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  • typical nikkeijin's accent

    sound like mashi oka

  • Toyota is dead, along with half of Japan.... in fact i'm betting on toyota going bankrupt

  • im sure this was a good vid, but i refuse to sit long enough through the commercials

  • ROFL LMFAO! Toyoda ftw. love the Japanese

  • Hey Letterman! Do you wanna DIE?

  • DA fuck with these fucking ads............

  • @imperialprobedroid

    its google being lame

  • i'm not going to say that i used to work for toyota but i did work for a huge multinational auto company that is based in japan and starts with toyota.

    hai hai. that sounds like management.

  • TOYOTAを敵にまわしているよね

  • I use "ad blocker" since like ever on firefox and never saw an ad on youtube ever either

  • lol this was some funny shiznit..poor Dave

  • @RobsMusicBox,

    i love you guy who loves dave.

    or as i like to call him like his mom does---David?

  • Mozilla FTW :P

  • Hogwash!

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  • @jazzel70

    dry cookie?

    subscribe to my channel for free kool aid!!  OH YEAH!!

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOL!!1 TOYOTA! \m/!!

  • fucking ads

    how can i block them?

  • is that actually him???

  • @aguafiesta69 lol

  • friggin advertisement!

  • haha funny stuff.

  • @remdrper

    Amazing,tell me more.

  • @remdrper ... OMG GOD LOVES ME?!? THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING!...

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  • @remdrper fuc u dude get out of here

  • So now you get a 30 minute commercial for a 2 minute spot....nice.

    Cha Ching!

  • SOUNDS LIKE MY DAD YELLING AT ME

  • @spencermel

    hey spencer check out this guy and his dad. it is sofa king funny.

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    Alpha Kenny Body

    must see.

    i love the dad.

  • toyota is funny though

  • he is not funny

  • hahahahhaha

  • haha

  • fucking jap islanders

  • Hello =)

  • There was a Cadillac ad on this vid. XD

  • NO BRAKES NO HORN LOL KABOOM =P

  • BONZAI!!!!!

  • @MikaOwns Don't you mean "Banzai"?

  • toyoda toyota same diff

  • @MikaOwns

    Toyoda is the family name Toyota is the company name but you're right, same.

    i suppose one of the last BIG corp. that is still mostly a family business.

  • fucking hilarious, kudos Letterman

  • @guitarmaniac07, i wuv you david.

  • I love the Japanese language

  • @flash348, me too.

    you can find language how to vids on you tube. i haven't looked for japanese but i'm sure it's here...i know german and spanish is.

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  • I spit on the fool who watches the last ad.....fuck you youtube

  • awesomely hilarious xD

  • FIRST!!!

  • @Ind3sTrUcTiibl3 SECOND

  • Google Chrome + Adblock = No ads in youtube.

  • @BetterDayz19 u mean the pre rolll ads????

  • @Dcubs5 Yes.

  • awesome

  • for every second of ads God kills a baby seal and a kitten

  • @luciano1007

    i once killed a kitten with a seal.

  • WOW two ads? Really? One at the beginning and one at the end. Jokes on you Youtube, I only have to watch one...bitches :P

  • Hilarious video, but WTF is with the damned ad? YOUTUBE whoring us out yet again!

  • fucking ad is a nuisance

    only makes the product looks cheap for adv here

  • Nice marketing move Cadillac

    Advertising on a toyota fail video

  • I love this clip. This is what comedy is for. Making the world a bit less serious. Taking something distressing and making us laugh, giving us that pleasant memory associated with it. If every time I thought of the bad parts of my life a joke related to them would spring to mind I'd be a happier person.

  • Two Words: Adblock Pro

  • @MizZoo yep Adblock Pro Ftw :)

  • @chr0nix123 I meant Adblock Plus actually. Oh well.

  • @MizZoo lol i know i love this add-on for firefox.

  • @MizZoo bitch, you're fucking high, adblock pro doesn't block those ads...i piss on your face

  • @yahoopl3 It was a typo, I meant Adblock PLUS. I use Adblock Plus and never had an ad on Youtube.

  • @MizZoo THANKS ! You rock

  • @MizZoo Is it free?

  • @MizZoo id also recommend stylish and noscript

  • @MizZoo good job getting two top rated comments

  • @MizZoo

    same here, long live the free web!

  • FUCK YOU CBS.

    FUCKN SLUT

  • Add toytota to Audi 5000 and a Pinto

  • people are really trying everything they can to make money nowadays. What happens if Money is all of a sudden worth absolutly nothing. This is why I put my effort in serving God my loving father in heaven, that is what is important, he can give me neverending joyful, blissful, peaceful spiritual life.

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  • 5 stars!!!!!

    oh wait.... no stars on newtube

  • STFU letterman your a douchbag. Not funny why do people watch this shit.

  • @Deldrox Ya before ad blocker plus every 3 videos would have click ads are pop up commercials lol =P now where back to old school youtube before goggle came in.

  • his japanese pronunciation is really strange!! almost Japanese dont do like this abusive speech. we dont use onomatopoeia like his speech when we talking. i cant understand this joke... pls someone tell me what is interesting about this joke.

