Kermode Uncut: The Moviegoers Code of Conduct

[Keymikkel]

I know the cure for this. Get some giant bouncer to stand and keep watch in the cinema, throwing warnings(and people) around if people break any conducts. Have a sign say ''You will follow these rules and yes, we will be up in your face about them. Deal with it and behave yourself''

[MrEdLoop]

@Keymikkel While I agree with your sentiment, then we'd just have an aggressive bouncer interrupting the movie instead of a crinkly bag.

Plus, who would pay the bouncers? That shit's expensive.

[Fa6ade]

LOL! You are not in Japan, unless you are.

[billybobjoethe1st]

I hate buying stuff from the concession stand that makes a lot of noise when I open/eat it. I know it's really annoying, but I really want to eat it! I try to wait for an action scene for lots of noise to cover the sound.

[JimmyDC99]

@billybobjoethe1st a better thing imo, open it during the musical interlude before the ads, then no. or very little noise during the film

[GCmediacourse]

@billybobjoethe1st Yer Me to.

[neilramjee]

haha. Just realised the child in the 'babysitting' scene is in fact James King! What a nipper!

[GCmediacourse]

They should show this at every cinema

[pixiec3]

This is why we stopped going to movies. With the high prices I want to hear the movie and not some idiot's comments or their ill behaved offspring!

[1GrilledFoot]

This really SHOULD be shown on screen before every movie. I dedicate this comment to the woman behind me who was unwrapping candies every 15 minutes, and the kid in front of me who was texting while making sure his friends were aware that yes, Winston Churchill in the King's Speech is the same guy who plays Wormtail in Harry Potter.

[MrPrankmastergeneral]

This should be the integral part of every movie projection.

[Filmzie]

Robert De Niro in Cape Fear we're looking at you.

[rick694uk]

EXACTLY why I never go to cinemas anymore! Except in Japan, where on one floor of a busy shopping mall, in Tokyo, the cinema was silent, the dialogue in English, THEY had to read the subtitles! Impeccable behaviour by the Japanese. The Bourne Identity, in case you were wondering!

[YouFoolWarrenIsDead]

So let it be written, so let it be done.

[Tendu]

If only this was reality. :-( I hate most people.

[creamskunk]

Who on earth gave this a thumbs down ?!?

The cinemas should definatley be enforcing these kinda rules. We pay enough to see these films - we have the right to enjoy them!

[51yourtimeisup]

this is all null and void when it comes to Paranormal Activity 2.

[SonofBrummieDarkness]

Simon looks so different to how I expected him to O.o

[AJBa83]

Please make it a legal requirement to show this in cinemas.

[mightlife]

very good!

[ec123456789able]

hilarious, although you missed out annoying children who throw popcorn.

[CalLadyQED]

@ec123456789able This goes under both "no eating" and "no irresponsible parenting"

[TheArizonaExperience]

we should of heard a slapping noise at the end

[uwtheo]

Mark's reaction to the 3D line is brilliant

[lordtufty]

James King as an irritating child was a genius piece of casting!

[petertyson2]

Now this code of conduct should be made law .....I hate it when everything described in the code happens, really puts me off going to the cinema especially when you have to put up with idiots talking through the majority of the film.

[simozonelayer]

Mayo was enjoying that a little too much 2:33

[Aizen9]

@simozonelayer

Yeah something tells me that was his favourite part of making the video.

[nailseagas]

Big fail on popping the bag there Mark.

[cores717]

No drug dealing, haha.

[Mojosbigstick]

No Mobile Phones! At All!

These guys deserve a medal.

[Criminology2009]

Perhaps there should be some form of 'passport control' at cinema's and them zero tolerance whilist in the theatre. Or is this too draconian?

[666deadman1988]

£8.50? Wtf cinemas are these two going to?

[petertyson2]

@666deadman1988

Ones in London I should imagine seeing as that's where they both live and work.

[666deadman1988]

@petertyson2 Yeh I suppose but it's bloody expensive, isn't it? Here (Belfast) a ticket is around £5-£6.

[RuhBuhJuh1]

No talking is the bane of my life. Whenever we go to the cinema it's always great with a few friends, until ONE GIRL shows up who's constantly "Ohhh cool!!...what's happened, I was talking so I missed it....oh that's so stupid that would never happen (watching an animated film!!!)" SO IRRITATING!

[pypeworld]

The mobile phone usage happens all the time. Some ignorant twot always thinks it's a good idea to text their mate near the end of the film. You can do that kinda crap while your leaving the cinema.

[playityourway]

I do have a bad habit of wanting to point things out... i should be ashamed

[welshfilmbuff]

Don't usually like James King, but I have to give him some credit for being in this :-)

[RabbiPabblo]

all i think about is Max Cady laughing menacingly in the theater in Cape Fear

[welshfilmbuff]

@RabbiPabblo

Watching Problem Child... of all films.

[gibboanx]

@RabbiPabblo I love Scorsese's Cape Fear. Can't believe Mark hates it

[reservoirdog666]

its funny, that food served at the cinema is often the loudest (in the case of popcorn, more so when routing around in its box), and the drinks extremely large, guaranteeing your bladder will be fit to burst mid way through the movie, meaning you you might end up missing an important part of the film, or if you're like me, stickin it out in exchange for being extremely uncomfortable.

[maxg316]

Mayo taking of his shoes and Marks reaction was hilarious!

[wheresbrody]

"no talking in the cinema" that is, unless you're saying hello to jason isaacs of course

[EYESCUM]

Alot of fun!

[UnderTheRadarReviews]

haha awesome

[drplbiftin]

'no having sex' - Kermode and Mayo missed out filming something special...

[MattDdirector]

@drplbiftin HA! That was pretty funny

[Regenmacher175]

@drplbiftin that goes under hobbies.

[FuTeffla]

I think the 'blah blah blah' section was my favourite :D

[Teleringelfon]

Hilarious!!!

Great idea!

Love the shoe-taking-off-and-touchin-ke­rmode-with-your-stinky-sock-pa­rt!

[2505994]

this guy at 1:37 looks like kermode's son

[joncross26]

This was tremendous... loved every minute of it! Bravo Bravo!! more more!!

[oldsnakestillrocks]

LOL@ the child being James King

[lydz25]

wow epic fail whale in loading this .. all I have is a black box where the video should be! No controls to pause, change quality or anything!

[8KeyserSoze8]

@lydz25 had that for a while too

[killswitchred19]

This video was great! I'm so glad they did this!

[ShamonUk]

I approve

[lordtufty]

I never realised how short Mark's hair was on the side of his head! it is basically inexistent!

[comedystylings]

roflcopter @ 3:30

[lordtufty]

boss

[DSQueenie]

lol Mayo eating the Nacho's and the foot in the ear XD

[citizenhal]

@DSQueenie Haha

[Jcolinsol]

@DSQueenie

Nacho with mayo? Eeugh!

[neocool12]

hehe, thanks guys