Achmed the dead terrorist - Jeff Dunham

[gorillakev1]

... but your all bones

its a flesh wound

XD XD XD XD

[coolmanzx5]

i just got a flu shot .....

[ussmissouri63]

Are you kidding me? I kill you for a Klondike Bar. LOL

[moesweet0568028]

10:35 / 10:47

[foster88888]

2:44 favorite part

[foster88888]

:) Couldn't stop watching.

[Goldtop7777]

He's so good!

[icyboy20]

amazing act it was halarious. you got talent. ignor that shit that says you got no talent. i believe you do.

PS

I KILL YOU ALL

[BlueBerryWizard]

lol what did I say that 6 people thumbed by comment down? I don't even remember... :O!

[xxxbc34]

keep your damn comments to your self unless they are useful

[cbaabcjosh]

this guy is hilarious

soz all of his acts

[shepe6]

Lol that was good

[MXT424]

Well when you analyze it that scrutinizingly.. yeah it's a poor act. But I watch comedy that makes me laugh...not that makes me think!

[iwillnotberickrolled]

Oh i mean a allah dammit! classic

[MuslimHollyFighter]

"What do you think of bush? I love....oh you mean....." LOL classic and timless comedy Good job,

[MrZombiekiller23]

lol RIP MJ/ A.....C...flem lmao!

[MATICUS101]

"A... C... Flem..." lol

[wsg2112]

Pretty fun stuff, great for just about any gathering!

Show it to your friends all together!

[realbart]

I still don't understand.. (I'm not a native English speaker) "A... C... Flem..."

Can someone please explain?

[BreakerdeGodot]

It's a joke. It's not supposed to make sense.

[randumbguy23]

R.I.P MJ

[FLPman]

i tried to see him three years in a row for my birthday at a comedy club in jersey.. he cancelled every year!

[zeagle9]

i love achmed

[salarahRAVE]

amazing!

[MrSinister1979]

Why is laughing at terrorists so bad? They deserve to be laughed at, just for being assholes.

[Nizmonutz]

i agree

[mainacboy123]

YE AMERICAS A ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKERS

[Cabal1869]

I love penut

[auto98]

"It's a flesh wound" lol

Monty Python fan?

[PurpinkOfSussux]

The man has talent and a partly developed sense of humor.

Could have been improved by less racism and more tact.

[infidel65]

Yeah, 'cause tact is hilarious...

[SCYJADIE]

soo funny how do you spell your name?a..c..flem

[11rona]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I told a joke

[StayClassyComedy]

RACISM IS SO FUNNY!

[nvfc4life]

Jeff Dunham is a legend

[SamMckee8987]

SILENCE... I kill you!!! Hahaa that's the best ever!

[amuXryu4ever]

HELLLLLOOOOO i am lindsay lohan!!!! lol

[elztrademark]

Its great!! love it...

[xDjohnxD]

LOL.. I'm a terrifying...Terrorist..

ARGGHH!! R U scared? No..

ARRGGGGGHH!!! How bout now? No...

Godammit.. *Laughing* Oh I mean Alahh Damnit.

LOL this is awesome

Silence! I Keeeeel you!!

[LilyzLily]

lol

[halogod454]

AwSoMe

[Witmyluv]

lol

u racist bastard!!!

[kellyx3jellyx3belly]

hahahahaha!!! this is one of the funniest things ive seen in a while!! "SILENCE! I KILL YOU!" lol.

[gonzo1210]

this is the funniest thing I've seen in a while!!!

[soccercutie117]

ha ha! tHiS iS vErY fUnNy!!!1

[thodilover]

one of the best humorous videos I have seen in a long time. Congratulations to Jeff Dunham. Real funny!

[guitarheromaniac42]

that is hilarious my cousin showed me this video last night

[JenCharlieBearMaddy]

hahaha!!!!!!! love it watch jingle bombs 2 peoples love em!! Alla dam it

[bubs4eva]

i cant stop laughing at this!!!!

lol!!! 5*! watched all his other preformances now!

'shut up! i kill you!' haha

[puffyjoe123]

LMAO

[1lip1]

Fuckin Genius best thing iv seen 4 weeks

[leendikketeen]

Some poeple here wrote down the wrong things... anyways...

THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!

[camster4]

God Dammit, oo oo oo i mean Ali Dammit

[RandyB11305]

How do u spell your name? Uhh lets see... A..C..FLEM! lol i can't stop laughing!!!

[QueenLaRevkah]

it is flegm, gosh lol im kidding

[JennyJennyJ]

you both wrong jeez it's flemgch

[MrSinister1979]

No, you're all wrong.

It's PHLEGM.

[JennyJennyJ]

r-i-g-h-t

[austin3212]

nooooooooo its a..c..phflem

[DarkTower97]

i saw this last night

[madblaa]

Genius, so funny!

[bawan1994]

lol its funny at 1:38 when he says "i kill u" he says it with such...low pitched voice it makes it incredibely funny

[momodancegurl]

omg jeff is the greatest comedian ever!!!!!!!!

[bearman1245]

excellant loved it lmfao

[meemmooww]

"ARE YOU SCARED???"

[TONISBESTFRIEND01]

this is so funny and cool

[sdfjosh]

lol awesome vid XD

[2000tc88]

This is excelent,what a laugh

[CSplayahata]

ROFLL!L!L!LL!!L!LL

[Donnersgirl]

lol god damn it............oh i mean allha damn it

[SquirtleStarter91]

"SILENTS, I KILL YOU"

LOL

[thesourceofpunk]

HAHA jag skratta uta helvette :P

[misslimpi]

lol is das geil :)

[undertakertna]

loaloa damnit