  • you get a clue about the ads if you see the cbs logo, now i'm going just hop over all vids with ads, just click on to the next, and hope they get the message............i give this thumbs down because of the ads

  • i like how he says kaboom

  • fucking 30 seconds commercial, won't watch this channel again.

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  • wow, the Japanese are reaaly going down the drain these days....

  • @perfectcheeseburger I believe this is the result of their cars being manufactured in China.. I guess it would be different if those cars were manufactured elsewhere, ie. germany/japan where people are paid for quality

  • Boring, and not funny.

  • if you are on firefox or safari you can install adblock...

  • Youtube = You (the people) broadcast themselves. CBS already has their own TV station to broadcast on, why do they need special adds in here????

    1 huge 30 sec add before the vids, and one huge add banner top right corner......

  • Install adblock morons.

  • I think the best thing about this is that it's an ACTUAL Japanese person speaking ACTUAL Japanese (Hollywood usually just uses any ol Asia, and yahoo translator...)

    god it's funny!

  • @Averyfane Not that I've done my research, but his pronunciation does not resemble a native Japanese speaker. The translations fairly accurate though!!

  • @ogata5 This is the one that made it clear he's a 'fake', I WAS going to suggest he might be from Aomori or somewhere that speaks stupid- however /watch?v=Te3T60ryDYA&feature=p­layer_embedded clearly shows that he's not Japanese

  • install adblock guys

  • Stupid advertises

  • fuck commercials on youtube

  • Fucking preroles..

  • watch out jay.this asian man can take your job

  • Burn, burn, boom, boom!

  • LMAO ROFL this is so funny wtf there are tears coming out of my eyes.

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  • The guy was awesome, funny. Toyota def. needed some comic relief. Love Toyota, with all the exposure now it's got to be better :) Every car companies have had defects, some just as massive. But since Toyota is no.1 you know the attack was coming. Go toyota....

  • This guy is Korian.

    Korian want american buy hyundai or kia more

    than toyota. That is why they are still doing this

    stupid joke.

  • @pipihunt Do you mean Korean. Because I don't know what a Korian is.

  • @pipihunt if you are just guessing then your a retard. and wtf is Korian?

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  • first the commercials were 10 seconds long

    then

    15

    then 20

    then 30

    now 31?? wtf.. fuck off.. youtube used to be a site of freedom with limited ads

    NOW THEY'RE EVERYWHERE OMG!

  • @Fetcha200 they are greedy douchebags that want money

  • @Fetcha200 my first one was 30 than refresh and was 15 seconds. i watched the 15 second in fear of a 30 coming after it

  • @Fetcha200 I use firefox with adblock it's block youtube commercials

  • @Fetcha200

    pay their fucking bills then you faggot free loader

    btw i fucked ur momma

  • Like how he walks in there like he owns the place and then starts the funny shit xD

  • This is NOT insulting in the least. Hell, on Japanese TV they would have been much much harsher on Akio Toyota!!

  • 28 SECONDS COMMERCIAL!!???

    1 star!

  • @Wulfsaga you still have stars? I don't have stars anymore just a thumbs up and thumbs down

  • @Wulfsaga there aren't stars anymore....dislike

  • @Wulfsaga i know for a 2 min video. doesn't make much sense to me...

  • @Wulfsaga Just click reload and it will skip the ad.

  • @Wulfsaga why dont you use firefox with the ad-block.??

  • Its so funny to see so many people on here get offended. LOOL Everything was true, especially the fat part. HAHAHA

  • I don't know about you but in my country we worship toyota .. specially the camry

  • NO BRAKES NO HORN LOL

  • i'm sorry... i'm not even japanese but i feel offended somehow... we all know, from an outsider's perspective, that this is just some plotted shit to save the GM from falling.. and Toyota's the victim. not that i like toyota, but this is just wrong.

  • This isn't THE ACTUAL GUY!!!!

  • they're still doing toyota jokes?

    ugh and a half.

  • Stupid advertisements and broken youtube...

  • How sad is that one driver who tried to frame toyota.

  • This is just racist

  • what's with all the commercials???

  • hahahahahahahahaha

  • @natalie18i so you're the one that got David Letterman in trouble with that extortionist? wow. pretty bold of you to show up on his Youtube page and out yourself.

  • that´s why i always crash on my dad´s toyota :-p

  • kaboom kaboom...lol...so funnnnnnnnnnyyyy LMAO

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  • @buddhistballer lol, and who has interest in that? you only?

  • @edwardcyu yes just thought i should show it to the world, sorry if u dont wanna see

  • @buddhistballer was it you and Lebron?

  • @edwardcyu nope him and pamela anderson

  • thats not really him is it?

  • @awanderingmadman that was his second-removed cousin's dog sitter's best friends, wife's brother.

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  • i love my toyota!

  • Niceness

  • so funnyyyyyy! not

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  • was that actually him?

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  • That's not Akio Toyoda

  • Fatties haha! So true, it was a hoax. The government owns GM and then suddenly this, only the redneck moronic jesus fucking nationalists in this country believes that it's Toyota's fault.

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    CONSPIRACY!!!! OMGG!!!

  • rofl

  • fuck the ads

  • is that really mr toyota himself?????