it says high stakes but I swear it's a 10 dollar SNG. He plays stupidly with crap cards. Gets down to 90 chips and gets AQ and FOLDS. WTF?

[kennyg22]

actually its a $1+.25 tournament, lol

[alex8711]

You obviously don't understand the value of reverse twilighting.

[kfellmy]

You're right I don't know anything about the value of "reverse twilighting" unless it means to play as dumb as humanly possible.

[alex8711]

If you don't understand the value between reverse twilighting it's probably just because you're not up to the level of water boat

[kfellmy]

Stop it, you're making me laugh to hard.

[Cavsthe09champs]

I bet he doesent even know how to vunderbluff

[ajenni01]

you're an idiot, kfell

[gmuss4]

LOL I love your play! Norweeegian Trickster! I love it!

[rafonzo]

You laughed yourself while your said the stuff about backdoor two pait outs xD Great Vids :P

[mtnlogistics]

wtf! i just learned how NOT to play. what a waste of my time.

[tohme9]

lollllllllllllllllllllll

[MUFC2592]

this guy is 2 funny he should have his own tv programme!!!!

[captaindigi82]

il be folding queens cause im not ready to gamble lmao

[ZorkinStein]

"And here I flopped the backdoor trips" LMAO

[Shane444888]

Thanks man.  Your vids have helped me out a lot. I am no longer a losing player thanks to you.

[flik221]

this is the funniest shit ever

[gaststar]

"He's Norwegian. Now I know what I'm dealing with." Yes, with a Norwegian. This is completely silly.

[gaststar]

No, I don't think I'll ever understand what's going through your brain.

[starsjoe]

wtfffff

[askiba]

wow, i can increase my winrate by not paying taxes. that is so deep!